#even THAT was bungled

[itswilliamleonard]

postin my ame zine-piece finally... smol friends 5ever :)

[bubble-jasmine]

CAN YOU TWO STOP SAYING DOOMED YURI THINGS FOR TWO SECONDS

CHARLOTTE.

CHARLOTTEEEEEEEEEEE

[yourdadisagoodkisser]

hello chat today i offer you

Mik

alr here's more

hava good day :]

[disappearinginq]

🌹🌹🌹!!

You get the random snippet of what borders a crackfic of how I now headcanon Lamb and River having to bump into one another over the years because of David Cartwright.

He hated the countryside almost as much as he hated the OB. It was too hard to avoid notice when you were the only thing around worth noticing, and nobody was more observant than bored housewives and pensioners. The lack of hustle and bustle of thousands of cars and millions of people made the relative quiet of the bucolic landscape of Tunbridge Wells oppressive.

It also made it impossible for the minutes not to drag as he waited for Cartwright to get his carcass in gear without having anything more interesting to look at than the carefully manicured lawn and garden, where the only thing out of place were a pair of abandoned gloves and a trowel near the hydrangeas, likely from where Rose left them when she came to greet him at the front of the house.

He frowned at the gloves. They were unusually small, even for Rose, who, while hardly Amazonian in stature, was not child sized. The fact that they were even left out seemed odd. Rose never left anything lying about, even if she was still using it.

Lamb took another drag on his cigarette, blowing out a puff of smoke in a blue-gray circle above his head as he considered the benign mystery. Perhaps David had hired a midget to look after the undergrowth.

“I thought only wizards could do that?”

Lamb choked on the smoke, almost inhaling the cigarette entirely as he jackknifed forwards, coughing and hacking violently, his face turning beet red and probably some shade of purple, too.

When he finally remembered how to breathe, with only the occasional hack that sounded like a cat about to be sick on the carpet, he twisted sideways to glare up at the tree.

A boy - less than ten, more than five - Lamb was not a good guesser when it came to the ages of children - leaned around the bulk of the tree trunk, peering curiously down at Lamb from his perch several feet up. He looked unconcerned about having nearly killed Lamb, but moderately curious about this stranger.

“Where the fuck did you come from?” Lamb wheezed.

[velvetwyrme]

Importante Lore question about the crotch rust comic.

We know Megs had it and I wanna say he was probably the one that spread it to the Petrol pump too infecting poor prowl and the twins

BUT…………,,….. how did Megatron basically get the robo clap/rhea/ lower herp.

Is he the true patient zero or are they still out there.

i'll answer that in a second but hey. i think we should give Megatron the benefit of the doubt here. there are PLENTY other Decepticons (and Autobots, probably) that have STIs...

that being said, Megatron giving a fuel pump an STI is an INCREDIBLY funny image because in many continuities he doesn't turn into something that would fuel up at a gas station, which means one of the following presumably happened:

a) he goes and fuels in bot mode. inherently hilarious and terrifying.

b) a fucking tank rolls up to a petrol station.

c) a jet/stealth bomber rolls up to a petrol station?????

d) gun.

anyway. that aside, ive reviewed the available data and i think patient zero was Shockwave.

i reckon he was keeping a strain of it for testing and it got loose one day when Frenzy/Rumble were poking around his lab and they knocked something over.

i mean... either that or.....

................................ i meant to write injection oh ymgod

[birdmenmanga]

you'd think I'd like arcane more because I liked gwitch a lot and they had a lot of the same problems (rotting around ep4 of s2 despite a phenomenal s1 setup) but the crucial difference between arcane and gwitch is that gwitch didn't do a shitass version of takaeishi

[bbungle]

bonita

[itspileofgoodthings]

Accepting theories on why the beginning of Pride and Prejudice is so much harder to teach than the end.

[shima-draws]

Rewatching HTTYD 2 and RTTE made me realize how badly they fucked everyone over in HTTYD 3. Like. Did they just look at all their character development and go “Yeah, we can flush this down the drain”, or

[felis77]

Negative criticism of the Frackin Universe mod I have seen:

Too many crafting tables

Research takes too long, the game's too idle (are you aware of the computers you can build in-game...)

Scorn towards Mr. Darkwynd

Negative criticism of Frackin Universe I have not seen:

They took a game built around valuing how vast and diverse the universe and its people are, injected it with the concepts and themes of the self-destructively xenophobic H.P. Lovecraft, and made it so that the game's most powerful secrets in lore and gameplay are unlocked by frying one's brain on quantifiable madness... and then didn't make their story about nihilism or post-nihilism.

Which is like being given two puzzle pieces and choosing to stack them on top of one another instead of seeing if they fit together.

[castironpride]

I'm not sure if this is the most common opinion in the fandom but the Paradox Live anime has been the most fun I've had with an anime in a very long time and it's one of the only anime I've consistently remembered to tune into right at release. Which is a huge compliment given I have both memory and focus issues.

^ man who is in incredible pain from the last episode (mostly in a good way) (how am i supposed to focus on any of my work while i'm thinking about it) (i am straight up that one ancient "this kills the man" meme)

[sillysymbol]

i wonder if there's a big intersection of tmbg fans and mr bungle fans

[sturgeonsalad]

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

bitches love me for the manner in which i say so little in so many many words

[eigengrauone]

hey guys how are we feeling about this

[mariocki]

Simon Templar meets his match in the shape of Roger Delgado, as Peruvian police chief Captain Rodriguez in The Saint: Locate and Destroy (5.12, ITC, 1966)