#evey single fucking time

[chocolate-cream-soldier]

!!

[jackalopescruff]

how many times are black folks going to have to tell all of you that "rest in power" is not for non-black folks like come the fuck on

[mssunshiney03]

@morleycigarettes @danander @no-caged-bird-sings @samaelarc

mulder’s report: ALIENS

scully’s report: fuck if i know

[swagging-back-to]

my sister is still sending me apartment listings from facebook bc her backup plan to ditch me last minute (after id already gotten us apprived to move on to an apartment) to move in with her parents fell through

[suiana]

yandere! golden boy who is your loving boyfriend and... surprisingly loves listening to you talk about your interests! yes darling, talk about your games and novels and silly plushies! he loves seeing how interested you can get about things you're passionate about and it just makes him feel so warm on the inside.

you might even go as far to say he ENCOURAGES your interests. buying you plushies, taking you to exhibitions/places you want... you don't even have to ask, just one look with your eyes and he's taking out his card. yeah, it doesn't matter if you have an unhealthy attachment to that fat cat pusheen or whatever. you seem to really like it so he's buying that 400 dollar plushie for you.

on the same note... he can't help but get jealous when you're gushing over attractive fictional characters. SPECIFICALLY that ONE dude that you seem to have EVERYWHERE. on the wall, on your phone cover, lock screen, profile picture, fuck, even on your bed as a plushie! and all he gets is a meager nickname on his contact?!

"sweetie, must you... really have all these... THINGs of HIM?"

"he's my first husband, you're my second. of course i have merch of him. plus I'm not gonna just throw all these away, i spent big money on these ya know 💀"

he knows it's petty! he knows that it's just a fictional character and that he shouldn't be jealous but dude! you don't even have him in your wallet! it's that freaking guy!

so he does what evey sane boyfriend does and replaces some (not all just some!) of your merchandise with pictures of him and you. how adorable, right?

no.

"bro where is the portrait of my MAN🤬🤬🤬"

"i replaced it with a nice picture of us together darling☺️ look at how cute-"

oh. and you...you just put another photo of that guy again... oh... and you're ranting on reddit/instagram about how he's being mean... you also removed him from your close friends list... oh you... you also decided to kick him off the bed and onto the sofa... oh...

well no biggie! he has lots of patience and he will sneak in his presence into your stuff. he's determined.

"best friend I'm going to need you to cosplay as my favorite character please ☺️"

damn!

why didn't he think of that sooner? if you can't win the normal way, you should do it another way, right? he can just get you to see how much better he is and you'll eventually replace that fictional man for HIM!

...

yeah, that didn't work out as planned. now you're even more in love with that character and you're asking him to cosplay every other day. erm... at least.. your wallpaper is a picture of him cosplaying the character??? he'll take what he can get.

"lol best friend, did you see that video i sent you. it's so stupid."

"for the last time, sweetie. we're dating, call me boyfriend. and which one? I can't watch every single one of the 99+ reels you send me."

"a real best friend would watch them all..."

being with you has singlehandedly changed this man. for the worse or for the better, he doesn't know. but what he does know is that you DON'T know how to dress.

"sweetie, no. you can't just go out in a shirt and shorts! you look like adam sandler!"

"clothes are clothes 🤬"

at least he has a fun time dressing you up. you're like, his cute little rat! his very own personal dress up rat! oh how he wants to just keep you in his pocket and pick out pretty clothes for you, making you look like the cutest thing ever! sure you might take them off and just wear what you want but... at least he's got the photos and the sight of you in a pretty outfit ingrained into the folds of his brain already ☺️ and he'll take every chance he can get to put you into another pretty outfit again. that i assure you.

he... has ALSO found out that you are living on instant noodles, sandwiches, and the occasional takeout. you don't even open the curtains! how can you see in such a dark home? and why are you sleeping until midday?! dear oh dear. you really are a rat, huh?

"darling get up! it's 12 in the afternoon already!"

"i slept at 3 just let me sleep more..."

that simply won't do. he will not be allowing you to lead such a horrid lifestyle! not if he can help it! especially because... well, he's also your boss. from part 1, remember! yeah, you guys didn't break up at the end haha! you were just joking, obviously! not like you'll ever be able to break up. it's in the contract, silly.

"come on, get up. you need to have a healthy lifestyle. I've already gotten my personal chef to cook up a healthy meal for you."

"who's gonna stop me from living like this? you? 😂😂😂"

"yes, me. in our contract, remember? i will be responsible for your health from now till we die."

don't worry. he'll be by your side every step of the way. and hey, who knows? maybe you can even teach him a thing or two about gaming or something else you like! he's open to learning about the things you like.

and he won't even have to worry about you finding another REAL person to like because... well, let's just say you don't even like going out for dinner. we'll keep it at that ☺️

[kittycatcarla]

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[dark-lord-ivy]

I woke up thinking about this and managed to type it out mostly in full for once.

I want an au where MBJ interrupts the demon invasion. MBJ is at the point where he has decided that he WILL be marrying his little freak human.

So, MBJ is just chilling on An Ding. SQH is afk, so MBJ is using the leisure house to get some alone time in a safer spot. Enjoying the usual background cacophony of Get Shit Done Peak when abruptly, ALL of the sects demon alarms start going off at once, and the noise outside turns from normal panic to PAN!C panic.

SQH's leisure house isn't being busted into, and the racket outside is not from the place being intentionally surrounded. So MBJ goes shadow snooping, figures out the jist of the situation; the broken bridges, the impending brawl on Qiong Ding.

MBJ almost decides to just fuck it and go back to bed, since An Ding itself seems fine. But then MBJ starts thinking about this is still going to end up heavily involving SQH, whatever tomfoolery SHL is pulling is definitely going to equal months of work and complaining for SQH. As SQH's future husband, MBJ does kind of have an obligation to help protect his holdings. An Ding is not a solo entity, it is very much a package deal with all of Cang Qiong Mountain. Which kind of means Qiong Ding's structural integrity is also something MBJ should probably keep an eye on.

So MBJ, future king of the Northern Desert, heaves a sigh, and with the air of someone who had to go to the far away grocery store for just one thing- heads over to QD.

I think the funniest time for MBJ to show up would be right as SQQ is getting ready to fight.

He just poofs in, that barrier ain't got shit, probably like, right next to SHL.

No one notices for a hot second because every single demon alarm is already going off, and attention is pretty firmly on the peak lord and the demon squaring off. So MBJ gives the whole crowd a delayed jumpscare, SHL in particular. Then MBJ grabs SHL by the ear and freezes the feet of evey other demon to the ground.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?" shrieks SHL.

'WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?' thinks SQQ coming thiiiiiiiis close to also shrieking.

"I'm stopping this." MBJ tells SHL unhelpfully.

"WHY??" SHL asks on behalf of the crowd.

"My fiance lives here. I will not allow you trouble this place further." MBJ says, clearing nothing up.

And then he portals away, taking SHL with him to a location where they can punch it out without leveling more property relevant to SQH. Leaving the of the clean-up of the trapped and bamboozled demons to the bamboozled cultivators.

SQQ is confused and screaming inside. He 100% thinks that MBJ is a transmigrator and probably assumes that this "finance" is one of the Wives sourced from Cang Qiong.

SQH, starts getting a flood of OOC notifications from the system, and when he finally gets some answers about the situation he only has more reasons to scream inside.

The System(s) are not sure what happened but they are dinging points from both transmigrators.

[wilhelminyard]

part 2 of the foxes insulting people to their face without giving a single fuck :

WYMACK :

"I'm not here to offer you kind words and pats on the back"

"some people are just hardwired to be stupid"

"neil is a walking tragedy" "you're a pretty pathetic sob story yourself"

NEIL :

"you make me uncomfortable because you don't make sense. I don't understand you"

"I can't stand you"

"I'm remembering why I don't like you"

"what I'd like is to put this phone through your teeth"

"you know, I get it. being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court - yeah, sounds rough. kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it's not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you're physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like evey other normal human being can, but I don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. so please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone."

"do you understand?" "yeah I understand you're a complete asshole"

"I can give you my number" "what for? [...] I wouldn't call you"

"you're not part of that family, remember? you're the cast-off"

"you are all insane"

"you are one seriously fucked-up individual"

ANDREW :

"kevin, kevin. so predictable. so pathetic."

"maybe he is afraid she'll die on him like the last woman he really loved"

"newsflash nicky: neil isn't normal" "this is beyond abnormal" "I am standing right here and I can hear you"

"you have this way of making people want to kill you"

"who am I supposed to call?" "nicky, coach, the suicide hotline, I don't care"

"you could occasionally grow a spine. I know it's a difficult concept for someone whose kneejerk reaction is to run away at the first sight of trouble, but try it sometime. you might actually like it."

"you don't have any room to judge other people's problems"

"sometimes you're interesting enough to keep around. other times you're so astoundingly stupid I can barely stand the sight of you"

"sometimes I forget you are sharper than you look"

"you and I both know you have a dreadful sense of humor so this can't be a joke"

KEVIN :

"hear that kevin? your sub said you're incompetent" "his opinion doesn't matter to me"

"you are a fucking idiot"

MATT :

"one day I want you to look up 'insensitivity' in the dictionary I'm sure it'll do your ego wonders to see your picture printed there beside it"

"would it kill you to smile when no one's paying you to?"

"no one wants you here"

AARON :

"I'm going to pretend I don't know you"

"we don't socialize with you"

DAN :

"we would make a drinking game out of it but we don't want to die of alcohol poisoning" "yeah that'd be a shame"

"I have serious concerns about your academic standings"

"hope you feel that one for a while you lowlife asshole"

NICKY :

"*points at kevin* there's a sucker born every minute"

"shut up, sour face. save your grouching for the ride back and stop spoiling our moment of glory"

"we all know kevin's as bratty as they come"

"you can be a real jerk sometimes"

[madiifilipowicz]

chris, my love. im so so so grateful that i have you in my life. i don’t know what i would do without you. im so much happier since i get to call you mine. i love that i can be myself around you because you won’t judge me. i love that i can say anything and be comfortable with you. you’re my favorite boy in the whole fucking world and nothing’s going to change that. every time i think of you my heart speeds up and i feel those cringy butterflies in my stomach. you’re the love of my life. the way you smile, the sound of you laugh and those sweet words you say to me. you’ve made my life so much brighter and happier and i hope that im never going to lose you. being with you feels like a second home. the way you hug me close and tell me it’s okay if im sad. you’re my everything, my love, my pretty boy, my handsome man, my sweetheart, my sweet baby, the cutest, my future husband. i feel like im falling more in love with you every single day. loving you feels like the most natural and beautiful thing in the world. every look, every touch, every word from you reminds me how lucky i am to have you in my life. my soul feels at peace with you. every time i look at you im reminded how deeply i’ve fallen for you. i love you more than i can ever put into words, and im grateful evey single day to call you mine. you’re the reason i wake up with a smile on my face everyday. with you, i’ve found not only an amazing boyfriend but an amazing best friend, that understands me more than anyone else. i adore you, im in love with every single part of you. i can’t even express how much i’ve fallen for you. you’re the best thing that happened to me. you brought light into my life in ways i never imagined possible. with you, i have everything that i could ever need.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

@christophersturnn ❤️

@xxxnoahrislingxxx @xxdemitrakalogerasx @neiima-marin @kenzieeluby @brooklyncameron @madifilipowiccz @m4ttthemunch @matthewsturrniolo @madisonb44r @tarayummysbloggg @sundaykalogerasrpp @elianakalogerass @christophersturniolowhatt @nathan-doe @nick-stuxniolos-hg @luvsdoggsx

[nightlockcornucopia]

TOLD Y'ALL

VAR IS ALWAYS OUT THERE TO GET US

[epickiya722]

No, if you hate Midoriya, you canNOT be here on my blog.

We like Midoriya here!

Now, I don't hate Bakugou, anybody who has been following my blog long enough knows that.

But again, it will boggle the fuck out of me that there are Bakugou fans who hate Midoriya.

I just saw a post about how Bakugou had evey right to be angry at Midoriya for lying about his quirk and in the tags someone said how they found Midoriya’s crying annoying and that he's pathetic and the post is tagged anti-Deku.

... and the Bakugou picture used was of him crying.

THIS POST WAS JUST REBLOGGED TOO.

Now, we're in 2023 and I can't believe we still have people not reading the manga carefully.

(Never blocked someone so fast... they liked one of my posts that was about Midoriya... THAT WASN'T EVEN ANTI MIDORIYA!)

Bakugou did not have every right to be angry at Midoriya as if Midoriya was in the wrong given that at the time their relationship was not at the best of terms. Technically, it wasn't even Bakugou's business.

It's understandable that Bakugou got upset because they known each other their whole lives and then there was that issue that Bakugou believed Midoriya thought he was better than Bakugou, but come on now.

Again, their relationship wasn't on the best terms. Midoriya didn't resent Bakugou, but he damn sure doesn't owe him every single thing.

And yet, Midoriya actually ran after Bakugou to give him some explanation. If he did not care, then he wouldn't have done that. Mind you, he was injured!

Second, Midoriya lied to everyone. Bakugou ain't that special now. MIDORIYA FUCKING HAD TO. He could not just blurt out that he got his quirk from All Might because IT WOULD HAVE PUT PEOPLE IN DANGER. It wasn't like he liked lying!

Why you think his OFA was registered as a strength quirk? Duh!!

Seriously, that's the reason you hate Midoriya?

Because he did something to PROTECT PEOPLE INCLUDING BAKUGOU?!

FUCK OUT OF HERE!! LIKE READ CAREFULLY!!

The Midoriya hate is so unreal to me, it really is because some of these reasons don't even make sense!!

How does anyone like Bakugou and yet hate the one person who always been in his life and even pushed him out his life is beyond me!! Even Bakugou would be disappointed.

[anothd]

As I left internet for quite some time, I guess It's time to be back and kind of vent about all the shit that happened and ruined the last month :33

Tw. Sa, sh

1. Wanted to finnaly get transgender diagnosis to start transition. But doctor decided to ignore it and only wanted to talk for whole time about about the time i was assaulted. I told her I'm not feeling good about it, and its already way too much details. Yet she dwelled and dwelled. So now no transition and fucking ending every day in either mental breakdown or random crying attack? Idk how to call it. And lost way too much money on it.

2. When i got drunk to the point that even when sitting I was falling an guy decided to help me go back to my dorm. He got fucking attacked :33 never saw so much blood in my whole life.

3. The same guy seeing me for the first fucking time was telling me how much he wants to make love with me and fuck me. Groping was there too and kissing (both he and me were drunk, so not as bad.)

4. Next day after drinking this guy called me and started calling me "useless fucking trash/punk" and telling me to kms

5. Evey fucking time homework. I have assigment due tommorow but i can't focus on it. I didn't even started. Got give me strenght.

6. 3 ppl already diagnosed me with autism (lol not much but when it was betwen all of that it was annyoing as fuck)

7. Just coming out to all instructors, lecturers and professors. It was exhausting to go to every single one of them and tell them im trans. At least now I'm not gendered nor deadnamed.

8. This all made me self harm way more, and cause im doing it on wrists for first time... I accidentally flashed some ppl with my wounds.

9. Just all the flashbacks from when i got raped and fucking suicidal thoughts back again. Yippie.

In conclusions. I decided to quit for some time most jirai/shtwt/edtwt/etc jirai spaces to avoid worsing my state and all at that moment. Im still very sensitive and on edge. Probably again will snap soon or will get more mental breakdowns, yet its stable enought that probably won't be triggered by most random shit lol.

[ranidspace]

ive used almost evey single type of razor to shave both my face and body and i can very easily say the best one is a safety razor in nearly all categories.

it works better with thicker and longer hair, it vuts much less and when it does cut ot hurts a lot less and heals a lot faster, its much easier to clean, the blades are cheap as hell, its more environmentally friendly and doesnt use ANY plastic at all, and its got like brands from fhe 18th century which still exist today.

the only category it doesnt do well at are upfront cost (a cart razor handle will be 12-20 bucks, a safety razor handle will be 20-30, but again safety razor blades are MUCH cheaper), and how long it lasts, as you have to replace the blades every couple times you shave.

The absolute worst in every category are "women's razors": the ones where the soap bar embedded into the top. they clog up immediately, they dont shave very well, are so fucking expensive, are just huge hunks of plastic that break super easily, and the cartridges themselves last so little. The only thing they have is ease of use, which tells you what these companies think of women lmao.

Please never buy women's razors. they are a worse product sold for more branded with #feminism while they tell you beauty is using their product and you're worthless without it. we all have body hair it's a non-gendered product.

and for god sakes try out safety razors i tried it once ages ago and have never gone back

[amermaidsecretdiary]

Hiiii first of all i love your account + post about loa <3 secondly i'm sorry for my english if is bad or awful but it is not my first language.

I have some question about the law, i'm just discouver loa for like a month ago so i'm pretty new to all of that and there stuff that's quite confused the hell out of me and i'm sorry if it's gonna sound really fucking dumb but i'm struggling right now and i would like to have your take for my questions :

- What does it mean when people say that "you have it in imagination" precisly ? How to know your 4D is your real reality when your face your 3D evey single day and theres nothing that seems to change ? How to know you accept correctly your assumption about a desire ? Do we have to feel and think a certain way after we accept our desire as a fact ?

- i want to manifest my dream face + desire appearance + a big amount of money + multiple SP's like how do i do from that because i'm quite lost right now tbh i would some clarity from you 😊

Thank you so much for taking the time to read and answer me love u' ♡( AGAIN verry sorry for my english tho 💀💀 )

hello love I'm so glad u like my blog and u don't have to apologize for your English! English isn't my first language either ☺️

So what people mean when they say you have it in imagination is that imagination is what creates your reality. Basically, you make your assumptions in your imagination and your imagination reflects them to your physical world. Let's look at some examples: remember that one time you didn't study for a test and you assumed and knew that you would fail and you did fail? Or that time you looked at a new food and thought to yourself "this looks nasty" and when you tried it, it tasted nasty? Or the other time you thought that your crush didn't like you bc you didn't see yourself as the person that your crush would like and they end up not liking you??I could say 1 million examples like that. All those happened bc you assumed it and accepted it. You know that there is a bed in your bedroom right? You assume that the moment you enter your room you are going to see your bed. You don't doubt and wonder to yourself "is there actually a bed in my room?" That's exactly why there is a bed in your room : because you assume there is.

So when you want to manifest your desires that you mentioned, you have to understand that once you say that you have them you do in your imagination. Your imagination is blind and just believes and does what u say to it. So when u say to yourself "I have my desired appearance" then in your imagination you do. It's done. But then if you go to the mirror and think to yourself "I hate my appearance, who am I kidding I am never going to manifest my desired appearance" and blah blah then you stop having it in imagination. So the key is to just keep reminding to yourself that you have your desire! Now the 3D is our physical world that reflects our imagination. You shouldn't focus on changing the 3D but on changing your imagination because that's what manifests. Everything you see in your 3D you can change it so u don't have to worry when u see things that you don't like ! Just have faith in imagination and everything will go your way. And about the feeling, just ask yourself how would u feel if you were the person that has their desire (bc you are). You may not feel anything at all and that's totally ok ! If you looked at the mirror and saw your desired appearance how would you feel? Would u feel confident? Happy? Neutral?? Every person is different and deals different with their feelings and emotions.

Hope I helped you love 💗 go manifest your desires now you deserve it !

[swagging-back-to]

endlessly furious about how when i was in school the super intendent would have to be forced by the fucking state to shut down the school for billzards, loss of power, loss of heat, ice storms, etc. would wait until absolutely last minute before deciding to send us back. would refuse to cancel school even during a week long power outage and a snow storm causing 3 feet of snow in a day.

and now, the same superintendent cancels school the entire day for ONE INCH OF SNOW that is forecasted to fall AFTER SCHOOL LETS OUT. not even fucking joking. last year she called out during the first snow dusting of the year. we barely even got a quarter of an inch but appparentlt *that* was enough to cancel school.

thinking of how when i was in elementary school i was in a borderline illegal experiment run by the school to see how 3rd 4th and 5th graders all shoved in one class and forced to learn at 3rd grade level while doing child labor for the school and being exposed to aggressive dementia patiemts would turn out. Thinking of how right after i left that program and went into middle school it was disbanded.

thinking of how one of the teachers in this program tried to tell my abusers that i was autisitc and acting up in class when i was the most well behaved student. the same teacher would sneer at me and mame disgusting comments about ny body bc i was developing breasts. 'you are NOT going to be good in the middle school, thats for sure."

thinking of how when i was in the school all the teachers were extremely homophobic and would force us to read the bible. it was a public school. and then immediately after i left they put up posters in all three schools about how "inclusive" they are.

thinking of how when i was in highschool planning to drop out and get my GED, bc it would be much quicker than wasting 2 years doing unnecessary homework and one of the teachers played favoritsm so much that if she did not like you, you would not pass her necessary credits. she would fail you just out of spite. shes still working even despite the YEAR of evidence i had of her targeting me. yeah. anyway. thinking of how the guidance counselor and the vice principal forced me into a meeting and tried to gaslight me the entire time and lie to me saying i couldnt get mt ged if i

1. hadnt been dropped out for over a year

2. wasnt 17.

i was dropping out at 16. i said thats fucking stupid and im dropping out anyway.

the year after i did they started pushing students who had bad grades or attendence to drop out and get their geds. even elementary schoolers are pushed to drop out.

[mate-de-ensalada]

the wors and most funny part about the fact the Satin doesn't have a single name drope or even allusion in the mandalorian is that it's not even like they forget about her thye are just not mentioning her. like Bo's chracter is doing her sister speeches, looking at the flowers and getting dark mysteryos when talking about her past all the fucking time . And I understand why like it's probably a fucked topic to talk about and the fact thta evey one is calling you Lady kryze it's probably not helping with it.

Bring her back plis this can't be the last direct mention of her wr have ((((；ﾟДﾟ))))