#except for the koi

[comcumfeia10]

STREM TIME

Tonight, we're finally continuing with the main mission of Mass Effect 3 at comcumfeia10

[koipudding]

whenever you argue with jing yuan, he sits there so patiently and waits for you to finish your rant, leaving you tired out and a crying mess at the end. After all is said and done, he pats your head softly, large calloused hands cradling your face .

He coos and whispers your name, and assured that he won’t anger you like this again, and reassures that you are his treasure. Jing Yuan carefully explains his side, his perspective until every doubt, every piece of guilt and sadness is wiped from your face, and you fall asleep listening to his honeyed voice.

the next day you’re given his credit card and a few berry-pheasant skewers during lunch.

[hinamie]

binding vow

[ibblescribbles]

redesigned some old oc’s… I luv them

[itagakimizuki]

Is he your young lover? He's not my lover.

KOI WO SURU NARA NIDOME GA JOTO (2024) | 1.01

[maybe-mienshao]

"That time of year when humans constantly leave oddly colored eggs everywhere. Bizarre tradition really. But hey, free eggs!"

[loonybun]

fun trauma t-shirts with vian and koi

[astragatwo]

I've officially contracted the Rain World brain worms, here are my 3 Downpour favs

[luckykero]

follow up to the last one

[guzhufuren]

STOP STRAINING YOUR ARMS BY CROSSING THEM

[twig-tea]

5 BL characters in 2023 who you would help hide a body

*cracks knuckles* @wen-kexing-apologist I had things to do today! Let's not lie I was already not doing them so let's go.

I am notoriously bad at keeping my lists down to any reasonable number so I'm going to give myself very specific parameters: This is a character who (a) I love so deeply I would do anything for them, (b) they would murder someone, and (c) there is someone in their show who, if they murdered, I would support their gay crime. Ok with those caveats let's see how I do [spoiler alert: I failed pretty badly].

Ji Hyun, The Eighth Sense

Ji Hyun came from the country to the big city, saw a hot guy on a poster and decided "yep I'm going to learn to surf even though I can't actually swim". He almost died and decided to lean into his convictions even MORE. He sasses out his senior and isn't put off by his lover ghosting him. Luckily for them the people in Jae Won's life figured themselves out and apologized, because Ji Hyun was not going to put up with more of their bullshit. I would do anything for this man and I fully believe if pushed he would do anything for his.

Noey Watplu, I Will Knock You

Noey is a kid who ended up running a gang mostly out of care for his community. He thinks he's so much tougher than he is, but his bravado and endless self-confidence get him through so much. Still, if he hadn't turned away from that gangster lifestyle, he definitely would have gotten in trouble at some point and I would have been with the other aunties at the food stalls helping deal with the mess.

Dung from Mr Cinderella S2

He has had a rough life, but is extremely kind, and I always stan a man who stays beside his in the face of external threats, but who also has healthy boundaries about how he's treated. The people in Khoa's life who keep messing with their relationship in both seasons....I'm not advocating murder, but if they happened to die, I would be there helping make sure they didn't mess with them anymore.

Ueangphueng and Fongkaew, I Feel You Linger in the Air

I just want these women to be happy and safe (with Mai). And if there's anyone on this list who deserved to murder someone as a treat, it's them. I love so much that they teamed up to take down their husband. I love so much that they found strength in one another. I would absolutely help them bury whoever they needed me to. And in a time when justice would not have been served for what they actually experienced, do I think they could have gone there if they hadn't found the other evidence to take him down? Absolutely, and I respect them for it.

Namnuea, Wedding Plan

This is cheating against my own rules because I don't think he would actually kill anyone but I'd do it for him and I know he'd help me hide the body so I'm counting it. I love this man. He also could technically fit into the ending category because he is (rightfully) surrounded by people who love and protect him, but count me in.

Amane, If It's With You

This is now just a favourites list but listen. I was ready to throw down for him immediately re: that high school crush, and as we got more of him and saw how brave he was through this series my love grew exponentially. He is mine and I would protect him in any way necessary, including helping him bury a very unlikely body.

Hira, My Beautiful Man

I love Kiyoi as a character so much and want desperately to protect him, but I don't need to we have Hira for that. Hira, on the other hand, canonically fantasizes about murdering his classmates because they're a little mean to Kiyoi, he's way more likely to need my help. And I love his complete disaster self so much. His arc is so slow across the seasons/movie and I know some folks got frustrated with him but he's starting from such an incredibly messed up place that the way his growth spirals makes perfect sense and is very relatable.

Koki, One Room Angel

This guy keeps getting into gang fights even though he's not in a gang, he's very likely to need me. And as a stoic, sad, quietly kind and perpetually misunderstood gay man, he immediately fell into my Love Forever and Protect With All of my Might bucket.

Kat, the Warp Effect

Listen, Kat could and would (and yes I chose this gif intentionally to invoke Wild Things). She doesn't need to because she has a wonderful group of friends who rally around her, but if anything else went down in her life and she had to choose violence, I'd be there with a shovel.

Ryunosuke, Tokyo in April Is...

I don't mean to imply that we want to murder our protagonists lol All three of the men in this show could ask me to bury a body and I'd say yes, but Ryunosuke is the one who might actually take advantage. Ryunosuke was fully evaluating Kazuma in this scene and he had good reason to. I fully believe if he found Kazuma wanting he'd find a way to make him disappear if he had to. In any case, Ryunosuke is in my bucket of favourite characters from this year and I would do anything for him.

Uea, Middleman's Love

It's cheating that he's here because really the people I'd love to help him bury were all in Bed Friend but in my defense I'll say that his energy in this show was 100% "if you hurt Jade who is too precious to exist I will end you", and I support him on this.

Misaki, Me, My Husband, and my Husband's Boyfriend

This woman went through so much self-reflection and growth. At the start of the show she couldn't hurt anyone but herself, but by the end? She was ready to hold boundaries and fight for her own happiness even if she doesn't yet know what that is and I am here to support that even if it turns out to be violence. I can't find any gifs of her in her happiness and I'm very sad about it

Nai, Shadow the Series

Dan is a monsterfucker and so he has my whole heart, but Nai is the one most likely to need my services. While Dan is in his feelings and obsessed with the supernatural mystery in the show, Nai is in the real world gathering information, setting up their bully as a fall guy, and generally being brilliant. Here for him and all his gay wrongs.

Bonus

Folks I don't need to help bury a body because they already have people for that, but who I absolutely could not keep off this list!

Maya, Rose, and Charn, Laws of Attraction and Ai Di, Kiseki: Dear to Me

I don't think they need any further commentary.

[scarefox]

That is the most fake looking pumpkin 😭

[koipudding]

okay more nsfw than my usual musings but… after hours sexy time with reigen arataka!

cw: gn! reader: they/them (reader has no identifying anatomy mentioned) | dub con | dubious relationship status | implied dom reader (or at least assertive) | reigen arataka is pathetic and we love that! | after hours sexy time (sorta). ooc-ish. he’s whimpering half the time

drabble. no wc cause i did this in tumblr drafts and it won’t let me copy and paste the whole txt.

causally hanging out with reigen, probably a slow day in the middle of summer. Serizawa is taking summer classes , shigeo and everyone else is at cram school, and dimple is out eating some evil spirits. Nothing much happens, you pull out your laptop and play some shitty B rated movie (per reigen’s request), and close up shop.

You drape your limbs over his, the warmth of your skin bleeding through his slacks; combined with the summer’s heat, it burns through onto the delicate skin of his thighs. He’s clutching a pillow to his lap, and you don’t seem to notice the growing bulge there (you do, but you smile inwardly and test how long it takes before he breaks) to his relief.

At some point you’re too engrossed in the movie, not caring that you’re practically on top of your boss, and ignoring how his slacks grow tight and damp… it’s front how sweaty he is and how hot the room is! totally!

Your thigh rubs against it teasingly, and he groans, trying to shuffle backwards. It’s futile; he’s in the corner of his two seater and your head is on his shoulder, thighs over his lap and an arm on his chest. Trapped. Reigen is trapped, it’s too hot to argue, and all he can do is whine your name softly. The movie is no longer on either of your minds as you continue rubbing your leg over his crotch.

“Aw, need help with that, boss?” you coo and bring the arm on his chest down, trailing past his tie to where his slacks seem to tighten the most.

“I-I’m fine, thanks for the concern.” Reigen clenches his teeth, sweat dampening his brow and his hair sticking to his forehead.

“Really? it looks like you need someone to help you loosen up down there.” You wink, before pressing the heel of your palm down.

A choked moan leaves his lips, and he grunts at you, eyes narrowed. “Just focus on the movie.” His stomach lurches, a coil tightening from the way you smile at him, how you’re touching him through his pants, how unaffected you seem by the fact that your boss has a boner, and you’re palming him through it.

“We can get drinks. The cafe upstairs is still open.” Reigen tries to sound composed, but his hips buck into your hand anyway.

You hum noncommittally, placing a few kisses on his jaw and ignoring the mumbled protests and whines for “more”.

“Such a good boy, aren’t you Arataka?” You croon into his ear, wiping a bead of sweat off his hairline.

“Don’t be a-absurd i’m—“ a choked whimper passes through his clenched teeth.

You giggle and lean down, lips pulled back and teeth bared over his throat. Canines brush over the pale, sweat slicked skin of your boss’ pulse point, before your tongue flicks out.

“You’re so good, you know that?” your hooded eyes meet his, and you can feel him unraveling beneath your hand.

“Sh-shut it—!” Arataka flushes bright red, before curling into himself at your harsh ministrations. You grind your palm deeper, rubbing and pinching faster until a keening whimper rips out of him. Your voice devolves into a comforting coo as he finally releases the tension building up in his abdomen.

A wet spot forms, right where your hand was.

“I’m… I’m going to the bathroom.” Reigen grunts, grabbing a small laundry bag, before shutting the door behind him.

a/n: ahhh vampire jing yuan was meant to be first spicy piece but i gave up… i had to get this out of my head and into the world

i’ll edit it before posting it to ao3 as i planned… I HAVE SO MANY FICS FOR THIS YR!!!

might have a multi chapter one out too :3c

[itscuntingseason]

i just realised that the wotakoi light novel (only available in japanese) is sorta implying that hirotaka was pretty popular with girls in middle school, but didn't notice. idk what to do with this information.

[bonusdragons]

February 11, 2025:

Metals Secondary, Gaoler, Koi.

Firn of Hrim's clan!

[anamelessfool]

So many people in the last hour called me just.....aggh I'm so sorry they are feeling bad.

And one was my mom who lost all her gorgeous koi fish I just was crying on the phone with her what do you even say to something like that

I've lost beautiful fish before it's so heartbreaking and you feel so personally responsible for their deaths