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jacobchabot · 2 years ago

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Spider-Verse!

#family guy #everybody gets one #spiderplant #shinobi #peter bagge #megalomaniacal #italian spiderman #venture bros #brown widow #amalgam #spider-boy #baman piderman #spider-man #spider-verse

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issacharmastersdp18 · 11 months ago

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People get exactly one chance to have a good faith discussion about Hunger Games with me

We don’t have to agree. I’d much prefer if we did, particularly in regard to the messaging of the series.

However, I am willing to have a civil disagreement. As long as it is exactly that. Civil.

The people who can’t handle being challenged in their personal view of the story so much so that they have to insult and try to discredit anyone not sharing that view, in order to feel superior? No.

If you are a prick, I will be a prick right back.

Politely disagree all day long if you want.

Accuse me of having never red the books? Making shit up? Having a “stupid conclusion?”

Go to hell.

For everyone who wants to be an asshole, there are two or more who do not.

I have real concern for the future.

Those who understand Hunger Games make me feel hopeful.

Those who do not, and refuse to even discuss the matter, make me more fearful for our uncertain future.

If you don’t understand, but are willing to at least try to understand, I will gladly take the time to converse.

I cannot continue deal with people who refuse to listen.

If I take that on, my mental health will suffer.

I have to hold on to every single solitary ounce of hope for the future and peace of mind I can find.

No, people haven’t particularly been the proverbial thorns in my side on this issue on tumblr

But I’ve been getting it a lot on Instagram and I am sick of it.

Just putting this same rundown over here preemptively.

For those whose comment I see with agreement on the subject or an honest willingness to at least think about it… I appreciate you more than I know how to properly express.

I could rack my brain for some long, eloquent message filled with big words, but I would never find it satisfactory.

Thus, I simply say:

#donald sutherland #president snow #hunger games #mockingjay #catching fire #coriolanus snow #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #discussion #disagreement #hope #everybody gets one #lord of the rings #family guy #spiderman #ebenezer scrooge #muppet christmas carol

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dogcasino · 2 years ago

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY COSMOOOOO i love u!!!!!

THESE ARE SO CUTE AND THE CHOCOLATES LOOK SO TASTY THANK YOU!!!!!! =DD happy valentine's day millie i hope u had a great one ^__^

#asks #shares the chocolates with you and my followers #everybody gets one #undescribed

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disarminglybright · 4 months ago

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It is interesting when you understand someone to be reasonable and maybe even intelligent but then they reveal an absolutely batshit belief and you have to be like "I didn't expect this from you but I think that's more on me than anything else. Carry on"

#everybody gets one #concept

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me-beef · 2 months ago

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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nyx-fey · 9 months ago

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Happy Valentine's day, have a pez.

#valentine's day #Im only giving away the grape flavor #everybody gets one #mutuals

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starcurtain · 7 months ago

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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

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howlingday · 1 year ago

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Jaune: Hey, Ruby, what's-

SHWINK!

Jaune: (Looks ahead at extended C. Rose, Sees chestplate cut in twain beneath him) Yeah, okay, you need your space. (Backs up)

Glynda, seeing Ruby just standing in the middle of the courtyard, staring at the sky:"…is she…is she okay?"

Ozpin, having seen So Much Shit: "Yeah, she's fine. Give her an hour and make sure nobody touches her."

Glynda:"…why…?"

Ozpin:"She might kill them."

Glynda:"wat-"

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #ozpin #glynda goodwitch #everybody gets one #I will make the Silver Eyes be Weird Motherfuckers. Full fucking Cryptids #Oz is used to it. Everyone else is Not.#jaune arc #silver eyed warriors are cryptids #silver-eyed warriors are cryptids

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aroaceleovaldez · 2 months ago

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i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:

You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.

You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.

You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.

You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.

You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.

You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.

You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.

#pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #riordanverse #jason grace #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #meta #analysis #me shaking hoo: what if we actually address the interpersonal dynamics of the characters. please. please. please. please.#frank is the only person on the boat not having an identity crisis tied to another member of the crew somehow and that is FASCINATING #but also WHERE is all the interpersonal literally anything. hello. please. making grabby hands. everybody identity crisis go.#i wanna see the entire argo ii crew stumbling through trying to figure out their places and senses of self!!!!!#particularly in relation to each other!!!!! we get snippets but we rarely ever get the full thing or a resolution!!!#like. HELLO??? Piper acknowledging that her relationship with Jason is artificially sculpted in the image of Annabeth and Percy???#and that her ideals of what Jason and her can be are just that she feels like they need to be like what Percy and Annabeth have????#and thats just DROPPED COMPLETELY????#poor Jason is getting replaced twice. Leo is not his own person.#Hazel at least gets the resolution that Nico does not truly see her as a consolation prize #but Annabeth gets to be hit with the like EIGHT YEAR DELAY of learning the place she inhabits in Thalia's life is the echo of someone else #cause like. yeah she knew Thalia had lost her brother but i dont think it clicked for her until she met Jason that oh. she *replaced* him #Frank at least has some certainty about his identity in one aspect (his curse). everybody else is floundering a bit #except for maybe Percy but its kind of the camps of ''i replaced this person and it weighs on me'' versus ''i have been replaced''

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egophiliac · 8 months ago

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(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just #crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door'#oh twst you always know just how to get me #the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD #SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!!#3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!#SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH #oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things #also master chef grim! he's so precious!#though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all?#grim canonically flies in the nude i guess #no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE #if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭#which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna #anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody!#i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years #you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems

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zephyrchama · 1 month ago

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Yeah, pact commands are powerful and allow you to control the Seven Rules of Hell any time you desire. Pact commands are a little intense though. You can probably get the same outcome by bopping them on the head with a flimsy cardboard paper towel tube.

The great part is that this also works on demons you don't have a pact with, reapers, and other humans (even powerful sorcerers).

The longer your cardboard tube, the more power you wield and the greater your authority becomes. The downside is they can wrestle the tube away from you. But, y'know, until that happens you feel so mighty.