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alkeneater · 1 month ago

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tbf i dont rlly fw tophabe either no tea, no shade to those who do! it's more for personal reasons (*cough*SexyEd*cough*) than anything dumb and petty. i see them as friends/frenemies, nothing more or less.

But to each their own. ^^

I just don't wanna see them together, honestly... 😭 The ship may be good, but it's not my cup of tea at all...

I lowkey WANT to love it, i see how people have fun with it, this is one of the most popular ships here bc topher is a pretty popular character and their dynamic is interesting, but nah...

From the start i saw topher as a danger to abe, it makes my heart ache knowing that he won't be happy in this relationship. Even in the show he mostly felt uncomfortable around topher (btw i still consider the "walk in other's shoes" moment kinda symbolic bc abe literally damages his feet with topher's shoes but topher feels pretty comfortable in abe's... lmao yeah overthinking alot). And yeah, the sexy ed was like the last straw for me. Encouraging him to DO THAT WITH THE TEACHER and then blackmailing. As the biggest abe defender that doesn't sit right with me at all... Also that piggyback shit in the season's two last episode 😭 abe clearly doesn't enjoy this WHY HE DOING THAT SJWBSJVWJABKDBDH

Sometimes i catch myself thinking "But I've always liked jfabe, isn't that the same thing? Considering that jfk bullied abe earlier..." and YEAH that's a fact, but it's definitely not the same, it's not forced and mostly they were beefing because of Cleo. But abe showed sympathy towards jfk sometimes and when their rivalry stopped they became friends! And they definitely felt comfortable around each other, they care for each other alot. They shared the same experience, they came from the same age, yknow? And seeing abe desperately wanting to be with jfk... and that bible humpers episode. Abe sacrifices his own happiness for jfk's happiness. God. If he could, he'd die for him for sure. Their bond is very strong. Even though they were enemies at first.

And these two? Well, still have no idea why they put topher next to abe, he just rotates around him, making his life harder. Absolutely not a fan of this.

Okay i just.... Sorry if there were a lot of words, it's not like i have a chance to express my honest opinion every day. I don't want to be a hater of topher or this ship, but for me it's almost impossible, so i try to just ignore it completely... it's the most i can do. I know it's popular for a reason, so "we listen, we don't judge" 🤷‍♂️ Yeah. that's it...

#alkenetalks #clone high #ehhh embarassing #me when “I'm not hating but...” and then write a huge hateful text lmao #but you know it's like my own wellbeing depends on abe's #if topher hurt abe then it means he hurt me personally #that's why i despise him and this ship #super simple #and very dumb at the same time #btw sorry if there's mistakes or anything bc i woke up extremely early in the morning and feel sleepy #okay again no hate to those who ship this #it's just my own problem with it #everyone is based #all ships are valid #love yall #stay healthy #hope yall have a good day

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keferon · 1 month ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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paintedcrows · 1 month ago

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Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)

Bonus doodle!!

#I hope ya like? :')#Do living things count as stealable? It seems intent based but I couldnt remember if itd come up. Maybe a philosophical nightmare if it did #just had the mental image of Stanley grabbing Dipper/Mabel from Shermie. turning into a cat & everyone SCRAMBLING to catch the falling baby #Also based on the bit in Gnome Gemulets where Stan mentions fighting off Shermie to keep holding the twins when they were born :]#Though having already co-parented like 2 (3?) kids and not being completely alone like canon Stan. I wonder if/how Cat Stan would differ?#Also Shermie in his leather jacket (or at least another one he transferred the cat patch onto) I loved that bit its so cute 😭#Almost drew Stan as fully grey as a cat but iirc cats don't go grey in the same way as people. So i went with lil grey flecks. Geezer cat #This fic lives rent free in my brain truly 💙💙💙#How to Cat Burglar a Family #Gravity Falls #Fan art #Stanley Pines #Shermie Pines #Stan Pines #Sherman Pines #Grunkle Stan #Fanart #Cat Stan #GF fanart #Comic #Artists on tumblr #My art

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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He has no mouth but he must scream in FNAF..

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disasterdandelion · 2 years ago

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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

#is that anything #tlt #griddlehark #harrianthe #base 1&2 are interchangeablw #i cant believe this breached containment #apparently i hit the right kinda words to make everyone think of their fandom ships #cheers guys #og post

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)