#ess says

[lovesickhog]

Groans. I need to get so high I'm forced to relax around someones fingers as they get knuckle deep inside me

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[seshrat]

i am like. SO HUNGRY for fiction written by trans people that’s just that little bit fucked up and juicy and gripping but i can’t find any fucking recs because all the lists are like “150 books with trans stories!” and 145 of them are the same copy pasted young adult romance/anti-romance shit with 14 year old protagonists and the other 5 is shit i’ve already read

[c-kiddo]

if u get mad when im critical abt essek stop reading now but im on ep90 and i fucking forgot he frames an innocent (as in did not do it) guy for stealing the beacons . . like tells tmn this guy did exactly what he himself did. and this guy has been tortured and interrogated and had his memory altered so that he's confessing but super confused and doesn't know why he would do it....... 😐 incredibly fucked up 2 me. like that is cop behaviour

[bunnyparadeart]

his wee liddol boots………… 🥺

[cowboatbeeboat]

Local man kisses wife in front of child, much to child's disgust. More at 6.

[alsteneldoeight]

sevun teene

[king-of-men]

Poseidon, like most male Greek gods, was both an incredibly jealous husband and a terrible philanderer. When he accused his wife of cheating, the wine-dark sea would roll white with his rage from the Hellespont to the Pillars, and mariners would make for home, or for a port, or for any shore that might spare their lives if not their vessels, as fast as the howling winds could push the taut-stretched sails.

But Amphitrite knew how to handle him. When the storm neared its height, she would raise one eyebrow and gently inquire after the health of Amymone, or Larissa, or Canace as the case might be - whichever female Poseidon had most recently gotten pregnant; and behold, Poseidon would slink away ashamed, and the storm would subside, and the wine-dark sea would again carry ships safely from port to port.

This was the first sea-quell query.

[racmune]

was put on this earth 2 doodle n nothing else

[lovesickhog]

Do NOT pull out of me or I will cry and scream and die

[dent-de-leon]

if Kingsley still flirts with Caleb at the wedding like he did at the end of C2 I will go feral by the way--

[essrambles]

I deferred to the "expertise" of a vet and now my dog is dead

[c-kiddo]

(cr2 rewatch) i always thought astrid was an interesting character when i first watched cr2 but now rewatching i actually might explode and die every time shes there. she was just a kid !!!! and her entire being is shaped by ikithon and the empire, even she knows it to some extent, but she's so shaped by them that she doesn't have a life outside of that, so what would she even do?

[cowboatbeeboat]

I'm making Ess's mom a doctor and the ship's one and only medic.

No I did not decide that just so I could make this joke who do you take me for

[alsteneldoeight]

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the drawing under the cut is related to the latest cookie run kingdom leaks. if you don't want to see it then feel free to scroll past!

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so called free thinkers when jester character (it's me i'm so called free thinkers)

shadow milk my beloved (i still barely know shite about them and they're still a leaked guy as of posting this)

also extra doodlage with pea vee

Translation from Toki Pona to English:

"darkness! darkness everywhere!!" "STOP TALKING"

[greenerteacups]

Lacy Malfoy is hot though.... Would ship her with Harry 10 out of 10. With Hermione, too, obviously AND with Ron... Wonderful creation, thank you

Reader, she IS hot. Thank you for validating my own personal axe to grind. Your phrasing made me think for a second that you meant all of the Golden Trio at one point have crushes on her, which is hilarious. She is truly That Bitch.

It would also make the "heir of slytherin" business 1000x funnier.