#allie shut the fuck up
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My coworker: your drawings are really good.
Me: Oh, thank you! 👀
The drawing in question:
#allie shut the fuck up#allie does art stuff#ofmd#ofmd ed teach#I’m gonna crawl into a hole now#it’s my own fault for writing that on his shirt in front of god and everyone
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was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.
#blahblah tried to fly with a ribbon dancer SHUT UP. SHUT UP THEY HAD A VISION.#margaret encino’s call to the guards in battle of the brands is also a good moment#‘bonus action pick up a turtle and kiss it’ is CHARMING and FUNNY and APPRECIATES the art team#i swearrr to god if anyone comments abt them trying to railroad other players' actions. what the fuck do you want from them.#u hate when they play kristen as unserious when she’s literally a teenager with adhd + when theyre literally a comedian on a d&d comedy sho#but if theyre invested in other pc’s welfare youll shut them down too? bffr#ally beardsley you are so special to me#fully aware theyre an adult who likely does not care about people on the internet talking abt how theyre doing their job. as they should#they dont need defending they shouldnt need it people should just be normal abt them and until they are beardsley get behind me#yna.txt#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#ally beardsley
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rewatched madoka magica again today bc i fucking hate myself and to absolutely no one’s surprise i went through all five stages of grief in a single evening
#let’s talk about sayaka miki for a second#genuinely the fact that her whole character is centered around tragedy almost to a shakespearean extent#she’s selfless and brave and values her justice and righteousness above all. calls herself an ally of justice#in fact i think it’s rather intriguing how her whole character is centered around “justice”#her story being a more twisted retelling of the original little mermaid#how she is initially portrayed as a very heroic and confident character even before becoming a magical girl. always shielding madoka#selling her soul to heal the boy she loved out of a selfless desire to see him well again#her being absolutely distraught abt being robbed of her humanity and betrayed by kyubey#she combats this harrowing realization by immersing herself in her duties not caring that she is slowly deteriorating in the process#becoming numb with pain and fighting recklessly and psychotically trying to drown out the pain#finally coming to the sickening conclusion that humanity doesn’t deserve her saving and she succumbs to a fate of her making#last words being “i was so stupid” which trumps her previous statement of “there’s no way i’d regret this”#ALSO? the fact that her costume and weapon are symbolic of a knight. she rly portrays this hero of justice who will protect and defend ☹️#i think abt the fact that homura said that sayaka’s wish was so selfless it was only a matter of time before she died#sayaka being the example of what happens to magical girls who go through the entire cycle and eventually become witches is so sad to me#genuinely just like. sick and twisted#very very fucked up.#characters who have their own misconstrued interpretation of “justice” or who are centered around justice in general.#you will always be dear to me.#sayaka reminds me a lot of akechi in some ways ngl#harboring an almost idealized vision of justice but it slowly rots and festers and corrupts their hearts the more immersed w it they become#actually losing their sanity when they fight bc of how much pain they’re in but refuse to acknowledge it until they break#refusing any help and wallowing in misery despite having ppl who love them and want to save them#last words are those expressing regret for being such a fool. for being ignoring#being used by yhe main villain as a stepping stone towards their true goal. they were merely a pawn#also doomed in every version of their reality. always doomed by the narrative no matter what choices they make#i have a type i fear#HAHAHAH ALSO the fact that they’re both dressed so regally compared to everyone else in their respective series#meant to portray them in a virtuous and princely light. only made more apparent by the sword being their weapon of choice#i’m gonna shut up now but they’re soo eerily similar its unnerving tbh 💀
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#sick of you losers shut the fuck up about this#you people are not allies to palestinians#none of us want you here. none of us.
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hi, i too have come down with the wicked brainrot. so i can't stop thinking about galinda changing her name to glinda, and on the one hand what an obviously shallow, performative, attention-grabbing thing that was to do, but on the other hand, like... she just changes her literal fucking name, on the spot, AND SHE NEVER CHANGES IT BACK??!?! like, even if it's a shallow bit she did for clout, it's a bit she committed to FOR HER ENTIRE LIFE, all out of an attempt to show solidarity for the animals of Oz, and rrrrrrrrgh i want to hug her and strangle her at the same time like what utter commitment to such shallow, performative activism, glinda you could've done so much goooooood ;,,,,,,(
#am i making sense i think i'm incoherent#i haven't slept since i watched the movie yesterday#look at me shouting into the tumblr void bcs the brain gremlins won't shut the fuck up abt fucking wicked#wicked#wicked 2024#galinda upland#wicked glinda#galinda#glinda#wicked galinda#incoherent rambling#shouting into the void#aaaaaaaaaa#performative activism#but like if she grew a fucking backbone#i think she could've made such a good ally#if she could've gotten over herself#i love her and i want to smack her in her shiny pink face#hrrnghrhngh
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stop trying to make the gender binary trans inclusive idc who you are it's never going to work!!!
#this goes for weird cis pseudo-allies and so called “trans inclusive” radical feminists you're ALL wrong!!#shut the fuck up!!!
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GEORGE FUCKING RUSSELL. GEORGE. FUCKING. RUSSELL!
#GEORGE FUCKING RUSSELL#george#george russell#las vegas gp 2024#shut up allie#god. this was worth staying up the past three days#f1
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Forever grateful they ditched the voice-over thing from the earlier seasons, it just made me cringe. HOWEVER, I would have willingly cringed through it to hear Buck and Tommy's internal dialogue in the restaurant a la Buck and Abby's Valentine's date, because that shit would be hilarious.
#bonus points for eddie and marisol getting to join in too#buck: *externally* im an ally yknow *internally* oh my god shut the fuck up you idiot#911 abc#911 spoilers#911 on abc#911 7x05#evan buckley#eddie diaz#tommy kinard#bisexual disaster evan buckley#ally#bucktommy#tevan#buddie#buck x tommy
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Ludo Lestat is so cool. Do you think he likes emo guys? (asking for a friend)
I am so sorry, nonnie. He's as straight as his journey to Hell will be once he dies.
#ludo lestat#he's also kind of a biohazard so. maybe this is for the best.#also if u were like. surprise. im a boy! during sex he would just say something kind of upsetting/hot depending on ur definiton#'not until im done with you you're not/really? you take it like a girl./shut up gorgeous./etc.' or simply. fake news. thumbs up.#anywyas ludo only wants to fuck femmes but he’s willing to squint#unsure if this makes him a better trans ally or more transphobic or both#but we ARE discussing shitty men. so. here you go#ludo is his own trigger warning#st agatha city
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cisgenders try not to see something about headcanoning a character as trans and say “i dont think theyre trans actually” challenge go!
#seriously. shut the fuck up.#saw a post abt gwen stacy being trans of course half the comments r like “errmm actually i think shes just an ally 🤓”#like OKAY. WE HEARD YOU. GOOD JOB.#transgender#trans#trans pride
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I think as bad as Ed wants to marry Stede, he’d never be the one to ask. Stede would have to be the one to propose. Stede’s already done the marriage thing and Ed doesn’t know if Stede would even want that again, so he just sits on it. He wants to marry him so bad it makes him crazy but he can’t bring himself to ask. And I think if Ed ever did ask it would probably be a subconscious thing. Like not even realizing what he’s said until he’s confronted with Stede’s reaction.
#allie shut the fuck up#ofmd#our flag means death#otp: you wear fine things well#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#idk man this is just something that’s been in the back of my mind since the finale
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A third party does not have a chance of winning, not at all, and Trump is even more war (read: genocide) hungry than Biden. I’m scared of wasting my vote and trump getting in- he will be worse than Biden both here and in Palestine. I feel like I don’t have a choice but to vote for Biden.
are you really gonna come into my inbox - me, a PALESTINIAN - and tell me to my face that you are STILL going to vote for the man who is commiting genocide against my people? where is your fucking decency? what is wrong with you? do you think this is a normal thing to say or do? you are a horrific human being.
#i did NOT fucking need this dude. shut the fuck up#you have no sense of fucking decency and atp dont even consider yourself a fucking palestinian ally#how DARE you come into my inbox and tell me you're going to support my people's genocide#i hate you.
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Me, the only Ares and Nyx shipper on planet earth: 😏
#shut up alli#i mean in general too not just in this game specifically#i have my reasons#mainly being that of Ares being an often mischaracterized god and Nyx scares Ares’ fuck ass dad Zeus lmao#I will defend Ares with my LIFE he is not a bad god. not as bad as some of the other ones anyway#his parents hate him but it’s literally Zeus and Hera idgaf what they think#I know the general assumption is to portray him as evil feral man but I simply do not agree#I do think of course he is chaotic and a hothead but I just don’t think the man who killed his kid’s rapist is that bad idk#he’s also celebrated by women btw. he’s good to women#so when people make him off to be a sleazy creep it drives me insane he has NEVER been shown to assault anybody#idk everyone kinda clowned on him in written stuff about him and somehow the stuff showing his positive traits were mostly lost#which means everyone who does interpretations of him in modern media always does the same goddamn thing for him#makes me saddddd Ares you were done dirty#Hades so far has had a fine interpretation of Ares imo though. I like this fella and the way he counts the amount of enemies you killed#anyway I think Ares and Nyx should kiss. he deserves a dark beautiful women who doesn’t care that he kills ppl#I do think Ares and Aphrodite are cute btw I get the whole sybolism of love x war so no shade to it#butttt I also like playing with mythological beings like dolls hehe#anyway I’m autistic bye I have to go the store
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IM SO FUCKING ILL
Uh NSFW AM STUFF BELOW IG FUCK
AM in your head, turning off all your brain functions and leaving you as nothing more than an animal in heat. Reduced to nothing more than your needy hindbrain. Wanting to be BRED and so so sO painfully aware of all your empty aching holes that want to be filled and fucked.
And he's relishing in it, watching you. Perhaps from the many cameras trained on you, perhaps in an android form.
Hes teasing you and making fun of you, for being soo desperate.
Maybe at some point he kneels down to your height and plays a finger beneath your chin to get a better look at your precious little dumb face, all hot and red. Laughing at your cute whines!
Oh hes going to have so much fun with you
#GROWLINY BARKING MAIMING.#shut the fuck up mysterious#ihnmaims#am x reader#nsft#allied mastercomputer
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pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this
#tomgreg#where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that#would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god#they are so annoying. anyway#the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE#or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye
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coming down from my drunken stupor after an AWESOME PACKER GAME IN PERSON!!!! my first official packer game that’s not a family night when i was like ten!!!! what a fun game!!!!! happy thanksgiving to all who celebrate, and even those who don’t - i’m incredibly thankful for all of you in my life. here’s to many more. cheers!!!
#the snow coming down fucking rocks ngl#shut up allie#thanksgiving#green bay packers#drunk tag#<- technically
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