#evil root beer

[pro-gamer-moves]

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[froggtogs]

sketchbook shadow that i lined today

[beeealu]

Thinking about evil parties with evil peoples...

[shadowlinktheshadow]

batch 5 of magma doodles

[muckyschmuck]

did soemebody say ....... Trophy Wife?

[fourswordsannotated]

[fourswordsfairworld]

Finally uploaded my newest animation :] I've had this song stuck in my head and I couldn't help but animate it with Vio and Shadow. Please enjoy!

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

“School is kicking my butt today. Surprise surprise.”

“I’m ‘bout to need a root beer if this keeps up.”

“Got a plan tonight to watch Halloween episodes of our favorite shows with my family and friends, but homework might get in the way of that and I’m annoyed.”

“I wish evil Miss. Smith would do what Dr. Wilson and Dr. Hayward do and give me the homework AHEAD of time since I’ve already read the chapters that correspond to the homework.”

“Urgh. I talk about homework too much. I’m letting it control my life and I don’t like that.”

“Anyway, time to listen to Henry Moodie’s song The Old Me while I cram for a surprise Literature pop quiz on the book Great Expectations.”

[hauntinghyrule]

My vote for Four Swords Fright Fight week 4, Evil Root Beer vs Pumpkin Spice Latte

Just a short, fluffy fic! Can be read either on Ao3 or under the cut here.

Shadow dropped down to sit on the hay bale next to Vio, wheezing breathlessly with laughter. Across from them, a scowling Blue was still picking pieces of straw and corn husk out of his hair.

"The purpose of a corn maze is to solve the maze," he grumbled. "Not to magic up monster illusions to chase people with."

"My way's more fun," Shadow replied, unrepentant.

"You can't really argue it's outside of Harvest Festival tradition," Vio pointed out, inclining his head toward a group of children who were running past, their faces hidden behind snarling masks.

"We probably wouldn't have gotten out if you hadn't busted a hole in the wall anyway," said Red, plucking a piece of straw from the back of Blue's tunic for him. "Given our track record with navigation..."

"Ugh, don't remind me."

Shadow was still snickering when Green and Zelda returned to the group with drinks. He accepted the cup Zelda handed to him and raised it to his lips — expecting, perhaps, more of the apple cider they'd drunk earlier in the day. Instead, he only had a moment to process the cold fizz of carbonation before he was dumped head-first into a memory.

Sugar and bubbles bursting on his tongue; something that felt very similar singing through his chest. The smell of fire, of volcanic ash. The sound of partying Hinoxes, loud but distant, muffled. A balcony, a horizon, a starry sky, and Vio—

"This is evil root beer," he realized aloud.

"'Evil' root beer?" Zelda repeated, eyebrow raised.

"We drank this at the Fire Temple," Shadow clarified.

"Oh, you mean the contents of the Hyrule Castle cellars, which you stole." Zelda's voice could have rivaled the Gerudo Desert for dryness, but there was a spark of amusement in her eyes.

"There's nothing especially evil about it," Green said, looking down into his own cup dubiously. "It's just root beer."

"Well, it was stolen," Vio said with a shrug, taking a sip of his own drink.

"In that case I guess this isn't evil root beer," said Red. "Because we didn't steal these."

Shadow eyed the others' cups speculatively. Zelda leaned away from him and Blue gave him a 'don't even think about it' look, but Shadow just shrugged, reached over, and snatched Vio's cup right out of his hands. Vio didn't so much as blink before reaching back to steal Shadow's original cup.

"There," Shadow said, voice echoing into the cup as he raised it to take a drink. "Now it's evil root beer."

There was laughing, and eye rolling, and a couple fake grossed-out faces. Then Red set about making a fire, and Green pulled out a bag of some squishy white sweets that were apparently meant to be speared on sticks and burned before eating.

Shadow leaned back against Vio's shoulder, surrounded by warm, friendly chatter and savoring the sugary bite of carbonation.

[spectralsights]

oh so very patiently waiting to see him again …

[iliketoconsumrbutter]

what is. evil rootbeer??

[aeriona]

Ah yes, a swordsman and his immortal eldritch entity boyfriend. Nothing to see here fellas (run for your life he’s going to eat you)

[zarvasace]

Family reunion lewk 🫧🍀🫀 (am I trendy yet)

I did the Master Sword henna on my leg a couple days ago freehand, and messed it up a bit, but it's fine. Still cool. Hooray for sweaters that double as blankets!

[skyward-floored]

*raises glass of root beer* to Shadow

[fssanctuary]

Autumn leaves crunch under leather boots, a crocheted hat slipped over ears. A silvery bell tolls in the distance, and something spills from the glass. 

Red did his best to laugh with cinnamon-flavored apple in his mouth as a dribble of caramel fell from his fingers. 

"To freedom," Shadow whispered, downing his glass. He savored the sting of carbonation. 

"Turn off the Christmas music!" Green grinned at the shout, but turned the volume down. 

Choose between the golden glory of autumn or the sinister carbonation of the coming winter. Create a fanwork to vote!

(a little late with the announcement this week, apologies for that! This week lasts until Saturday, October 29th at 11:59PM EST!)

[mostofthingsmostofthetime]

Just finished the show a few days ago, so that's why I'm only just posting this now.