#and they get turned down every day literally nothing apocalyptic abt it. I just have had a few moments of like

[bacchuschucklefuck]

sometimes doing art is a random person coming by u and winking at u and u absolutely do not know what they're doing that about at all. and sometimes they tell u and ur like that's so beautiful that u've found that in my art but I didnt put it in there

[akegatacchi]

Sense8 AU!aftg

In the honor of absolutlynothing I’ve decided to put out there one of the many au I have on my phone and archive it there

Big shout out to @a-m-peengoo and @bluesuederose for participating in this mess with genius lines and always be there to bear my 36 ideas per hour. We did a masterpiece girls.

Here we go it’s gonna be long

The cluster:

Kevin: Nomi. He’s just a fuckin hacker who’s running away from his family (riko). When he’s bored, he spends nights crashing the Pentagon system for fun, and makes every screen in the White House play Best Exy Actions Compilation (the longest and hardest part is choosing one compilation to play).

Dan: Will. One of them have to keep them under control. Plus, Dan with a gun i can’t even-

Matt: Riley. Soft, blue strand of hair, a heart of gold, maternal. As a DJ. Yes. SO SOFT (he still knows how to box)

Allison: Capheus. Listen. Imagine Allison in high heels, skin tight leather pants, driving a bus. Also, a F1 pilot champion who can drive anything (even if it’s the first time)

Andrew: Wolfgang. Duh. Do I need to explain myself. Just think abt him saying “This is Berlin. Those are my people. And we go to our knees for no one”.Boy he does NOT like this situation, at all. Will keep the others out with sheer willpower and no blockers. The cluster’s deadliest weapon. PLUS HELLO???? ANDREW IN A PASTEL PINK BOMBER SHOOTING ON A HELICOPTER WITH A BAZOOKA????

Aaron: Felix? Sorta? not a senseate but a great doctor. Senses bullshit and when someone is in Andrew’s body real quick  (Andrew: says more than 2 sentences and is pleasant. Aaron:.....who’s that bitch where is my brother) . Later helps to manufacture blockers.

Neil: Kala. A pharmacist that uses his skill for arson and may or may not be running away from mafia/family matter and currently hiding in India. Him saying “Bring it, bitch” to Riko is my sexuality and Andrew’s. Can create explosives from a Fanta can and spices I mean it’s already canon in aftg. (plus andreil would work even better bc technically Neil can’t even touch Andrew for real)

Nicky: Lito. The drama, the sass. Also the scene where he discovers the Twinyard in Germany are his cousins would be hilarious. The scene where Lito seduces the nurse but with Nicky (“engaging into heterosexual activity? me????”) or the scene where Lito screams in the museum but with Nicky

Erik as Hernando. That’s it that’s the post.

Renee: Sun. I mean, a korean fighter lady in prison trying to be a better person and had a silent bffs relationship with a german gangster? Come on. Also. Allison in a bus and Renee doing art martials stuff. 

Riko: whispers i guess he can eat Allison’s high heels

Now the ~scenes~ (it’s just shitposting):

Aaron, on the verge on several break downs: wait so you have like … DJ Blue Matt and F1 pilot Allison Reynolds in your head? since when? ANDREW SINCE WHE-

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Neil: what’s a better use of a multiple thousands dollars education than precise arson?????

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Aaron: why does your boyfriend always end up burning things up?

Andrew: he lits up my heart as well

Aaron: FOR FUCK SAKE

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Kevin, shocked and betrayed: is there a better sport than exy?

Aaron and Allison: YEAH A REALLY GOOD CAR RACE

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Allison: you’re - you’re like the spirit of Lucy Liu. In Charlie’s Angels. I watch it once a day. Renee:.....that’s sweet actually :) 

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Neil: does a molotov cocktail

Matt: I tHoUgHt yOu wErE a PhArMaCiSt

Neil: Yes? That’s PHYSICS

Matt: no that’s ARSON NEIL

Alternative:

Kevin: breaks into the Pentagon virtually

Neil: breaks into the Pentagon physically

Matt, again: i thought you were a PHARMACIST!!!! Neil: Yes I am??? That’s irrelevant

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A senseate sibling, escaping, grabbing a vehicle at random: someone knows how to drive that?

Allison, in stilettos : no, but I sure will soon

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Just Allison driving Renee around to fight people

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Everytime someone mocks a senseate sibling Neil or Nicky shows up to roast them. Sometimes they do it both at the same time. It’s apocalyptic. The sass. The drama. 

They can also bullshit their way out of any situation. Neil is such a smooth liar and Nicky is just ridiculous. The FBI agent charged to arrest them somehow ends up crying abt childhood trauma while hugging a teddy bear.

Neil, caught in the act of making a string of explosives by the FBI guy: uuuuuuh….Nicky?

Nicky, currently dealing with a white mom in retail: somehow convince the FBI to buy christmas lights

(Yes Nicky works in retail bc his family cut ties with him but he hopes to be an actor.ON BROADWAY)

(From retail to actor to cluster negotiator real quick)

A  fuckin moron to Allison: a hottie like you driving a bus? what is this, hooker on wheels?

Neil: please let me have this one

Allison: seats back and enjoys Neil roasting him

Nicky: brings the popcorn

Nicky, to the FBI guy: You can’t arrest me Daryl I’m your long lost little brother

The FBI guy, a white man: My name is not Daryl Neil: THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE

The FBI guy, texting Neil (don’t ask): I guess I’m still in love with my ex

Nicky: aaaaaw we have to help this sweetheart

Neil: do you want me to burn his current boyfriend’s car, buddy?

(Nicky: DON’T REMIND HIM THAT HE’S SUPPOSED TO ARREST US)

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A fuckin homophobe: ready to get your ass kicked, faggot?

Andrew: appears through Nicky

Nicky, smiling: fuck yeah, baby 

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Andrew, between two bazooka shot, to Neil:  we’re nothing

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Nicky, through Andrew, all cheery: Hi!!!! :D

(Aaron jumps like a scared cat)

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Andrew: ready to kill ppl for mafia business

All the senseate siblings in the back minus Renee, eating popcorn and enjoying the show: Kick ass, Drew!

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Andrew, on the hospital bed: has an emotional moment with Aaron

Aaron: sir or ma'am, idk who you are but it’s family only, I will ask you, as his doctor, to leave my brother’s body

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Aaron: Andrew is2g if you’re making psychic love to that fuckin red hair rn i will-

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Andrew each time a senseate is hurt: Aaron it’s for you

(Just Aaron doing med tutorials for a whole cluster while Andrew repeats it with a bored tone to everyone)

(Aaron, sighs: it is Neil again? Just let him bleed for a few minutes)

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Neil, making bomb with kitchen stuff: If it means losing you then no

Andrew, falling in love: oh

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Bad guy: You have no weapon, blondie!

Allison, with Renee and Dan behind her: Think again, sweetheart

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They made a little “honorary cluster member” badge to Aaron (he does not cry STFU NEIL)

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Dan and Neil both knows by heart the laws of different countries…..for very different reasons.

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Luther: humiliates Nicky once again

Renee: calmly breaks his hand at dinner while smiling like an angel, all the while stopping Andrew from killing him with the other hand

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Neil, a pharmacist: blowing shit up and arson

Aaron, a doctor, watching him: yk what hold my beer I know several ways to stop a man’s heart

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The whole “You don’t know how to use a gun” “No, but you do” with andreil or matt and dan

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Just Drew and Renee kicking some mafia asses together as buddies

(While Neil blows some shit up in the background and Allison/Nicky cheer)

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Matt has the perfect ear too

Him and Kevin are the remote operation/communication team but one day all the fighters/criminals of the cluster are busy so they both start to fight as well and fuck they are good at it

Nicky: I expected this from Biceps Matt but Kevin??? You can land a kick like that???

Kevin, outraged: I WENT TO THE EXY OLYMPICS WHEN I WAS 16

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Speaking of Kevin, they all call him “nerd” or “einstein”

Allison: so the nerd can fight uh

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Aaron, counting down on his fingers: so you have F1 Pilot Superstar Allison Reynolds, former gold medalist and tech genius Kevin Day, a human diapason, a multilingual arsonist, World no.1 Taekwondo Champion Renee Walker, a cop, an actor…..what are you there for??

Andrew, literally a mafia king:....ice cream and crime?

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Neil to Andrew, after the whole debacle with his father is out: You did know there were mafia out of Germany too, right?

Andrew: I can’t even have that for myself fuck this family

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Dan, every time before each “mission”: okay guys I know we need to do it but I’d like to remind ALL of you *looks pointly at Neil and Andrew* it’s STILL illegal and morally dubious

Neil: …….like I said to Nicky, irrelevant *without missing a beat blows up the entire building and puts on stolen Gucci shades*

Alternative:

Neil: ok saint theresa why were you the one to suggest we explode Riko’s brain off then

Dan: ...don’t turn the conversation around me it’s about you

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Allison “guess we’re detourning a place next” Reynolds and Kevin “It’s not that hard to pilot” Day

(Kevin: But why are you on a plane to Russia? I thought you were in India last time?

Neil:....don’t ask)

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Aaron to Andrew, where they are trapped and betrayed: your boyfriend wouldn’t happen to know how to poison a whole room with gaz?

Neil: I was born for this moment

(Andrew: just bc you’re my brother doesn’t mean you have the right to dirty talk my boyfriend)

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Andrew: be gay, do crime and eat ice cream

Nicky: AND BLOW NEIL’S D-

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(before they know abt Neil’s past, when Andrew is angsty bc he caught feelings)

Andrew: You  shouldn’t get close to me, it’s dangerous, i’m mafia

Neil: oh haven’t you heard-

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Jeremy, bouncing out of nowhere: Hey Kev ! Love how you BI-nary code ahah have you heard of the ARCHIPELAGO 

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Neil, sipping tea: so my father is the Butcher

Matt:  okokokok coolcoolcoolcool yk what arson doesn’t sound like a bad idea after all

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(this one is not funny sorry) but Neil taking over each time someone is hurt bc he is used to deal with it

“Give the pain to me”

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Andrew and Aaron like to fuck around a lot with the whole sensate stuff (since only one of them is a sensate)

Bad guy: only one of you is a sensate, which one is it?

Twinyard, in a perfect and flat tone: try to guess

A bad guy is spying on Andrew and waiting to kill him in Germany, via a cam, thinking he’s safe BUT SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER it was aaron dressed as Andrew in a mafia meeting and now you have to deal with a 5 feet tall mafia boy

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For real tho they are a little protective of the normal doctor who heal them every time (yes even Neil but don’t tell him) so you bet something like that happens one day:

Aaron: comes home from work angry

Andrew, cleaning up blood or counting money: whassup shithead?

Aaron: There’s this older doctor he’s great and all but he’s a fuckin asshole to me he belittles me everyday bc i’m young and we lost a patient today bc he rathers humiliate me than let me save him 

Andrew, a dangerous glint in his eyes and a whole cluster behind him: oh?

Kevin, opens his computer and digs up dirt on him: give me a sec

Allison: I can roll over him with my truck

Neil: there is so many ways to mix two meds and kills him ON ACCIDENT

Dan: let’s see how he deals in prison

Nicky: oh this is going to be fun

Kevin, reciting facts like he’s reading a grocery list: so yeah he smuggles meds from the hospital so local drug dealers, illegally sells meds for himself on the black market, does tax evasion, is friend with a local senator and both of them are involved with minors….i have already several reservation at X hotel btw and cases of work harassment on nurses and interns, threats to others older doctors in serve, and OH. OH. We have a spanking kink on our hands too.

Every members of the cluster, turning to Nicky and Neil:....go wild

Nicky, giggling: not that’s it’s a shame when it’s consensual but not here so - let’s start with the spanking :D

Neil: Can I make him cry

No violence is used but the doctor is found on the floor drowning in his own tears after a few minutes and after an hour he’s resigned and leaving the country

Andrew was dressed as Aaron for that (that being: smuggling Neil and Nicky into the hospital to meet the doctor through him)  and sends him a selfie of a 5 feet surgeon and the man crying on the floor 

It’s their best memory as a family (Aaron hates Neil a little less after that)

Neil to Nicky: why did you stop me from pushing towards suicide??? He’s gonna do that in another country

(Kevin: no if I can help it)

Nicky: bc we don’t do that to people!

Neil, Andrew, Aaron, Allison:...........right

Neil: killing even indirectly is no good but destroying their life and humiliating them publically is good?

Nicky: YES!

Matt and Dan: WAIT NO

(Allison: don’t brother Neil you’ll just hurt your head)

(Neil, close to tears: but...but...but arson?? Andrew, with knives out: alright fuckers who broke his heart?)

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Matt and Dan bc they’re fuckin weak to Neil: ITS OK BUDDY ARSON IS GOOD

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I have to end on this note:

Storyline wise, Neil would have make the perfect Wolfgang too….if Wolfgang was a twink.

[jvckscns-blog]

( MAX IRONS, 29, HE/HIM. ) ✘ oh, them? that’s just JACKSON PRESCOTT. i believe they’re working as an ELECTRICIAN at Life After, and have been with the compound HARDLY A DAY. you didn’t hear this from me but i hear they can be pretty CREDULOUS and IMPULSIVE. but their friends would beg to differ, saying they are MAGNANIMOUS and INNOVATIVE. i wouldn’t be so sure, though, i’ll just have to see for myself.

THE LIFE & TIMES OF JACK PRESCOTT

our little lad here was born middle child to an older brother and sister, and two younger sisters; twins. though they weren't living the easy-breezy lifestyle ( both parents working relentlessly to keep their family fed, clothed and sheltered ), they were all happy and thankful bc ~~hella cliche~~ they had each other.

when news first spread of the virus, jack was just at the cusp of his twelfth birthday. with there being quite an age difference between himself and his two older siblings, they had already flown the prescott coop to begin a new chapter of their lives, thus resulting in the family eventually losing contact with the older prescott sibs as the virus worsened, spreading rapidly. they were(are) presumably dead.

with the three remaining siblings in tow, his parents gathered them together with the family one house over, jack and his siblings having practically been raised alongside the kids next door. packing up what they could in the two family vans, they headed out on the road to nowhere in particular, frantically searching for a safe haven away from whatever the hell was happening around them.

fastforward several years and a fifteen year old jack was left travelling with only his mom, one of the twins, the father of the other family and their daughter - the others had been attacked and lost to the creatures the virus controlled. while the remaining lot of them had developed sensible survival tactics, they were growing desperate without a source of water or edible food. it seemed that it was only a matter of time before dehydration or starvation would turn them all, until they fortunately crossed paths with another, more established group.

his small group ran with this other group for the next few years to come, doing his part in making sure they continued to thrive as best as he could bc he honestly didn't have a clue as to how he could ever repay their kindness (since they lit saved his and his fam's lives) in any other way shape or form. it seemed all was as good as it possibly could be in an apocalyptic world, that is until he met her.

sam joined the larger group with a few people of her own, just as he had a few years ago, and jack (being the kindhearted fella he is) welcomed them with open arms. although he did what he could to help with the newcomers settling in, he obviously took a liking to sam immediately, despite her carefully guarded demeanor, and eventually managed to wiggle his way into her heart just as she had so unknowingly yet easily done.

the next six years were spent in (almost) total bliss. with disregards to the fact that the world as they knew it was coming to / had come to an end, jack hadn't felt such an overwhelming swell of happiness since he was a child. overcoming whatever obstacle was thrown at them always seemed possible with her by his side, a fiery purpose reflected in those brown irises of hers every time he locked gaze and he knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with this girl, however long that would be.

with the aid of their little community, a service was conducted, jack and sam bonded for life with promises that words could hardly translate with true justification from their beating hearts. he honestly believed nothing could separate the two of them, that his last dying breath would be released before he ever let anything or anyone divide them. he was foolish.

infected soon infiltrated their camp, demolishing their safe haven and causing the group to scatter. though jack had caught glimpse of her from afar, the few people surrounding him physically prevented jack from going after her, knowing all too well that there was no way he'd make it through the hoard, and so he ran with them. he lost sam that day.

he was an absolute wreck for days following the traumatic event, the few he'd escaped with all but carrying him from one place to the next, until one of them gave jack a good wake up call. he was needed here, now, with them. there was no going back in time to change what he could to take his wife to safety with him. another loved one lost, but he wouldn't dare let her be lost in vain. so he collected himself as best as he could if only to survive and to help others survive.

five years later, there were three from the community; jack and two others. exhausted, on edge, and barely eating enough to survive, they crossed paths with members from life after. the initial meeting was vigilant, the tension so thick it could be cut with a knife, but fortunately it ended with jack and his drifters being welcomed into this sensationally fully-functioning community where he's now just settling in.

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR

alright so personality wise, jack is a lil more roughened around the edges, given the crazy shit (but who isn't amiright lolol). HOWEVER he's still the generous, nurturing lil nerd he's always been, always looking for the good in ppl rather than the danger bc he believes in being humane above all else, especially since a lot of other ppl are just.....out for themselves u feel. he just wants to help ppl and he believes that if kindness is shown more than not, it will be more likely passed around and the goOD OF HUMANITY WILL THRIVE.

he's just a precious pup alright but more....dog now. like a golden retriever?? idfk he's a good dog until u take advantage of his kindness or fuck with his loved ones, then he gets ugly .. BUT LET ME BE CLEAR HERE: that rarely ever happens bc ~~again like a broken record~~ he believes in being good and all that sap.

he's a super workaholic too bc 1) helping others 4ever and 2) keeping himself busy is A+ since he doesn't like and/or want to think abt all the fucked up shit that's gone down. i mean if nobody reminds him to take breaks otherwise, this guy will literally (maybe not so literally) work his hands to the bone if he doesn't pass out from exhaustion first.

BEHIND THE MASK

now onto the part ik y'all have been waitin for.... B) lmao jkjk but heLO i'm cait in the land of mst and i'm SUPER FCKIN STOKED to be here ?? i just can't believe i was so lucky to stumble up on this work of gold and snag a hella wc so, uh, yah!! idk how to end this sdjohfuidgsd but if anyone would like to plot a few things out with my guy here, that would b swell! he's just newly arrived to life after like lit....hasn't even been around a full day yet so i mean we could 100% just go with the flow of things but if there's anything specific u wanna plot out, lemme know my pals xo