#everythingk

[basu-shokikita]

Kloktober 2023 Day 6

Comedy or Tragedy

I'm primarily someone that loves both consuming and writing comedy but I have to say that Metalocalypse, besides being funny, is ripe with angst potential. Because of that, I struggled choosing one for this day. Eventually, I managed to come up with something…and here it is.

Hope you enjoy!

Toki clung to Skwisgaar, sobbing inconsolably on his shoulder. “No, it can’t ends like dat!” He hiccuped. “It amsn’t fair!”

Skwisgaar, though less emotionally overt, had tears in his eyes. “It ams…like dat…”

“No!” Toki yelled, banging on his own thighs. “No! Please!”

Skwisgaar watched him sadly, fighting off the tears.

“It can’ts…” Toki’s voice got lower. “I can’ts…No…No…”

Wiping his eyes, Skwisgaar patted him awkwardly. “It will be okays…eventuallskies…”

“But hows?” Toki insisted, his eyes red and cheeks wet. “Hows can it evers?” He buried his face in his hands. “Hows…”

Skwisgaar tried to speak, but his voice didn’t come out. He cleared his throat, voice broken when he talked. “You has to believes…One deys…”

“Hows can you be okays when you lost it alls?!!” Toki turned to Skwisgaar and the latter looked at him with so much despair in his eyes. “Oh, Skwisgaar…my hearts broken…” He sniffed.

“I knows…” Skwisgaar nodded slowly. “Never thoughts…dis could happens… toes us…” He rubbed his eyes, in an attempt to regain his composure, instead breaking down in front of Toki.

“Oh, no, Skwisgaar…” Toki cupped Skwisgaar’s face with worry.

“Everythingks ams so frails…” Skwisgaar looked to the side, distraught. “In da blinks of an eyes…it can goes away…”

Wordlessly, Toki wiped the tears off Skwisgaar’s face with his thumb. “Don’t cries…” He whispered, while crying himself. 

Dark blue eyes met icy ones. “Toki…” Skwisgaar pleaded his name, like he was about to break into pieces.

“Skwisgaar…”

Pickles walked in with a bong and almost dropped it over the sight. “Whu….Whut is goin’ on here?!”

Toki turned to the voice, casually letting go of Skwisgaar. “Oh, Pickle!” He rubbed his nose. “We were watchings um, whats it calls…”

“Da Broker’s Mount Ann…” Skwisgaar sadly, drying his face with his shirt. 

“The Brother’s Mob Plan…” Toki repeatedly wrongly, just as sad.

Pickles’ eyes went from the rolling credits on the TV, to Skwisgaar and Toki, to finally the DVD box on the table. Something seemed to click on his brain, because he sighed and went. “Ye mean…Brokeback Mounteen?”

“Ja, dat’s what we says.” Skwisgaar raised an eyebrow.

“Moidaface says it was a cows boy movies…” Toki explained, looking down pathetically. “We thoughts they would has horses and has gun fights…”

“Fuckingks Moidaface…” Skwisgaar cursed under his breath. “It was so fuckingks depresskings…”

“Ye guys are so fucken stoopid…” Pickles said, to no one in particular. “Who hasn’t heerd of Brokeback Mounteen?”

“He mades us watch a gay movies and cries about it!” Toki ignored him, getting progressively angry instead. “We should…We should kills him!”

“Ja!” Skwisgaar stood up in agreement. “He mades us gays! We amsn’t gays! Lets kill hims!”

“Uh, I think you are pretty ghey…” Pickles commented and took a bong rip before flopping on the couch. “I mean, ye were like-”

“Let’s go, Skwisgaar!” Toki decided, standing up too. “We can burns his dicks while he ams sleepings!”

“We cans drop a huge pianosk on his stupids, uglies dick!” Skwisgaar suggested, with a mischievous smirk. 

“Yeah!” Toki cheered and they left, mumbling and cackling about the possible suffering they could inflict on Murderface. 

Pickles watched them go with disbelief, a cloud of smoke surrounding him. “Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, or somethin’.”

[eulchu]

Hoping we get the most insane photo dump on June 24th 🙏🏻

im expecting everythingk to be gone and yes i do mean his clothes

[partrin]

the way mamo-chan voiced rin in this scene and pronounced "sightseeing" as "sightseeingK" reminds me of that one show he was on where he was interviewed about his character in million dollar detective(?) and he said, "money isn't everythingK"

also haru is so adorable i wanna bite his cheeks

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Interrupting Rinrin ༼･ิɷ･ิ༽

[sparkly-s0da]

Reasons I Could Be Neurodivergent or they could just be me things

Idk brain sometimes feels like ping pong but sometimes laser pointer

Repeated motions

“Obsessive” over certain topics (we don’t talk about the hermit crab phase) things are loud i hear everythingks

Can do somethings that are hard w/ ease but randomly struggle w/ common sense

Uh oh im bad at new slang/ communicating w/ certain peers

That thing when i repeat the same lyric like 50 times

Idk maybe those weird anime voices i do out of nowhere

I pick ways of talking and ways of moving by sometimes seeing other ppl and copy but idk then i adopt it and now do i even have a personality/own sense of self

Organizing facts is like a library tho i have books and books of things

Thoughts? Nahh its like a garbage can i pick one thing up and oops like 5 things are stuck to it

When i am so excited for something i hyper think on it and just just don’t talk or think about anything else

Idk there might be more but idk and idc i’m not diagnosed these are just me things

[laundrytalks]

If you're that Merican who won billion plus I can use a new dark castle far away from everyone and everythingk.

I'll see what I can do

[mywildlytenaciouscollectorstuff]

Discounts and Sales

[pesticidepvnk]

maybe ill start working on it agaib.. i had characters and everythingk i just need a coherent storyline again

at one point i wanted to make my own object show but I realized i have No Fucking Idea how to do that.

[82rosie]

Thank you!! For your support!! Even though the number is small you guys have really big hears!! <3 

@everythingk-pop

Also the other person :)

I cant spell your username I also have really bad eyes. BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT I LUV YOU GUYSSS

[mochimochiph-blog]

sorry, you’re not oppa

desc.: embroidered

colors: white & black

order format: you’re not oppa

[imalittlemisscassiehennie]

When you heard that your bias is getting married...on your birth month! Lol! Anduwei!! #parkyoochun #jyj #dbsk #aktf #fangirling #kpop #kdramas #everythingk

[my-faves-said-gay-rights]

Tagged by @gayfeministbroadwayyeet ❤️❤️

I'm a Dreamer and I match with the Innovater

Tagging @newdayslinguine @kyungsoorose @b-iu @everythingk-pop @transrightsjimin @grandemalakajeremi @dreamis-queer

Find your match: tag game

Hi lovesies, I kinda had an idea, after taking this test I found on @matstegen blog, about Creative Types.

So, I found out that, out of the eight possible creative personalities, I’m a thinker (the description totally suits me, btw lol). And I thought “How cool would it be if among my lovely mutuals I could find the other seven personalities that match and complete mine?”

So here I am, starting this ‘tag game’…

Rules:

Take the test

Reblog this post with what type you got

Tag 7 mutuals to do the same!

Let’s find our matches people!

I’m tagging: @sweetgcreature @its-a-metephor-brian @bohemiandelilah @gottabecool-relax @instantezra @radio-ha-ha @littledarlingwellaway cause they are my squad, but if you want to try and do this, you’re more than welcome!

Xx 💖

PS: my matches would be Adventurer and Visionary

[jawsplitter]

Jonned Snoe

i love u so much. mwuah

favorite thing about them: literally......everythingk.....bt honestly i love his personality the most i think like hes just so kind to everyone. hes so good

least favorite thing about them: nothing he is perfect

favorite line: when he was like 5 seconds away from destroying that one guy on nights watch bc he said he wasnt gonna leave sam alone and jon was like “nobody lays a finger on sam” i Felt that.......

brOTP: him and samwell !! theyre such cute friends i love them sm

OTP: me + him UwU 

nOTP: him and daenerys (or any girls for that matter) mostly bc i hc them both as gay so. me no likey ! 

random headcanon: in a modern au he has a bunch of tattoos! probably of rlly pretty stuff like roses and like. idk unicorns and that kinda stuff......i just get that vibe off of him

unpopular opinion: hes gay harold

song i associate with them: earth by sleeping at last ! idk why honestly but it just always makes me think of him..

favorite picture of them: I HAVE 2.....ONES A GIF BUT

💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕 THANK YOU I LOVE U

[theleafwarden]

triplehamburgerjack replied to your post “triplehamburgerjack replied to your post “Aurene as a child: Aweeeee...”

Aka Trahearne didn't die so she could be out here lookin like thid

KJGKLSJDGLKSLDG WY DOESN’T AURENE NOT LOOK LIKE A MIX OF TRAHEARNE AND GLINT LIKE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVERYTHINGK SDGJSLDJG LSDGJ LSD

[beautifulmirror-blog1]

Surviving

So heres the thing even when you have the bare minimum for bills like obviously rent, phone, utilities, maybe a car, that doesnt even include food or gas and your bills amount up to like $1600 a month but you only be getting maybe $1300 for just basic bills and some food so you out like $300 then ya be like doing into debt cause no matter what you do to downsize all those things are what you need to survive. But hey your job dont pay enough even if you worked 40+ hours a week or you got people that are on assistance that cant do nothing because they damn health fucks they live up and yea stuck struggling like a muthafucka so your selling everythingk ya got just to pay Bills and have some damn food but still that ain't enough cuz bam government slaps ya with taxs and whatever else they like to take from ya cause they can and if ya dont pay up you end up losing everything or end up in jail. So here comes mental health into play when ya already stressed and depressed because you dont got enough to support ya family whether ya single person or not the struggles are there, like then the government makes you go crazy and ya end up snapping and ending up in a mental institution because ya hsve lost everything just cause they are greedy motherfuckers and just cuz they rich and got everything so they think they can get whatever they want even when ya already poor they take from us, rich get richer and the poorer get poorer. Theres no way of getting ahead I've been trying. Power bill budget a month cheaper right sorta $120 monthly then boom account balence 700$ in 2 damn months I'm barely home and when I am I live in the dark with candle light. See what I'm saying life is such a struggle. Ya got school and they teach ya math and english of course but wheres the classes to budget your money to prepare their young asses for responsibilities in this world, paying Bills and becoming parents that's just straight out hard by itself. When I was little I couldnt wait to be grown, now i wish i could still be laying in the driveway playing with chalk watching the birds in the sky waiting for my moms to be like come in for lunch. Not now health is fucked, cant afford a damn thing, so damn depressed cause I cant get my babies whatever they want, cant he happy cause I'm so far behind, I just wanna get ahead, money cant make me happy but being able to pay my Bills and to eat and not to worry about that shit yes I'd be happy. End of venting mode #Truestory

[peridotswallow]

💛💚

💛 = In what ways does your muse express their love to their partner? 💚 = Does your muse get jealous easy? 

“I generally do my best to prepare a meal for whenever Melanie can stop by. A nice big one. I also like making little things she can take with her back to the throneroom with her, including in my sleep. In general I just try and make sure she has plenty of reminders of my affection for while we’re apart.” Pupson smiles, thinking about his girlfriend.“As for jealousy? In this context I’m going to assume you mean romantically. I have no fear of Melanie sneaking off to another or anything like that. I do feel slightly pained by how much time the shadows demand of her. But that’s not anything either of us can help.”

“In hundreds of little vays, tailored to suit. My only vone size fits all approach is to continue flirting until they tell me to stop. Everythingk else is about tryingk to find intrests of their’s I can engage in happily.” Red leans back and steeples his fingers. “Not alvays easy. My very first crush vas a pyromaniac and I am a pyrophobe.”“Jealousy you ask? If communication is going well I never feel the need. Problems only arise if information is with held.”

“… I don’t know. I’ve never been in a relationship I could call loving.” Knight looks down. Trying not to show how that made him feel on his face. “I feel jealous of those who have been successful.”

[penisunbelievable]

damn people on this earth really think they’re “k.in” with everything in existence? who the fuck authorised this