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Hug Your Goddamn Kids: Why It’s A Terrible Idea to Leave Your Teenaged Newly-Hormonal Child To The Terribly Confusing Ordeal of Having Their Only Regular Physical Contact Be People Stabbing Them
#the wonder kids are fine#speedsters are mostly fine#end of list#well okay billy’s probably fine because captain marvel is an adult man#with a (physically) fully developed brain#everyone else tho? fucked.#dc#kaldur'ahm#garfield logan#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bart allen#conner kent#roy harper#tara markov#rose wilson#raven dc#kon el#dc comics#oliver queen#bruce wayne#this is partially targeted at those two specifically yes
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@lmanburgseulogy my hand was forced. lmancrew uno night
#ignore the nova#should i wait until like eleven to post this? maybe#but i like it so fuck it all#dsmp#dsmp fanart#dream smp#lmanburg#lmancrew#l'manburg#i am Not gonna tag everyone sorry everybody else#this did help me figure out all their designs better tho so thats nice#and also a tryout of my new more painterly style on large pieces#i have three bench pieces already done but theyre much Much smaller scale yknow#whatever enjoy#plague draws#I FORGOT MY OWN FUCKING DRAWINGS TAG
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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assorted scribbles and Love Bites!!!!
#THEYRE IN MY BRAIN THEYRE IN MY BRAIN MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE IN THERE!!!!!#i want to PUNCH & BITE SOMETHING theyre soooooooo aghh bsdkjcJKDFNJSVDSL#sorry. sorry. look away im losing my Absolute Marbles#they make me so emotional....#having breathing problems while typing#they Affect Me and Effect Me and Everythingggggggg#literallyyyy FUCK everyone else theyre the only ones who matter#scribble salad#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#watch barnaby's gonna end up being the token straight-#hes bi In My Heart (until proven otherwise. probably gonna be proven otherwise)#tho man... his pokemon au design is So fruity.... WAIT WHAT EAR WAS THE EARRING IN?! hold on i need to look something up#THE LEFT EAR NOOOOO THAT'S THE STRAIGHT EAR-#again Im Just Joking! Joshing! Jesting! dont take this seriously please dear fucking god dont-#im simply a jester in this giant court. jingling my lil bells and doin a jig#fr tho when i first saw all the neighbors i looked right at barnaby and thought 'ah. thats probably the straight one huh'#BUT! WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION EITHER WAY!#AND I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE DELUSIONAL ABOUT LAUGHINGSTOCK! SO!!#straight barnaby can't hurt me he isn't real-#and ofc. howdy has always been so so fruity To Me <3#idk what it is about him! hes just! i look at him and my entire brain goes 'oh that mf has four limp wrists'#AND TOGETHER THEY ARE THE FLUFFY HUSBANDS!!!! WHO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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what the heck… cats can pet other cats ??
#danger days#pawty poison#cat days#my art#party poison#jet star#jetpoison#<- i like u guys im sorry best i can do are cats rn tho#playing w everyone else’s designs again also#yall fucking w cutie mark jet ..
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Alexander Rossi has what I like to call the Gordon Ramsey appeal. He will hate you for simply breathing, unless you are a kid, kids get a pass on the basis that they are young and stupid and do not yet have the ability to perfect their skills.
#he’s so good with kids#he smiles at them and gets down on their level and everything#everyone else tho?#everyone else is getting judged silently#or vocally#depending on his mood and the level of fucks he gives that day#alexander rossi#indycar
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for the ask game
tim creates a clone of kon, but this is dicktim tim has to carry the fetus or breastfeed it, but dick suddenly gets a mommy kink and immediately falls in love
for the ask game!
DICKTIM MOMMY KINK. how did you know i have such a thing for just about any Batcest ship where the other person calls Tim mommy. i don't even know why i just think that shit is so fun.
it'd have to be Omegaverse for me, that's the only scenario i personally could write m-preg. i like the thought of no one knowing that Tim has gone on this crusade. and after 99 failures, Tim's so desperate and angry he tries in vitro fertilization. the first few times it doesn't work so he doesn't take it too seriously, at this point it's just a compulsion. he gets to a point he stops taking the pregnancy tests. so when about a month later, he's experiencing morning sickness and he's missed his heat, Tim has an 'oh, shit.' moment. and well. telling Dick first is his *natural* answer. (i think he'd also go to Steph, but in canon she'd be "dead" at this point) Tim doesn't know what to do, he didn't think he'd get this far. Dick is comforting and grounding, agreeing to help Tim hide this the best he can. Tim has to time it right, fake a bad injury so it makes sense he's benched and wearing baggy sweaters for a few months.
it's platonic at first. Dick is an alpha but his bond with Tim is more of a pack bond and he's just trying to help Tim through this awkward situation he got himself into. (and not laugh at him too much in the process bc well. only Tim. only Tim could manage this.) the pregnancy hormones have Tim all over the place. he's seeking comfort and Dick is trying to keep it platonic and professional, even when he's cuddling Tim or bringing him weird cravings at 2 am. the trust in Dick and Tim's bond makes Dick Tim's only real support system. (also just bc the Titans were a goddamn mess in this era) maybe at some point they tell Bruce the truth but Bruce is dealing with Jason so. bigger fish. it forces them closer as Dick is the only one who can help Tim with the awkward sides of pregnancy. Dick is basically living with Tim and because Tim can't satiate the itch to be in the field (he's tried sneaking out, it earned him a lecture from Dick and a warning that Dick would handcuff him to the radiator if Tim tried that again) so Tim runs comms. for anyone who asks, but mostly for Dick, to the point he's in Dick's ear even when Dick doesn't need the backup, just to keep each other company.
i think, as the pregnancy went on and Tim's chest started to fill out and his hips are bigger, that's when Dick's feeling shift. one second Tim is just his pack, the next Tim is suddenly a very pretty, very vulnerable omega that's Dick is protecting and his wires get all kinds of crossed about it. he starts dousing himself in scent blockers so Tim doesn't notice the change, can't smell how much Dick wants him. which makes Tim annoyed because Dick's scent has been a consistent calming factor keeping the worst of his hormones in check. it'd lead to an awkward fight where Dick is dancing around the truth and Tim just wants to bite him out of anger. finally, Dick admits it and. Tim kind of bluescreens bc sure he's had a crush on Dick for years, but it's sort of like your celebrity crush calling you up and asking for a date. it makes no sense and he can't wrap his head around it. he almost thinks Dick is making fun of him, because Tim is super self-conscious about the pregnancy and mortified he put himself in this situation. it takes a lot of reassurance and a long conversation, but. well, they do end up having sex.
Dick doesn't *mean* to call Tim mommy the first time. he knows Tim hates being emasculated as an omega, and knows Tim is vulnerable about being pregnant. their sex is gentle, no matter how much Tim insists he can take it because Dick doesn't want to hurt the baby, or Tim. it's when Tim finally huffs with annoyance and flips them over -reminding Dick that Tim is still trained and deadly, even like this- to take control and actually get the rough sex he needs right now, when it slips out. there's something just very pretty about Tim taking control and taking what he needs from Dick, but still being whiny and squirmy on top of him. so the first time Dick calls him mommy is an accident and they're *both* startled by just how much they like it. their sex life goes from soft and caring to *very* interesting overnight, where Dick doesn't hide how much he likes Tim's chest. and well. breastfeeding kink. for completely scientific reasons, of course. just to help the milk flow and make sure Tim's body is adjusting well. definitely not bc of the noises Tim makes when Dick does it no sir.
when Tim finally has the clone baby, they're both smitten with this tiny clone. i think they'd end up mating and either say it's Dick's baby or they adopted it. (the lie only works short term bc well, sooner or later that baby's going to start lifting trucks. not to mention Kon does come back to life and is perturbed by how much Tim's kid looks like him.) it's a very cute, fluffy happily ever after sort of deal, with plenty of mommy kink. i think Tim would be huffy and annoyed at how long he'd have to wait for sex bc in my mind, Tim uses sex as a stress relief and is very annoyed when he's deprived of it so, they'd find creative ways around it.
#necrotic festerings#dicktim#tim drake x dick grayson#dick grayson x tim drake#timdick#batcest#mpreg#nsft#to be clear i'm so not here to yuck anyone's yum about mpreg in the confines of like. normal guy giving birth#it's just not my personal wheelhouse#and tbf you could do this with trans!tim and make it work#but as an afab trans person who's infertile i won't lie. i forget afab trans ppl can have babies.#fully goes over my head.#if you ever read one of my fics and go “why didn't they use protection he could get pregnant??”#know the answer is i fucking *forgot* most afab ppl are fertile.#same with periods bc i don't get mine. straight up forget everyone else does a monthly blood sacrifice.#anywhore#this one is a tad out of my wheelhouse so it was fun to think about!#bc usually i wouldn't explore an idea like this so it was a fun challenge to see how i would do it#do love that mid typing it i checked comic dates to see if steph was 'dead' and she was then i continued on like nothing happened#2006 was a weird era for comics.#i think a soft idea is a fun lil palette cleanser after the dead dove so this one was cute!!#anyway more mpreg should have just the weirdness of pregnancy#messy hormones! cravings! body changes! being unable to tie your own damn shoes!#that's the FUN of it#like dick would regularly see tim naked even before feelings bloomed just because tim needed help getting in his damn pants.#so when feelings start dick is sweating for his life helping Tim dress like. don't be suspicious. don't be suspicious.#tim in dick's clothes bc his own don't fit anymore >>>#i do love mommy kink tho it's my fave how'd you know.#fussy bottom mommy tim. how i love you.
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I know that people are rarely their best selves at a funeral, but do you ever just watch your family move through the process of mourning the Patriarch and have a sudden and violent and vivid understanding of Why Everyone Is The Way They Are
#it doesn't really matter if the answer is yes or no#because the thing is i am watching my family disintegrate in the wake and wreckage of disability/chronic illness#and i am feeling a grief and a rage that i cannot quite cope with#i am feeling many things and I am extremely drunk on vodka and tequila and red wine and i spent all day emotionally regulating#the worlds most fucking fucked up audhd genetic pool i've ever seen in my life#i don't quite know how to cope with the things that have happened today and as busy as my brain is given all that i prolly shouldn't have#had quite so many substances#the crossfade is far superior to being sober around my family and apparently despite it all i wasn't too incoherent#i was a blubbering baby the whole funeral tho#and i did spend the whole reception trying to manage a pots episode and the whole after party trying to stabilize my cousins#i don't know where in all this I will really be able to grieve my uncle himself#but honestly part of the issue on that is that i am feeling rather upset with and disappointed in the few people in my family who I had come#to trust over the years#chrissy and jenn are still everything i knew them to he#*be#and everyone else.....well#the people i knew before at least#fucking intergenerational trauma - the musical
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911: Lone Star S4 E14 | The Case of the Stolen Pudding Cup -> The Crime Exposed
#911 lone star#911lsedit#paul strickland#tk strand#carlos reyes#mateo chavez#marjan marwani#nancy gillian#this scene deserves multiple sets#carlos' face in the third gif tho... when i saw it i died so i had to zoom in and have a gif just for that🤣#paul in this scene is absolutely fucking hilarious#his face in the 2nd to last one#TREACHERY! tattoo this on my soul#I'm pretty sure when I was rewatching there was a moment where you can hear one of the cast laughing at brian and it snuck in there lol#tw: food#The Case of the Stolen Pudding Cup#long post#my gifs#episode: s04e14 tongues out#i need more paul in my life and so does everyone else#my faves
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my favorite cringefail son ⚡✨
#HES THE MOST CHARACTER EVER- EVERYONE ELSE CAN PACK THEIR BAGS AND HEAD HOME- KAIDOU IS FUCKING PERFECT#I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH#the way i have so so so many untouched WIPs of him tho....#the disastrous life of saiki k#tdlosk#kaidou shun#i have a 3h long playlist just for him <333#also WHY THE FUCK isnt his theme on spotify.... or the whole OST in general..... I NEED ITTTTTTTTT#fanart#my art#this one was a blast except i took a break for ep9 of bd in the middle of it and was nearly crying when i went back to finish it
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“I think before a certain point, I don’t remember us having names like you all have these days, but there was always mother, brother, sister, neighbor. So even if we didn’t have some hoity-toity moniker, we knew who we were to one another, and that was the important part.”
-Erika Ishii, Burrows End
#ava as a character is so often so goofy but god this made me cry#especially in its relation to grief i just. god and the way the family is so concerned by the lack of individuality in last bast#and something about the inclusion of neihbor really gets me too#it’s not just family it’s also everyone else it’s those who you are surpriunded with cuz we are the relationships we create#even tho they said it jokingly there are several different grammas becuase relationships differ#just like tula is a mother but also a sister but also a child#i just. god this got me fucking christ#d20#burrows end
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mods asleep post dragon Wally
#it was only a matter of time before i gave in#ALSO IM SORRY I HATE GIVING DRAGONS HAIR BUT NOTHING ELSE WORKED#ig we can have a pompodour having muppet dragon. as a treat#he gives me... medieval dragon art vibes#which is acceptable medieval dragon art fucks#hes just a fluffy lil guy#welcome home#welcome home wally#scribble salad#welcome home puppet show#i wasn't gonna give him wings but then i realized i could Make Them Rainbow#and how could i not???#i made them too small tho#OR DID I#he was gonna be flightless... he could still be flightless with wings...#this makes me want to turn everyone else into dragons but thats gonna take some serious mental gymnastics#especially for characters like frank and howdy#julie'd be easy tho. and i already scribbled a satisfactory barnaby...#into the rabbit hole i go.
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She let me hit it cause I got that waifish drip
#bonnie face#ngl it feels incredible to actually enjoy wearing clothes??#this is what everyone else feels?#holy fuck?#hitting my head on every doorframe doesn't feel so good tho
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does kieran know how many people were concerned for them? do they know how many people loved and cared for them and wanted the best for them? do they? DO THEY???? 😭😭😭
#fucking banging my fist on the ground#crispin and amarys show clear concern for kieran and so does drayton to an extent (even if he has a dogshit way of showing it)#lacey does too but her elite four dialogue doesn't bring up kieran weirdly enough#that felt super out of place since everyone else does idk what's going on there#also obviously carmine is worried about kieran#does kieran know tho... do they know how loved they truly are....#this kid is gonna be the end of me they make me so emotional#pokemon#pkmn scarvio#rival kieran#chara : kieran hinoki#mj.txt#sv dlc spoilers#indigo disk spoilers
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What's so fun about BruJay as a ship is Jason's sheer obsessive devotion to Bruce. Jason is possessive over Bruce, to the point he doesn't care about the deaths of others so long as he has Bruce's attention. A part of the UTRH arc this isn't talked about enough is that Bludhaven fucking explodes mid-way and Jason won't let Bruce see if Dick is alive.
batman (1940) #650
A lot of discussion about UTRH paints Jason as this anger-driven cold, calculating machine up against Bruce when it's so clear that his love for Bruce is what drives him at his root, even if he won't acknowledge it. He says it himself, he would've done anything if it was Bruce who'd died instead of him and his anger is rooted in that possessive devotion not being reciprocated.
batman (194) #650
BruJay as a ship always to be, to some level, unrequited. Even if Bruce loves Jason back in that way, he'll never be that obsessed with Jason. Jason will always view Bruce's love for Dick or Tim to be a distraction, proof that Bruce isn't dedicated enough to him. Jason has the need to always have Bruce's attention, even when it could come at the cost of Bruce's other loved ones. Something something cannibalism as a metaphor for love in how Jason wants to consume Bruce's whole existence. He can't let Bruce leave him again, can't let Bruce love or grieve anyone else. Forcing Bruce to choose between Jason and the Joker isn't just about confronting Jason's killer, it's about confronting the other person who exists as this duality with Bruce and consumes so much of Bruce's life. That's the role Jason wants to fill, calling himself Red Hood and forcing Bruce to look at what he's become. But still loving Bruce and wanting more than anything for Bruce to reciprocate that love in the way that Jason understands. I just think it's good soup and rife with Dynamics that are underexplored with them.
#necrotic festerings#brujay#jaybruce#jaybru#jason todd x bruce wayne#batcest#i've had this thought in my head for a while#i was just weirdly shy about posting it? like convinced myself it's not as verbose as some of my other thoughts#also GOD why is the art of this arc SO BAD.#i can't take it SERIOUSLY#i hate looking at it.#the faces. why are the faces like that.#brujay needs more love bc jesus#gotham war had some good brujay content but i am still too bitter to discuss that shitshow. so. ignoring it for now.#bruce changing jason's brain chemistry as an act of love is the most FUCKED UP brujay thing ever tho#it's so Them.#sorry that is just peak brujay. they are incapable of meeting in any middle and always trying to change each other.#maybe this meta should've been about that.#but then i'd have to use new-52 and rebirth panels so eh. nvmd.#this page makes it seem like i hate post-flashpoint comics. i don't i swear#they just interest me less for batcest.#like oh yay everyone's getting along and working together.#it only came at the expense of throwing away decades of character work. small sacrifice.#i need to stop posting meta at fucking 5 am.#no one is going to see this bc i can't be a normal person.#wrote this while watching invincible#which is pretty good so far but man the ending of ep1 clocked me. i was absolutely bamboozled.#i had something else i was going to say in the tags but i lost it.#anyway most of this is a ship post and projecting shit as per usual and yk. not serious comic media.#i'm just silly and gay.
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So for those of you who don't know, I was a MAJOR theater kid growing up. And the recent release of the Wicked movie has catapulted me straight back into my childhood. My mom and sister are also super big into musicals AND it's my mom's birthday today so I told her I'd buy her movie tickets for her birthday. She was kinda worried about going opening week bc she didn't want to go to a super crowded theater with a lot of kids, which is like, absolutely understandable. So we were like. Okay we need a late showing so there will be less kids. On a day that won't get as heavy foot traffic.
Anyway I bought the tickets for Thanksgiving night literally ALL of the seats in the theater were open LMAOOOOO everyone's gonna be too busy eating Thanksgiving dinner to go see a movie!! I'm so excited I'm going to blow up
#It would be SO fucking funny if nobody else bought tickets for that showing. It would just be the three of us#Not crossing my fingers tho lol#Anyway yes I know about all the...controversy...around certain actors in this movie...#But I'm just. I'm so excited bro. I cannot WAIT#I listened to Defying Gravity from the movie soundtrack yesterday and the GOOSEBUMPS I GOT. MANNNN#My inner theater kid is coming out I'm SO sorry everyone#Also I heard that theater kids have been going to see the movie and are singing along really loudly?#Dude that's so rude;; you wouldn't do that at an actual theater performance so don't do it in a movie theater either#Smh.#I will say tho if the theater is empty when I go I will probably sing along. Quietly. Under my breath. LOL#Shima speaks
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