#everything is completely normal

[robertbelcherjr]

People that only look at Miles Edgeworth thru his relationship with Phoenix are strange bc Edgeworth feels like so much more than just his relationship with Phoenix. Like yes his relationship with Phoenix is important. But Miles as a character by himself is so tragic and sad it makes me go crazy thinking about it. Especially thinking about young Miles Ough. He was just a little boy 😭

[till-all-are-fuck]

Currently thinking about all the hilarious Lift/Uber based shenanigans a transformer can get up to

[gascreates]

a new star

[yujateaandpi]

Thought Fiddlestan was a purely comedic ship for a while but now I get it, I see the light. It’s about a man who nurtures and cares for others to the point of heartbreak meeting a man who doesn’t remember what it’s like for anyone to care about him. It’s about them being warm together around the absence of someone they both love. It’s about Fiddleford’s innate domesticity comforting a man whose deepest desire was to come home. It’s about falling in love with the same face again but in a new context that heals your past trauma. It’s about Stan’s unbridled affection finally validating someone who desperately needed the recognition. It’s also about very funny old man yaoi.

[firbolgfriend]

Part 3

Part 3.5

[fallinallincurls]

UM HELLO!!! i want to run my fingers through his hair so badly

[srslylini]

I could tell you about the moving of their throats, about their lips trembling and quivering, their eyes closing, not with each other but after each other because Vi needs to see Caitlyn to understand and Caitlyn needs to feel more than see.

I could talk about how Caitlyn was the first to leave her defenses behind by coming closer without her gun and I could also tell you how Vi, always the fighter, needed to see the safety until the last possible moment and then fall into it and hear Caitlyns voice and promise before she could let her defense fall. And with that I could also talk about how the weapons are still close to Vi even after losing them and how it shows, while she wants to, she can't yet leave her defenses behind completely. Not like Caitlyn at least.

I could talk about how they draw closer for the first kiss but with Vi still holding onto her weapons and distrust at first, are still away from each other.

I could talk about how Vi is the one who can't stop watching Caitlyns eyes and mouth and how her breathing is harder than Caitlyn's because she is still scared and so so in love and how Caitlyn is always fixed on her mouth.

I could talk about Vi's eyebrows furrowing and Caitlyn's jaw working while swallowing, Vi's nose piercing moving in sync with them, I could talk about how after their first kiss they found their footing together and left their last defenses.

I could talk about how that leaves them both vulnerable to each other and the world. I could talk about Vi's last breath after their first kiss before she lets her weapons fall and with that herself too.

And I could also talk about their embrace and how they are, now that the weapons are almost fully gone, completely there with each other, I could also talk about Caitlyn's fingers in Vi's hair-

well I could but uhm Im normal duh.

[featherymainffins]

I hate to say it but I might have to admit that Redditors can be pretty based sometimes

[hellishgayliath]

what if.. what if baby..the size of raph fingers

[vaguely-concerned]

just had the thought 'in the end the most important thing varric taught rook was how to make a home for, with, and in other people' and then I had to go lie down on the floor and clutch at my head in unceasing agony for a few hours, as you may well imagine. hawke and the kirkwall crew........ in the end you kind of saved the world a bit in the most characteristically indirect and chaotic of ways. not by anything in particular that you did or achieved or accomplished (lmao imagine!), but just by -- having existed, and by the love that was always there, despite it all, in all its imperfections, even when no one was saved by it in the end. you're not here right now and you're not quite haunting the narrative but I hear your voices bickering and arguing and laughing from the other room. (and so, I think, does varric. all the time.)

'did you think you mattered, hawke? did you think anything you ever did mattered?' yeah actually, varric says with da2 and keeps saying through the series. you were here. and I loved you. and as it turns out that mattered more than almost anything in the world, no matter how long it lasted or how fucked up it was at the time or what else happens, because varric manages to pass that feeling, that intangible... home, that echo of you all as you were together, that love, hopefully the best parts of it, on to someone else for them to bring with them on their journey, with their family. and maybe the world will be kinder this time. you never know. merrill's line of 'Everything affects everything. We were born, a bunch of things happened, and now we're in a mess with our friends.' varric's greatest fear of becoming his parents. even through the wreck and the ruin of the world, ghosts upon ghosts upon ghosts of love -- malcolm hawke, who we never even see, but his life touched hawke's and hawke's touched varric's and varric's touched rook's and rook is passing it on to the family they're creating. the unbroken legacy of love shines through in ways that are stronger and stranger than any magic. help

[spitblaze]

I think. some people are so eager to fit everything that pisses them off into their political framework that they end up with very strange takes

[parkersgeorg]

i'm playing through botw again and something i really really like about the ancient gear is how it's designed to make the wearer (people and horses alike) blind

the implication is that you're "seeing" through the sheikah eyes instead of your own. we can imagine there's a cool overlay pointing out enemies and helping you fight, but what i notice most is the placement of those prosthetic eyes

link has eyes all around his head. that's 360° vision, baby! it'd be so helpful in combat - especially against something like guardians, which move with such speed and agility and are known to get the drop on you despite their size

the horse meanwhile has only two eyes, placed on both sides of its head - like a normal horse - but even further apart, so that the natural blind spot of a horse would expand: it can't see what's directly in front of it, meaning it can't get spooked even if its rider is spurring it at a giant scary monster. it can however watch its own flanks for sideways attacks.

and if we assume the sheikah eye on the horse's breast isn't decorative but can also 'see', then it's a handy way for the horse to watch the ground directly in front of it so it won't trip over potholes and break a leg. there's also an eye on the rump, though you can't see it on this picture- the horse can watch its own back, too.

...and then you have the delicious, delicious implications of blindly trusting a technology that has famously and catastrophically failed people in general - and link in particular - in this very game.

sure, put on the ancient armor. don't... don't worry about it. stop using your own eyes, it's fine. enhance your body with it too, your horse as well, why not! and if it turns magenta all of a sudden - but surely that wouldn't happen! ...again.

(just imagine link decked out in ancient armor ganon can suddenly control. imagine if it happened during the boss fight if you chose to wear that gear to face ganon~)

[magicpiano]

One thing that I think most 'Tim joins the batfam early' fics miss is that Tim, a very intelligent and independent child who has been doing a dangerous hobby for years, would hate being adopted actually. All the new rules meant to keep him safe? At best annoying, at worst he feels like he is in prison.

To Tim, he just lost his freedom, privacy, and independence, no matter how good the batfam is in reality.

"I need to tell you when I am leaving the house, where I am going and how long I will be gone? The bare minimum parents typically ask from their middle school aged children? No."

Normal good responsible parenting would be torture for Tim.

[minalots]

✝️✝️✝️

(AU & design belongs to @shelternmberone )

[cconfusedkat]

All i can produce is shitposts atm 😭

Not my circus (cult) not my monkeys (bishops)

[volvolts]

Celebrity Paradox idea: Belos & the hexsquad are watching something starring Matthew Rhys, and they comment that his voice sounds quite familiar.

i havent drawn in a few days so i can only draw a minimum of two people right now sorry

i think the kids would have a whiplash of hearing that voice sound genuinely kind and friendly especially since everything belos says sounds vaguely threatening/authoritative even when he's not trying to be. i also think it would be funny if belos doesn't recognize it either, both because he's probably never heard his own voice via recording and also he never talks like that and can't associate it as his own. man's never not put on an act in his 4oo years so of course it sounds weird hearing that voice when its relaxed