#escaped cow

[compatriot-james]

Dear ranch tumblr, what should a person do when they see this and they don't know what house to knock on the door of. Or the person who you're sure owns the cow also has a pack of passionately loyal dogs guarding the yard?

[googleplaysore]

A selection of escape games from JRK Games.

[cowdragons]

a very me-coded tavros sketch from when i was trapped in an airport

[opieuh]

something something scar finds a weird bird guy in his barn & decides to keep him

[click the image for better quality, if ur on a phone... sorry]

[grimalkinmessor]

Do you really like liminal spaces because they make you nostalgic for your childhood or do you like them because you're in love with the idea of being the only living thing in existence so you can enjoy the world without the constant input of other people haunting your every step

[pinkpuppp]

She's a cow at heart

here she be:

[shotmrmiller]

Leaving animal corpses on my doorstep wouldn't work on me but you know what would? Bare animal bones. Preferably skulls. Deadass waiting for Simon to drop something off and then opening the door and just yanking him inside my room because you good sir deserve a head for expanding my odd collection

idk how you get the skin off but he's just letting the head of whatever dry under the sun if you tell him you want the skull.

lmao sticking your hand out to grab his ankle through the doggy door like get in here neow.

[demigodofhoolemere]

Trying to find nice stuff for Wish but everywhere you go people are being painfully wrong in their interpretations of the movie

[columboscreens]

[roadtrippinlilly]

Calling Them Home...

Source Me laf@ilyF 🥰

[bovineblogger]

found a subreddit called r/happycowgifs and immediately thought of u, u should take a look :3

dont even worry about it im loterally on there all the time

[68spidey]

We deserve more scruffy manly hairy trans men. Hairy as fuck. Moustaches and beards. Arm hair abundant. Big eyebrows that grow in a little funny. Big muscles, lithe muscles, growing muscles. Acne scarring. Hairlines that change and look a little weird for a while. Trans men who take charge and take names. Lumberjacks and cowboys and warriors and all the things I wish I could see myself in.

Gotta do everything myself, huh.

[natelia-aldelliz]

"Ah, Nik, wait!"

Nikolai turns back around at the sound of the Captain's voice.

"You're going to make me miss my flight," he pretends to complain, not able to keep himself from smiling.

Price rolls his eyes. "You're the one flying your flight back home."

Nik chuckles. John looks annoyed, but clearly it's not directed at him if him relaxing in his presence is to be believed.

"Anyway, I won't keep you long, I just need you to teach me how to say something in Russian."

There's a terrible idea rising in Nik's mind. He tries to ignore it at first.

"There's this guy, he's a fucking asshole and I'd like to tell him to go fuck himself in his native language."

He nods distractedly at Price. But it would be the perfect moment... He leaves right after that, after all... And John wouldn't understand right away, he'd have time to go hide somewhere.

"Right," he clears his throat and smiles at Price. "I can do that, sure. Repeat after me, try to remember the words : я -"

Price squints his eyes in concentration. He looks so fucking cute that Nik could die.

"Ya -"

"влюбилась"

"Woah, okay, vl...vlyoubeelas?"

Nik's smile is growing. "Good," he says, voice lower. Swears that John's cheeks are redder than they were before. Interesting. "в"

Price frowns. "Just 'vv' ?"

"Да. And finally, тебя."

"Tyebya."

Nik's heart is starting to beat a bit faster, apparently just now realising what he was doing. There's no going back now.

"Now the whole thing : я влюбилась в тебя"

John's brow furrows more in deep focus. "Ya vlyoubeelas vtyebya."

Damn, that makes Nik's cheeks warmer and his smile wider. He knows that Price doesn't mean it, doesn't even know what it means, but if that's all he's going to get, he's going to cherish it inside his heart.

He isn't sure John will want anything to do with him when he'll look it up, after all, he hasn't survived this long by having too high hopes. His smile softens and he nods at his friend.

"Not bad. Remember the words."

Price huffs. "Of course I'll remember the words. Now go, wouldn't want you to miss your own chopper back home."

Nik laughs and shakes his head as he turns around and walks to his helicopter. He stops before climbing in, turns his head back towards the Captain.

"Oh, and John, don't actually tell him that, he has no right to hear it."

He knows Price well enough to know that he's sighing right now, but he's too far to hear it.

"What did you even teach me?" He asks in a jokingly tired voice.

Nik grins back at him. "You'll have to look it up, зайчик."

[cerebrodigital]

Ni Michael Bay hubiese escrito una historia así 😳

Conoce la historia de la legendaria Hero Cow:

[bees-with-swords]

Every time there's a new beehive that touts itself as "collecting honey without disturbing the bees" I get so mad. Like, you get honey from bees IN EXCHANGE FOR taking care of them. That means checking for parasites, treating them for parasites, checking their brood, defending them against robbers, making sure they have enough honey to overwinter, and otherwise making sure their needs were met. Having a beehive you never open up is like having a chicken coop you never open up. Sure, you can take the eggs out one end, but you are NOT BEING A RESPONSIBLE ANIMAL CARER. You are NOT filling your end of the bargain! There is a contract between yourself and the livestock you care for (the bees) and you are REQUIRED to disturb them just to fulfill the bare minimum and make sure they're not DYING.

There's a reason Flow hives aren't widespread—because the bees kept in them usually either die (because their honey was disappearing and they were getting no care in return) or move away (and if you're in the Americas with honeybees, that means you just released feral livestock into the ecosystem through your own neglect, which is NOT a neutral action)

Bee carers need to be active participants in their animals welfare. Any attempt to automate that system is usually an attempt to reap benefits without actually putting in necessary work.

[escapismsworld]

Serenity 🐮🌿🪿

📸 photos by myself