#evil bong

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Bill Moseley

[aussiehorrific]

Evil Bong, ca. 2006.

[elliot-amy]

[creaturefeaturecommando]

BRUH IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING BILL MOSELEY ?!? WHY IS LUIGI LARGO/CHOP TOP/OTIS B DRIFTWOOD IN THE EVIL BONG ?!?

I swear all you have to do is give him $50 and a subway sandwich and Bill Moseley will appear in your movie. Like what the fuck man. Why is he here ?

[dishdogs]

Rip Stu Macher you would have loved Evil Bong

[peeheadx]

EVIL BONG

[janelame-sicksadworld]

[zombulous]

I want fanart of the worst movie in the world. Evil Bong.....

Is it so much to ask for a fully rendered artist rendition of this screen cap master piece

[keereejou]

WHY ARE THERE 10 EVIL BONG MOVIES??????

THIS IS AWESOME MAYBE?????

[alpinearts]

im on my second evil bong movie

[twiceinawhile]

what billmos characters smell like

this relates directly to the conversation happening in the repo server right now and centaurivee might post a similar string of headcanons (👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻)

otis

- starting out strong with one of if not the most disgusting man here

- smells like whiskey that broke in the car and seeped into the seat and was also pissed on by a cat. and left in the sun for a month

- HEAVY b.o. and HEAVY alcohol smell and the lingering aura of rot

choptop

- not any better 💀 smells MORE like b.o. if that's even possible

- no alcohol involved but the rot and blood smell is also way stronger

- maybe a lil like dust too

luigi

- we're out of stinky man land for now 🤢 you know he's clean as fuck

- smells like cold jewelry, dryer sheets, and LOTS of cologne

- the blood smell is very cleverly covered up, but you can taste it on his skin

the magician

- cotton candy :(

- he smells like sugar and spice and everything nice and maybe a bit of shitty beer too

- he might be a lil sweaty but arent all carnies

mayor buckman

- unfortunately i think he's clean

- used to smell like gross cologne from the 1800s, leather, and sweat sometimes

- now only reeks of thick blood (all of them do)

buttercup

- HOW COULD I FORGET MY PRINCESS

- she is FLOWERS

- she's what men would think women smelled like if they'd never been near a woman and have only been told that girls like pink and cute

quinn

- tried to use a LOT of cologne to cover up the warm computer smell he radiates

- kind of worked

- smelled like burning metal and fire when going rogue (wiring damaged)

farmer sam

- smells like when you open an old box and get hit with vintage air from 1940

- also an undertone of dirt and sweat, but not in a bad way ! hes a busy man

- if you snuggle real close, you can smell some warm tea in his beard

mr suitcase because i love him

- clean :)

- metallic blood smell doesn't seem to stick to him even while he's the one bleeding

- smells like a freshly washed, still wet carpet

new character ! frank the snake dealer

- smells very strongly, but not too bad

- something that can only be described as spicy

- comes with the hot burn of something smoke-like in the back of your throat

the random guy from evil bong 💀

- weed.

- i said i'd add him if vee put the bartender from the first power in theirs

- he just smells like weed thats it i cannot IMAGINE he would smell like anything else 💀💀

okay thanks for coming to my TED talk

[alpinezro]

why the fuck did vitamins save alastor from the evil bong

[mandrillose]

[brokehorrorfan]

Full Moon Features has released lunch boxes for Trancers, Evil Bong, Subspecies, Puppet Master, Demonic Toys, and Jack Attack. Each tin tote measures 7" long, 4" wide, and 3" tall. They're $19.95 each or two for $34.95.

[creaturefeaturecommando]

Bachman is dead and instead of just hiding the weed and calling 911 or drop him off at a hospital or even the city morgue, they decided to drop him off dead at his parents house. Of course that’s the smart idea.

[macabremadnesss]

Thought I should let everyone know I met the guy who made evil bong and he was cool