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truly no one else is doing it like veep
#i literally#GUFFAWED#every insult on this show#every jab#is INSANE#UNHINGED#and utterly spot on#it’s so ruthless 😭😭😭#and you can tell the actors had so much fun#and i love it 😋😋😋#veep#you can tell the writers had so much fun#!#tw suicide#jonah ryan#dan egan#gary walsh#🫵😦
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good morning sifloop nation
#loop is so fucking hard to draw bc I can never tell how I can center the face on their cookie cutter as head#its literally just a pair of eyes and yet it fucks with me every time 😭#idk what came over me bc suddenly im imagining these two freaks in the funniest scenarios for my own pleasure#im not even halfway thru the game yet im still on act 2 bc I havent been able to play it in a while#genuinely though I am curious as to how ppl would go about describing how u would kiss loop. this isnt even a jab at anyone#in fact I admire whoever pushed their imagination to the limits to find a way to make loop kissable in ways science cannot explain#and other fun activities#I think itd be funny for them to do 7 minutes in heaven bc normally 2 ppl go in to smooch or whatever in the closet#in their case two of them go in but only one of them comes out alive. bc theyre like that#are they fighting or are they fucking. the answer is up to you#sifloop#myart#my art#in stars and time#isat#isat fanart#isat loop#isat Siffrin#Siffrin#loop#doodles#shitpost
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My only Morro predictions
Secret third option: he just doesn't show up at all. The leaks were wrong, everyone was wrong, he's not even in the script notes, mass deception.
Awful hand writing transcriben under the cut:
1. Hey guys, MORRO here to show you how even good, or the people we look up to make mistakes BUT ALSO to remind you that the mistakes of the student aren't also the master's and that relationships between LEGOTM are complicated .
2. So glad we are on good terms after that one special everyone watched anyways I'm here to bully this stinky loser teacher Mcvisions into an accurately depicted panic attack bcz hes stupid dum dum and even HE couldn't break the cycle
#ninjago#the everyone jab is directed at me i have not watched day of the departed#i do not know why#every year halloween comes up i say ill do#i dont#its been four years#atp im just assuming whatever he did was so funny it made everyone like him again or smth idk#how do you think he will react to Wu being uhhhh “departed”#ninjago morro#morro wu#morro#berry art#ig#took like five minutes#ninjago spoilers#i guess....?#ninjago leaks#i need more people to makr noise about him#or something#maybe is becahse ive been busy but i need to know Morro nation is not dead as well you cannot become him please#this will get....#2 likes
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just came home from a long ass shift, collapsed face first into bed, n audibly said to myself oh I'm gonna enjoy the fuck outta this. n just meant like. getting to go to sleep. anyways. Darry Curtis.
#that man gets so excited abiut going to bed#it hits 9 n hes like oh BOY oh MAN i am gonna LOVE THIS#n its just 8 hrs of sleep#hes like see ya boys!!#n theyre all looking at him like 🤨#darry its 830#but he gets up before 6 every mornibg so he gets a pass#BARELY#he falls asleep in front of the tv n pony keeps jabbing him in the ribs to wake him up#let that man rest#please#the outsiders#darry curtis#ponyboy curtis
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you know when you're holding a snake but they wanna GO so they keep worming forward but you keep replacing your hands along the length so now you're both on a conveyor belt to nowhere
#unfortunately zizz jabbed me in the ribs like HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU DREW GIANT SNEKUMO?#and i said no but before i slept that night i had to draw a big snekumo#so here we are again. in Easily Influenced Land.#i find the snake trying to escape grasp thing pretty amusing#like... is the snake REALLY terrified? wouldn't they be able to slither out of our grasp quite easily if they wanted?#or are they just curious and they wanna explore?#because every time i see a handler with the snake doing the infinity belt#doesn't seem like the snake's truly committed to escaping#like... they're kinda not about it but they're more annoyed than anything#i like to think that because i don't want to imagine Human Hands as SO powerful that they can subdue a fleeing snake#by just. switch hand#that's an unfairly big advantage humans have over scared snakes if that's the case LOL#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival yakumo#yakuya
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Tonight I found baby girl doing something probably no snarent ever expects to find- wearing makeup.
For her first try putting on winged eyeliner all by herself she did a pretty dang good job.
Especially considering she doesn't have eye liner or hands.
She knows she's a diva!
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Bonus video of me embarrassing her:
#hognoses#hognose#snakes#pets#snake#scoria#scoria rose#it was something that came in her moss#it isn't hurting her or jabbing her in the eye#snakes have a clear scale that protects their eyes#and I removed it after the video just to be 100% sure it wasn't causing any issues#she gets annoyed when I fuss over her and the things on her face#but it's incredibly important I check her over every handling session#because I am the only one who can get her care if she does have an injury#and if something is unusual it's important to be 100% sure it really is a bit of plant matter from moss#and not some weird bug leech thing that snuck in#or a scab from an injury rubbing on something in the enclosure I didn't realize was dangerous or broke#or things I can't even predict#Caring for snakes is so much like caring for toddlers#toddlers are more dangerous though#they can bite!#hard!#Youtube
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Spurrier sees a sign language interpreter signing and freaks out.
"no- it- it can't be!"
Spurrier runs away and bumps into a CODA also signing.
"it's. it's impossible! No!"
I walk into Spurrier, with my phone out. "Hey man how's it going. Aw hold up I gotta practice ASL to keep up my Lingvano streak can you wait a bit."
Spurrier sweats. "This has to be a dream. Able-bodied people signing?? It can't be REAL!!"
#ramblings#one last spurrier joke jab let me have it. this is what restorative justice looks like fellas#every time he sees an able bodied person signing he thinks he's in another level of an inception dream
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Watching the Hamrat stream and why is Scott being such a dick to Catpo rn I'm dying
Quotes under the cut for funsies
"No you see I get that because I seen Apo having a fun time and I also had the urge to punch him."
"I'm so glad that you don't like me having fun. I'm glad you hate my existence."
"Yeah. I'm so glad you could read between the lines, I thought I wasn't being obvious enough. Whew. I was really worried I was too subtle."
"If I could put you in a hole and then cover you with dirt and let you suffocate, I would."
"See, the issue is, I don't think you're strong enough to dig a big enough hole, or to put me into the hole."
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"Ohh, okay I thought you were just like- poor."
"No. I'm sorry, but out of the both of us, looking at who's dressed in what, I don't think I'd be the one who people look at and think is poor."
"Excuse me, I have a broken key."
"That's not the only thing that's broken about you though, is it?"
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THE WHOLE POTION SEQUENCE
"The issue is, Apo, you should try to outwit someone on the same level as you."
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Not Scott but honorary funny mention
"Who is this???"
"This is Ethan."
"WHO IS ETHAN??"
#bro woke up and chose violence#i love him sm hes such a guy#Scott antagonizing Catpo and then offering him a chicken sandwich only to almost immediately go back to taking jabs at him is great#Apo loves playing their pathetic little guy characters#every apo character is such wet cat energy#rats smp#rats in paris#scott smajor#apokuna#this isnt rats related but i saw a post a while ago and yes Scott is so the sin of pride#tubbo is killing me i need to watch his pov what is going on over there#spongebob on crack cocaine
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I wonder if polaris could flip Davy Jones into a good father
#paranatural#this is a jab at people using polaris for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THEORY. please think of the timeline. thanx ♡#pnat posting#tag
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My Purple!Rook relaying everything Solas tells them to the group
#dragon age#datv#datv spoilers#dragon age veilguard#rook#da4#rook mercar#solas#you bet she’s pissing him off at every turn#verbal jabs more like verbal stabs#dragon age veilguard spoilers
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the intimacy of Deku just sitting behind Bakugo in class…
#I could write a NOVEL about this#SO I WILL#it’s such a ‘so close yet so far’ thing like???#and the calm existence between the two#having to be quiet—to pass test papers back between one another—#every shift or sigh or stretch or yawn catching Deku’s attention#and the same for Bakugo’s Professional Eavesdropper ears#ALSO#the imagery of Deku always following behind Bakugo being threaded through something as mundane as class#Deku being seated behind Bakugo is like a funny jab at another annoyance Bakugo has to endure#but it turns into a glaringly obvious thing he would miss if it changed (AND IT DID WHEN DEKU RAN AWAY)#and in a story where tiny details are carefully chosen by the author SURE everyone else’s seats might be randomized#but not bkdk’s#Deku has the cliche anime protagonist desk position AND BAKUGO IS RIGHT IN FRONT IF HIM?#not off to the side or a row over—RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM???#this just reiterates Bakugo as the deuteragonist too#ALSO ALSO it just scratches an itch in my brain#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#dekubaku#:’)
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sometimes doing art is a random person coming by u and winking at u and u absolutely do not know what they're doing that about at all. and sometimes they tell u and ur like that's so beautiful that u've found that in my art but I didnt put it in there
#not art#just externalizing some thoughts so I have bandwidth to do things tonite this is not a jab at anyone#one of my deep anxieties abt my art n stories is someone might pick up#something I dont mean to put in there. and then theyll keep coming to me to ask for that thing that I never intended to provide#this is a completely baseless and paranoid anxiety like irl if that happens what I do is I tell them to fuck off lmao#like what's the repercussion there for me? close to nil. people ask things of anyone every day#and they get turned down every day literally nothing apocalyptic abt it. I just have had a few moments of like#oh at a certain level I will be misconstrued and recontextualized. bc where I come from is foreign to a chunk of my audience#this is a reason why I ask people to not edit my art directly#or. yknow. that if you do that then have the courtesy to not show me#but also on a lighter note it is especially funny when someone does this at me abt shipping#like esteemed guest mine. rest assured if I intend something you'll Know#I'm not known for my subtlety lmao
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I'm a natural Geet, born in an Anshuman-era. Adityas don't even exist atp 😭😭😭
#Anshumans are EVERYWHERE#Somebody find me an Aditya#Jab we met#Girl talk#desi teen#desi tumblr#desi life#desiblr#desi shit posting#desi girl#bollywood#geet dhillon#aditya kashyap#Romcoms#Every Desi girl will relate#desi eldest daughter
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harringrove one inch height difference you mean the world to me
#harringrove one inch height different has had my back through it all#so important to me whatever#steve makes a jab about billy’s height or billy has to tilt his head up a little for a kiss oh i will cheer and clap every time
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day one of working with cishet dad coworker who makes tranny jokes complete everyone give me goodies and pet my head im the bravest hero of them all
#my twisted mind#and i only had a little bit of a panic attack#or something idk what it was but i was doin bad for that first like. hour#idk how he feels abt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and its mqaking me insane i miss my autistic manager LOL#he also thinks guys in dresses are pretty funny but i feel like if i told him abt gender stuff hed just say okay and move on#but theres no fucking way this guy would be normal about me#ive been going crazy at work a little since when did every man you meet make at least one jab at “guys in dresses”#agwa
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Genuinely extremely annoying to be living in both the “um autism is a serious disorder and everyone who talks about having it on tik tok is faking for attention” era and the “if you ever say being autistic impacts your life in any kind of way I’m going to laugh at you and say you can’t do anything” era
#like okay what is it is it serious or not bc now I’m confused???#personal#it’s wild how casual ableism is making a come back not even just very noticeable stuff like the r slur every other joke on twitter#seems to be a jab at autistic people (usually autistic children)
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