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Why would you post that TODAY of Tinn losing everyone and now Charn! I’m more on edge going into this episode.
Now because Charn is pushing Tinn away BECAUSE he too has lost everyone……like my guys. Please. I just want you to be huggles and each other’s best night of their lives in peace you know!!
Anon, misery loves company.
I am miserable.
You are my company.
I have not been this hyped for a finale in some time. I didn't think GMMTV could kill off a gay in Be My Favorite or Never Let Me Go, so I felt comfortable about those finales, but *this* finale has me stressed.
I am 92% sure our guys will get out alive and together, but . . .
but . . .
I just need someone to rub my back, give me a cup of hot tea, and tell me everything is going to be okay.
And I need that "someone" to be these two.
And the cup of tea to be this man.
I'm making jokes because I'm scared.
KILL YOUR SHITTY FATHER!
#laws of attraction#I'm scared y'all#laws of attraction finale#everyone needs to be alive when the smoke clears#except the dad#he needs to be *cuts his thread of fate*
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OH MY GOD IS THAT THE MOTHER????? I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT WOMAN OH LORD OH LORD MAY THE GODS HAVE MERCY JESUS CHRIST I AM A HOMOSEXUAL
#Isolde I love you#you are the absolute best child i could ask for#but your mom#oh lord your mom#you can't be my child without having a mother#forget your father i can be a better dad thsn him#I just#oh my god#i love women#and i love the Dittarsdorft#except the dad#I'm married to Evangeline and Theophil and Isolde are my kids
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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Prompt:
Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.
So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-
Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.
Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…
#((Jason is the one who hit him with the car))#(((but it truly was an accident)))#((((and now his elaborate revenge plans got derailed because OMG I HIT MY DAD WITH A CAR))))#Brucie gets to blubber and cry about his son in a way Batman isn’t allowed to#meanwhile Jason: omg pls shut up PLS I’m BEGGING you just die already#Bruce: anything for you 🥹#Jason: …. hold on no I didn’t mean that B do NOT fall asleep on me right now#some more fake hallucinations#but nobody thinks it’s a hallucination except Bruce#also: Wayne Son Back From The Dead!? more on page two!#((Jason takes his revenge by trying to boot Tim from the family and realizing he’s not even part of it which—))#((is anybody taking care of that raccoon? well Jason is now))))#prompts#crack au#fanfiction#inspiration#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#Batdad#Brucie wayne
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I love how Phil is the passenger princess in everything in their relationship, except dnp's finances, which he completely controls. Capital £ester knows one thing and one thing only: the bank.
#i said this#dnp#phan#baby girl who manages all your accounts#phil#phil lester#amazingphil#it kind of reminds me of my parents - my dad is a self -proclaimed financial genius. except he also has other skills#dan and Phil
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A lil goofy comic :>
#adventure time#adventure time simon#adventure time fanart#fan art#fanart#simon and marcy#simon petrikov#simon art#marcy#marceline#marceline the vampire queen#i remember you#hambo#adventure time fionna and cake#fionna and cake#fionna the human#simon is marcy's dad now i dont make the rules#except i do
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*shaky thumbs up* I just finished ch5...... y-you were not kidding about it being a heavy one.....
:)
(how's that going so far, Mal)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#malleus: i'm going to save my dad!#malleus: (forces his dad to relive his most traumatic memories) (accidentally reveals no less than three tragic life-altering secrets)#malleus: (is on the verge of causing the entire world to be destroyed)#malleus: wait. no. hold on. i can still fix this --#good job honey you're doing greeeeeaaaat#let's be fair though sebek is actually doing...weirdly okay?#sure he turned into electricity but. he meant to do that!#(this is dedicated to the person who said they like it when sebek is featureless except for a screaming mouth)#(truly it is his essence)
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something babysitter!reader waiting for price to drive them home while he's on video call with one of his friends, the little one in his lap, tapping around on the screen; until it somehow does something to make the screen go weird. he chuckles and shows you, inevitably holding the camera right onto you for a moment and showing you before turning it back on him. all you hear from the phone now is a curious hum. "who's the lil' tulip on the couch?"
#all of the babysitter are very loosely based on irl#except this one#which happened exactly like this#only a middle aged man would do this#i <3 middle aged men#my life feels like a fucking fanfic sometimes#gothghostiie#babysitter!reader#dad!price#john price#John price x reader#price x reader#price#captain john price#captain price#captain john price x reader#captain price x reader#gaz x reader#ghost x reader#soap x reader#graves x reader#nikolai x reader#cod mw#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty#cod#cod mw3#cod mwiii
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#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop#fop poof#fop peri#fopanw#periwinkle fairywinkle cosma#fop jorgen#jorgen von strangle#fop jorgen von strangle#peri fairly oddparents#peri fairywinkle cosma#you cant convince me their realtionship summed up isn’t dad with the cat he didn’t want#except its with a actual person and its a little more unhinged#sorry im still hung up on him calling only peri by a nickname
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2006, Genk Karting Circuit
#max verstappen#jenson button#f1#maxy#these are cute and underrated#i think it's interesting that max as a kid only has fan pics~ with jenson of all drivers??#maybe my memory is betraying me rn#tbf it's on brand with his 'i didn't have idols' quotes#max in the spa 2009/11 paddock looking at the drivers like yall aint special babes..#except for fernando alonso#shy max tugging on his dad's jacket.. 'can we go find fernando? 🥺' i guess not!#anyway hqs of maxy are my weakness
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demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this
#she hangs out at active crime scenes in a way that should be a red flag but 'evades' the police simply by merit of being in 7th grade#the ONE 'detective'/nemesis who is convinced she had something to do with The Murders#is the classmate who sorta tried to bully her at the beginning of the school year but then the vibes got all intense and sapphic#so she backed off and has been Ignoring the Nerd she does Not have a special interest in#except then The Murders begin and she has so many Suspicions BUT#everytime she confronts the antihero the interaction ends in accidental intimacy followed by furious blushing#the nemesis's father is an (unsympathetic) cop character who repeatedly ignores his daughter's concerns#'dad i think the weird girl in my math class is a serial killer' 'that's not an excuse for failing algebra. go do your homework'
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ik it was intended primarily for funny show reasons but shassie is just a crazy dichotomy. Guy with commitment issues vs guy who commits too hard. Guy with no dad vs guy with too much dad. Guy with net negative social skills who desperately wants them vs guy with incredible insight into people who hates himself for having it. Guy who’s surly and mean to hide need to be loved vs guy who’s breezy and charming to hide need to be loved
#and crucially these guys hit every one of each others insecurity buttons#shawn wishes he had half the discipline lassie does bc maybe then he couldve made his dad proud. lassie wishes he had a dad around at all#do you see where i'm going with this#meanwhile henry out grilling burgers: hm i should fish tomorrow?#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#psych#shawnlassie#like who is creating this narrative foil aah duo in a goofy detective show?#just diametrically opposed at every corner#except that juliet is cool. they both agree juliet is really cool.
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hazbin meme dump for ur pleasure <3
i actually watched hazbin before helluva,, but you probably wouldn't know it with how helluva managed to rot my mind.
#charlie is my fav psych major ever dkdjdjd#she'll therapize anyone except herself even her dad#one sided radiostatic#also my beloved#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#radiostatic#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#hazbin angel dust#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin lucifer#hazbin emily#hazbin nifty#Lucifer my cringe fail king#vox and alastor#alastor the radio demon
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the really sick thing about the Winchester dynamic is sam and dean both being privately, bitterly jealous of the other's position in their dad's affections. like yeah that's how you do it . make them fight over your memory forever like dogs fighting over a chew toy.
#supernatural#when youre completely isolated from everyone except ur dad (god) and ur brother and ur so lonely and clingy and why doesnt dad like you !!!#what if i burst into tears
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Reading 'Making Money' at the moment and I love how in this one Adora Belle is so CLEARLY the A-plot character. She's off commanding armies of golems and uncovering secrets from lost civilizations and marches back to town like "Hey Moist, come help me find a wizard to translate this ancient scroll" and he's just standing there giving Spencer from iCarly like "Ummmmm. Does it have to be like, right now...? Only, you see, my dog's just been made chairman of the bank—"
#Obviously Moist's thing is important too but the contrast between his job and hers is simply hilarious#like that one tweet 'My dad and I are both working from home right now. He's ordering new fuselage prototypes for Boeing--'#'--and I'm drawing a picture of a duck'#Except that in this case it's actually the latter person who keeps getting hunted down by corporate assassins#discworld#making money#moist von lipwig#adora belle dearheart#gnu terry pratchett
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in hindsight, despite the variety of clone/jedi ships, they all have one thing in common, and that is having to deal with the craziness that comes with their respective jedi. Fox has to deal with the dumpster fire chaos that is Quinlan Vos, Cody has to blatantly watch in horror while his General, Obi-Wan Kenobi, flirts and bats his pretty eyes at the enemy, and somehow manages to blow a building up in the process, and then there's Rex who gets dragged, thrown, and rolled around like a rag doll with Anakin. Bly is not safe either
#they match each others freak#the clones cant catch a break#except wolffe#HE LOVES HIS DAD!!!#codywan#rexwalker#foxquin#blyla#clone wars#star wars#tcw
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