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[dokani]

truly no one else is doing it like veep

[dokani]

me if the facetune perc was illegal

[bookskiver]

[4townglazer]

why is he so leng bro 😻😻

[theleechyskrunkly]

I saw angry cat I become angry cat

It’s cult time

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🖐️ 🌝 🤌

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Forget cats my skull is being burnt off (I'm at the salon)

[satellite-starss]

BITESUBITESUBITESUBITESU

[jellicle-song-and-jellicle-dance]

The best part of learning a second language is how rewarding it feels to finally be able to use it. Like, when I first started learning German, I sincerely thought I wouldn’t ever become good enough to read or speak it. But now I can do both. And sure, I have an accent when I speak it and sometimes I need to translate some words when I’m reading a comment or something. But I’ve definitely improved since I started learning it a year ago. I was watching this video of this guy who was talking about his journey with learning German (which he did completely in German) and I remember thinking “Wow, I’ll never get to that level of proficiency.” But then I watched the same video a couple weeks ago and I could understand a good amount of what he was saying! Sure I have room for improvement (as everyone does when it comes to language learning lol) but idk I’m just really proud of myself is all :D

[maxverstappentv]

[jkpng]

made a new meme for our collection

[dokani]

THIS IS INSANE HEEEELP

[theleechyskrunkly]

Links when 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

thanks guys

[theleechyskrunkly]

If your wondering why I’m taking so long with my GENSHIN player ID, it’s because I haven’t played in ages and needed to go through the whole story again and forgot how to do a lot of shit.

G R I N D I N G M O D E

LMAO I haven't played in a while either and I literally only have a single 5 star

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[lonniemachin]

[deviousdayz]

Every like 9 or 10 episodes of the early seasons of svu is violently transphobic it’s insane 😭

[chrollogy]

me after writing every single thought that came into mind while reading 😎

THE MANEATER CHAPTER FIVE: yummy

masterlist

divider credits to roseraris

She likes Kuroo.

She likes his crooked grin and the way he smells like tobacco and vanilla. She likes how he leans in when he talks to her and she likes how he takes the cigarette from between her lips to inhale it on his own and she likes how he stayed after all his friends left just to talk to her.

She has her hands hooked around the back of his neck, and he tastes like the burn of vodka. Her back is pressed against the brick exterior of the club, and the smell of the overflowing dumpster and hidden alley-puke is mixing unpleasantly with his cologne. She pulls away, and looks up at him with wide eyes. "Wanna go back to my place?"

Kuroo grins, catlike and wide. And he opens his mouth to respond, but what she hears is not his rough, low voice, but something much more annoying.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

It makes them break apart, the way Iwaizumi's voice echoes between the brick alley. Kuroo steps back, as if he's been caught doing something he shouldn't.

She rolls her eyes, and crosses her arms over her chest as Iwaziumi approaches. "Fuck off, protein powder."

Iwaizumi stops just a few feet away, flicking at the end of his lighter. He takes his time getting the end of his cigarette lit, and once he does, he takes a deep, slow inhale. Smoke billows in the air above him. "You're not going home with her."

Her eyes narrow dangerously. "Can you walk into traffic? I'm so serious."

He ignores her. "Don't take advantage of drunk girls," he says plainly, his gaze fixed on Kuroo.

She doesn't look over at Kuroo. Her cheeks burn and she can't stand to see his reaction. "I'm not drunk," she asserts through clenched teeth. And she's not. Not anymore than usual, at least. She's pretty sure Kiyoko started watering her drinks down hours ago.

"You look pretty trashed to me," Iwaizumi says, gesturing towards her with his cigarette. "You're swaying on your feet."

Her jaw clenches, and she's about to lunge at him when there's a hand on her shoulder. Kuroo looks down at her apologetically, like he's committed some sort of grave transgression. "Sorry, I didn't realize you had that much to drink," he tells her lowly, and she can do nothing but gape. "I'll walk you home, make sure you get back safe."

"No need," Iwaizumi interjects, "I got her."

Kuroo looks back down at her, trying to silently confirm if this is okay with her. And the thought of walking back to her apartment with Kuroo after this is almost too uncomfortable for her to even imagine. "Yeah, it's fine don't worry about it. I'll see you later."

Kuroo gives her one last nod. "Yeah, alright. See ya."

She watches, mourning the night she was going to have, as Kuroo rounds on his heel, and disappears behind the staff-only door. And once that door closes behind him, she fixes her attention on Iwaizumi, rage coming off of her in waves. "What the fuck are you doing?"

Iwaizumi looks unbothered. If anything, he almost looks pleased with himself. He gives her an easy shrug. "My job."

She takes an unsteady step towards him. "I'm sorry, were you like, sent here by some business competitor to try and like drive me to insanity, or something? Because if so, that's not going to work. I'm just going to end up killing you."

"Yeah, I'm really shaking in my boots."

She swears she can almost see red. "Sorry, but like what exactly is your deal? Are you like some weird incel trying to make the rest of the world suffer because no one in their right mind would ever want to sleep with you? Like, can you tell me? I'm genuinely confused. What is actually wrong with you? Do you have like, brain damage? Were you unloved as a child? Why are you like this, like actually?”

Iwaizumi flicks ash off the tip of his cigarette. "Are you done throwing your little fit yet, brat? I wanna go home."

"Go home then! I definitely don't want you here."

He drops the cigarette to the ground and stomps it out with his heel. "Gotta walk you back to yours first, remember? You're trashed."

She throws her hands up in frustration, unable to stop the groan that escapes her. "God, you're so fucking annoying!"

extras!

iwaizumi accompanied yn on her walk home; he rode his skateboard slowly beside her as she was speed walking on the sidewalk with her arms crossed the whole time wearing her giant platform boots

she was throwing insults at him the whole time and he was throwing them right back

akaashi does NOT make breakfast for the whole apartment when bokuto sleeps over, he makes it for bokuto and everyone else just helps themselves

so akaashi just started making extra for breakfast

everyone in the yn apartment (+bokuto) ate breakfast together and listened to yn retell the story of iwaizumi interrupting her and kuroo from the night before

bokuto was like "do you want me to give you kuroo's number so u can try to go out with him later" but yn was like "no im over it the moment's over"

bokuto and omi think that iwa was probably just fucking with her to piss her off

akaashi thinks that iwa wants her bad

kiyoko thinks he was just tying to do his job “so please stop making him try to quit yn”

yn is 1000% friends with the yn from @nectardaddy's hot to go! they talk all the time and below is the proof:

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