#everyone groaning

[timothvy]

bird hitting window 💥

[bluerosefox]

Invites

"OMA, kill meeeee" Ellie, aka Wrath complained as she allowed her head to 'thunk' on the cafeteria table in the Watchtower she phased into in order to sit in next to a boy dressed in red, yellow, and green.

"Aren't you already halfway there?" Came Robin's response as he took a drink of his water, eyeing his teammate with a raised eyebrow, though it was difficult to tell with his mask in place.

"OMA?" Asked Superboy on the other side of the boy.

"Shush you." She said towards Robin before answering Superboy "Oh my Ancients, it's like OMG but like for us ghosties."

"Tt" "Oh!" Came both their responses.

"So..." began Superboy after a few minutes of silence between them as he looked at Ellie like a confused puppy "Why?"

Ellie groaned and just stayed slumped on the table as she said "Da's dumb Observants council is hosting another dumb ball to try to get him or me hitched again, and like always I'm forced to attend because I'm Da's heir. We both hate it with a passion, most are just stuck up, power hungry, social climbers trying to get into our pants for the royal titles... Espcially if they become our Forevermores."

"Tt, why not just get rid of them? Or simply have your Father dismiss the ball." Robin said, his eye twitching in annoyance just at the thought of it. A ball sounded even more annoying than the gala parties he is made to go to.

"Sounds stressful... Also Forevermores?" Superboy asked, he was always curious of Ellie and her ghost culture but never knew what could be asked or not, he had been warned to never ask how a ghost died after all and that question is normally asked in every ghost hunter video on the internet.

"Forevermores is our term for the ONE. The one and only we will ever be with. Till our final end takes us we are always to be with them only. We are core creatures and bonding on that level is like sacred, we don't rush into bonding like that though. But everyone in the Realms hopes to be either become mine or Da's. And the ball is their best chance at meeting us on neutral grounds." Ellie explained as best as she could for Jon, it was hard trying to explain the type of level a Forevermore was "And to answer you Robin, Da can't. The Observants, despite how annoying they can get with their dumb demands, are part of the system council for the Realms, they're sadly needed to keep things in check hence their name. Da and his friends are still trying to find a loophole to get rid of them though. They were only created when they put Tyrant King to sleep and they still sadly have some backings from other powerful ghosts in the Realms, even an Ancient or two and in order to fully dismiss them we need all Ancients on board. And the ball keeps a lot of ghosts, especially the more powerful ones, errr I guess happy? Most just use it to gossip on neutral grounds, others just like to dance, network, or other junk like that. Basically, when it's not about them trying to get mine or Da's hand in ghost marriage, it's fun so Da can't dismiss it, it'll ruffle to many feathers."

"Wow..." "Tt." Were the response from her teammates.

"Yeah. Da really isn't happy because someone suggested inviting powerful people from a few Mortal Realms this time. Somehow it got approved. So... here." She said as she reached into her own chest, phasing her hand in, and pulled out two green envelopes and placed them on the table in front of them. Both boys stared in surprise to see their names written in dark purple ink and the stylized DP on it.

"CW let me invite you guys personally. Everyone else should be getting theirs in about a few minutes complete with a blaze of green fire and spooky vibes." Ellie said with a strained smile, both happy to invite them but also dreading the questions she'll no doubt have to answer once the invites were sent.

[lesbiansforeddiediaz]

Buck is the kind of guy to get turned into an animal. Any animal really but especially one with big wet eyes and general pathetic demeanor

[feralpeasures]

if my boy best friend was wearing this cunty turtleneck, I wouldn't be able to resist spending Christmas with him instead of my wife either

[likeasecondself]

ronan will never shut up about marrying his high school sweetheart, who was also his first love, and you know what? why should he?

[spineless-lobster]

I don’t care how modern an au is if charon is in it he’s a shadowy skeleton man with purple smoke to me im sorry I just can’t imagine him in any other way

[mizbrit]

Batkids music tastes

Dick would listen to abba, madona and taylor swift. 2000s girlie pop but he did have an emo phase it just didnt last long

Tim listens to literally anything under the sun. You have EDM, rap, hozier, metal, internet meme music etc...

Jason old rock, musical theater (lets be real he would have been a theater kid) dables in metal but not much and white girl music

Damian used to only listen to classical pieces but now listens to lo-fi and whatever dick and jon have shown him

Steph avid enjoyer of pop, country and kpop

Cass likes classical, kpop and EDM

[scorchedmazes]

rip minho you would’ve loved closing all the fitness/activity rings on an apple watch.

[thursdaysyme]

Installment of the wrestlers 2/3: Eddie stole Steve’s leftovers

[abortionado]

Me at 14 when my parents had the audacity to ask me if I was dating my friend just because she "proposed" to me for homecoming and then bought me a corsage and wore a suit to take me to the dance

[curapicas]

the reveal that Laios learned to see ghosts and why he kept quiet for so long...

oh, you mean like. what you saw happening to Falin throughout her whole childhood? Even though you stuck to her side and encouraged her into not hating her own powers? Even though you accepted her relationship with ghosts as benign and trusts her to give you their message?

(and no, there's NO dunking on Laios here... he saw this happening in his village and he hated it. but still,) well well if it isn't something he sees as worthy in his sister yet in him is just another one for the list of "offputting things people see in Laios"

[declamationark]

Danny gets punted into the DC universe for some reason and proceeds to haunt Gotham because it’s gothic and there’s this hero cave with a bunch of cool tech (he misses Sam and Tucker) and this big family (he misses his mom and his dad and his big sis). He helps the vigilantes there with their battles and writes info he learns from spying on rogues on sticky notes (he misses clockwork) to leave by the files in the batcave. He thinks he’s being slick and stealthy but all the batfam realizes he’s there and basically pspspspspsps him into the family and somehow Danny never catches on

[ribcagebonemeal]

celebratory starrison post everyone groaned

[snobgoblin]

some bitch from my class tried to tell on me for being trans to my sister (I guess they know each other) but my sister knows and doesn't care. lmao. get fucked

[andoutofharm]

pete and patrick during XO vs during riff with patrick

[heartscrypt]

fyi the type is "could snap his pathetically posh and scrawny frame like a twig simply by picking him up and squeezing him in a hug that's a little too tight. and would do it too. on purpose". georgies got it on the money