#excuse u

[dailyayao]

[auditioheros]

now why would you say that @deathonate

[astrxlfinale]

" Caelus, look at this funny monkey on my phone. "

Caelus would scream.

His body would tear away from her mere approach, stumbling back against the Express's resilient casing as the mere mention of a fated foe rocks him to the core. Not just one, not just ten, a hundred or a thousand.

No. Trillions. Does she realize just how many forms of MONK-E can exist in the ever expanding cosmos? Whether by flesh and blood, infused by the Paths, whether they were forged from the ingenuity of Data itself. That weight of the living, the weight of the dead, so much of it finds itself attempting to turn into diamond manacles and cosmic chains.

For an instant he's speechless, his mouth hanging in a feeble attempt to allow language and rationale to guide a now lost voice. What burns within him, what surges akin to the veins of molten magma that can surge through the sun itself, was an urge to fight. To surpass exhaustion, fatigue and the grating weight.

"You.. don't get it.. Don't you? Is this just another 'haha' type of everyday!? Did your realm skimp past them entirely!?"

"This isn't a game!"

@remunporium

[saezzoftheendless]

Hob’s been alive for a very long time, so I’d like to think he has very broad tastes regarding music. Let’s say, some of his students made him listen to Måneskin and now he’s a fan of them.

Until one day, while he’s showering and singing “Torna a casa” (yes I’m projecting shut up), he has a sudden realization: ‘Marlena’ HAS to be His Stranger.  Måneskin are so talented, their lyrics can be so meaningfull, how could his old friend resist their potential?

And now he can’t listen to Måneskin anymore. He hasn’t a grudge against them like he had for that damn Shaxberd, they’re not the reason His Stranger left their meeting early. But how the hell he can compete against DAMIANO???

He convinces himself his friend has a thing for talented hot twinks and sulks about it until Dream denies it, laughing his ass off for the first time in centuries.

[erstersauce]

back braces are stupid

[valorxdrive]

Can't believe Sora's kink is nuns. :3

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COUGHHACKCOUGH

"WHOOOOOOOOO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?"

"DUNNO WHAT YOU"RE TALKING ABOUT."

[wolfsnape]

Les 3e avec Partenaire de galère

[sanjisblackasswife]

No offense but I think u have the same kinks as sanji

🙎🏽‍♀️

[xaallo]

The tiny mouse looking rat peers up at the much larger creature in both a mixture of fear and awe, rosey eyes blinking twice to take in the other’s full stature before reluctantly drawing his sword and shakily pointing it upwards.

“ S-Stay back — stay back, I’m w-warning you! “

He sounds no older than someone in their early 20’s…

"Eh?"

Xaallo turned round sleepily. Something had bumped into him...some vermin creature by the looks of it. He didn't meant to be rude, but the sneer twisting his face was a reflex. Xaallo didn't like mice or rats anymore than most people did, so a man-sized one pointing a weapon at him was not welcome news.

The buck rises and approaches, not terrified in the slightest, and deftly slaps the blade out of the mouse's hands. It clatters somewhere off to the side. Xaallo's eyes never leave the creature.

" Now," He starts.

" I'm gonna count to ten and I hope you're fast otherwise you're shaping up to get the horns, friend."

[inprometheanfire]

@tothedevilsshow​ sent: All of it would be a con, the singular pro would be maybe you’d stop marking the snacks as yours only ( Bucky / Sam tothedevilsshow is it really worth it tho lmao fml

→ send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character

“There are some things I gotta keep for myself.”

[sixthrock]

I love how the penguin looks oh so slightly offended

Density of penguin feathers to protect from the cold.

Emperor penguins reputedly have the highest feather density of any bird, with around 100 feathers per square inch of skin (15 per square centimeter).

[nemkero]

atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

[z13lovebot]

Go fish

[princessbutler1316]

Woke: Oh, but Deadpool never gave any signs that he was LGBTQ+

Deadpool:

Woke: But Wolverine doesn't either

Wolverine:

[nikkipettt]

Fontaine’s newest tour guide! 👀🦉💚

[draculings]

an incredibly sensitive instrument.