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She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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oh ok

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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I have chronic anemia but I don’t notice when it gets bad, I’m just like “I feel vulnerable and cold and tired and I bruise easily. Because of my poet’s temperament.”

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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hi gay

hi whore

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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It is extremely sad that there are people out there who are using an AI girlfriend tool who also crushes their dreams and aspirations.