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One of these men is far more honest than necessary
and one of these men is the worst liar you'll ever know
and they're constantly at odds with each other on this certain running theme
#ls dunes#anthony green#frank iero#do i actually think they're fucking? no anthony has already told us about his Dick Don't Work problems because of the SSRIs#(god i don't miss SSRIs. SNRI superiority)#but i love how frank is CONSTANTLY like ''i don't fuck men'' while completely unprompted.#''oh it's about him fucking his best friend'' i remember that shit iero. you need to learn to NOT TALK oh my god you're making things SO#much worse for yourself. (unprompted) ''i didn't stick my dick in my car exhaust pipe'' even if true NO ONE IS GONNA BELIEVE YOU NOW#meanwhile anthony.
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@mother-spore-missa @highbookwormofthecentury y’all real ones fr. Also flirty anon wherever you are. Your voice haunts me my love
#ask memes#fanfic authors#fic author#writing memes#I’m a moron we all know this#the way I wrote The Final Phonecall completely unprompted#like this isn’t even a joke#also ☝️early access
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s2 episode 20 "humbug" thoughts
oh man! i really loved this episode. no aliens, no overarching plot, just some silly shenanigans and yeah, some murder, but in a far more lighthearted fashion than in other cases. filler episodes i love you soooo much <3
from the beginning, i thought the prompt sounded really good... shoutout to people who work in sideshows and other touring entertainment industries, y’all are real for that��
we open with some kids laughing under a full moon… nothing could be scarier… except SOMEONE WATCHING THEM!
and whoever it is, they are approaching the pool with feet out. where are their parents to safeguard them from stranger danger, i ask into my screen!
OH he is the dad!! what was once scary has now turned heartwarming. he splashes about in the pool with them and says they need to get ready for bed. aww.
BUT NOW SOMEONE IS WATCHING HIM IN THE POOL!! NOOO the heartwarming session HAS BEEN CANCELLED... is he being EATEN???
(as he is killed, the camera shows a van with the words “alligator man” on it... at first i'm thinking that the alligator man was the creature who just Ate this guy, but turns out the father WAS alligator man, so named for his skin condition. rest in peace mister alligator, the world is a worse place for ur loss)
and now the agents are looking into his murder :(
(also, in the opening credits, we see that one of the guest stars is named “the enigma”... I’ll have to look into their work)
mulder says there have been a lot of murders in this fashion over the last 28 years, and they have been going all over the country!!! it seems to involve some sort of round bite mark. must be time to go investigate.
they roll up the the alligator man's funeral. honestly it is sad! and we see that the widow slash mother of the kids is a bearded lady and she is absolutely serving but this is a very sorrow-filled moment for them all
and interrupting the moment in which his community remembers the warmth he brought to their town, his casket starts moving… and someone emerges from the ground… and stabs himself in the chest with a spike???? HUH???
so the deceased was an escape artist but was forced into the sideshow circuit because of his skin condition… scully says she didn’t know sideshows were still a thing… which is honestly fair because it is a very vintage sort of entertainment. and they have a Not So Great history.
BUT if the people who live in this town in the summer are all traveling performers.. and if they have been touring for years... and the murders go on for years… hmm, it seems things are starting to add up
mulder notices a drawing of a creature on the menu of the restaurant they are sitting in, and he asks who drew it. why, the sheriff says, it's the artist named hepcat, of course! cut to him tending to his freaky mermaid. he describes his scary maze business as “a tabernacle of terror”
mulder asks what the drawing on the menu was, and i was thinking, hmm, looks like the fiji mermaid, and hepcat says it is the fiji mermaid, and mulder doesn't seem to recognize it?? i assume this is one of those situations where he acts like he doesn't know what is going on to get more information because i feel like that is Exactly the sort of thing he has read about at length. like i had him pegged as a guy who could write a dissertation on the subject at the drop of a hat. so i think he's lying but narrative wise it isn't fully revealed.
scully: “what’s the fiji mermaid?” hepcat: “it’s the fiji mermaid!” <- thanks this clears up a lot <3
mulder is acting surprised to hear that the top half of the fiji mermaid was a monkey, which i again assume to be an act? but he says that the tracks at the murder look monkey-ish. so perhaps there is a correlation...? between the very active murder case and that time PT barnum sewed a monkey and a fish together? hey, the dots aren't connecting for me, but i don't work for the fbi so what do i know
they go to get a place to stay and the guy operating the rental place, a kind and verbose fellow with dwarfism named mr. nutt, gives them their keys. and mulder asks if had worked in the circus, (and since everyone they have met so far has in fact done so, i feel that this was a fair question, but maybe i also deserved what follows), and mr. nutt really lays into him about making judgements, and maybe some people with dwarfism want to manage hotels...
and as all of this goes down scully just observes. wow. she let him flounder. lmao.
the man carrying their bags is named lanny, and he has a conjoined twin sort of situation, it's not entirely clear- but he says mr. nutt got him to work there because he believed it was undignified to work in the circus. hmm.
back to hepcat at his studio… listening to some groovy music... and something crawls in his window… looking like the fiji mermaid. and it BITES him.
next morning. mulder going for a jog. in a sweatshirt and sweatpants in florida heat. what in the hell was he thinking??? let’s analyze that while a man chomping a fish emerges from the river. we receive no real clarification on what is going on in either of their minds.
scully in bed. alerted to a murder by lanny. still in a robe. we get a shot of her chest and also lanny's brother that felt mutually uncomfortable. SMH no rest for her!
okay, examining the scene of the murder. mulder notices some blood on a little window and WHY DID HE TOUCH THE BLOOD NASTY!!!! NASTY!!!
they deduce that to fit in the window, the suspect would have to be a contortionist…. and they walk out to see a contortionist. it’s the spike guy that so disrespectfully ruined the funeral!!
he puts a nail up his nose in front them. and mulder pulls the nail out. probably to get some blood. not an easy watch still.
we learn here that the guy with the puzzle tattoos who was eating the fish in the river earlier is called “The Conundrum”, and the spike guy slash contortionist is dr. blockhead
dr. blockhead gives the conundrum a bunch of crickets and he gulps them up; then he offers crickets to the agents and scully TAKES one, says thanks, eats it, and leaves LMAOOO????? never let them guess your next move....
mulder is staring at her trying to figure out if he is in love with a woman that just ate a cricket and if this is something she does regularly and JUST KIDDING!!! she didn't eat it silly!!! she "reveals" the lil cricket behind mulder’s ear awww... her uncle was a magician <3
(he also does a lil slight of hand trick and pulls out the bloody nail, saying "everyone's uncle was an amateur magician", which i am sure they can bond over at a later date)
scully goes to a museum that says "freaks free, everyone else leave a donation" and she puts in some money… publicly declared non-freak
this guy at the museum is touching her. don’t care for that. but I like that he knows lots of random information. and he won’t show his whole face, we as the audience only see him through mirrors. very cool framing device.
he says he will take her back and show her something of barnum’s for another $5 and sworn secrecy. good luck bucko; last time she was told to keep a secret (affair baby) the SECOND she was reunited with mulder the tea had been spilled LMAOOO. he hands her a paper featuring jim jim the dog faced boy, who, dare i say it, seems to be a king.
he leads her into the back rooms… scary. but her trench coat is serving though
okay, deep in the back is a trunk. and it’s empty and opens an exit door. NOOO she was scammed! it’s all part of the hustle.
(well, that is what i THOUGHT, at least, until she realizes it leads to the sheriff's house, and things are adding up...)
mulder sees something crawling about. it’s the guy who owns the rental space, mr. nutt, under scully's trailer! he asks why he is under there and mr. nutt says he is NOT being creepy. mulder flirts with the man and he runs away LMAO... weaponized bisexuality
agents are in the trailer having a nerd off and it’s not clear who is winning and there is romantic tension. sheriff hamilton used to be jim jim the dog faced boy???? what a reveal!!!
we are watching them watch the sheriff dig a hole during a full moon. average agent bonding activities. he buried something in the ground and goes inside.
they are in his yard digging up what he was just digging and mulder has taken his earlier roasting to heart and says “we’re being highly discriminatory here” and clarifies that’s no reason to suspect him of being a werewolf and it’s like well. i don’t know that we both thought he was a werewolf. they pause to consider the moral weight of their actions then keep going.
uh oh! sheriff catches them!!! not a good look being caught digging something up. “We’re exhuming… your potato” is the best line that usually quick-tongued mulder could come up with, which had me losing my MIND and i proceeded to write a very long keysmash to express my amusement
“may I ask why?” (she starts monologing about serial killers taking positions in law enforcement and needing to monitor him as as suspect, and it’s convincing) (he cuts in: “we found out you used to be a dog-faced boy” STOP THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY) and she looks soooooo guilty!!
he doesn’t deny it and says he started balding on his head which put him out of a job. fair enough, gotta pay the bills.
next genius dialogue exchange: “that doesn’t explain the potato” “I got some warts on my hand” “...that doesn’t quite explain the potato”
(i kept having to pause in rapid succession to write these lines down because i was laughing SO hard)
has anyone thought that maybe a man wants to bury a potato in his yard in peace…. like that’s how we get more potatoes…
“to get rid of warts you rub a sliced potato on your hand and bury it under a full moon” <- new life hack just dropped!!
nooooooo the conundrum is chasing the dog… dog escaped. everyone is pleased. he brings a check to mr. nutt and it’s rent!! king of paying his bills on time. but dog is still barking... NOOOOO MERMAID ATTACK ON MR. NUTT!!!
someone with bloody hands bursts into scully’s room and she must have her gun right by her pillow, and she gets it so fast, but it’s just lanny, saying he found mr. nutt dead... they truly hate to see a hard working entrepreneur in the field of hospitality winning
the pin at the scene looked like something from dr. blockhead, so they go to his house to investigate and he is full of hooks. i made a noise like whAUUUWAUUHWAUH and mulder is looking intensely at what's going on there. blockhead goes on some cultural appropriation bs. um sir this is weird timing bur you are under arrest.
he gets out of the handcuffs- contortionist and escape artist! but the sheriff catches him by the hooks. what a KING! shoutout to this sheriff, formerly jim jim the dog faced boy, can we add him to the team? skinner are you hiring?
just as our agents apprehend their suspect, we see that the mermaid creature is in the room with lanny!!! but... he isn't hurt?
OMG the twin inside him IS THE MERMAID??
lanny confesses to this when he asks how it would be possible to turn his "brother" in without turning himself in...and he thinks the mermaid fellow hates him and is looking for another brother which is so SAD but he says he’ll come back
is anyone concerned about the twin crawling out of lanny? well, mulder knows he isn't the man in charge here: “scully, you’re the medical expert… I believe you” yessir it's good to remember that!
the mermaid brother appears to have run off into the "tabernacle of terror" and mulder trying to hold a little evil mermaid at gunpoint is SO comical
their asses are lost in the maze!!! scully pulls a gun on a rubber skeleton that fell from the ceiling!
she's trapped in a mirror room to serve infinite looks in all directions, and it looks like mermaid baby is caught... she fires.. but it hits the mirror!! baby mermaid brother escaped!!!
at this moment, mulder slides through a trapdoor... and it was SO funny pls tell me there's a gif set of that somewhere because i need it...
baby on the loose... bad news!!! conundrum is being eaten by the baby twin…. but what if he eats him FIRST, i ask myself, and received an answer in the form of baby being gone and conundrum rubbing his stomach!!!! yassss!!! diva down!!!
the next morning, while everyone is searching for mermaid brother, we learn lanny died that evening of a condition related to alcoholism. we learn this while dr. blockhead and the conundrum are getting ready to leave.
and dr. blockhead's going on about the future, and how nature needs freaks, and in the 21st century everyone will look perfect… "just like him" (points to Mulder majestically posing by a trailer) LMAOOOOOO “imagine going through your whole life looking like that!!!” <- yeah it must be really hard....... /s
at last, conundrum and blockhead are taking off into the great unknown... scully points out he doesn't look too good…. CONUNDRUM TALKS???? “probably something I ate", he says. LMAOOO his voice is sooo normal 😭😭😭
this episode had me laughing. we really had it all: exhuming a potato, scully's valiant attempts at lying, mulder hitting on a guy, lessons in ableism and judgement, a man who eats crickets and fish, flirting over case details, a dog, scully doing magic, mulder running in the florida heat dressed like it was a new england winter. truly i have nothing that could be added.
and did i have a secret evil mermaid twin on my list of probably monsters of the week? no, i cannot say that i did! was it the most compelling or scary of creatures? not really! but i was filled with whimsy. cannibalism saved the day. an excellent episode, and a perfect contrast to earlier in the season when scully was literally About To Die and i was crying a lot over the whole thing. ah, the duality of TV shows!
#(it only took me like 50 episodes to realize… that i can just copy and paste the notes from my phone into mobile#save it as a draft#and then edit that from my laptop… wow… this could be a game changer……………)#wow. a moment of silence for all the time i spent re-typing my notes by hand when the simplest option was Right There.#and in all i don't think it saved me a whole lot of time- still took like 40-50 minutes- but this method felt a lot easier#and i Will be making use of this tactic moving forward#anyway. i had a good time. laughed a lot. more silly eps pls pls pls i like the mixture of them!!!#still don't believe he didn't know about the fiji mermaid though like i cannot imagine that it is even possible... he just lies sometimes#also still laughing at mulder hitting on mr nutt completely unprompted.#he likes someone who will yell at him a lil bit LMAO#juni's x files liveblog#2x20#the x files#txf
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Good Luck Babe? He read the lesbian masterdoc
#It’s 1am I did this I’m literally 10 minutes#Idk why I find this so funny#Im just imagining Hen sending it to him#Completely unprompted#I feel like he would be very confused and then say absolutely nothing about it#Ever#eddie diaz#buddie#911#911 show#911 abc#this is such a stupid post#And a horrible sketch it doesn’t even look like him- like that’s Bizzarro from DC istg I’m so tired#But y’all get it#The closet is glass Eddie Diaz#and that gay ass Village People mustache isn’t helping the allegations#Like turn on the light dude you live in the dark#evie’s art
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Btw, if you ever see me post about a book/movie/game/ANYTHING, that is an open invitation to talk to me about it. Tell me your opinions, talk to me about your builds and characters for video games, scream at me about good or bad scenes in books, shows, or movies. (Or if there’s a book/movie/game/whatever that you think I’d like, TELL ME. Please give me recs.) There is nothing in the world I love more than talking about media of any kind (except for talking about my OCs but I know that’s a harder ask.)
Also, PLEASE tell me about your dnd characters. Make them in the sims and tag me in the post. Infodump and tag me. Infodump in my DMs. Ask for my Discord and message me there. I mean it. I am on my knees BEGGING for people to talk to me about not just things I love, but things YOU love.
Send me an ask (anon is ALWAYS on), a DM, ask for my Discord, anything. I swear on everything I hold dear that asks or DMs are never w bother. (/gen)
I’m always down to discuss plot, characters, mechanics, worldbuilding, any of it. TTRPGs/CRPGs and sci-fi/fantasy books + movies are the center of my wheelhouse, but honestly I just love having in-depth discussions about things. (Oh and I could (and have, much to my friends and family’s dismay) talk for HOURS about Black Sails.)
#I am sososososo serious about this. please. I beg of you.#and not to sound vain but ESPECIALLY if you decided to read/watch/play the thing bc of me.#Someone messaged me on my other blog to say ‘’I started doing this bc of you.’’ and it made my fucking life#morrigan.txt#this isn’t even me begging for attention. this is me saying ‘’I want to make friends and connect with people who enjoy the same things I do.#and I am so genuine about that.#unprompted asks about completely random shit are the best thing in the world.#idc if it’s just ‘’here’s a picture of my cat’’. I love talking to people.#(I am happy with the engagement I get on this blog but the one thing I will forever be jealous of is people who get random asks w/o asking.#ESPECIALLY people who get them about their OCs. ESEPCIALLY when it’s not sims story OCs.#Also when people get asks saying ‘’have you seen X? I think you’d like it.’’#or even just ‘’I just read [book you’ve talked about]. Here’s what I thought.’’#that’s the ONE kind of engagement I wish I got more of. Not for ‘’I want more attention’’ reasons#but Bc I just love talking to people about things we’re both passionate about.#I don’t have many people to discuss media with bc almost no one I know shares my tastes in media (assuming they read/watch/play at all…)#and I could talk about all kinds of media for hours.#Like I could write a multi-hour video essay on Black Sails alone.#or ramble about owlcat RPGs for DAYS.#and ofc D&D is my special interest so I could talk about that for YEARS.#(and I love talking about ttrpgs or crpgs in general as well!!)#having deep and detailed discussions about media is my all-time favorite pass time (both talking and listening to others talk)#and sure I can make all kinds of disjointed rambling posts on my personal blog but that’s not quite the same as engaging in a true DIALOGUE#even if that dialogue is just an ask and a reply.#okay. I’ll shut up now. it’s 5am here which means it’s 6am at home. why am I like this?)#in other news me and vesper watched a fucking 7 hour video essay on all 4 dragon age games and that’s what brought this on.#that and the fact that my dad is watching black sails and loves it but is not a ‘’let’s analyze things’’ person.#and I’m in agony not being able to have a true discussion about my favorite show.#and my mom is watching it too and is slightly more willing to discuss but definitely misses out on the finer points#plus both of them will only ‘’indulge ‘’ my talking about fiction for so long.#and most of my best friends either don’t share my tastes or just never finish things or just don’t read/watch tv at all. It’s AGONIZING.
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catch of the year
#real gamer hours woo#blurry babbles#webfishing#this game is Awesome#also someone drew me completely unprompted while i was doodling a p*yo and it was the coolest fucking thing man you have no idea#gonna post that doodle on the sideblog cause i think it looks cute (its already there this post is scheduled askjdha)#dont know if i should post the other guys drawing tho#hmm#i did take a picture that showed them next to the drawing so it wouldnt be uncredited but i dont know if i should#dont even know if they would see it here#they could just have instagram or something and id never know cause i dont go there orz#fav
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da*2. is a game
#more thoughts below here be warned. i really enjoyed the introductory sequence and how it juxtaposed varric's dramatized version with the#real sequence of events. i also enjoy how they tied in lothering. imo id say the game has a really solid start. i also really enjoy the#visuals and stylistic direction of the game- i'd even go so far as to say i largely prefer it to inquisition (its just the oilyness LMFAO)#esp with the qunari and how they look.. less so with the proportions of the elves* (something that really irked me in inquisition is how#harold is forced to have the very clearly downscaled proportions while the elvish npcs (solas sera and basically every other elf#you interact with) dont have the slouched shoulders and very? crumpled looking frame). dont like that youre forced only to play as a human#though its very obvious that they were not given a reasonable amount of time to actually finish the game because OH MY GOD the reused#locations. the story was fairly solid at the start but the game is incredibly short (im in act 3 at the end of 2 days of playing) esp in#comp to origins. everything feels vaguely disconnected in a way thats uncharacteristic of bioware with the context of having played dao dai#and some of me1. and introducing the timeskips did Not help. i can see why people got absolutely attached to the companions however#with the system of friend + rival and it producing dichotomic benefits. rivalmances apparently existing also creates a really fun way of#interacting with your companions. i like anders#anyways completely unprompted thoughts on da2 over thank you for your time (i just needed somewhere to put them or i would go insane)
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this is still like the single meanest thing i think I've ever heard get said no contest at all
#persona#SHUT UP KAGUTSUCHI WHO EVEN FUCKING ASKED YOU. OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD#this was so crazy he rolled up and called sho a brat and then said this completely unprompted#all while sho was collapsed on the floor because of how emotionally fraught his past 2 minutes of conversation with labrys had been#charge original
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oh you know what fucking killed me too. the fact that me and bison have similar rosaries LMAO
#mine is a mini one but the colour of the beads is exactly the same#one of my mum's colleagues bought it for me from lourdes when she went when i was a teenager. completely unprompted mind you#which is kinda crazy in hindsight for many reasons. like it was v kind of her but i've never even met this lady to this day#anyway. i saw it and was like !!!!!!! what the fuck !!!!!!!#truly believe this show was made just for me
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Google Maps tried to text my mom with my location last night, but Google maps didn't even know where I was
#fortunately i shut that right down#can you imagine if she randomly got a completely unprompted text#'your daughter is on 75th & main'#'its almost midnight and theres literally no reason for her to be there and thsts not even the city she lives in'#'but thats where she is! please rate this feature'
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#so yesterday at work one of the delivery guys gave me his number#completely unprompted#actually came back inside after going out to his truck and bowered my pen to write it out#this is the second dude from this distributor to do this.#both of them know im in a long term relationship with a woman#and neither of them said a word to me after the fact#it just awkward as hell#i wasn't flirting with them#i thought i was just being nice#just-#at what point do I stop getting unwanted advances frim men#at what point do grown ass men far older than me stop seeing me like this?#im so fucking sick of it#and now i cant even be comfortable in my place of work#dare vents
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90 day fiancee is the reason why people were so dumb and racist over me being a green card holder when i got married to a citizen (incl sjfhsdf who are also naturalized citizens? holy shit) like "you can get insurance now? you have to pay taxes now? ohh now you can finally become a citizen. youre getting your citizenship from melfy" no dumbass i need to be married 3 years for that ALSO i got citizenship through my dad working for 20 yrs on his visa. people literally looking at me dirty like i was stealing citizenship from melfy when i was just BORN IN CANADA 8 HOURS UP THE ROAD. i was eligible in 2019 i just put it off until 2024 when my green card was expiring. people are so insanely mean
#i was sooooooo pissed when 2334234 looked at me like 'youre getting citizenship from melfy?' completely unprompted not even related when#they themselves are naturalized. oh my god#and they spit that in my face after i had to do something for him and acted like he was doing me a favor too#so annoying man
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if hakuri ever actually dies and it’s not like the final arc or something you genuinely might not hear from me for days
#well even if it was in a final arc i may still be unreachable for a day or so#COMPLETELY random unprompted thought. it’s not even happening#but it Could. is the problem#you know#my post#like if shiba died yes you will hear me crying but i think i’d accept it quicker#like when an old pet’s time has come#but hakuri… i will lock my door and curl up in the dark for a while#completely unprompted. i need to go to bed#favorite characters
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Oh my god, okay, okay, so like a while back in a post somewhere (think it may have been an ask about the "Crocodile is Whitebeard's son" theory) I talked about how I swore I remembered Oda mentioning once like 10+ years ago that he had based Whitebeard on a gay friend he had, and I complained how I couldn't find anything to confirm it (no mention of it anywhere, no interviews, not a peep), and I was like "did I make that up?? Was it some early 2010s Tumblr hoax??"
BUT YOU GUYS
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS
I MIGHT NOT HAVE IMAGINED WHITEBEARD BEING GAY
(This is from a Reddit post about Weevil's role in the story)
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Now if I was a smart person I would dedicate some actual time to actually researching this subject to figure out if it's legit or not#Unfortunately#I am not smart#Look all I wanted was to see someone completely unprompted remember that same thing and I got that#Meaning even if it was an early 2010s Tumblr hoax at least I won't be the only one who fell for it#And that's what really matters
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it's the way here lies the abyss as a quest only makes logical narrative sense if you a) sacrifice hawke and b) banish the wardens. literally any other set of choices net narratively sensical options such as "this guy i saved specifically because he's the only remaining senior warden to lead this group of wardens i've taken in has decided to fuck off to weisshaupt instead of leading them" and "my good friend varric's bestie who has a personal score to settle with corypheus has inexplicably decided it is their duty to have a meeting with the first warden that could have been an email (missive) and has exited the inquisition in order to pursue this." option 2 is even MORE confusing if you banished the wardens. hawke, bestie, why are you doing all that
#me at any moment completely unprompted: what if we lived in a world where here lies the abyss made sense#i shouldn't have thought about this quest the other day now this is all i can think about#that dragon sure does age#like i get WHY the person exits the narrative at the end of the quest by leaving#because the narrative can't support an extended cameo ESPECIALLY if it's hawke#but like. riddle me this then: why are we even doing this. why
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if theres one thing im a huge sucker for, it's monster ecology. Monster hunter sometimes misses/goes for the rule of cool and "if the monster looks bad its probably dangerous and we should kill it NOW" and like. sometimes loses me. But sometimes they're fucking spot-on with designs and lore and ecological interactions.
#primordial malzeno is the most recent hit#caedeus is another cool one where its NOT EVIL but it has a horn growing over/into its eye making it upsetti#and once you break it off it calms down completely#not all elder dragons are evil (fatalis and amatsu dont interact) rven if theyre capable of human inteligence#they just do what is natural. Nergigante eats other elder dragons bc it has a role to fill in the ecosystem that deals with the abundant#bioenergy that elder dragons just. Have. You dont hunt female. child OR non-breeding season male mizutsunes#espinas is actually a very docile monster when it feels unthreatened.#a lot of the monsters are just. Animals eith behaviors that can sometimes be dangerous when they are irate to too close to human settlement#and there are tons of monsters that are out there thst we don't see in the gsmes bc they're not a danger to the ecosystem so theres no#reason to hunt them. even many elders mind their business until bothered#malzeno was just chillin in his territory and accidentally onliterated a kingdom he considered his duty to protect bc he got parasites thst#made him angry. He didnt mean it!! and when you help him clear it all up he just kinda. fucks back off to his home away from people!#itd just neat. ill never forgive them for xeno'jiiva ans safi'jiiva though. xeno hadnt done shit we slapped it upside its freshly hatched#head just completey unprompted#monster hunter#txt
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