#esme talks

[oschvank]

I Write Like

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[autumn-hiraeth]

happy new year <33

[corujalesbica]

Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! 💗

Aaahhhh THANK U SO MUCH ESME

[hellrobin]

consistently funny to me that steph befriends all of tim’s boyfriends. she and kon paint each others nails and gossip. she and bernard exchange embarrassing stories about tim. and this is all AFTER she breaks up with tim.

[itsallaboutbl]

OMG IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!1 OMG OMG OMG OMG, EVERBODY STAY CALMMMMMM

[exilethegame]

ok so this was my main takeaway from the update

P.S. i loved it 💖

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[stars-and-birds]

i’m not a “01x09 was agathario’s first kiss” truther because i think it’s so much more tragic if this is their first kiss in literally hundreds of years. aren’t you always more hungry after you’ve had a bite of food? isn’t water more appealing when you can already taste it on your tongue, from the thousands of time you’ve tasted it before? doesn’t it hurt all the more when it’s right in front of you, and you know what it’s like, you know you can satisfy your craving but— it’s just out of reach?

[selkiewife]

ESME BIANCO || Your Page ROS in GAME OF THRONES ↳ TWO WEEKS OF THEON: Lovers, Friends, Family, & Foes

[qylinscafvne]

Sophie: There is no context, we are contextless.

[crossedwithblue]

El Higgins and Discworld comparisons

So I've seen a couple of comparisons between El and Tiffany, and to an extent I guess I agree - they're both young female YA-ish protags who are passionate about injustice. However, I'm not convinced that El really does weaponise her selfishness into a virtue the way Tiffany does - El (at least where I'm up to) is more about being crankily selfless despite her better judgement.

Which Discworld character does that remind me of a lot more than TIffany? Prickly? Aggressively practical? Expresses concern and affection via tough love? Tall, attractive in a scary way, with a death glare that could melt steel? Perhaps a tad arrogant about her own raw ability, or at least, not precisely humble? An unreliable narrator convinced that other people hang out with her only for whatuse she is to them, and continually surprised when someone wants her for who she is? Constantly battling not to take the easy path of becoming a monster, arguably despite a world determined to paint her that way? Has a himbo boyfriend she keeps trying to push away?

Am I describing El, or Granny Weatherwax?

(PLEASE no spoilers beyond the middle of book 2/Field Day, I am aware that the boyfriend situation has different outcomes in the two cases but it's still a parallel IMO.)

[edwardsbabycarrot]

The Cullens with an FTM mate

No one asked for this, but sometimes we have to be self-indulgent

Carlisle Cullen:

Carlisle would understand better than most of the Cullens

Being a doctor, he has treated several transgender patients in his time

If you want any mind of hormones or surgery, hesitate your guy

He would be fully supportive of every step of your transition

Or, if you were with him after you had finished your transition, he would be more than happy to show you off

Esme Cullen:

With Esme, it's simple, if you're happy, she's happy

She loves to see you confident more than anything

It doesn't matter if you only wear masculine clothes or if you like a full fave of makeup

She will never misgender you

And, despite being a very nice lady, she will not tolerate anyone else's bullshit

Edward Cullen:

Edward completely understands what it's like to feel out of place in your own body

He'll do his very best to make sure you're comfortable at all times

If anyone has any problems with it, he'll make sure they know that it's not gonna fly with him

He's more than happy to pay for anything you need regarding your transition

Alice Cullen:

Alice adores any sort of gender expression out of the ordinary

Think of all the outfit ideas!!

She would even create her own clothing line for trans people

She would sell top tier binders that are actually safer than most

She would love to have your help designing clothes

She would also help you with any makeup or clothes you need to feel more comfortable in your body

Jasper Hale:

Jasper knows how uncomfortable you feel sometimes

He knows how bad the disphoria can get

So he uses his power to make you feel at home and comfortable

If he senses that you feel out of place, he'll just send a wave of comfort over your way

If anyone decides they have a problem with you, you may find them on the news the next morning as a mysterious disappearance

Rosalie Hale:

Rosalie also has a complicated relationship with her gender

That's why she insists on presenting hyper-fem at all times

Her gender is where she finds her beauty, so of you don't find beauty in yours, she is completely understanding

She will happily help you with hair cuts and styles

It brings her immense joy to just see you being yourself

Emmett Cullen:

Surprisingly, Emmett is the most accepting of the group

Your gender changes nothing for him

Coming out to him is just another Tuesday

"Oh, you're a boy? Cool, you wanna play Smash Bros?

He teaches you how to have a healthy relationship with masculinity

He's more than happy to cuddle you whenever you're feeling bad about yourself

He's also more than supportive of any way you choose to express yourself

[ineffectualdemon]

Do you ever look at someone and think "oh I could have the most disappointing mid tier sex with them"

[autumn-hiraeth]

https://at.tumblr.com/hiraeth-maximoff/702132151271948288/kgsqgc3tjn6v

WOAH!! I wasn't expecting you to turn it into something wow thanks so much I loved reading it you're literally one of my favourite writers ever dndkfkdkdkndkld

aww, thank u sweetie, that means a lot to me <33 you made my day and i'm glad you like what i write <33

-🍂

[esmeshardwoodfloors]

just...Edward resisting the lure of Bella's blood being such an obvious metaphor for the repression of sexual desire, and then you wonder why the girlies get obsessed with Carlisle Cullen, the handsome local doctor family man who has repressed his Dark Insatiable Hunger for over 300 years like come on

[hellrobin]

if donnakory isn’t canon what the fuck was this

[thefairywithboots]

Why are all the background couples in Twilight infinitely more healthy and more interesting than Edward and Bella...