#even if you do this probably isnt you
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at this point you can only impress me, because i swear it is IMPOSSIBLE to underestimate you. the bar was ON THE GROUND, and you brought a fucking SHOVEL.
"no you"
I DONT FUCKING CARE. YOUR ROAST SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLIMENT. I LITERALLY EXPECTED NOTHING AND YET I AM STILL DISAPPOINTED.
YOU HAVE TWO DAMN BRAINCELLS, AND BOTH ARE FIGHTING FOR THIRD PLACE.
#safari is the best browser#safari posts#you know who you are.#sleep with one eye open.#i will find you.#lowkey proud of this roast idk where my inspo came from but <3#anyways this is very directed at one person who I KNOW will see this#not just all of my followers#you guys are cool#except for this person#who knows me irl#so unless you know me irl this isnt you#even if you do this probably isnt you#trust me you will KNOW if its you
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women really do need better class consciousness.
before you are religious, before you are a citizen of your nation, before you are anything else; you are a woman. your identity is complex but womahood is one of its first pillars. and womanhood is so important because so strictly tied, during her whole existence, to her implications: the ability to reproduce and the relative independence (ie: not having to desperately find another mate to pass on your genes + developing a physiological selectiveness) coming from it. female objectification, sex work, misogyny, female modesty, FGM, everything that hurts women stems from it. males want to control women sexuality because of it. it is therefore natural that womanhood is ontologically more important than any other label - because if you neglect it, others will surely not.
#evolutionary psychology is bullshit#because it is full of sexist remarks#but you know what isnt sexist? (even though sexists have manipulated that too sometimes)#evolutionary biology#AND ZOOOLOGY ESPECIALLY#girl go learn about ansiogamy and go see the pattern of male and female sexuality#aristotle used to study animals to understand humans and you know what? thats one of the few things he did right#even though it was probably his wife the one who did it lmaooo#also remember that humans are much much more than animals regarding their behaviour#zoology should be used STRICTLY to understand reality not to guide our morality#still a nice read#radblr#radical feminism#radfem#radical feminist community#radical feminist safe#radical feminists do interact#feminism#mental palace
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you dream of devouring your friends whole
#the 'it' and 'that' sif is referring to is the act 3 loop hangout but i enjoy being vague in dialogue it feels natural. tee hee.#serious time means everyone gets noses btw. sorry about the slow metamorphasis back into my usual style from my mimicry#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#isat loop#isat act 5 spoilers#isat act 6 spoilers#isat siffrin#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#sifloop#YES IM TAGGING THE SHIP. THUMBS UP. READ INTO THAT HOW YOU WILL BECAUSE IT WAS ON MY MIND WHEN DRAWING IT AT THE LEAST#aaaaaanyway. my personal reading of loop is. how do you say... flowey-esque. to invoke a fellow antagonistic timelooper. since imo#they do seem even fuuurther gone than sasasap sif was when we saw them. and BOY DOES LATEGAME ISAT SIF HAVE SOME INTRUSTIVE THOUGHTS#so uh. who's to say what happened in there. since we know start again isnt quite congruent as loop never beat the king.#i wouldn't blame them for going maybe a little mad. just a lil#it is important to me that loop is. perhaps a bit haunted. AND THAT THEY GET THROUGH IT!!! but they are haunted#lucabyteart#anyway uhhh. probably should put a cw for implied cannibalism??#cannibalism mention
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(good future) Finding Home Pride edition <3
Trans Leo pride is something I see a lot, but personally, FH Leo wouldn't celebrate his gender. He grew up around Gali, who went through a lot of gender struggles, especially in his younger years, and with the brothers being so accepting, it's just another part of his life
But his lack of romantic attraction? That's something that stands out to him. He sees the brothers with their own attractions and crushes and such and realizes he stands out. He's different. But that's okay because he's still him and he's still valid
anyways~ it's pride month, which means i get to be even more annoying about aro pride ^-^
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#sad•leonart#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt leonardo#rise leonardo#finding home au#aromantic#aromantism#aro pride#featuring future fh designs to give me more motivation to sketch the next update#might do something for agender pride later#gender is hard a system and we think its a fitting label for our system rather than just wren#cuz 'bana isnt a demiboy#but its a good flag so we usually just use that#although fh probably settles more on a demiboy label#he doesn think much of gender#but he prefers when people view him as something mroe masculine#<- a little bit of big mama trauma in that decision#as a treat <3#shoutout to csp for currupting this whole file when my laptop crashed#and recovering it yeeted a lot of progress#but hey#its done now :D#and i do like how it turned out#even if a few scars are missing but im tired and dont have the energy to fix it rn#tag wall oops#if you read this far down.. hello :D
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ko-fi
#burrow's end#burrow's end spoilers#d20#dimension 20#lmao this came to me while in the shower#and is honestly a fairly accurate representation of my expression after that first episode#like 'what do you meeeaaannn the show with the ominous title isnt just gonna be a heartfelt stoat season'#lmao when we first learned of the season and some people were all 'well is d&d 5e really the right system for this?#theyre cute animals theyre probably not even gonna be battles there are better systems suited for just cozy animal ttrpg'#how are u feeling after that fucking bear in ep 2 eh? 😂#have trust and faith in Aabria#theres still 8 fucking episodes to go this is gonna be crazy#i am prepared for the emotional turmoil it will cause in me#my textposts
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john egan is an actual dog and it ruins me. hes a feral dog. Listen. Listen to me. hes so disgustingly loyal. gale goes down and he refuses to send his locker thingy home. No you cant do that hes alive. Hes alive hes coming back. Thats what he says he says that. everyone listens to him because hes a FERAL ANIMAL FERAL WITH GRIEF. he sees gale at the pow camp and his tail wags. his expression is equivalent to a tail wag. gale says down boy and john sits. gale says fetch me these items boy and john fetches. theyre stuck in a stalag. he loses his mind. he gets antsy. hes a caged animal. hes biting off his own foot. buck he says nobodys writing me. buck he says i need out. gale tells him no boy thats too dangerous. despite his bitching and whining and moaning he stays. he stays. he stays. then they have an opportunity to leave. he sacrifices his opportunity for gale. gale gets out and johns left behind but its okay because gales out. IS ANYONE OUT THERE. HELLO. PLEASE.
#this has all probably been said before but it actually puts a hole in my brain#how was callum turner allowed to do. Any of that#tom hanks? tom hanks when i catch you??#also like this isnt even everything. hello. this isnt even half of it. this is one arc. barely one arc. guys. Hello.#john egan#clegan#barking
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I guess old feelings don't disappear that easily
#thinking about her always and forever#trauma isnt easy to overcome and even if/when u do its not like it just leaves#rynes so used to living in anothers shadow that figuring out herself must be hard#especially when its interwoven with the complicated relationship youve had with the person you cared for the most#like ryne clearly looked up to and cared for thancred deeply even when he was fucking up#a big part of why she was struggling so much the entire time was because she wanted thancred to care for her as HER#and not just minfilia reborn#but she couldnt really see herself as anything else and thancred had his Whole Deal going on#so even after things get better and their relationshop mends itself#shed probably still have some fears about the whole situation#like what if im just a replacement still?#and such#okya thats enough ranting. im so Normal about her ok im the Normalest ever.#ryne waters#thancred waters#minfilia warde#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art#xander being insane about ryne
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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it���he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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#sorry i saw someone say sonic and tails dont see eachother as family at all again and it annoyed me#this isnt even all of the times theyve said it this is just a bunch of stuff i remembered off the top of my head#and also sonic has called tails little bro SO many times across different media that it would be impossible to track them all down#but i tried to include stuff from different media to show that this isnt a thing thats exclusive to one continuity or one period of time#because those are arguments i see people use to prove theyre not brothers#but even if it WAS something that is mentioned a lot in earlier sonic media and not so much in recent stuff.#not mentioning something as often anymore doesnt automatically make it non canon?? especially if theres no new info contradicting it#sonic frontiers spoilers#the sage picture probably looks irrelevant to people who havent played frontiers#but she was talking about sonic and tails there which is why i included it#also i put that aosth clip instead of screenshots from it because i didnt think a couple screenshots would do it justice#you really have to see the whole thing
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Song - Taking What’s Not Yours by Tv Girl.
(I learnt my lesson from last time so here’s the animated version in the original post)
#‘how often do you thing about the tragedy of JennyBear?’ yes#something something the tragedy of JennyBear is that despite an infinite amount of timelines there isnt a single one where they are together#Thinking of all the stuff she left in his apartment- Ted thinking she rather abandon it then see him again to collect them#Thinking of all the emails and dunk voicemails Ted probably left in a desperate attempt to contact her and tell her how he feels#Thinking about how Ted probably clings onto the fact that someone did love him- even if it was a diffrent version of it. It was still him#what haunts me about JennyBear is that in every timeline bar one Ted just thinks she left- ignorant of the truth#you think on the surface level this is an angsty JennyBear comic but peel back the layers and it’s once again long haired Ted propaganda#shoutout to booigi-boi for the hc that the goat bros have hoof birthmarks because I immediately incorporated it into my belief system#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#jenny starkid#jennybear#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art#my animation
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I've decided to do myself what the cowards at Aston won't. Behold.
#GAAAAAAHHHH REALLY HAPPY WITH THESE#GRRRRR I WANNA EAT HIM#not to pat myself on my own back too much but god he looks so fucking hot#woof woof woof man why isnt aston fernando miami 2004 redux not real :(((#only exists in art form :) teehee#ty for everyone who voted in my poll for this even if you didnt know it was for this!#apologies for not picking the most voted one. however...i didnt wanna draw it LOL#theres smth sexier to me about him wearing the unbuttoned shirt OKAY#was pretty fun to design the aston version of the shirt! lmk what you think#also small gripe: it sucks ive put all this work in and its probably gonna end up getting less than the poll i spent less than 10 mins on#idc that much abt notes but ugh the fact that lower effort notes tend to do better sucks :(#unless you wanna make this post more popular than the poll- be my guest :)#anyways god i though renault fernando was hot in these outfits and i obv still do but ggrrrrrr old man fernando when i get you#as i said yesterday. if he wont do well on track he might as well do well off track. so here i am. objectifying him#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2024 miami gp#f1 fanart#formula 1 fanart#catie.art.
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SEVERANCE ✦
#beep boop you want fries with that#in stars and time#isat spoilers#2hats spoilers#loop#siffrin#<- hes very tiny.#idk i just wanted to draw an angry loop and it devolved into this#the composition and everything isnt verygood but i had fun making it so whatever#making bad art is good for the soul 👍👍👍👍👍#once again. happy anniversary to the game that gave me a wonderfully refreshing and soul searching existential crisis.#<- my all time favorite thing for a video game to do to me#this is actually a crop the original image has an even larger amount of negative space. i just wanted to make sif look small.#but it probably makes the comp look like shit. though like i said. making bad art is good for teh soul so idgaf too much#weh.
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Wait, wait, they say all non-essential staff leave, which fair...but um, they keep....the fifteen-sixteen year old (Rose) and thirteen year old (Morris) in the room??? With a potential danger to life in the room??? After already losing an adult member of UNIT???? How many child labor laws is Kate and UNIT breaking at this point.
#doctor who#dw spoilers#they breaking several im pretty sure#like why is the thirteen year old even there#i've seen some fair theories that rose is doing work expierence#granted unit probably isnt great work expierence you might die doing it#but the thirteen year old??? what???
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Almost, but not quite.
#im so very normal about them. i prommy#in stars and time#isat fanart#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#siffrin#loop#isat#tagging as spoilers even though this isnt like. anything? its super vague. but if you know you know#anyway ooooo you want to do recognition of the self through others soooo bad ooooo#also stay tuned for like. doodles. probably in like 10 minutes from this post bc im impatient. whee
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Hi do you like images. I love images. Heres a little over 100 guilty gear trading cards from the early 2000s. Every character up to xx is accounted for… some more than others. For now. But the average is probably 4 or 5 cards per character. Nearly all of the art is original. Okay have fun :)
#i hope anyone thinks this is as neat as i do.#oh yeah! also scanned the booklet. a little messy but its fine. so theoretically you could learn how to play. if you can read japanese#i tried not to let my perfectionism consume me too much with this. but know if anything looks off hmm 90% chance its the card's fault.#some arent in the best condition and the printing isnt the best to begin with on some of em. but i tried to pick out the best when i could#theres only 1 zappa and robo-ky. very sorry.#complete coincidence that testament has the most cards… well tied with dizzy. and they arent even on 2 of them so dizzy wins actually.#ill probably keep lookin for more cards but i should ummm. pace myself. smile.#the kat goes meow#guilty gear#gg#show up in the main tag... please
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-An old-timer like me.
#sampo koski#emanator of elation#hsr spoilers#? technically#digital art#hsr#honkai star rail#its old bastard propaganda-o-clock#firstly- I based this off the meteor thief set and his own color palette#secondly- just how old is this man cause he's got me thinking that he might just be -old old-#THIRDLY-#Why does he share design concepts with gallagher (the chain link on gallaghers leg and on sampo's shoulder most notably)#I think it implies that Sampo probably isnt from modern Jarilo- I do like the concept however of him being aha's oldest fool#and a part of me even wants to bet he mightve been a galaxy ranger or some other traveling faction#being brought out of his funny business retirement to beat up what I'm betting is either a lord ravager or the annihilation gang#because fun fact- if you turn the music off to hear vocals better#you can hear Aha laughing in the background of Phantylia's fight in 2nd phase#destruction and elation do not seem to actually get along that well
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