#except it does

[sapphic-agent]

Me at Horikoshi right now. What a horrible time to be a fan of Izuku, Tomura, Nana, and basically everyone that isn't Bakugou

[mythicalltea]

All I want is for Julian Baumgartner to apply that isolation layer to my brain. It’s not that difficult of a request.

[lightningandfireinmybones]

valaena/aemond definitely not social media people but they both join it. valaena joining because rhaena begged her to by saying she wants both her sisters to be on it so they could be the power trio and when has valaena been able to deny rhaena anything? so she joins it and aemond is on there to ensure no creeps get to valaena. jace/baela’s acc is just travel diaries and cute couple photos + photos with siblings and their two sons, rhaena & helaena’s acc is just them and all kinds of animals plus filled with pictures of their nieces and nephew. aemond’s account is just a fanpage for his wife and kids and valaena has so many pictures of her family on there. daemon with his guitar while a baby viserys is on his shoulder, one of nyra wearing a pearl crown that valaena made for her during mother’s day when she was 9, so many many pictures of rhaenys & she has the most rare pictures of her siblings because she’s such a great photographer. and then she ofc so many many many pictures of her husband and kids. she very rarely posts herself but she does once in this gorgeous thigh high slit dress and her sisters convinced her to post it because my god does she look good but the real scandal is when you can clearly see aemond’s name carved out on her upper thigh. the internet has a meltdown and daemon comes to their house in less than 30 minutes he’s breaking in shoving aemond into a wall and asking him what made him think it was okay to harm his little girl like that? the only thing that gets him to calm down is valaena placing his grandson “daemon” in his arms. that was the last day valaena was ever seen on social media. R.I.P to user valaenatargaryen’s short but loves career.

Valaena and aemond have no interest in social media outside of their family but that’s part of the appeal for their rabid fans, they were non existent online one day and the next rhaena_v_targ is tagging them and suddenly aemond and Valaena are online!! They’re seeing the memes and the TikTok’s and posting!!

They never show their kids faces and it’s very much artistic privacy oriented posts for them and a montage of how much they love their family

Valaena the unofficial Targaryen family documenter, has pictures of helaena with a butterfly on her nose, daeron in the midst of a daring dive off a cliff, Luke’s hair care routine for those strong curls, nyra and daemon dancing in the distance, even Alicent bathed in light from a stained glass window that makes her look like some saint

Aemond posting artistic shows of his wife and their kids and of course some obnoxious gym things, getting tagged in every stupid photo and meme on Aegon’s insta

And the ONE TIME Valaena posts herself the internet goes crazy bc not only is it a thirst trap (lets be real it’s a beautiful thigh high slit dress and you can probably see her nipples pebbling and HOLY SHIT VALAENA HAS HER NIPPLES PIERCED dominated the comments and her hair is just a crazy riot of curls and her eyes are so wide it literally looks post sex) but the AT on her thigh is obvious! Not to mention the scar on her chest, the very edge of a burn mark on her hip visible, etc

Daemon loses it, Luke and Jace and joff absolutely swamped in thirsty comments about their baby sister, #aemondtargaryencanyoufight trending (very much the vibe the internet gets when taylor swift looks hot and immediately challenges joe alwyn to battle)

Valaena deletes social media and her and aemond become cryptids once again

[twisted-tales-told]

I swear to god PMDD is like a form of amnesia every month I’m like “wow this is horrific” and by the next month I’ve forgotten and think “this won’t be that bad”

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[doodleswithangie]

prime time

[Image Description: Comic of Ford and Stan Pines from "Gravity Falls" about Stan's tattoo. Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

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Page one: Stan and Ford are sat in the living room watching TV. It blares, "We now return to 'Are You Smarter than a Post-Grad Barista?'"

Stan scratches at his shoulder and says, "Ah, Gravity Falls Public Access TV. Never change."

Page two: Ford glances at Stan's shoulder flashing back to a memory of younger Stan clutching his shoulder.

Stan's dialogue continues and fades out, "You really didn't miss anything. Y'know Rich is still hosting 'Cash Grab?' Met him once. Eh, didn't go so well. And don't get me started on Sassica! Qbza zvtl AC ahsr. Kvu'a ivaoly kljvkpun aopz. Ovwl fvb sprl aopz jvtpj!"

Page three: Ford is lost in the memory of their portal fight and Stan's injury, as Stan drones on, "Anyway I was- Hey! Pointdexter! Are you listing to me? Hey."

Ford snaps back to the present, where Stan's accidental brand mark has healed into his shoulder tattoo. Stan says, “Take a picture. It’ll last longer.”

Page four: After a beat, Ford looks away. They sink back into awkward silence. The TV drones on, "... So sorry! You are not smarter than a post-grad barista!"

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[jobycewl]

I believe in the “Everyone is jealous of Shang Qinghua” agenda

[divorceblogger]

this is my favourite daniel molloy-ism by the way

[inkskinned]

i wrote an interactive poem for my girlfriend in 3 parts. she said you need to read it.

go here: take only the final quiz or take all 3. i don't mind. it's sad, though. this is a poem about choice. about fate and mental illness and how love fits inside of all of it. this is a poem about a long dark hallway. mostly this is a poem about mango sushi rolls.

good luck. i love you. despite it all, i'm hopeful.

[wellerdanny]

Yes thats how it works.

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

[amazingdeadfish]

It's the Spookie Month

[aroaceleovaldez]

i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:

You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.

You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.

You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.

You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.

You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.

You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.

You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy White Day!

Credit goes to @plus_Q_, thanks for the nice artwork!

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane