#Scott antagonizing Catpo and then offering him a chicken sandwich only to almost immediately go back to taking jabs at him is great

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Watching the Hamrat stream and why is Scott being such a dick to Catpo rn I'm dying

Quotes under the cut for funsies

"No you see I get that because I seen Apo having a fun time and I also had the urge to punch him."

"I'm so glad that you don't like me having fun. I'm glad you hate my existence."

"Yeah. I'm so glad you could read between the lines, I thought I wasn't being obvious enough. Whew. I was really worried I was too subtle."

"If I could put you in a hole and then cover you with dirt and let you suffocate, I would."

"See, the issue is, I don't think you're strong enough to dig a big enough hole, or to put me into the hole."

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"Ohh, okay I thought you were just like- poor."

"No. I'm sorry, but out of the both of us, looking at who's dressed in what, I don't think I'd be the one who people look at and think is poor."

"Excuse me, I have a broken key."

"That's not the only thing that's broken about you though, is it?"

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THE WHOLE POTION SEQUENCE

"The issue is, Apo, you should try to outwit someone on the same level as you."

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Not Scott but honorary funny mention

"Who is this???"

"This is Ethan."

"WHO IS ETHAN??"