#every morning I wake up

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I've said it before and I will say it again now

Ladies, you are just never, ever going to be satisfied

Men, despite having every advantage in the world, are also miserable

[bandcampgremlin]

i don't think I'm mentally ill anymore (i woke up and drank my silly little oat milk coffee and texted my silly little texts but i don't have to backspace, take my caps out cos my phone *isnt* still on autocorrect cos i *wasnt* too lazy to change the settings)

[lazyblogposter]

Y'all ever see a more comfortable cat?

This is my cat Missy, she was originally a outside cat but I brought her in my room last night and this is how she fell asleep. Ive never seen her more happy. She was walking around my room making the cutest little chirps and her pupils were big and stuff

[keirawantstocry]

hey do you ever

every fucking day. sigh. i need to write more dilf pacbo

[anna-scribbles]

emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

more:

[autistme]

I FUCKING KNEW AMD WAS TO BLAME

[geluckgk]

Bad : I think one of the cathedral tower is shorter than the other Foolish : Yeah I saw that tweet, you nimbecile Bad : I'm not gonna fix it Foolish : Please fix it Bad : I'm going to leave it like that Foolish : Please fix it Bad : No [laugh] It's gonna bother so many people Foolish : I'm gonna fix it Bad : That's crazy. You're not allowed to fix it Foolish : I'm gonna fix your broken build Bad : If you fix it, I'll fix you Foolish : I don't even know what that means so don't touch me

[n0ahsferatu]

pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)

[sakasakiii]

morning routines ft. the firstborn sons and their parents (who turned out WAY more lovey dovey than i intended omg)... i was inspired by this cute art from @/Worvies on twitter and decided to use it as a chance to draw how locked in i think they'd be when it comes to getting ready in the morning HAHAHA

in terms of who wakes up earliest to latest i think it'd go: fingolfin -> finrod -> nerdanel -> earwen -> feanor -> maedhros -> anaire -> fingon -> finarfin !!! i also never thought abt it before but. elves with makeup!!! i wonder what the various trends in valinor would be and how long theyd last....

[charmwasjess]

Lightsaber Theory: Obi-Wan "Sith Lords are Our Specialty" Kenobi consistently loses duels to Dooku not for any reason of technical form mismatch or lack of ability, but because Dooku is not even pretending to try to kill him. Resultantly, Obi-Wan can’t figure out what the fuck is going on when they fight. 

Obi-Wan: (preparing to defend an expected lethal strike) You’ll answer for your enormities, Count!

Dooku: (giving him the lightest love tap on the leg) Don’t be so sure, my special good lineage baby boy, so perfect in my eyes. 

Obi-Wan: …What?

Dooku: What?

Which Dooku and Obi-Wan proud lineage moment is even the most unhinged? There are so many to choose from! Is it Dooku’s frequent inability, both in AotC and TCW, to keep from spontaneously gushing about Sidious’s plans and even his own dark secrets to Obi-Wan?? Is it the time in Labyrinth of Evil where Dooku drags a long-suffering, bored Grievous over to watch a holorecording of Anakin and Obi-Wan thwarting his plans yet again, to point out how beautifully they’re working together as a team and how much he likes watching their lightsaber work evolve? Is it in the recent Brotherhood novel, where Obi-Wan just has to casually namedrop Qui-Gon to get Dooku to do exactly what he wants?

Obi-Wan is a big problem for Sidious in his mission to destabilize and corrupt Anakin, and Sidious knows it. He needs him out of the picture to do the same isolating, evil bullshit that worked so well when ensnaring Dooku himself. But the war has been going on for years now, and guess who remains inconveniently alive? And whose job was that to take care of? Oh yeah. I remember. His useless, Padawan assassin-collecting apprentice: fucking Count Dooku. By the time of RotS, Sidious has specifically ordered Dooku to make fucking sure Obi-Wan is dead only for him to completely ignore the command about a half-dozen times.

Going by the Stover RotS novelization, in the same scene where Dooku also literally refers to Obi-Wan as his fucking grandson actually, add that to our earlier list, Sidious reiterates that KILL OBI-WAN is the plan (over the sound of Dooku’s loud complaining) moments before that final duel.  I kind of wish we’d gotten a shot of Sidious's incredulous, enraged expression as Dooku knocks Obi-Wan unconscious and pins him safely out of the way. He is, once again, going out of his way to not kill Obi-Wan in that duel, and this time directly disobeying his Master to his face after they just had a conversation about it. You just know exactly what Sidious must be thinking at that moment. Oh, Dooku. You are so fucking fired.

[hilacopter]

I think one of the major reasons the goyische left is falling fast down the Jew-hate rabbit hole recently is that they know antisemitism is bad, but not the how and why besides Discrimination Is Bad And Also The Holocaust Happened. Unlike with other minorities who's history and culture they actually give a shit about, they've never really bothered with learning ours. They don't know the history of pogroms, they don't know the timeless pattern of Jews being the scapegoat, they don't know of Jewish history in the levant and the middle east, they just don't know their shit when it comes to us since let's face it, we've never mattered as much to them as other minorities. And that's how we get a new wave of antisemitism, tropes and conspiracies galore, but with a progressive coat of paint. Replace Jews and Judaism woth a couple of buzzwords and you're fine! Because what is antisemitism? It's hating Jews, there couldn't possibly be more to it. You don't hate Jews on a conscious level, do you? Then you're not antisemitic, congratulations! Actually bothering to learn our history and culture would hit them with the hard truth that antisemitism doesn't just come out of nowhere in the 1930s and it isn't just nazi germany or the white supremacist who lives down the street, but rather the most timeless, subconscious and insidious form of bigotry that no one, no one is immune to.

[catcze]

Sylus would definitely be into body worship and pressing reverent kisses over every inch of skin that you allow, taking hours upon hours to lave affection on your skin and feel the warmth of your body. He’d keep one hand in yours as he does it, while the other caresses and strokes your skin adoringly, his touch as light as a feather, almost ticklish. The callouses on his fingers trail on your body with each squeeze, each touch, marveling at how perfect you feel under him.

Hours would be spent with him on his knees, his lips pressed against the plush of your skin, fervent in how he wants to make it known how he absolutely adores you— adores every inch of your skin, adores every facet of your person.

Any markings, like scars, tattoos, or the like are not exempt from his affections. If anything, he pays extra attention to them, to these unique things on your skin that make you you, that hold stories from points of your life —good and bad as they may be. He kisses these parts of you as he meets your gaze through his lashes, and the only word you can think to describe him is lovestruck.

[thattheater-kid]

You know what’s wild about being a fictive? Missing your old life even though it was shitty because it’s a shittiness you were used to. The life you’re living now is a new kind of shitty that feels unpleasant in a different way.

[sergle]

When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.

[lunar-alden]

If the last thing I hear before I die is Sylus’ morning voice, I’ll die happy 😮‍💨