#everyone shut the the fuck up!!!!!
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y'know, one thing i don't see get talked about much in regards to asexuality is how it feels to never be 'sexually motivated' by anything
and not just when it comes to advertisements using 'sexy' models to try and sell you stuff, but like. in general
sex as a favor, sex as a bribe, sex in exchange for whatever
casual sex, 'friends with benefits' situations, even simple flirting
it all looks a whole lot different from the perspective of someone who's immune to manipulation via sex appeal, who has virtually no understanding as to why sex would motivate someone to cheat on their partner, etc. etc.
sex is worthless to me
i mean, it's useful as a story element in fiction, but it genuinely perplexes me that sex is such a driving force behind so many aspects of irl society & of people's individual lives, for better or for worse
and that it's so deeply ingrained into how the average person views the world & various situations, because the average person feels sexual attraction, whereas i do not
i think the barrier between aces & allos is actually even deeper than it seems on the surface at times, because it's more than just the grating expectation that everyone must want to 'settle down' and have kids, it's also the fact that the majority of the world is sort of 'in' on a joke that aces will never truly be a part of
#everyone shut the fuck up about your sex lives on this post i don't want to read your TMI#sincerely: a sex-repulsed ace who regrets making this post
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i love men dearly but i hate beards like 90% of the time especially after a certain length. Like shave that fucking thang
#everyone can shut the fuck up on this post. Thankyou#‘you’re wrong’ actually it’s called having preferences. Which is a thing
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
IS. IS THIS THE SAME PERSON
IS MOVIE!MIKE ACTUALLY HENRY'S FUCKING KID
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WAIT !! they wont bleed for you like i will
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everybody who is searching rick and morty for retroactive validation that justin roiland is a domestic abuser should be lightly dusted in flour and left out in the rain. i think that the proof that he’s a domestic abuser is the domestic abuse that he did and not that there were edgy jokes in his lame cartoon. tbqh.
#why do people do this EVERY time#some shitty guy is outed as abusive and everyones like#oh the clues were there all along#shut the fuck UP bbc sherlock#tattletxt
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BE NORMAL ABOUT THOSE WITH IT/ITS PRONOUNS THIS PRIDE MONTH AND FOREVER AFTER OR I'M STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND USING IT TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS
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#byrd chirps#I SWEAR TO GODS.#the ONLY reason i still use he/him pronouns is because y'all (general) can't be fucking normal about neopronouns!#I wish everyone who disrespects it/its users a very shut the fuck up
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skk au where they actually develop telepathy but it happens after Dazai leaves and during the four years they don't see each other. Chuuya is washing dishes one night and Dazai's voice pops up in his head. "I wonder what the slug is doing right now? Judging by the time maybe he's washing dishes." Chuuya goes still, mouth hung open and goes "yeah I am mackerel." He hears a "what the fuck" ten seconds later.
#this idea just popped up in my head and I had to let everyone know#I can feel a brainrot incoming#it starts off cute and emotional until dazai starts using it to annoy chuuya endlessly#Chuuya in a meeting: so gentlemen as we've disc-#Dazai in his head: you are. my fiiire#Chuuya: I-#Dazai yelling: THE ONE DESIIIREE#Chuuya: oh mY GOD SHUT UP#other executives and clients: huh#Dazai at the fish aisle: crabs or salmon for dinner?#Chuuya: salmon#Dazai: crabs it is#Chuuya: fuck you#Dazai at 3am: Chuuya would you love me if I was a dog#Chuuya: HOW DO I TURN THIS OFF#pls I need someone to indulge me here#skk#soukoku
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alright well not only did i potentially diagnose a friend today but another just thanked me for the recommendation so im just gonna fucking. post about this
if you are flat-footed/overpronate you prolly need insoles
the short of it is that roughly one quarter of the population have an anatomical variation in their foot structure that unbalances you. 75% of the population have feet with three points of contact, forming a stable tripod. people with Morton's Foot only have two, which is sorta like walking around on ice skates all the time
this can cause widespread pain.
standing and walking are meant to be passive actions. when standing straight, you should be able to relax nearly every muscle in your body. when you're unbalanced, your muscles are constantly flexed just so you don't topple over. you're literally expending way more effort than the average person just to stand up.
(see, two points of contact makes you a better sprinter, so evolution greenlit this one. yay us!)
but there's good news! the fix is very simple, and will not cost you three thousand dollars!
check out this website
which is very old and which i got out of one of the textbooks I've been reading. it'll give you more information about what I'm talking about, and you can get insoles for a really reasonable price.
if you're on a budget or skeptical tho, buy some moleskin from the store (pharmacy section) and cut out a rectangle to stick in your shoe, like this
it'll do functionally the same thing as the insoles, which is provide that third point of contact and stabilize your posture. it's literally the simplest fix in the world and not a single healthcare professional I've asked about it has ever heard about it, which has never once failed to send me into a ballistic rage
#chronic illness#chronic pain#i gotta do fucking everything here apparently#not a single dr who has told me i overpronate knows that it's an anatomical thing#it's not walk stupid syndrome it's trying to compensate for loss of balance syndrome#everyone needs to shut the fuck up about arch support too arch support is nothing#fatals physio corner
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The love triangle WORKS because:
Patrick has Art as soulmates do, seeing and understanding each other in a way no one else can. In silent stares and sly smirks and shared beds and a complete mastery one the other’s psyche.
Patrick loves Tashi in the way being full only comes after hunger. Oil fueling fire, burning bright before burning everything around them. Feeling love for the first time and never knowing when its too much or not enough.
Art needs Patrick in the same way you have a side of the bed you always sleep on, a brand of detergent you always buy. Stability in the unpredictable, how Patrick knows when to push and when to pull. How he has the spare key to the lock box where Art hides his desires.
Art loves Tashi like a dog needs a master. Freedom in being directed and told, the security you get from being a devoted follower to a higher being.
(And once Tashi is dragged into their orbit like a stray asteroid taken off its course)
Tashi loves Art in the same way you hate all your wasted potential. An alternative future, a time machine that could take you to where your body has not betrayed you. In him and through him she’s given every path: as a wife, a mother, a coach, a puppet master but never a player.
Tashi wants Patrick in the way smokers ignores labels on cigarette boxes. The beauty of self-destruction and passion she’s lost. Constantly chasing a high that hurts so good you’d risk everything to have it again.
Tashi hates and loves them both in equal measure. Resenting them for taking the one thing she loved away from her and forcing her to live her own dreams through two diverging paths. Loving them enough to push them back together where they belong.
And yeah, because the third in their love triangle was always tennis🙄
#it is and it isn’t about tennis#i am so fucking gone for this movie#i will literally never shut up about this#EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE IT !!#also pls be nice these are just my thoughts and if you disagree..too bad#challengers#art donaldson#patrick zweig#tashi duncan
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a few days ago my brain demanded i draw polywitchlight RIGHT NOW and who am i to refuse
original and closeups under the cut
original/template is from “Go For It Nakamura!” by Syundei which i have not read actually
+ closeups; feel free to use as icons with credit smile
#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#torbek#gideon coal#morning frost#kremy lecroux#gricko grimgrin#meme redraw#cw possible eyestrain#polylight#polywitchlight#do i even bother tagging twig hootsie and duke/gorebek if theyre just tiny little guys#obligatory click/open in new tab for better quality.#cmon guys i spent so much time on this#i actually LOOKED AT A REFERENCE???? GASP wow that never happens !!!#anyways i love gricko and his fucking teefers#im realizing that i dont draw torbek as fucked up and sad looking as everyone else does which does make him look inaccurate but shut up#in my heart hes adorable okay
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"nanowrimo majorly fucked up" yes true
"nanowrimo has always been a shit way to write a novel" EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE
#its not for everyone but if its not for you shut the fuck up#criticise nanowrimo without throwing people's writing process under the bus please#nanowrimo has always been a FANTASTIC tool for novel writing for me#and it wouldnt be so popular if the approach sucked that bad#50k in a month is not going to work for everyone but for some people it's great
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oh i just read some new tags (from the few people i hadn't blocked yet) under the let buck fuck interview and literally from the bottom of my heart i wanna say i hate you people so much and you're all so fucking stupid. character who canonically likes casual sex can sleep around all he wants bc he's our poor little meow meow but as soon as he comes out as bisexual he's not allowed to anymore :) bc it looks bad :) and that's your woke progressive take. you're reinventing the hays code as we speak and patting yourself on the back bc of it you're literally soooo fucking dumb it's insane. "it was inevitable, what did you expect from a straight actor playing a queer character" did he personally tell you that? are you in his head? do you want all queer artists to go around wearing a pink triangle next so you can feel more comfortable? all the while btw your precious fave is saying things like "yeah it obviously hurts when your bisexual partner has functioning eyes and uses them to look at someone who isn't you". and to be absolutely clear this isn't about ship wars bc i'm not 15 anymore this is about you people repackaging conservative takes in nice buzzwords and calling it activism and using it to harass someone bc of it. literally grow up and grow a fucking brain. imagine how tired i am of reading biphobic rants written by actual bisexual people too
#i wanna say kys so bad but i won't. bc i'm nice <3#i'm not saying anything new btw im just so fucking tired of EVERYONE including bisexual people being biphobic. shut up if you're that stupid#911 abc
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“‘Cause if it gets you through the night. Well then hey, hey it’s your night, and that’s your right, it ain’t my business” — The Paper Chase
#EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP HE IS HAPPY HE IS GOD HE IS KIRA AND HE IS HAPPY BECAUSE HE WON#if you think Light didn’t throw up and scream-cry-laugh for hours after killing L you are WRONG#per my convos with the wonderful dykelawlight#this one goes out to u xoxo#Real Tags:#death note#lawlight#light yagami#l lawliet#my art#death note fanart#deathnote#anywayyyy#As Monica and Isa and Myself have said Light is Roman Roy coded as fuck#he can not handle funerals at ALL#you all wait and watch out for when I give you the ‘is he in there can we get him out’ Light at Soichiro’ s funeral moment#Until then#for now you get Light’s horrific Pyrrhic victory
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My coworker: your drawings are really good.
Me: Oh, thank you! 👀
The drawing in question:
#allie shut the fuck up#allie does art stuff#ofmd#ofmd ed teach#I’m gonna crawl into a hole now#it’s my own fault for writing that on his shirt in front of god and everyone
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Ok, none of you know what's going on. None of you understand why so many women and young streamers are stepping forward right now. None of you understand why this has to be public.
Multiple large streamers have used their fame, influence, and money to manipulate and abuse those they see as below them. So long as they continue to have fame, influence, and money, this cycle will not end.
This is bigger than just individual cases of sexual assault or other abuse. This is a break down of a much larger problem within the entertainment industry.
These women are telling stories about very powerful men in this space. They are sharing stories of abuse and manipulation. This is very scary for them—it could ruin their careers or lives.
Stop saying "they should have handled this privately." This isn't a private matter. So long as these men have power, they will hurt more women. They aren't sorry. They won't play fair.
By trying to stay silent and bury these accusations, you are ensuring these women never know peace. You are ensuring that more women get hurt.
One day your boss will assault you, and all the men in your life will blame you for waiting as long as you did to speak about it. They will find any reason to blame you. They don't want to get rid of your boss. They hope that one day, they can assault a woman just like you.
This is fucking serious. This is real life. This isn't just some fucking fandom drama that we can bury and move on from. These are real life issues that require real meaningful discussion.
Stop trying to discredit these women just because your streamer is in trouble. You are part of the fucking problem.
#and if youre still confused as to what the problem is#i have a million posts about it already#im so sick of hearing this dumbass take#if you dont have anything productive to add to the conversation#then shut the fuck up#my god#this shit is real#yall are going to get jobs and go to bars and realize how fucking real this shit is#thoughts of dante#fuck it#ill tag everyone#shubble#wilbur soot#caitibugzz#caiti#georgenotfound#gnf#dream#dreamwastaken#andi#punz#wisp#kit wisp#illumina#am i missing anyone?#i think thats it#oh#sapnap#hell be relevant here in a minute#anyway
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