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i hate dog owners actually
#as a dog owner#i gneuinely hate other dog owners and if someone tells me they own a dog i assume theyre a control freak or toxic as fuck#go on r/dogs and youll have a real fun time !!#even more toxic than feminist subreddits#theyre either super abusive or theyre extremely neglectful#literally just came across a post on reddit about someone complaining bc theyre puppy they got ONE DAY EARLIER#'doesnt eat; doesnt like the crate; pees and poops everywhere in the house; bites evrything; never leaves them alone;#like wholeheartedly i think you should be banned from owning any animal at all#even a spider in your bathroom#and then tail docking; ear cropping; extreme training (bodyguard training.)
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(how was your day at work? mine has me talking to my bathroom spider and promising her that we'll take her with us when we move).
#y'all!!!!!#can you believe at my super cool new marketing job that they've been paying the only other two employees $40k a year????#and one is a web developer with 10 years of experience and the other is working full time at this job AND finishing her MBA????#and that they didn't know they were both being underpayed until i asked about the quarterly bonuses in my contract#and they said âBONUSES!?â and y'all lemme tell you they have worked here for two and six years and never gotten a raise#i took this job and a paycut because of âthe opportunity for quarterly bonusesâ????#âthere aren't any quarterly bonuses you stupid girl!!!!â#that's not even from just today#that's just âWow she's really into her bathroom spiderâ context#we're going to move to a town of 296 people#seriously!!!!#literally!!!#i would never joke!!!#anyway#let me tell you this#if you watched âMad Menâ before your prefrontal cortex fully cooked - don't think you're Peggy Olson for one gd minute#you'll end up writing a month's worth of seafood emails in an hour while the Productive app snears at you until you have daily diarrhea
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there are some things about entomology you learn through research and some that you learn from practical experience such as the ability to differentiate spider species or at least ballpark genus by their webs mostly from walking into them every fucking day and night of your life.
#thelacantha are a totally harmless menace but holy shit are they fucking AMBITIOUS weavers#these little shits will spin a web across an entire walkway. get it destroyed when you walk through#and by the time you come back from the bathroom they've got more webs waiting#they will put a web from the top of a tree to the hood of your car. every night#thelacantha don't build a new web every day they build one every 20 minutes#because they don't believe in hiding in a corner where they get left alone#they figure might as well find the biggest open space they can sling a web across#and whether they catch flies or humans they'll cross that bridge when they come to it#but yeah they aren't the only species around making webs#but at this point I can tell by thickness and texture of the web whether I should be worried about it ending up on my face or not#shoutout to spinyback spiders for sheer tenacity and engineering though#them little shits are the heaviest stockiest spiders out and they're managing to fling themselves across 6 foot gaps for webs#I've even seen them use broken branches as weights to hold the bottom of the web in place so they could hang it in midair#truly the dwarves of spiders#I'm not exaggerating about webs the size of me all over the deck and walkways though#trash talk#bugs cw#spiders cw
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Being nearsighted in the shower is such a harrowing experience. any one of those weird specks on the wall could be a spider and I wouldn't know at all unless I was close enough to it and that presents a whole new slew of problems like being very very close to a spider with no clothes on and being trapped in the shower with a spider thats very close to your face.
#Me chanting to myself daily 'they are important to the environment and they eat bugs they are important to the environment and they eat bu#Ignorance is bliss I tell myself every time I see those fucking wall specks#I am an arachnophobe and I am coping#I saw one in the bathroom yesterday and gave myself a migraine spraying the windows with the bug repellent#quick note; if you spray your door and windowframes during bug season with a bug spray (ideally nontoxic and natural so you don't#choke yourself out) then it decreases the amount of bugs that crawl into your home#We went from like eight spiders in a week (very bad for me not a good week) to none for almost a month#But even nontoxic stuff can and will harm you if you spray it directly in front of your face in large amounts and then shut your door#thereby preventing fresh air from entertaining the thought of finding you#its a balance
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miguel putting up with his girlâs princess attitude
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âmiguel!â you call out from the bathroom as your fingers delicately fix the straps of your bodycon dress. âcan you come here for a minute?â
miguel sighs, this is the third time you keep calling him knowing how busy he is at the moment. work has gotten the best of him, and if reinventing new techs back to back isnât enough to drain him, he has to keep up with your needs daily.
does he has the courage to say no to you, though? nope. as much as he hates to admit it because itâs embarrassing, heâs scared of you. if the spider society think that Miguel is too frightening then they have not seen you get mad or being a brat.
âcoming, baby!â he walks out of his office while taking off his glasses, rolling the sleeves of his henley shirt to his elbows.
the bathroom door is left wide open, immediately seeing you standing before the mirror in a long and tight fitting grey dress that falls just around your ankles. and just like that, his annoyance completely washed off,
he takes a good look at you. eyes slowly observing every single detail of your face and down to your body. the way that dress hugs your curves and accentuate your best assets should be a crime,
God, youâre such a perfection.
âshut your mouth before you catch flies, babeâ you jokingly say as your fiancee stares at you with his jaw slightly agape. âmind helping me?â
Miguel clears his throat after, slightly smirking as he shrug his shoulders. he leans against the door way with his arms crossed, eyes never leaving yours.
âyou look absolutely divine, mi amor.â he comments, taking his lower lip between his teeth. âis that new?â he points at the dress,
rolling your eyes playfully, you try to keep your composure still. even after three years of datingânow engagedâ he still manages to make your heart skips and create butterflies in the pit of your stomach,
âI knowâ you reply in confidence, winking at him which he chuckles in return. âand yes it is! itâs SKIMS! got it yesterday, does it look good on me?â
he frowns, tilting his head to the side. âbaby, you already know the answer to that come on now⊠you make anything look sexy.â he strides closer to you as he stands from behind you, ânow, quĂš necesitas?â he questions, resting his hands on his hips
you find it attractive how he towers over you, and itâs one thing that you love about him. itâs not that youâre petite or anything. but compared to how tall and big he is, youâre definitely tiny.
âstraighten my hair for me please? I canât reach itâ you pout at him through the mirror, âjust this part right hereâ fingers move to the back to touch part of your hair,
âay dios mio, woman⊠youâre lucky i love youâ he teases before grabbing the iron from the sink. âgoing out with the girls, mami? i assume lunch?â he asks as he starts parting your hair with one hand,
your head shakes, straightening the dress. âno, Iâm doing cake testing today and wedding dresses ⊠Darla is bringing three more flavors.â
he stops what heâs doing, giving you a confused look. âalone? cariño why didnât you tell me? you know Iâd come with youâ he feels a bit disappointed and now guilty that heâs busying himself with work and instead youâre left dealing with your wedding, alone.
his hand rests on your shoulder and you move yours on top of him. âhey, itâs okay, Miggy⊠youâve been so stressed lately i do not want to put more pressure⊠it was last minute anyway, she texted me this morning.â
âyouâre my girl, i would never be too busy for you.â he says almost too fast,
giving him a sincere smile, you nod your head. âyes⊠i know, baby. trust me itâs okayâŠplus itâs bad luck for the groom to see his bride in a wedding dressâ you giggle a bit. âwe can go over the seating arrangements again together, yeah? i promiseâ you plant a soft kiss on his finger,
Miguel exhales a sigh, still feeling tiny bit upset that he wonât be there to keep you company. âokay, fine⊠tell Darla that keep vegan options open for the cakes.â
ânoted, honey.â you tell him as he continues to straighten your hair, âis everything okay with work?â
he nods, eyes too fixated on your long hair, not wanting to mess up a single strand. âjust running over a few reports and fixing few minor defects on the techs and my suitâŠthe last guy did quite a number on me.â
âhmm i love it when you speak science to meâ you comment, watching him laugh a bit at your flirty remark. âbut you still need to be careful. i do not want to see my future husband all bruised up when i walk down that aisle or else Iâll leave your ass.â your tone comes off demanding and firm, but itâs only because you care.
âyes maâamâ he replies, setting down the hot object down on the sink before slowly running his fingers through your hair. âthere you go, babyâ he moves your hair to the front, kissing your cheek and seeing you smile just makes him happy. knowing heâs done a great job.
turning around to face him, you stand on your toes to kiss his lips. âthank you, miggy⊠Iâll see you later, okay? we can go grab dinner outside and then movie night at 9?â
his heart warms at that and lips stretches into a large grin. âsounds like a plan.â then he lightly slaps your ass as you walk out of the door,
âlet me know if thereâs going to be bunch of assholes staring at you today, Iâll hunt them down and fucking kill them on the spot.â he mentions as if itâs nothing
and they say romance is dead.
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cake testing with miggy!
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IF U TAKE MUZAN REQUESTS CAN I PLS REQUEST LOVESICK HUSBAND MUZAN WITH HIS S/O PLEASSEE đ©đ©
if u need more context then itâs still demon au and canon compliant but the only difference is that heâs Sooo soft around his wife. like absolute mush, worships her, says sheâs his equal, blah blah. headcannons r fine!!!! whatever u wanna do w it, doesnât matter if itâs demon or human reader
ËË°âą*ââ· LOVESICK HUSBAND MUZAN WITH WIFE S/O!!
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đč it was love at first sight, no matter how many times he and you doubt it.
đč his love language? physical touch âcause heâs so bad at words of affirmation. đč heâs still the same, evil man you met, the only difference is that he was never evil with you. no matter how many times his demons â especially douma tell you that heâs just putting up a loving facade to mingle with the human world. đč but douma is so wrong. dead wrong. if only you saw the look on his face when he heard muzanâs voice from your shared room, âdarling, donât believe what that demon says, okay? heâs nothing but a lowly scowl, he doesnât even equal up to you â hell, maybe you even equal with me.â đč a lovesick fool. douma concludes. because, đč one, he follows you everywhere, touches every part of your body, but he touches your stomach most, saying heâs gonna put his heir in their one day. đč two, he listens to every word you say, like that one moment where muzan was about to flick doumaâs head off for the ninety-forth time, you stepped in bravely and told him he was too harsh with douma, so as for doumaâs next punishment, he just flicked off half his head. đč three, last but not the least, muzan hates it so much when you spend time with his male demons, or just ordinary male humans. despite you reassuring him literally almost every night, his jealousy would still bubble up and get all protective over you, sending death glares all over to the poor male. đč yes. thatâs how much power you hold over the most powerful demon in existence. đč it doesnât even end there, heâs gotten even more handsy on you when you undergo fever three consecutive times, trying to persuade you in becoming a demon so that you donât have to suffer, but of course, you reject. đč in your first fever, he was just a little bit calm on it, just constantly checking you from time to time, making sure you eat all your meals and herbs/medicines, and leaves you when youâre asleep. đč but, poor man got confused when just a day youâve gotten better, you got fever again the day after, so heâs by your side for the next three days taking care of you, observing you. đč then, at the third time, he finally panics, sending all his demons, also akaza whoâs on a âspecial missionâ to look for the blue spider lily, to gather all the best herbs and best doctors all around town. this is where he also just acts like your shadow. you wanna go to the bathroom? heâll assist you alright. youâre smelling and sweaty? he doesnât care and changes you gently (heâs trying). you donât like the food or herbs or medicines? heâll nastily put it in his mouth and kisses you as he makes sure the food or herbs goes down your throat. đč yes. thatâs how unexpected this man could be. đč and yes, this is you having him wrapped around your fingers.
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a/n: help this is soo bad i just canât imagine a lovesick muzanđđ thatâd be the end of the world alright.
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#đ â ` akiraâs works!#fluff#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#muzan kibutsuji#kibutsuji muzan#demon slayer muzan#muzan demon slayer#muzan kny#kny muzan#kimetsu no yaiba muzan#demon slayer muzan kibutsuji#muzan x you#muzan x y/n#muzan x reader#muzan kibutsuji x reader
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Miguel w/an Innocent S/O
Warnings: Protective Miguel, Slight Yandere Miguel (if you squint), Implications of Smut, Fluff, More Fluff, Spooning, Mentions/Implications of injuries, Insecurity, No Pronouns used for Reader Except 'You'.
Him being fiercely protective of you 24/7.
If someone even so much as looks at you wrong, he stares them down until they either break down and start apologising, or their heart gives out.
Youâre the only person he shows any affection to. Youâre also the only person allowed to touch him. Period.
Heâs so touch starved; please hold him and tell him heâs your big guy :-(
Goes FERAL when you rake your fingers through his hair; his eyes roll into his skull and he canât help but moan a little, even if the context isnât sexual.
Donât bring it up or heâll punish you for it later đ.
He finds your innocence both endearing and worrying.
On one hand, you believe in the good of everyone, which, considering how insecure Miguel can be, is what initially drew him to you; your ability to empathise and sympathise with others, to not judge them.
However, he knows people would take advantage of your kind and giving nature.
One time, he found out that one of the Spiders â a Victorian England era âgentleman superheroâ â had tossed you a used coffee cup and told you to dispose of it on his behalf. When you tried to say something, to tell him you were busy and had better things to do, he just dismissed you.
Of course, Miguel had seen this. He has eyes on you every second of the day.
You never saw that Spiderman again. Nor did anyone else. All that seemed to remain of him was his suit thrown haphazardly into the storage room, where a great big tear edged with blood was ripped into the chestpiece, the heroâs signature top hat abandoned and crumpled beneath it.
He also broke another Spider-Personâs arm when they tried to steal one of the fairy cakes youâd lovingly baked for him; poured your heart and soul into.
Miguel also growls at people he thinks are looking at you strangely. Full-on bares his fangs like a rabid dog and watches them cower.
He purposely grows his fangs out and lets you play with them.
Heâs careful to make sure you donât get hurt, though, guiding your hands away from the pointed tips.
His guilty pleasure is when you kiss his fangs and tell him heâs âThe coolest, most handsome man in the world!â
âJust the world?â He says, smiling, raising an eyebrow. His heart melts in his chest as your smile widens, eclipsing your eyes into crescents.
âIn ALL the worlds!â You say, throwing your arms around his neck and hugging him, laughing. He brings his arms, thick and muscular, around your waist and pulls you into him, pressing ticklish kisses into your neck, revelling in your laughter.
Intimacy-wise, Miguel is horrified at the prospect of hurting you.
Heâs ever so careful, as if handling glass, holding back his strength.
Itâs worth it, though. The strain.
Especially when he hears you mewl and try to hide your face in his chest.
âOh no, Sweetheart,â he says, tangling a hand in your hair and pulling your head back. His pointed fangs flint as he gives a smile. âI want to watch you like this.â
Loves your gentle kisses â they give him life.
Nothing can get him down when youâre around; especially when youâre sitting in his lap.
Though, issues have arisen as a result of your oblivion toâŠcompromising positions.
More often than not, Miguelâs had to bite his lip and tongue when you shift in his lap, catching him, making his heart start and his breath shutter, electric anticipation jolting through him.
He takes you aside in the bathroom to deal with the issue youâve unknowingly caused, but you donât complain. Not that you can with your mouth full.
He looks at you with eyes which have seen the deaths of countless individuals, yet when he finds yours, he sees love and light spanning infinite universes within them. And they give him hope that there is more to life than loss and grief; more to him than his failures.
He revels in the feeling of you hiding behind him whenever youâre scared.
Sometimes he takes you to areas of the facility where he knows youâll be easily frightened â for example, where captive villains are held â so he can feel your hands tightening around his arm or gripping the back of his suit. It makes him feel useful, like he can take on the world.
And he gets off on being the only person who can truly protect you. But heâd never tell you that, of course.
Loves demonstrating his strength around you. He can pick you up single-handedly and carry you anywhere without so much as thinking of breaking a sweat.
He prefers to be the big spoon, curling around you like a shield and protecting you from the outside world, his warm, broad chest to your back.
Tells you how much he loves you through hushed post-intimacy whispers and soft touches. Shows it through acts of service and the insurmountable adoration that fills his eyes whenever youâre around.
He canât imagine being with anybody else. He canât even remember the last time he felt anything save for contempt before you showed up.
And heâll do whatever it takes to protect you. No cost is too great for the love of his life <3.
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âSATORU!!!âÂ
Your white-haired boyfriend pops around the corner. âYes? Why on earth are you screaming?âÂ
You fearfully point at the roach scampering up the living room wall, nervously hiding behind him. âThat.âÂ
âUh...What am I looking at here?âÂ
âOh, donât actâ the bug, Toru!â You yell. âYou mean to tell me that you canât see that thing with your Six Eyes?!âÂ
Satoru lifts his blindfold, then looks back and forth between you and the insect. A wide, incredulous smile spreads across his face. âNo way,â he snickers, then bursts into loud laughter. âThat tiny little thing?! Baby, you exorcize curses daily, but this is what youâre afraid of?!â You stare at him blankly as he leans against the wall, breathless from laughing. Oh, my god, this is too funny.âÂ
âYeah, yeah, whatever. Can you just kill it, please?â
He sighs dramatically, then pokes your cheek. âSure, Iâll take care of the big scary bug,â he mocks, and you curse underneath your breath as he walks closer to the wall.Â
âSatoruâyou better not do anything stupid,â you warn him. You know that he enjoys playing jokes, and you would be stupid to think that he wouldnât bring the insect to you to scare you even more.
âOh, relax. Why donât you go to the room since youâre so scared?âÂ
You bite back any insults, and then go all the way down the hall. There, you find your other boyfriend, Suguru, who had rushed out of the bathroom, his hair wet from the shower. âHeard you scream. Everything okay?âÂ
âYeah, I saw a bug in the living room, but Satoruâs taking care of it.â You reach up to push a wet strand of hair out of his face. âYou can head back and finish up. By the way, for dinner, I was thinkingââÂ
âHOLY SHIT!!!âÂ
You and Suguru see the burst of crimson light from the living room before the loud explosion fills your ears. The house shakes, and both of you stumble to the ground. When everything settles, Suguru helps you up, then you both rush to the living room.Â
Whatâs left of the living room.Â
The wall is completely gone, and where there isnât rubble from the house, there are bits and pieces of your furniture. From where youâre standing, you can see some of the neighbors begin to poke their heads out of their doors and windows, wondering what the explosion was. Then, you see Satoru, who is wide-eyed, and slightly trembling.Â
Suguru is the first to break the silence. âWhat the hell just happened?!âÂ
Satoruâs chest rises and falls with each breath. He then turns to you, pointing at where the wall used to be. âYou didnât tell me that it flies.âÂ
â...Huh?!â You ask.
âWhat- Donât âhuhâ me!â He sputters, flailing his hands around. âThe roach! You didnât tell me that it flies! It scared the shit out of me! It was so unexpected!!âÂ
Finally, the only thing that couldâve happened clicks in your head. The light you saw, the blast. âDid you just fire Red?!âÂ
He crosses his arms. âYes, I fired Red!! Didnât you just hear me say thatââÂ
âOkay, both of you, just stop!â Suguru shouts, putting his hands up. âJustâŠâ He then faces his boyfriend, disbelief and disappointment evident in his features. âYou mean to tell me, that you blew a massive hole in our damn house all because of a roach?! Satoru, what the hell!!âÂ
âSuguru, it was flying!!âÂ
âSo thatâs a good reason to destroy our house?!âÂ
âHey! At least itâs not the whole house,â he says, then laughs nervously when Suguru glares at him. âLike yeah, our TV is definitely gone, but, uh⊠at least the roach is dead?âÂ
âYou fucking idiot!!â Suguru snaps.Â
Satoru snaps right back at him. âYou werenât there to see how it was flying!âÂ
As they go back and forth with their yelling, you groan, burying your face into your hands. You definitely shouldâve just found the strength to kill it with a shoe earlier.
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a/n: got inspired by that post about spiders that i made lmaooooo
#jjk crack#gojo crack#satoru x suguru x reader#satosugu x you#satosugu x reader#gojo x geto x reader#gojo x reader#geto x reader#gojo satoru#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk#written by rey <3#this is so stupid pls#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#like why did i write this lmao
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OMG !! idk if you've seen baby bill cipher but he's such a little cutie â you should totally do a oneshot where he's accidentally transformed into his prime years and the reader is forced to take care of him , not realizing that baby bill imprinted on them !! kinda like ducklings ^_^âĄ
(it can be gender neutral , female , male, whatever you're comfortable with <3)
You didnât know what to expect when you came home after work, especially not with Bill. He couldâve flooded your bathtub with rat sized spiders, or made your fridge grow legs just to tell you that you need to catch it, or even decide to decorate your house with portraits of morbidly disturbing subjects that get worse the longer you look at them.
However what you defiantly didnât expect to see was a little cute yellow blob with comedically large light blue shoes sat on your couch, his singular eye staring at you.
âBill?â You asked as you walked closer to the little guy, still thinking this was some prank as your eyes scan the rest of the room, expecting him to have popped out by now and dose you in fake blood or something but nothing of the sort happened.
The little yellow blob only made grabby hands at you and that was all it took for you to know that this little cutie pie was Indeed the little shit you knew as Bill, but how did he revert to being a baby? You didnât know but your heart melted when baby bill made a disgruntled noise when you didnât immediately pick him up and automatically gave in as you held him close to your chest.
Unaware that baby bill had imprinted on you the moment you walked into the room, knowing that you were a trustworthy person to protect and keep him safe from all harm.
âHello little guy.â You cooed as you smiled down at baby bill who only looked back at you with his big eye full of wonder and awe, it made you wonder about how this little cutie became a demonic creature that thrived off of human tragedy and torture because whatever it was that did it didnât sound too particularly pleasant.
Baby bill only babbled back at you, his tiny hand grasping your finger tightly which only melted your heart even further. âWell arenât you the cutest triangle Iâve ever seen, oh yes you are.â You praised as you sat down on the couch, tickling him slightly, which caused him to giggle and you couldnât help but hold this little sweetheart close to your chest.
Taking care a little baby triangle wasnât easy as you couldnât go to work without the little guy crying and reaching for you with his tiny hands in desperation, it broke your heart that you had to call in sick for the next couple of days as you tried to figure out what baby triangles liked to eat if they even eat at all.
Soon enough you found out that he didnât like crust on his sandwiches after the first couple of times when he didnât touch them, and after that you would always make sure that his sandwiches were crustless as to prevent your house being trashed during his little tantrums.
He still liked silly straws and wouldnât drink anything at all unless it was through a silly straw, this was already well known knowledge as there was countless times where Bill would casually cause chaos and be found sat on some surface, sipping a drink through a silly straw as though he was watching a movie or a sitcom.
You even bought little outfits for him during this time too! Sure they were made for human babies but you didnât care as Bill looked absolutely adorable in the unicorn onesie that you had albums dedicated to him and the outfits you bough him.
You had to wash him in the bathroom sink because you feared that the bathtub would be a bit too big for little bill and that was about as successful as giving a dog a bath, you had to case the floating baby triangle throughout the house before finally managing to catch him and drag him to the bathroom.
Baby bill clung onto you no matter where you went, as though he was scared to be apart from you and would even sneak himself into your hoodies, jackets, wherever he could fit himself in so that when you went to the shop, heâd poke his head out to smile at you.
You wanted to be mad at him but you couldnât when he was so cute and so you gently reminded him that he couldnât always sneak into your pockets and not expect you to experience parental adrenaline when you couldnât find him nearby.
He pouted and looked saddened by this but you made it up to him by cuddling him and blowing raspberries on him, making him giggle.
You wake up to him sleeping on your face most of the time since he couldnât sleep anywhere else unless he was near you, but you feared that youâd squish him by accident so you tried letting him sleep on your pillow, only for him to be found fast asleep against your face or your neck by the morning.
It was sweet while it lasted but it was only a matter of time before he reverted back to his usual sharp angles and chaotic self, so you valued all the time you had with baby bill to heart and making sure he had nothing but unconditional love and affection from someone who cared.
#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls imagine#gravity falls imagines#gravity falls#bill cipher x you#bill cipher imagine#bill cipher imagines#bill cipher x reader#the book of bill
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Spiders are alright. What really scares me is mold
Reasons to burn down a room, right?
#the spiders and i are roommates#i don't bother them and they don't bother me#bit during summer please move out#but mold#mold!#that shit kills your lungs#it's invisible#you can't get rid of it!#there are many health things related to mold exposure during childhood#anc even now the stuff follows me!#friends have mold!#moldy bathroom!#bad landlord!#dishonest second hand sellers!#fuck you and ypur mold
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đ đđđđ, aaron hotchner
aaron hotchner x fem!reader (916 words)
in which you end up with an injured nose at girlâs night and aaron takes care of you
warnings: bloody nose (surprise), r is tipsy, sweet aaron again đ«¶đ»
`âŠ Ë ÖŽÖ¶ đâč
This is probably the last way you would have imagined your day to end up like. This being sitting in the passenger seat of Hotch's car with an ice pack against your very much painful bloody nose.
It's funny to think that working in the fbi wasn't what gave you an injurie but falling against Emily's coffee table sure was. It was definitely quite a fight between you, one of Sergio's toys on the floor and the corner of the table. You just didn't happen to win it, leaving your nose bruised and bloody.
You felt utterly embarrassed for having to call him to pick you up, but you couldn't drive after two cups of wine and didn't want to ruin girl's night. You're sure there's better things for him to do on his day off, specially at midnight.
Though he doesn't seem bothered by it the slightest, his hand resting on your thigh for the whole ride home and stealing worried glances at you once in a while.
"You okay?" He asks once he opens the door, helping you out of your seatbelt.
You're quiet and that worries him. He knows pretty well you're not one to be quite when alcohol is running in your system.
"Mhm. Sorry for this, again." It's probably your fourth apology tonight and he doesn't like that one bit.
"Stop saying sorry." His tone is almost stern but you can feel the affection sweeping through it. "I missed you today, was glad you called." He's too sweet even when you're sure you ripped him out of bed, his crooked quarter zip that's thrown over his sleeping shirt proving you right.
You smile softly at him, regretting it immediately as your nose stings.
Aaron hushes you inside the house, immediately leading you to the bathroom and sitting you on the counter.
He rummages through the cabinets for a moment, pulling out a few cottons and other things you're too dozy too look properly at.
"Oh, sweet girl..." It's only now that he takes the ice pack from your nose that he realizes how painful it must be. There's dried blood right outside your nostrils and the bridge of your nose look another shade.
"That bad, uh?" You mock, holding back a chuckle at his reprehending stare.
Aaron starts cleaning your nose with a wet cotton, mumbling out gentle sorries when you hiss in pain.
You take the time to look at him through half closed eyes. His dishevelled hair, his concentrated expression and most of all his quarter zip paired with stripped pyjama pants. It makes you feel both giddy and guilty that he probably came running to get you once you called.
"You're pretty." You say it before getting to actually think about it. But the fact that you're still tipsy helps you say things shamelessly.
"Thank you, honey. You're very pretty too." He answers with a smile bigger than he intended, just happy that you're finally acting like you normally would while tipsy.
Once the blood is cleaned and the arnica is applied, he reaches for the small band aid box. They all have some kind of cartoon in them, Jack's influence.
"Which one?" He questions with fake seriousness, displaying all the different band aids.
You point to the spider-man themed one, probably Jack's influence as well.
"Very good choice." Aaron pulls it open, carefully applying it over the small cut on the bridge of your nose before pressing a tiny kiss there.
He tells you to wait for a moment before dissapearing into the bedroom, coming back a few seconds later with a large hoodie and one pair of stripped pyjama pants - both his.
You let out a relaxed sigh once you're in them, his scent comforting and similar to what you would call home.
"Gimme a kiss?" You mumble nasally, a chuckle bubbling out of him at the way it sounds more like 'kith'.
"I'll hurt your nose."
"No, it'll heal magically from your kiss." You do little in trying to persuade him, but it's more than enough for him.
Aaron tucks a few strands of hair behind your ears, cupping your warm cheeks and leaning in to place a gentle peck on your lips.
"Better, sweet girl?" It's not really a question, as he knows the answer. His lips trail from your cheek to your temple, lingering there for a moment before pulling to hold your face once more.
"Mhm, much better." You lean into his hands almost involuntarily.
His hands reach under your thighs, picking you up before you can even process it. You let out a surprised gasp, smacking his chest lightly when he laughs.
"You know, my nose is hurt. Not my legs, Aaron." You mumble against his neck, smiling at the way he shivers at the contact.
"Just let me spoil you, yeah?" He shushes you, arms comfortable around you as he enters the bedroom.
Once you're tucked inside the blankets in his so familiar bed, Aaron pulls out his quarter zip. Throwing it on top of the armchair in the corner before rushing to lay beside you.
Almost immediately, your arms find place around his waist. Your fingers trace incoherent shapes on his stomach and your head lays against his chest, his heartbeat lulling you to a sleepy state almost immediately.
"Thank you." It's barely a whisper, but he hears it just fine.
He hums, squeezing his arms around you before pressing a kiss to your hair one last time. "My sweet girl."
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Aye, this is kinda random but what if we rent a room and (surprisingly not) the room is infested by the spiders and the landlord is some kind of werespider or a spider ruler đ„đ„đ„
Spider Hybrid Horde x Reader
Content: gender neutral reader, NSFW, prompt: Mommyâs Little Monsters
Little heathens, blasphemous crreatures! Nasty vermin, every single one They want your blood, they need to feed And now Mother has brought them a treat
"That's a lot of webs", you groan to yourself, placing down your luggage.
A cheap room's a cheap room. No point in complaining about it now. You wander around, inspecting the dusty furniture and glancing out the window. Youâd expected more people around, given everything else was booked out. Yet the paths are empty, save for the overgrown vegetation.
Even the lobby was devoid of any other human. You were instructed to pick up your key and find your room by yourself. Your only encounter was spiders, hanging from every corner and crawling in and out of the multiple cracks decorating the washed out walls.
You stretch your arms out and lazily throw your clothes on the bed, then walk towards the bathroom. Maybe some hot water will wash down your discomfort. The faucet turns with a rusty creak.
Suddenly, a horrendous shadow looms above you, twisting and bending over the shower curtain. There's a smacking sound, and the silhouette vanishes as quickly as it came.
"Not now, you varmint!" Mother scolds. "You're going to scare the human, and I won't find a better one."
The intruder scurries back to the group, lowering his head apologetically. His brothers continue gawking at your oblivious form, fat droplets of drool hitting the tile.
"Soon, soon", Mother coos. "Then you can do whatever you please."
Look at her boys, all grown up, ready to mate and breed. Itâs about time she becomes a proper Grandmother.
The spider hybrids clack their arthropod appendages in excitement. Who gets to use you first? Thereâs a lot to consider, you see. They canât tire you out too much, not until everyoneâs had their chance to fill you. How do humans sound when theyâre being fucked relentlessly? Theyâre about to find out.
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miguel assumes you're mad when you stop initiating kisses and tries to get back on your good side âfeaturing grumpy but lovelorn miguel and his head-in-the-clouds spider-girl. requested here. fem!reader, 3k.
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"GĂ n de piĂ oliang!" cheers the puppy at the bottom of your screen. Well done.
You smile at him and slide your finger across a lilac candy to make another three-match.Â
The music playing from your phone quietens as a text lines the top of the screen. You click it as soon as you recognise the contact picture beside it, your handsome Miguel with a filter over his face that paints rosy pink hearts over his high cheeks.Â
Finished. his text says.Â
Miguel is a man of little words. Over the phone he talks even less, easier to draw blood from stone than harness a conversation with him that isn't in person. His text demarcates the wall of messages you sent him earlier, not wanting for a reply but bursting to tell him things as they happened.Â
You put your phone down carefully. It's one of your most treasured possessions, shimmering and high tech, you can fold it down the middle to fit in your little spider suit pockets, though the amount of charms and beads hanging from it now impedes that particular functionality.
Miguel gave it to you as a gift without any fanfare around the time you started staying in his apartment in the society, and while your bunking with him was supposed to be temporary, the phone is for keeps. You've decorated it accordingly.
The best charm is a beaded translucent jellyfish, and not solely because it's beautiful: Miguel has a matching one that he showcases shamelessly.Â
You rush into his neat bathroom and lean heavily on the counter, propping your hand on the faucet to hold your weight as you assess your reflection in the mirror. When you turn your face, your nose shines in the light.Â
You decide it's best to wash up. Miguel will be back soon enough.Â
You get distracted by skincare, toner pads resting on your cheeks when you hear the door opening. A waste to take them off prematurely, you pat them flat to your skin and meet Miguel in his bedroom half ready.Â
"I can see why you didn't text me back," he says, giving you a quick glance from the corner of his eye as he walks past the bed and your waiting phone. He beelines for the kitchenette and disappears around the corner. "What do they do, the squares?"Â
"They're calming, I think," you say, following his path from the bathroom to the small kitchen.Â
His apartment is big but not huge. The main room is his bedroom, with enough space for a couch and a TV he never uses that comes out of the wall. To the right is a utility closet for storage and a walk-in wardrobe, and to the left lies the kitchen and the bathroom. It takes you all of ten seconds to be by his side.Â
Bottles rattle as Miguel opens the fridge. He grabs sparkling water for himself and a fruit tea concoction for you. You hadn't followed him for that, but you accept it anyway.Â
He looks tired. Tilting his head back to drink, you eye the stiff set to his shoulders and the way he rolls his arm out, orchestrating an offer for a massage in your head.Â
Miguel squints at you. "What?"Â
"What?" you ask back.Â
He doesn't explain. He screws the lid back on to his water and closes the fridge.Â
With his empty hand, Miguel reaches for your face. You stay very still in anticipation of his touch, imagining how he might take your cheek in his hand and pull you close, or perhaps curl thick, long fingers behind your neck and guide your chin up. He can be rough in odd ways, as though he's unaware of his strength.Â
"It's slimy," he says in disgust, pulling a toner pad from your left cheek.Â
"It's going to make my skin clearer."Â
"There's nothing wrong with your skin." True or not, you know it's Miguel's way of being sweet. He takes the second toner pad too, tossing them in the trash with a huff. "That's better. You look normal. Or, as normal as possible."Â
"Jerk!" you say through a smile, thinking now's the moment.Â
But Miguel hasn't peeled away your skincare to kiss you. He pats a spot of dampness on your cheek away with the back of his hand and turns on his heel, gunning for a change of clothes and a shower, if you know him. "Drink your tea. Did you eat? Me preocupo por ti."Â
You sigh and trail after him. "I was waiting for you to come back. It's Vietnamese week in the cafeteria, they're making cĂĄ kho tá». Do you like that? It's sweeter than hake."Â
"It's fish?"Â
"Catfish. Caramelised catfish." You sit down on the bed, flipping your phone open to play your game while he decides.Â
That, and to ignore the inkling of doubt blossoming like mould under heat in your chest. An achy sort of worryâŠÂ
Does Miguel not want to kiss you?Â
"What's the other option? I don't like sweet foods."Â
You knew that already. "You could make pasta?" you suggest.Â
"You'd love that."Â
"Are you teasing me?"Â
Miguel pokes his head out of the wardrobe, and with it comes his naked chest. His muscles are insane, lean tanned stretches of cord pulled taut as he grabs a shirt. "I'm making an observation. You like carbs."Â
"Everyone likes carbs, Miguel, especially Spiders."Â
"I know, but I don't make anyone else dinner." He's definitely flirting now, his voice playful and soft. "I'll make you pasta if you want."Â
Why hasn't he kissed you? Offering to make you dinner, smiling at you just as soon as his face has been pulled through his t-shirt. He's acting as affectionate as a man who'd like to kiss you without pulling through.Â
Well, maybe you kiss him too much. Come to think of it, you initiate the vast, vast majority of kisses, and you must kiss him twice a day at least. Miguel clearly favours you, but it's possible he isn't interested in as much physicality as you and hasn't had the heart to say. He likes watching vintage movies at night and half the time you're not interested in those. You haven't said a word about it because things between you are new and you like his being happy watching the things he enjoys. Miguel could be doing the same, allowing hugs and kisses he doesn't necessarily want in order to avoid hurting your feelings.Â
A favourite phrase of his cuts through your thinking, "ÂżAlguien en casa?" Anyone home?
"Oh, sorry, were you not getting enough attention?" you ask him, pretending to be more nonchalant than you are as you open the match game on your phone.Â
The puppy barks hello.Â
"Ah, you're a cĂłmico now." Miguel sits on the bed beside you in sweatpants, reaching across the sheets to give your arm a shake. "I said, I'll make you pasta if you want pasta."Â
"I want what you want," you say honestly.Â
He stares at you. You're not sure what he's confused about. "Alright. Did you want it now?" he asks.Â
"Yes, serf," you say, laughing when he knocks your phone out of your hand and stands in a dramatised annoyance.Â
You play a couple levels of your game to give him space. He's quiet as he washes his hands and gets out the cookware, but he appears curious in the door, rag between his hands. "You're not gonna come and sit with me? I really am your maid."Â
Eager for an invitation, you join him in the kitchen. You brace yourself behind you to hop onto the counter and find his hands on your hips, helping you up.Â
Miguel meets your eyes as he does, not close but enough to beckon down for a kiss. You think about doing it. He might let you, his straight lashes pointed with his gaze, his eyes a heavy weight where they trace your features unhurried.Â
"How come you didn't text me back earlier?" he asks.Â
"Oh, I didn't know you were expecting me to. I'm sorry, handsome, I was kind of grodyâ"
"Grody? I doubt thatâ"Â
"âI figured I'd wash up before you got back."Â
"So you were busy?" he asks, returning to the chopping board at the left of the stove. He picks up a glinting-sharp knife. "Not something else?"Â
"No, why? Was I supposed to do something today?"Â
Miguel begins slicing into a tomato, red skin splitting to reveal greener insides. "No. No, just wondering."Â
You lean back against the wall, crossing a leg over your thigh. He's being kind of off. Your first impulse is to try and kiss it better but that directly fights your new theory. Being nice physically is far from your only weapon.Â
"Did you have a good day?" you ask, and here's where you'd pull him close or sidle up behind him and twist his hair around your finger. "I was thinking about you a lot. Did the strike mission go okay?"Â
"Fine. You didn't come see me, but it was fine."Â
You eye him from the corner of your vision. He's still cutting up tomatoes, a pan of olive oil and minced garlic simmering between you.Â
"I sent you all those photos," you say.Â
One of the Peter's you hang around with got his arm stuck in a window after he said, "Is that a bad idea, do you think? I really wanna try," and Hobie said, "They can't stop you."Â
The 'they' being unknown, Hobie was right. No one could stop Peter once he started climbing, but the window could certainly stop him from getting down. You'd sent Miguel pictures of his dangling body up in the atrium like a dark splodge, as well as a blurry photo of your face when you'd accidentally turned the camera. He responded to that one with a heart but the rest he didn't touch.Â
"They got him down eventually," you continue, "but I had to stay for moral support! And to feed him popcorn so he didn't starve. Was it peaceful without me?"
"You know I like when you visit me, right?" he asks carefully.Â
"Yeah?"Â
"Yeah?" he mimics, waving his hand at you. "Can't deal with you. Get the cream from the fridge."Â
You eat dinner as you and Miguel tend to do âyou talk your way through it happily, smiling and joking, and he puts extra helpings on your plate when you aren't looking.Â
The alien quality of what you're doing rears its head briefly. He's trying to stop the quasi apocalypse. You're willing to help, though you'd been more interested in Miguel and getting to know his enigma than your responsibilities. Weird how love makes you want to be better.Â
"What was your course like?" Miguel asks, when the dishes have been set aside for washing and you've showered for the night.Â
He's talkative tonight.Â
"They taught us how to wield a baton," you say, climbing into his bed with a tired sigh. "One girl was crazy about it. She kind of looked like meâŠ" You yawn, looking for his waist as he settles in the sheets and pillows next to you. "You're lucky I got my claws into you when I did. At least I'm not murderous. Much."Â
Miguel covers your hand on his ribs. He squeezes your fingers together gently like he's collecting them under his palm for borrowing.Â
"You didn't get your claws in me. I'm not easily led."Â
"Course not," you snort. You actually agree with him, but he said it too seriously for bedtime.Â
Miguel abandons your hand to pull you in, encouraging your head and upper chest onto his, hand coasting up and down the length of your arm lovingly. Firmly, like a massage, but adoring nonetheless. You languish in his touches and rub your lips, still tingling from spearmint, against the collar of his shirt gently. As indirect a kiss as you can manage, practically sick with longing after a day unkissed.Â
"Are you mad at me?" he asks into the quiet.
You pause, fingers with a mind of their own as you take a long strand of hair that curls under his ear between them, combing it flat. "Why, have you done something?" you ask, hiding your confusion with a delighted lilt.Â
"I've been trying to work that out." Frustration seeps into his voice, roughened syllables drawn tight, "But you're evasive."Â
"I'm evasive," you say softly, tilting your head back to meet his eye. "Miguel, why do you think I'm mad at you? I'm not mad."Â
Miguel glares at you. Brows furrowed, an especially formidable downturn to an otherwise pretty mouth, he looks as though he wants to start a fight with you, and as though he doesn't believe it.Â
"I'm not mad," you insist, sitting up a little.Â
"ThenâŠ"Â
You scrunch your brows at him. "You've been thinking I was mad at you all day? Why didn't you say something, handsome?"Â
He might roll his eyes at your pet name if he weren't knee deep in relief. You didn't know being mad at him was something he'd be sad with, and yet there he is lying beneath you, blowing a big enough exhale to ruffle the hair from his forehead.Â
Miguel takes your face into one hand. Your eyelashes flutter against his palm like a shuddering butterfly wing as you lean into his touch, more than happy to offer him whatever relief it is he needs while enjoying in the feeling of being close to him.Â
"You haven't kissed me all day," he says quietly. "I thought I must've pissed you off, 'cos you're more piranha than girl sometimes, but you weren't acting any weirder than usual beyond that."Â
You roll your eyes and hide your face in his hand. He's kidding around, and his thumb rubs over your skin tenderly to prove it.Â
"You're not mad?" he asks again.Â
You kiss his palm. You kiss his wrist, happy when he knows the moves like a well practised dance, his fingers sliding behind your ear to steady you as you dip down for a kiss.Â
It's a good kiss. Warm mouths vying for one another but trying not to seem desperate, Miguel's hand behind your ear growing harsher as you pull a breath against his lips. You press your hand into his pec too hard.Â
"Sorry," you murmur, stealing another fast kiss and pulling away.Â
You barely feel how uncomfortably you're skewed, you're that happy.Â
"Is there a reason you wouldn't kiss me?" he asks.Â
"I'm, like, always the first one to initiate and I kinda got it in my head maybe you didn't want me kissing you that muchâŠ" You grin at him. "The whole time you're playing twenty questions with me wishing I'd lay one on you. You know you have a voice for more than yelling at people, right?"Â
Miguel gets this look in his eyes then, rolling his jaw a touch at the supposed audacity of what you've said. The tip of his tongue works at his canine tooth, his eyebrows rising as he asks, "Oh, is that how you're talking to me tonight?"Â
"How else should I talk to you, Miguel?"Â
He doesn't bother with swiftness nor a show of strength as he rolls you onto your back. He settles above you with measured movements, a pleased smirk playing on his lips now. His eyes are dark, pupils wide as dimes.
"With compassion, mi cielo," he says.
"Have some sympathy for me," you implore him, wrapping your arms around his waist. It diffuses the tension, though neither party minds, evidenced by Miguel's easy relaxation and your ecstatic mood. Happiness bubbles up like carbonated bubbles, your chest awake with a fizzing excitement. "You really thought I was mad 'cos I wasn't kissing you?"Â
He avoids the question. "You think you're the only one who initiates?" he asks genuinely.Â
"Why didn't you kiss me, then? When you came home?"Â
"Your face was wet."Â
"And after when we were eating dinner?"Â
Miguel smiles at you. No sarcasm, no stress. He leans down to kiss you chastely, pulling away to say, "I thought you were definitely mad at that point."Â
"A kiss would've made me feel better."Â
You realise how quiet your bubble of the world really is for that handful of seconds, Miguel holding himself above you, your hands loose behind the broad stretch of his back.Â
"You know you can just ask me, yeah? You don't have to worry and wonder how I'm feeling. I'll tell you how I'm feeling if you want to know."Â
"Cariño, I always want to know," he says.Â
You breathe out slowly. Miguel takes your face into his hand for another kiss, or so you think âhe pinches your cheek.Â
"And I always want to kiss you," he says quickly, climbing off of you.Â
"Where are you going?"Â
"I need a drink."Â
A break from sincerity. You don't mind that he needs to walk it off as long as he comes back. You stretch out on your back and cover your face with your hands.Â
"People think I'm the weird one," you say into them.
A hand clamps around your ankle and tugs you down. You shriek with startled laughter and climb away from him as he lands on top of you, a cold water bottle held to your bare neck.Â
"No!" you laugh.Â
Miguel laughs in tandem and presses it further down.Â
"I really am going to be mad at you if you don't quit!" You yelp as condensation wets your collar. "Miguel!"
"You're a wimp," he says with a bright smile.Â
You push him with some enhanced super strength and manage to get the water bottle off of your neck, but Miguel makes up for any differences in strength with enthusiasm and muscle alike, shoving you down.Â
You're laughing and pleading at the same time, "Please, Miguel, stop, it's sooooo cold."Â
Miguel laughs, dropping the bottle somewhere above your head, covering the cooled stripe of your skin with his big hand. The sound is warming enough, but you let him sweat for a second, content to be doted on.Â
He gives you a once over. "I'll kiss you first more," he promises.Â
"Starting now, please, handsome. Mi cielo."Â
Miguel groans and digs his arms under your back. You don't fight it as he drags you back to the top of the bed. In fact, you quite enjoy it. You lay back to receive his sorry pecks and his all encompassing hug, forgetting what you'd been worried about one damp crescent moon of a kiss at a time.
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Pairing: Miguel OâHara x F!Reader
Prompt: Breeding
Warnings: 18+ MDNI, a lot of body descriptions, reader is on the curvier side, some grinding/dry humping, male masturbation (barely), ovulation, piv, unprotected sex (lmk if I forgot anything)
WC: 4.7k
A/N: lets say spider society is funded by the most rish spider-people and thats what the dinner was for. also this is long asf- i blacked out im so sorryÂ
Itâs a formality. This whole dinner party. Itâs something Miguel gets invited to every year and every year he dreads going to it, having to play posh in order to get some extra funding from the higher-ups. Although, he doesnât mind too much this year because heâs bringing you.Â
Heâs fidgeting, and complaining about his collar when you come out of the bathroom, youâre asking him if you look okay and he knows his answer before he looks at you. He knows you look good, he tells you so before turning to you and only reassures you upon gazing at the outfit.Â
This dress is new, and youâre worried your tummy might be too big for it so youâve thrown a coat over to hide it. Miguel knows what the coat is really for but doesn't mention it, not wanting to risk making you so uncomfortable you change out of everything. He compliments your new perfume instead, winning a confused smile from you. Youâre fidgeting with the coat on the ride to the venue, saying that itâs itchy and youâre getting too warm. He suggests you take it off but you gently refuse and stop complaining.Â
He gets dragged away from you the moment he walks through the door. He hates leaving you alone at these things, he knows you donât socialize well and he knows the men here want a taste of you. Heâs anxious to get back to you for the entire hour these deep pockets talk his ear off. He hasnât been listening, heâs thinking about you. Heâs almost overwhelmed at the love he has for you, heâs never felt this way before. Heâs missing you even though you guys are in the same place, even though heâs only been away from you for an hour. He canât get out of there fast enough, shoving the doors of the conference room open and searching for you immediately.Â
When his eyes find you, they find that youâve already taken your jacket off and youâre socializing with an entire group of people. Theyâre conversing with you comfortably. You bring a smile to his face as you laugh at someoneâs joke. His eyes rake over your body, finally taking in your true outfit.Â
It has him stiffening in his pants. Youâre wearing a dark red pencil dress, the same color as his suit. It hugs your curves perfectly, doing justice to your plush thighs, your ass and showcasing the curve of your back. His favorite part though, is the way it hugs your front. Your boobs look great, sure, but itâs emphasizing the little pooch that sits at the bottom of your stomach.Â
You hate it, saying it makes you look fat, that you wish you could get rid of it⊠but in Miguelâs eyes? Itâs just proof youâre the perfect woman to mother his children. He came to this conclusion before he even knew about your tummy. He had seen your wide hips, your care toward others, how good you are with children, and decided he wanted you.Â
Once he got you to date him, to fall in love with him, he found out about your little belly fat. Youâd been sucking it in as much as you could whenever you were around him, sometimes wearing higher pants than necessary in hopes of the jeans pushing your stomach down. It broke his heart to hear you so insecure but there was also a little flame igniting in his stomach.Â
The flame never left. He didnât tell you about it, but every time he noticed your belly pushing against your tank top, or a tight shirt, whenever he felt your soft tummy on his hard stomach- through the t-shirt you insist on wearing while he fucked you- the fire raged brighter. He added it to the list of reasons youâd be an amazing child-bearer. Heâs obsessed with the protective fat over your womb.Â
He watches you cover your stomach with your arm as you laugh, not even realizing youâre trying to hide his favorite part of you. Heâs walking over to you before he plans out what heâll say. He just stands beside you, inhaling your sweet perfume, and waiting for you to feel his presence, it doesn't take long. You turn to him with a surprised smile and give him an excited hug. âMiguel!â
His heart expands at your excitement upon his arrival, he wraps an arm around your waist and presses you against him. Your voice is muffled as you speak to him. âI feel like I havenât seen you in forever!â Heâs not listening though.Â
To any outsider, it looked like Miguel just really missed you, when in reality, he was making sure you could feel what you do to him. You let out a pretty sigh into his ear once you feel his bulge press into you. Your eyes are on his as you pull away, searching them for a reason as to why heâs hard but all heâs too busy taking in every piece of you.Â
Youâre both lost in your own world, you donât realize the people you were talking to have moved on from your conversation, talking with some other people now and leaving you and Miguel to your moment.Â
His hands are resting on your hips before one slides behind you, pressing his open palm against the small of your back before the other presses against your lower stomach, right over your uterus. Miguel can feel your stomach tense under his hand as you suck in, tightening your muscles but Miguel just tuts and tilts his head at you, disappointed. âDonât do that, cariño. I love her.â Your gaze is on the floor as you listen to him, he sounds drunk, his voice is distant and hazy.Â
His head is cloudy with fantasies. He can see your stomach, how it would grow and swell as you create his child inside you. He thinks about how beautiful you would look with your womb stuffed full of him. He swears sheâs calling for him- your womb- begging him to fill her up, paint your walls white until his seed takes, maybe a little more after that just to be safe.Â
You can see his thoughts racing, you can tell heâs working himself up, you just donât understand what is doing this to him. His hand on your stomach is making you a bit self-conscious, but your muscles have been too tight for too long, and they give out. Your soft tummy relaxes and presses into his hand, pulling a relieved sigh from Miguel. His breathing picks up and his eyebrows furrow before he looks up from your stomach, looking into your eyes instead. âYou know I love this, right?â
He looks back down at your belly as he readjusts his palm, opening his hand wider to cover more of your pooch. You whine and shift uncomfortably, the way his hand is resting over your womb is hot, itâs turning you on but youâre barely aware of that fact because anxiety is overrunning everything. Youâre waiting for Miguel to slip up, for you to see a crack in his lies. You appreciate the attempt at making you feel better about your body but you donât- you canât believe him.Â
Until you look up into his eyes.Â
Theyâre drowning in need, his pupils entirely blown out, covering most of the red in his eyes. Heâs gazing at you as he slowly pulls you in and presses his plump lips against yours with a moan. You pull away quickly and look around, a few people looking your way at Miguelâs louder-than-safe moan. You look back up at him to warn him, tell him to keep it down but the words die on your tongue. His eyes are hazy and confused, still looking at your lips like he canât figure out why you pulled away. You smile at him incredulously and pull his hand away from your back but he whimpers when you try and take his hand off your womb.Â
âMiguel, weâre public, baby.â Your voice is soft yet frantic, and his eyes are still begging you. âPeople are staringâŠâ That gets a reaction, his face twitches and his eyes clear and harden a bit. He looks around the room with a snarl and you have to pull his gaze back to you.Â
âHey! Whatâs gotten into you?â The question hurts him a bit as he thinks it over, he really is trying to pinpoint why this is affecting him so much. All he can focus on is you though, your scent enveloping him like a cloud. It smells like everything good, like flowers and honey, but also clean like soap and linen. Itâs suffocating him, stopping all thought.Â
âYou smell so good, amor. What is that? I donât recordar buying este para ti.â His voice is muffled as he buries his face in the top of your head, looking for the source of your scent. Youâve had enough, heâs doing all of this in the middle of the party, and youâre starting to feel a bit embarrassed. Youâre pushing him back, slowly walking him to the edges of the party. You feel people staring until you finally hit a wall, pushing a grunt from Miguel. âWhat is up with you?â Your tone is gentle but youâre getting concerned, youâve never seen him like this.
His eyes are shut tightly as his brows furrow and he lets out a pathetic whimper. âIâm sorry. I- I donât know.â His hand leaves your stomach to bury in his hair and you instantly miss its warmth. You take a step closer to him, waiting for him to say more. âCan we leave? I think weâve been here long enough, yeah?â Heâs already pulling your hand to the exit.Â
Heâs silent in the car and on the drive home, constantly running his hand through his hair, and bouncing the leg that isn't on a pedal. Youâre taking in his frantic state and notice that through all this, heâs still hard. âMiguelâŠâ He gasps softly and turns to you for a moment. âWhatâs wrong?
âI donât-â His eyes dart to your form. â Your dress for one.â You glance down and wish you hadnât, you see your stomach split into rolls, folding the fabric of your dress, accentuating the itâs softness. Your arms cross over it, trying to hide and Miguel groans.
âDonât do that, I told you.â His voice sounds painful and strained. You look back at him to see a distressed look on his face and his hand palming his throbbing cock through his suit pants. âI fucking love her.â His breathing gets heavy, causing him to inhale more of your painfully sweet perfume. âWhat the fuck is that smell, baby?âÂ
You can hear him take a big inhale of the air in the car and a shiver runs up his spine. âIâmâŠâ You struggle to round up enough thoughts to answer him, too distracted by the way he crushes his dick against his thigh and the little moans that accompany his movements. âIâm not wearing perfume, Miguel.â
That's when it hits him. Why heâs so desperate for you, why your scent is clouding his every thought and taking over his mind⊠Youâre ovulating.Â
A broken groan rips from his throat at the realization, he speeds the rest of the way home. When you guys finally arrive he parks in the driveway and unlocks the doors, but doesnât move. âI need you to get out, bonita.â
You feel arousal settle in your stomach as you press your legs together. Miguelâs head falls back, and his hair falls with his head, revealing his red-tipped ears. His hips are still gently thrusting into his hand, the other is squeezing the wheel so hard you thought it might crack. âI- I need a moment, baby. Iâll explain everything, just go inside and-â He lets out a breathless curse and his hips stutter against his palm. âAnd go change and just- just wait for me, okay? Iâll be there in a moment, go.â Youâre in a trance as he speaks but the force in his command shakes you out of it.Â
You leave the car silently and make your way to his place. You change out of your clothes in a daze, putting on a tank top and one of his sweatpants as you try to process what just happened. You grab a blanket and wait for Miguel on the couch.Â
Itâs only a few minutes before you hear his footsteps approaching the door. You stand in front of the doorway, oddly nervous as you watch the knob turn. His eyes meet yours the moment the door opens, his eyes stay on yours as he ducks through the frame, and takes his shoes off. They only tear from yours to take in your new outfit, your lower belly is the first place his eyes land. He gets that weak look in his eye youâve been seeing all night and his breathing picks up.
Miguel notices the way your stomach sucks in for a moment before relaxing, letting your body be as she is and it making him feral. He needs you so bad, he wants to just take you right here but he promised you an explanation. His eyes flicker up to you and he takes a shaky deep breath and tries to keep his voice steady. âHave a seat, hermosa.â
He looks nervous, he keeps wiping his hands on his suit pants as you walk over to sit on the couch, he seats himself at the other end, across from you. Youâre turned to him, legs crossed and laying in his lap. He turns to face you more and accidentally places your legs over his bulge, you can feel his thighs tense as he folds in half, letting out a choked moan that he tries to cover as a cough. You let him think he got away with it, he leaves your legs over his bulge, giving him enough stimulation to think straight.Â
Youâre looking at him expectantly, waiting for him to explain and he decides to just rip the band-aid off. âYouâre-â Arousal stabs in his stomach at the sentence he has to utter. He bites into his lip and tries to regulate his breathing. âYouâre o- ovulating.â Your legs shift in his lap as your expression falls, embarrassed. âAnd I can smell it.âÂ
Your legs pull out of his lap quickly and you bring your knees to your chest. âWhat?!â You sit up and tuck your legs under you, sitting on your calves. âYou can smell it? Iâm- God thatâs so- Iâm so sorry.â
His mind is getting hazy again without your contact. âNo. Cariño, not that. Itâs not like that.â He sighs at your confusion, he wishes you understood how desperate he was, maybe then you wouldnât ask him to talk so much, maybe youâd just let him fuck you already. âItâs more like pheromones.â
His hand slides across the couch cushion, wraps around your ankle and slowly drags you toward him. âItâs a change in your personal scent. Your body is trying to trick mine into breeding you, and guess what?â Heâs pulled you straight and is crawling up your body, slowly lowering himself against you so his bulge is pressing against your pussy, right over your clit.
 Heâs so hard heâs able to split your lips, rubbing the cloth of his sweatpants against your naked pussy and you gasp at the feeling. Your hands slide up from his biceps to pull his head in, anxiously awaiting the rest of his sentence. He smirks at the eager look on your face and leans in, just inches from your lips, and whispers against them. âMy body is so gullible for you.â You whimper.
You can feel your entire being heating up as he kisses you so intensely, like heâs trying to devour you. Heâs groaning against your lips and licking into your mouth as he wrestles his jacket off. Your hands shoot to his belt and struggle to get it off, whining into the kiss when his belt gets caught on the loops. He smiles into you and his hands come to rest over yours. âTranquila, bebe. Iâm the desperate one, remember?â
You shake your head his words and let him take his pants off while you wiggle out of his sweats. He moans at your bare pussy and his arms give out for a moment, almost dropping his weight on you before catching himself. âN-no panties?â His fingers are on you, rubbing your clit and spreading your slick all over you, coating his fingers in it. Heâs being downright messy.
âMiggy- Miguel, I need it so bad- need you so bad. I love you so much. Youâre so-â Your mind is already gone as you grind up into his fingers, overwhelmed by the added pleasure of his desperation. Heâs groaning into your ear as he humps himself against your thigh in time with his fingers.Â
âI donât know. I need-â You cut him off with a moan and he smiles as you apologize in between whimpers. âI think Iâd need to cum in you, cariño. I need- My brain can only focus on-â He groans as you writhe against him, pushing your thigh into his crotch. His head lowers to rest against yours as his fingers speed up inside you. He can feel the way youâre coating them, soaking every crevice with your sweetness. He can feel the way theyâre sliding inside you, the way your walls are squeezing him, itâs too much. âI can only think about cumming in you, bebe.âÂ
Truthfully, his thoughts were more focused on what would come afterward, watching you swell with his child but you guys havenât even had a conversation about kids yet.
âNo.â You whine at him, he feels sadness shoot through his stomach but he tries to mask it. âJust fuck me, please?â Youâre looking up at him with puppy dog eyes, your hands around his neck pulling his face impossibly closer as your lips try and lock with his. He nods at you gently, he wants to give you anything you could possibly want.
âOkay, amor.â He kisses you quickly before taking his hands off of you and starts unzipping his pants, pulling himself out of his boxers while you wait. You watch him for a bit as he gets undressed before a thought pushes into your head.
What if I took my top off this time?Â
You think it over for a second, you want to be yourself with him, completely and heâs explained his love for your tummy over and over again.Â
What could be the worst that happens?
Images of Miguelâs face twitching in disgust flash through your head. Unrealistic scenarios of Miguel pulling away, starting to reject your advances and your kisses plague your brain.Â
He wouldnât do that.Â
You take a deep breath and bite the bullet, pulling your tank top over your head quickly and Miguel freezes, causing an abundance of discomfort on your end. You thought this was something heâd want, something heâd like, now that youâve exposed yourself though, heâs silent.Â
You try to stand strong, but your hands are twitching at your sides to cover your stomach. You pray to whatever god there may be that you somehow gain the ability to read his mind, to see his thoughts, to force him to say something⊠anything.Â
His cock pulsing. Heâs never seen you completely shirtless, despite being together for over a year. He never wanted to push you, too scared that heâd push you away. Heâs seen you with no top but only with a towel over your stomach, or pants pulled over your stomach as you change. But now? Her full glory was on display, thereâs a little curve underneath, separating your tummy from your pussy and heâs in love.Â
His eyes are zeroed in on your naked stomach and your hands come up to cover it, legs pulling inward as you fold into yourself. He canât have that. âDonâtâÂ
His voice is sharp and dark, a strong command but you donât listen, covering your stomach fully. âIt was a bad idea. Iâm so uncomfortable, Mig. Can-â You let out a heartbreaking sigh. âCan you just pass me my top?â You threw it down just out of reach and your hands are occupied covering your stomach. Embarrassment is coursing through every vein.
How are we gonna move on from this? I fucking killed the shit out of the mood. Fuck. God, I hate this.Â
âNo.â Heâs moving back toward you, climbing up your body again, ignoring the obvious confusion youâre facing. You curl in even more which just upsets him. He grabs your leg and pulls, forcing you out of your ball before pinning it under his own. âUh-â You let out a noise of surprise but Miguel pays it no mind as he reaches for your arms. He takes both of your wrists in his hand and pins them above your head, holding them there as he admires your tummy.Â
Your heart is racing but you donât struggle. Miguel is looking at you like to most amazing piece of art and youâd do anything- anything- for him to keep going. You feel yourself leaking between your legs as he just stares. His breathing is slow and shaky and his brows keep furrowing, like heâs having an internal battle with himself. He takes another breath and exhales through his mouth, letting his breath fan over your face before releasing your wrists and leg.Â
Heâs waiting for you to pull your hands back down, cover one of your most beautiful features⊠but you donât.Â
Instead, you wrap your arms around his neck and pull him in. âCan you please, please, fuck me now?â His face twitches before he smiles, taking a deep breath as he pulls away. He kisses your chest as he slowly rises, his hand already on his cock, pumping himself gently as he aligns himself with your entrance. Youâre gripping the cushions with all your strength as he works himself in.Â
Heâs worried. You feel insane around him, the softest thing heâs ever felt, extra wet and open for him to breed you. His mind keeps wandering back to cumming inside you, even though you said no. Heâs walking the line of some dangerous thoughts.Â
I am stronger than herâŠ
He shakes the thought out of his head and focuses on you. The way youâre moaning his name like itâs the only thing you know, your hips are growing frantic as the grind up against him. âMiggy-â
âAmor.â He smiles at the moan that rips from your chest as you bury yourself in his neck. His hips speed up at the sounds of your moans right next to his ear, your breath tickling the shell of it. Â
ââM gonna- â Miguel cuts you off with a growl and his brows furrow. He doubles down on his thrusts, bringing his hands to the small of your back, gripping you hard and fucking you into his cock.Â
Itâs going to take a serious amount of focus to keep his orgasm at bay until youâre done. âGo- Fuck. No, just wait, baby.â You let out a confused noise at his command. Heâs never asked you to hold it before.Â
âFuck! Mi- I donât know how!â Your sentence turns into a sob as he watches your body tense up, pulling all your muscles tight and gripping the roots of his hair. âHaah- Miguel. Baby, I ca- anât. Please let-âÂ
A moan stops your sentence as Miguel presses onto your womb, forcing his cock against your walls, stretching you even more. You feel so full you donât know whatâs happening. Your eyes are wide as you stare at his hand, slowly looking up to meet his eyes. Theyâre frantic, desperate and wild when they meet yours.Â
His panting aggressively, intermittently pausing so he can try and regulate his breathing. Youâre staring into his eyes, shocked at his reaction and a smirk pushes its way into your face before you moan at him again. He pulls his hand away from your womb like it burned him and pulls out, gripping the base of his cock so hard it must hurt.Â
You were so close, teetering on the edge, just hearing Miguel utter your name couldâve tipped you over⊠but he pulled out instead. âMiguel!!! Why? I- Iâve been good, havenât I?âÂ
Your desperate pleads are worsening his situation. He ignores your words and starts rubbing your clit, his fingers moving over the little bud lightning fast. âIâm not punishing you, bebĂ© bonitaâ
You whine at the love name and grip his arm, trying to pull him closer to you. âNo puedo correrme dentro de ti and Iâm⊠Iâm too close right now, cariño.â
Youâre trying to push his hand away now, shaking your head and whining. âSâokayâ
Your yanking at his arm, trying to get him back over you. âCum inside, Miggy.âÂ
His eyes widen and he doesnât move. He honestly thinks heâs hearing things at this point, fantasizing without realizing but youâre look at him all shy and expectant. So you actually said something⊠âW-â He takes a deep breath. âWhat?â
You whine at him and avert your eyes as your legs slowly spread for him. âYou- You wanted to, right? I want itâŠâ You whine at the thought. âI need it, Miggy.â
His vision blurs as he reaches out for you, lining himself up as quickly as he can. He can already feel his balls pulsing, tensing and preparing a load for you, for your pussy, your womb.Â
Itâs worse than the first time he ever had sex with you. Every nerve is alight, he can feel every little detail in your pretty, perfect pussy. On top of that, youâre moaning like heâs never heard before, louder, more high pitched, more desperate than earlier and theyâd already shocked him then. He canât.Â
âMm- Not- fuck. Iâm not gonna last. Not even a min- shit. Oh my god, cariño. Not even gonna last a minute. Fuck me, niña bonita.â Your almost screaming his name at his words, his languid pace and the way heâs literally shaking for you. âGonna- shi-it.â His words sound like broken sobs as his tip gently abuses your cervix.Â
Youâve pulsing around him, trying everything you can to wait for him so you can milk him while he pumps you full. âIâm gonna cum. Fuck. Iâm gonna cum in- in you, baby. Voy a follarte un bebĂ©, amor. Te dejarĂ© embarazada, te mantendrĂ© llena de mĂ en todo momento. Mierda. Te verĂĄs tan hermosa, manteniendo a nuestro bebĂ© protegido en tu grueso Ăștero. Oh, joder"
(âI'm going to fuck a baby into you, love. I will get you pregnant, I'll keep you full of me at all times. Shit. You will look so beautiful, keeping our baby protected in your thick womb. Oh fuck.â)
Your eyes roll back and the coil in your stomach snaps as Miguel rambles, hips thrusting into yours gently, his gaze on the back of his skull. Youâre fucking yourself on him as best you can in this position. Itâs awkward and over-exerting but completely worth it when you hear a whine of your name and Miguelâs cock starts throbbing inside you.Â
Twitching once, twice, before hardening even more and pouring a torrent of cum into your waiting pussy. Heâs the loudest youâve ever heard. Moaning out your name on repeat, thanking you for letting him cum in you with a lot of other Spanish sentences in between.Â
His hand presses to your womb as he winds down but his cock twitches out another load as he pushes down, fucking into you slowly again. âTe amo tanto, mi querida. No puedo imaginar la vida sin ti. Una vida en la que no tendrĂĄs mis hijos, en la que no estemos casadosâŠâ His entire body shudders as he finally stops pouring into you.Â
(âI love you so much, my dear. I canât imagine life without you. A life where you donât bear my children, in which we arenât marriedâŠâ)
He leans down and kisses you slowly, eyes hooded but still focused on you. Your eyes are teary and trying to shut, exhausted from the entire night. Miguel keeps pressing kisses all over you as you drift off.Â
âUn mundo sin ti es uno en el que no podrĂa vivir, amor.â
(âA world without you is one I couldn't live in, love.â)
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okay i wanna see how aaron would react to reader being scared of a spider. like she sees a spider in the bathroom or something and screams and aaron runs in like âhoney, whatâs wrong?â and when he sees what made her scream heâs like ââŠy/n really? itâs smaller than your fingerâ or something like that !!
my hero
PLEASE that's so cute cw; fem!reader, spiders, established relationship, aaron being fluffy and lighthearted teasing <3
a shriek came from further within the apartment, followed by a desperate and distressed, "aaron!"
"honey?" abandoning his current task, aaron's feet carried him quickly down the hallway, rounding the corner towards the bathroom. the door was wide open, revealing you perched atop the closed toilet.
"what are you-" he entered, his first instinct being to look down at the ground.
"no, there."
you pointed frantically at the sink's countertop, or more specifically, the corner where the counter met the wall. there, was a small (while you'd insist otherwise) brown spider, with its legs scrambling as it attempted to climb up the smooth, slippery marble.
aaron's eyebrows quirked quizzically, before furrowing into a highly amused line. "a spider?"
"yes." you said as your gaze shot to him, eyes wide. like, hello? obviously?
a small laugh shook through aaron's chest, leaning against the doorframe as his eyes returned to your current houseguest. "and it was necessary for you to get on up-"
"just get it, aaron, please." there was a despaired strain in your voice, as if he didn't, you'd have no choice but to succumb to tears.
"i will sweetheart, don't worry." he pushed off the frame, ripping a small piece of toilet paper from the roll. with complete ease, and no hesitation, he smushed the spider, prompting a wince to come from you.
from both the spider, and simply him interacting with it.
"wait," as aaron moved closer to dispose, you sidestepped to the tub, standing on the edge. you reached out, grabbing onto his bicep to maintain your balance.
"it's dead, honey."
"and what if it jumps back to life?"
"then i'm sure it's first order of business will be to attack you." he quipped back, his tone playful.
as aaron reached down to open the toilet lid, you took that as an opportunity to clamber onto his back. your arms wrapped tightly around his neck, legs around his waist, slipping down towards his thighs a bit without his usual, sturdy hold; you were going to stay as far away from that spider as you possibly could.
his strength didn't falter despite your unannounced action, dropping the deceased in and flushing. your cheek suddenly came flush to his, scooting your body up his back as much as you could manage, allowing you to watch it spiral down the drain.
once satisfied, and the toilet rumbling to a stop, you hopped off aaron's back, a bright smile forming on your face. "thank you." you cheesed, leaning up on your tiptoes to press your lips to his. "my hero."
"you're as bad as jack. worse even." aaron teased as a smile formed on his face. he grabbed your hand to guide you from the bathroom, clicking the light off behind the two of you.
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Y/N and Lando are going through a rough patch in their relationship. Not really on speaking terms. This bad streak ends when there is a massive spider in her bathroom.
angst, one shot
The moment she spotted that creature sent from hell, everything else went out of the window. The dinner in the oven, the fact she was planning on doing a late night session in the gym, the fact her hair was still wet from the shower. The fact she and her boyfriend Lando were on "not speaking" terms.
Y/N was absolutely terrified of spiders her whole life and was never able to over come the fear by getting rid of them on her own. Lando was the one who always ever so kindly rescued her, he overtook this role her neighbor, who overtook it from her mom, who Y/N had trained to react immediately when she heard a very specific scream.
Now she was standing in her apartment, alone with nowhere to go, since her job was to stay frozen at one spot and stare at the creature, in case it moved, and not really sure who to call for help. Her best friend was the first option. Normally, it would have been her boyfriend, but something was stopping her from doing that.
"Come on, come on, come on," she whispered as she dialed her best friend living close by. "Pick up, dammit."
Finally, the tone she was praying for. "Hey, girl, what's up?"
No time for chit chat. "You have to come over now, immediately."
Her friend noticed the immediate distress and tuned herself in. "What's wrong?" she replied, sounding as she was ready to dial the police.
"There's a spider situation going on in my apartment."
"Uhm, I see," she said, more relaxed now, but still taking it seriously.
"It's huge, with like hairy legs and shit. You have to come over, now. We have a deal, remember?"
Her friend was equally terrified of mosquitoes, so they agreed that Y/N would deal with those while spider duty fell on the other lady. This has happened many many times before. Usually ended up with a nice girls evening. Ever since Lando appeared in Y/N life however, the emergency calls stopped.
"I thought Lando was around this week?" her friend asked curiously. "Not that I'm trying to get out of this, but I'm sort of like an hour away from you, so..."
Y/N let out a frustrated sigh. "Fucking hell...Yeah, we're not exactly speaking at the moment," she admitted.
"Wow, that's a first!?" her friend said, clearly surprised. "Why?"
"Look, I'd love to chat, but are you coming or not? There's no one else and I'm not calling Lando!"
"Yes, yes, I'm getting in the car, just let me say good bye to my friends here, we're having a picnic," she replied and muted voices of disapproval came from the background.
Y/N felt guilty about doing this, but she'd dropped everything she was oing for her friend many times, answered phone calls in the middle of the night even though she was an early bird. They just had this kind of friendship.
"Drive fast, please," she said, still stubborn and not about to call Lando.
//
Y/N sat there staring at the spider for good ten minuted before her friend called again.
"Ok, I'm in the car, you can talk about Lando now, keep me busy. I'm going to pass over the fact you and your boyfriend are fighting and I have no idea," she said unapologetically.
"Figured you'd be mad about that. Yeah, he's been acting like a bit of a dick..."
"But you're not broken up, right?" her friend asked, slightly worried about her favorite couple.
"No, I don't think so. I hope so," she realized, the spider in the corner becoming lesser of her problems.
"And what seems to be the problem? Did he cheat?"
"No, not that I'm aware," she replied without thinking.
"Did you cheat?" her friend asked, ready to support her in anything.
"Jesus, no. It's um...I dunno, we've just grown a bit distant. Lately it feels like I'm like at number 50 of his priorities list. It's always only racing, Quadrant, promo event this and that."
"That's shitty, yeah. Would you like to be included? I know you hate things like promo events and such."
"I do! But honestly, I miss him so much and frankly I'd like to be more included in his life somehow. Especially now that I have more time in my life."
"Does he know that?"
"No?"
Her friend let out a deep sigh. "Hm. You have to untangle that. It would be stupid to break up over that."
"Yeah, I'd hate that," she said, panic setting in.
"Text him to come. To save you from the spider. It's a nice excuse and good test. To see if he cares."
"I'm scared. What if he does not respond?"
Few moments of dramatic silence. "Well, at least you'd know."
"Yeah. Ok. Sending it." Y/N quickly typed something up, trying not to overthink it.
"What did you text?"
"Can you come over asap? I need help with a spider. It's urgent."
"Nice. Now you'll see what he does."
They stayed on the phone together for good half an hour. Catching up and distracting Y/N from the fact there was no text from Lando coming her way.
//
A doorbell rang.
"You're here already?" Y/N asked her friend, surprised by her ability to drive this fast.
"Nope, still very much far away. Did I hear a bell? Do you think it's him?"
"I dunno. I'll mute you and if it's him I'll hang up, ok?"
"Gotcha."
She opened the door with a heavy heart. What if it was not him?
But it was. Flustered Lando stood there without saying hello. The two shared a pain-filled look, neither of them enjoying this no contact streak they had.
"You came..." she said finally, ending the phone call.
"You texted..." he said dryly and in full macho mode entered her apartment without being let it. "Can you point me where?"
"That corner," she simply pointed, flushed with emotions. Happy that he came to rescue her, sad about his loveless tone and scared of what was to come after. She watched him from afar, as he skillfully took the spider and threw it out of the balcony.
"Don't say anything about him knowing his way back, please," he said, hinting on the countless debates they'd had before about Lando not wanting to kill every spider they'd encounter.
The air suddenly went very heavy. Lando casually headed to the kitchen to get himself a glass of water while trying so hard to make eye contact with her. The last time they spoke was few days prior - and it was not a nice conversation. Lots of built up emotions got out, frustrated speeches made and confusing sentences jumping one after another. Ending with Lando slamming the door on his way out.
She had no clue where to start. "So, how have you been?" she asked, not sure she was ready for his answer. He finally looked at her, and then with an annoyed eye-roll went back into staring out of the window.
Y/N threw her hands up in the air as the familiar feeling from few days ago kicked back in. "Ok fine, sorry I asked. Thank you so much for your help, truly appreciated, but if you hate being around me, just say so that we can-"
"We can what?" he cut her off, not having any of that.
"I don't know, you tell me!...I'm getting lost at trying to read you," she admitted, not even trying to hide anything from him at this point.
"I'm sorry," he said slowly. "I don't think I listened to you," he sighed before continuing, "Or more like did not hear what you were saying."
The validation felt rewarding. But she feared what would come next.
"What I heard at that moment was you not respecting my lack of time and the fact that things I'm involved in are important to me."
She took a breath and planned on interrupting him, which he noticed and tried to stop.
"Let me finish, please. But thinking about it, I figured that's not the case, and you were simply pointing out that I've been putting off spending time with you. Which you're absolutely correct. I figured since we've been going to strong lately, this would be fine. But truth is I hate this distance it created. I feel lost, uneasy and unable to focus," he blabbered something, which felt like he might have even rehearsed on the way to her. "What I'm trying to say is - do you still care enough for us to fix it?"
It felt vulnerable, raw and maybe even uncomfortable to have these kinds of talks. But this is ultimately what cements a relationship.
Feeling like he managed to destroy some of the wall they'd put up, she took few steps towards him.
"Lando, of course I do. It's not a rare event that I imagine our future life together, as a couple and one day potentially as a family. Never had this feeling before in my life. Please, let's figure out a way how to prevent the distance from happening. Things have changed now, the relationship has too. We've been together for almost two years. And my love for you has only grown."
He finally smiled, relieved that they seemed to be on the same page.
"I came right from the tennis court, left everyone behind. Would you like to go there with me? Hang out with the Quadrant squad for a bit and then have a nice dinner somewhere? I just want to spend this evening with you."
"And the night hopefully," she teased, trying to ease the mood.
"Always the night, it was absolutely horrible, knowing you're so close to me, yet having to sleep without you."
She closed the distance between them, embracing him into a hug. They bodies were more than familiar with each and it felt right to be that close. Definitely better than each of them standing in a different corner of the room.
"We still have to talk about this. I don't want our love to slip through by our fingers," she said, letting her anxiety out.
"We will. Tonight, we'll come up with a plan. Can you join me on few races later this month?" he asked, hoping for a positive answer.
"Of course, my love. I have to buy new clothes though, the cameras are savage."
He chuckled, relaxed now that he did not have to worry about having lost her. "Yes, they are."
She later call her friend to thank her for dropping everything and driving to save her, even though it was not needed in the end. Her friend was more than happy that she and Lando seemingly found the way back to each other.
She also admitted that she turned back the moment Y/N sent her text to Lando, knowing that this guy would come running anytime his girlfriend asked for help.
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