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occudo · 2 months ago

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A fish out of water story I just remembered last year I did some siren!jon and selkie!martin, so here is some more of them, for the end of May

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keferon · 6 months ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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himulrai · 3 months ago

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was rewatching some tom scott vids today and thought of this

#op and megs are genuinely lost on what this squishy thing is doing here #it'd be really funny if the tf1 universe's first exposure to a human was just: Tom #what a guy #he'd probably jumpstart their efforts toward peace he's just That Powerful #it's like that really old shaggy meme except with tom instead imo; he's not even using 0.0937% of his power #tom scott #HELP HE HAS HIS OWN TAG?? EPIC #transformers #optimus prime #transformers one #maccadams #megatron #maccadam #meme #artists on tumblr #artists #crack #crossover #raon zieghart's no 3 glazer

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pinacoladamatata · 1 year ago

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blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

#solavellan #solas #gotta put out some tender stuff to balance the chaos target team leader solas has caused.#look i just need to go feral in the tags for a moment #okay the fucking. what's he call himself? the great adversary of her people's mythology....falls in love w a woman being forced into a role #not unlike his own #i t makes me c r a z y #like at one point he's all ooooh we're elves need to make sure the humans trust us to ensure safety. gives them a castle......#then he's all ''ooh you cant change the way your legend is getting out of hand. might as well accept it''#but he disapproves if you lean into it/call yourself the herald.#he approves of you fighting against the status quo. encourages sera to sow chaos and has a VERY interesting convo w her about power #''what lop of the top?'' ''yes.'' ''well what's that do except make room for a new top to come and fuck it all up?''#at which point he fuckin STUTTERS and is like. oh fuck. you're right. my bad. and then he shuts up in quiet contemplation #he's clearly wrestling w himself. and Ohmygod the felassanstuff.#like the Guilt. the Regret.#haunting that fucking rotunda.#and yet he's so in love w lavellan if they go that route.#like clearly some stuff was missing/fumbled in game. but like #how he fuckin screams for the inquisitor at the well?????!?! OK BOI?!#im just. the dread wolf. great adversary of the dalish pantheon.#turns out to be some somber grim guy with a fatalistic sense of humor who hates tea and greatly values free will #pina art

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aka-indulgence · 2 months ago

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tmw your kids tattle abt your crush

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garblegarden · 5 months ago

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waiter waiter! more human guy please!

same thing as usual i just like drawing him

#can't think of tags to use here hmmm #I will note that human guy does indeed have skin and other organs it's just that he won't acknowledge it #he never takes the suit off anyways so his naked self is more of a symbolic thing #as though he has been in the suit so long he might as well not be anything at all underneath it #except what has happened to him (the loss of his legs or the infection or his implants etc etc etc)#which makes him feel like a novelty to himself #and then he is a novelty to everyone else too because he is an alien #not particularly a person #i know what he looks like as a normal human but that's between me and him

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truuskn · 4 months ago

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Spotlight: Jazz is peak Prowl being able to comfort Jazz even though Jazz doesn't want to open up about how he's feeling and Prowl completely respects that

i love their dynamic so much here and in "all hail megatron", it's such a shame that their connection ended up being completely forgotten in the rest of idw series... reading "optimus prime" and coming across that one frame, observing what we have had and lost because the authors couldn't keep in mind how and who they were writing... it actually hurts

you guys. you guys! why are you doing this to us. why is it so hard for you to keep track on your story!! why do we have to see their relationship... fall apart?? without a decent look at it?? somewhere out there, in the background?? we're just left with the fact that they are over or maybe never even were there in the first place

prowl and jazz had so much potential at some point of idw history. the way how well they worked together despite all the difficulties, how sincerely prowl supported jazz even though he remained very closed off and aloof the whole time, how he really tried to be a good loyal friend, respected jazz's personal boundaries, didn't push, didn't go too far with his concern, didn't except anything in return and was just there to help... a rare bright moment for this version of my poor boy :'D

there were so many opportunities to develop this further, to show how they could exist in the new cybertronian future for which they had gone through so much hardship, how could they fight all the problems that were coming down on them, together, exactly as it was on earth. but, alas, we have to accept that they were quickly brushed aside and forgotten. a little time passes and they become strangers. forever. their entire bond is just erased. because that's how idw works with their characters...

#sorry for the negativity still love this universe just some of the moments make me angry #to write something so interesting with the characters and instantly forget about it - yep gorgeous work #my main problem with idw is the way how horribly inconsistent everything was written sometimes. like. critically bad. there are exceptions #mtmte and lost light for example where thanks primus everything is more or less okay with the logic and plot #(that's why these two comics will always remain the best here. peak idw. but many other stories and characters? gosh it's so bad at times)#prowl in one issue: oh jazz you are clearly my friend i will always support you in any situation! you can always count on me bro!!#prowl in the next story when jazz is going through hell after killing a human: hope this sucker won't get in my way lmao what a crybaby #okay yeah enough with negative let's just be happy that we still have these wonderful moments even if they don't lead anywhere in the futur #i cherish every moment where idw prowl acts like a sweet and kind guy instead of a monster with some head problems #but well because prowl here was on a break jazz had to suffer for the sake of the plot #they both can't be at peace with their minds at once lmao #jazzprowl #prowljazz #tf jazz #tf prowl #prowl #jazz #maccadam #transformers #tf

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oraclenthusiast · 1 year ago

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everyone wants batman to be treated like a human and have him lose to his kids... personally i think dc should lean into his unbelievable wins. need to defeat this insanely powerful supervillain? call batman. need to fight god? batman. no explanation whatsoever, just him winning quite literally impossible fights. sic him on capitalism next.

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tetrameryxx · 8 months ago

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What if an elf was a little perissodactyl

#what if a unicorn was a little guy #my art #worldbuilding #ohote #earlier i was like “every person is a human with magical features or whatever.” except these people. they're horsies #self indulgent 2 the extreme #i have not figured out clothes yet

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countlessofvoids · 7 months ago

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Hiccup was a runt, the most awkward, frailest guy around. He was created with the intent of being someone who's different from everyone else; both in his design and story. Someone who's weak around people who value strenght, someone who befriends dragons while others want to kill them. Hiccup makes up for his physical weakness with compassion and trying to bring peace to both sides.

Which is why in his every iteration after the first movie (+ ROB); Hiccup is a 6'1, modern beauty standart who can easily beat everyone in combat no matter how more build or/and experienced they are, unless the writers decide they need to higher the stakes, or they have other characters fight the enemy for him.

#the bit about him beating anyone easily is mostly reffering to the third movie #It's also why i heavily dislike astrid in thw. although for slightly different reasons #thw astrid is a shallow girlboss trope of a pretty girl who stomps everyone around her but has to follow conventional beauty standart -#- of not having any muscles. because 'women who are muscular can't be feminine and pretty'#the other bit is about trader johann. him and viggo are like the only ones who were ever allowed to actually get a hit on hiccup #the last is refering to drago #no you don't understand how pissed i was at seeing hiccup in thw just ragdolling everyone #not to mention the same guy who's advocating for peace for both sides just set a whole ship of soldiers on fire??#they could've used the kratos psychology “it's moral to kill something if it tries to kill you first” there #but no every human except berkians is evil and killing is cool when the protagonists do it #hiccup #hiccup haddock #httyd #httyd 2 #httyd 3 #rtte #httyd criticism #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon: the hidden world #hiccup you'll always be the short awkward little thing who looks like the wind will blow him away to me <3 #they took all character design swag from the protagonists and gave it to the villains

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bumblingbabooshka · 19 days ago

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I need every non-Human Star Trek character to start talking about their countries and hometowns NOW!! Tuvok definitely roots for his local sports team internally even though they suck and are horrible. He's gonna watch the game and he's gonna be frustrated with their performance every time.

Vulcans posting shit like this ☝️is commonplace in my mind

#I've seen people call Neelix calling Tuvok 'Mr Vulcan' like...offensive to Tuvok???#Or go 'does he not know that's not his name?? omg' like Yeah. He knows. v_v it's a nickname.#But back to the topic at hand - I view Neelix calling him 'Mr Vulcan' as akin to being called 'Mr Human' or 'Miss Bolian'#not offensive and never (that I've seen) framed as such?? (Think of Spock telling Bones off for calling him a green blooded computer etc -#that definitely IS framed as being aggressive and offensive to him)#I love Neelix but also there's definitely canon reasons to dislike him - you don't need to make any up #Star Trek is very..?? homogenous when it comes to aliens #Like aliens aren't FROM anywhere except their home planet (as opposed to Humans)#But I do believe that Vulcan and other planets have different regions and cultures #Both bc it'd be wild if they didn't and also bc we hear Vulcans with accents in TOS and with different skin tones in other series #The only Star Trek Planet I'd believe doesn't have that sort of thing is like...Bynar #comix page #Tuvok #and a well meaning security ensign #I know Tuvok to be a guy who's very proud of either where he was born or where he lives #not just 'Vulcan' but also his specific town #Elieth: This is a boring town where nothing happens I despise it here.#Tuvok: Boring? I see. Have you never visited the yun'ah temple?#Elieth: Father... / Asil: Please don't tell us about the temple again.#Tuvok: -driving them- The Yun'ah temple is one of the most sacred-#Tuvok isn't from ShiKahr - that's Spock's thing #I don't imagine Tuvok being a fan of sports in general but he IS root root rooting for the home team #I do have headcanons about the main three vulcan's hometowns #(mostly Tuvok and Spock - I haven't seen enough of T'Pol)#<- But I /have/ seen her house

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chemilico · 4 days ago

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anyways more human stuff (but in a slightly more cartoonier artstyle) of these two because theyre my favorite designs ive made ... them going to a flea market would be an interesting scenario methinks

#dhmis #also i think it would be rather funny if my human red just covered his face with his hair so he looked like his puppet version #except the eyes ofc lol #and also they ended up giving the “big mouth billy bass” to yellow #i just really like when those fish things have a low battery and then let out the screams of the damned instead of singing #dhmis duck #dhmis red guy #fluffybird #duck guy #red guy #dhmis fanart #dhmis humanized #dhmis humanizations #don't hug me i'm scared #dont hug me im scared

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runraerun · 8 months ago

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May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*

Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…

Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.

Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.

Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)

He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.

Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.

How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)