#ernie the goblin

[steviewashere]

Been a while since I posted my beloved idiot son, Ernie. So, here you go:

He grew up a lot. And also low-key got uglier

[legoinspire]

Goblin Attack

As the sun began its descent, casting shadows over the wet rainy land, Sir Ernis sensed a presence lurking in the darkness. He tightened his grip on his sword. His senses sharpening as the hairs on the back of his neck stood on end. A sudden rustling from behind sent a shiver down his spine.

Without warning, two menacing goblins emerged from the shadows, their glowing yellow eyes fixed on the knight. They bared their sharp white teeth, eager to to claim his possessions as their own.

[alexesguerra]

Mega-Sized Tarot: Hocus Pocus Tarot Deck and Guidebook Mega-Sized Tarot: Hocus Pocus Tarot Deck and Guidebook Contributor(s): Schafer, Tori (Author) , Siegel, Minerva (Author) , Dread (Artist) --Brand New-- Pub Date: October 31, 2023 Physical Info: 2.2" H x 9.2" L x 6.1" W (2.46 lbs) 78 pages Bring a touch of witchcraft into your tarot practice with this new, larger-than-life edition of the illustrated Tarot Deck and Guidebook inspired by Hocus Pocus! Hocus Pocus has put a spell on fans with its humor and heart since its release in 1993. Now, tarot enthusiasts and Hocus Pocus fans alike can celebrate their love for the film in a big way with this official tarot deck. LARGER FORMAT: Truly celebrate your fandom with larger, sturdier cards that fully capture the splendor and enchantment of the Hocus Pocus films, a beautiful card stand, and a deluxe velvet pouch for taking your tarot practice on the go! A MUST-HAVE FOR FANS: Featuring original illustrations of the Sanderson sisters and the wider world of Hocus Pocus, this deck matches characters from the film with tarot archetypes, making it a fresh interpretation of a traditional tarot deck. COMPLETE TAROT EXPERIENCE: This deluxe set of 78 cards consists of both major and minor arcana, perfect for anyone beginning their tarot practice, as well as for experienced practitioners. BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED: Each card features a full-color illustration of a character from Hocus Pocus, including the Sanderson Sisters, the Dennisons, Ernie, Billy Butcherson and more. DETAILED GUIDEBOOK: Includes a 128-page guidebook with explanations of each card's meaning and simple spreads for easy readings. GREAT GIFT: Packaged in a sturdy and decorative gift box, Hocus Pocus: The Official Tarot Deck and Guidebook will enchant fans of the film and tarot practitioners alike. COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION: Hocus Pocus: 13 Frights of Halloween also available! Biographical Note: Tori Schafer is a writer and narrative designer for video games, and has worked on titles such as Elder Scrolls Online and Spellbreak. Her love of games is only matched by her love of tarot, which she has been practicing since she was a child. When she's not playing games or practicing tarot, she's spending time with her husband and beloved, bratty cat in their apartment. Minerva Siegel is a writer, author, sensitivity reader, tarot consultant, and longtime practitioner of witchcraft who haunts a Victorian home in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, with her gruff Taurean double-Virgo husband and their motley pack of rescue dogs. In addition to this book, she's the author of Tarot for Self-Care: How to Use Tarot to Manifest Your Best Self and Spell Jars for the Modern Witch: A Practical Guide to Crafting Spell Jars for Abundance, Luck, Protection, and More, as well as a dozen licensed tarot decks. Minerva is a disabled wheelchair user. Though the physical body has limitations, there's freedom and power in fully tapping into our own magickal potential. Her many guidebooks help readers do just that. You can find her on Instagram @Author.Minerva.Siegel. DreaD. is an illustrator of the strange, unusual, and geeky. She spends all her time in her lair making fan art, casually threatening greeting cards, and fantasy pins with her goblins in the Pacific Northwest. She loves telling stories with her illustrations and hiding secrets in her pieces, and has tons of wacky things happening on her Etsy and Patreon(s). You can find out what she's up to at: linktr.ee/drea.d.art.

[fkyumerica]

ernie

marc antony/sam/gollumn

a quiet place monster/allen/midget/socrates

benjamin franklin/houses of 1,000 corpses clown/is a inbred

amadeus/chopin/sue

julius ceasar/pavarotti/phantom of the opera/dionysus

david bowie/goblin

william dafoe

fred

bam margera/don

kurgan

family tree

[rainbowuniversepageantsys]

Testy Tuesdays Trivia! Good luck!

1. Eric Magnus Lensherr, whose mutant ability to control magnetic fields manifested in a Nazi concentration camp as his family was murdered. Since then, he has attempted to make the world safe for mutant kind by subjugating the rest of humanity:

 Magneto

 Polaris

 The Trapster

 Ulik

2. Victor, an exchange student from Latveria and former collegiate rival of scientist Reed Richards, until a chemical explosion brought about by his miscalculations disfigured his face and got him expelled back to his native land, which he has since taken over as ruler. He eyes the world, through an iron mask, as his next conquest:

 The Leader

 The High Evolutionary

 Dr. Doom

 Omega Red

3. Selina Kyle, raised in a brutal environment before escaping to a life on the streets of Gotham City. Vowing never to want or be dependent on anyone, she uses her skills in burglary, martial arts and feminine wiles to her own ends:

 Electra

 Black Widow

 Black Cat

 Catwoman

4. Norman Osborne, a failed business man who chose crime as a means of fast income, using a Halloween costume and various related weapons, including pumpkin bombs, to achieve his goals:

 The Sandman

 The Green Goblin

 The Ghost Rider

 Jack-O-Lantern

5. Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips and avowed enemy of New Genesis, he murdered his own brother to claim the Omega Force as his own:

 Darkseid

 Dark Phoenix

 Ultron 5

 Desaad

6. While his real name is unknown (suspected to be petty criminal Jack Napier), he reportedly began his crime career as the masked Red Hood until he fell into a chemical vat being chased by the Batman. The results of the bath gave him chalk-white skin, green hair and an insidious permanent grin:

 The Joker

 The Man-Bat

 The Jester

 Solomon Grundy

7. Wilson Fisk, a rather imposing self-professed 'private businessman' who, in fact, heads most, if not all, of the crime cartels that are known to authorities:

 The Kingpin

 The Ringmaster

 The Rose

 Justin Hammer

8. He is, and always has been, the arch-nemesis of Superman, but in recent years, he has undergone a transformation from a mad scientist to a corporate mogul:

 Metallo

 Mr. Mxyzptlk

 Lex Luthor

 Brainiac

9. He's not so much a world-beater as he is a world-EATER. He is an enormous cosmic vampire who lives off the lifeforce of entire planets:

 Ego, the Living Planet

 Annihilus

 Galactus

 Thanos

10. During WWII, Adolph Hitler hand-picked a thief-beggar named Johann Schmidt to be the antithesis of all who oppose the Nazi dream, particularly the Sentinel of Liberty, Captain America:

 The Super-Skrull

 Baron Zemo

 The Red Skull

 Count Nefaria

11. Free-lance mercenary Victor Creed is a mutant with super-human strength and endurance, razor-sharp fingernails and teeth and a phenomenal healing factor that cures most any injury short of molecular disintegration...and no conscience:

 Mimic

 Exodus

 Sabretooth

 Deadpool

12. This villain is not so much a 'who', but an 'it', created by aliens as the ultimate living weapon of destruction. A famous comic series had this mindless monstrosity kill the Man of Steel:

 Sinestro

 Metallo

 Bizzarro

 Doomsday

13. Renegade scientist Vril Dox tried to take over his home world and, as punishment, was atomically dispersed, but retained enough mental power to take over a carnival mentalist. He has the ability to mind link with computers, using this power to take over LexCorp:

 Charybdis

 Malefic

 Metron

 Brainiac

14. Archaeologist and treasure seeker Barbara Minerva discovered a strange blood-drinking plant that grants her superhuman agility, strength and razor-keen senses to rival that of her nemesis, Wonder Woman:

 The Silver Swan

 Devastation

 The Cheetah

 Dark Angel

15. Ernest Fairchild, a teenager with telepathic powers, died after a failed experiment, was reborn undead and is currently embarking on a quest of Megadeath...the destruction of all life on Earth.

 Purgatori

 Lobo

 Evil Ernie

 Doomsday

16. A Victorian-era doctor, Nathan Essex, became obsessed with genetics to the point he was able to extend his own life into the present. He has shown a particular interest in the genetic structure of the family of Scott (Cyclops) Summers of the X-Men:

 Onslaught

 Apocalypse

 Mr. Sinister

 Malice

17. Ben Poindexter is the name this psychotic hitman uses most, but even he doesn't know what his real name is. He does know that he has uncanny marksmanship using guns, knives...anything he touches becomes a deadly weapon:

 Bushwacker

 Shotgun

 Bullseye

 Death-Stalker

18. Otto Octavius was a promising scientist experimenting use of a harness with mechanical appendages to handle hazardous materials from a safe distance, until an explosion fused the arms to his body and deranging his mind:

 Dr. Octopus

 Silvermane

 The Scorpion

 The Crime Master

19. This megalomaniacal villain was actually created around the turn of the century by author Sax Rohmer, but was revived by Marvel as the father of the Master of Kung-Fu, Shang Chi:

 Fu Manchu

 The Mandarin

 The Yellow Claw

 Kulan Gath

20. Last name McKenzie, this sometimes-hero-sometimes-villain has helped the Avengers and the Fantastic Four, but has also periodically declared war on the surface world from his dominion of Atlantis:

 Nimrod

 Aquaman

 Namor

 Attuma

[foolishlywandwaving]

why the heck not; I'll continue the tomione train! tagging whoever else would like to partake <3

-------------------------------------- a scene from an unpublished WIP, in which hermione stumbles across the gryffindor girls making a rather questionable list

“Yes, yes, you’re horrified, outraged, we’re objectifying our classmates, blah blah blah. But if you had to rank Roger Davies’ eyes, on a scale of ‘luminescent’ to ‘soul-piercing’-”

“How are you ranking categorical data on a linear scale?” Hermione interjected, in dismay. 

“Oh, it’s really simple!” gushed Lavender. “You see, it’s a very straightforward rubric.”

“We have a scoring system and everything,” Parvati said cheerily.

“Well … I do love a rubric,” admitted Hermione. 

“Go on!” encouraged Ginny, pinning the others with a frosty glare. “Have a go. What do you like about which boy?” “Er,” Hermione began, chewing the end of her quill. “I suppose Ernie has rather nice penmanship.” “‘Nice penmanship’,” Lavender repeated in a strangled tone. Ginny shot Lavender a Look. “That’s the spirit!” crowed Parvati encouragingly, sensing imminent strife. “And - and what about that Ravenclaw beater, Singh? Merlin the way he handled that broom and bat -”

“- and he was ever so knowledgeable about The Goblin Wars in third year History of Magic,” finished Hermione enthusiastically.

Partati deflated somewhat, but gamely continued. “Well, yes, probably? But what about those arms -”

But Hermione was on a roll. She grabbed the scroll of parchment. “Let’s see - what’s the rubric?” Her eyes flitted down the parchment rapidly. As she read, her face grew pinker and pinker. “Girls!” she cried, scandalised. Parvati, Ginny, and Lavender blinked in unison.

“This - this objectifies our schoolmates in - in - objectionable ways!” 

Lavender popped her gum. Parvati stared at her nails. 

Ginny sighed, and began diplomatically. 

“Well, sure, but I’ve no doubt they’ve done the same. Just a bit of fun.” 

Hermione sniffed, once, superiorly. “At least you had the good sense to leave off the Slytherins.

“Oh no, they’re on the back,” Lavender pointed out helpfully.

WIP

I was tagged by @tarttism to post 250 words from my last wip. Thanks, babe! I'm like an inch from finishing a new chapter for The Price of Water, a tomione post-apocalyptic time travel fic. It should be up in a few days!! I literally have like a few paragraphs before it goes to my beta, @seollem-tm!

OMG I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE @golden-biro's ART FOR THIS CHAPTER!!!

I tag: @devdevlin; @nini-june; @seollem-tm; @ginnyruin; @bunnystealsyourcarrots; @golden-biro; @freyafallen; @meinenn; @sleeplessdreamer14 and anyone else who wants to do it!

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The next gilded frame holds the most bored, vacant-looking Malfoy Hermione has ever seen. The man is fully occupied with the spread of delicacies filling the table before him; wine dribbles down his ash-blonde beard. He doesn’t seem to notice the passers by.

There’s a portrait of a Malfoy politician, then some sort of Malfoy general with a decorated uniform.

Hermione gasps when she notices—the military Malfoy has three women sitting in the corner of his portrait, looking on with the doting devotion of a… perhaps they’re daughters? No, the ages are wrong. 

They must all be wives.

The next ten portraits feature Malfoys with multiple female partners, and even a few males in the mix.

Assuming pureblood early marriage customs have remained constant, Hermione measures approximately two hundred years in the generations.

This anchor in time quickens her pulse.

That would put her somewhere around the 2200s! 

But perhaps more fascinatingly, the portraits measure a marked physical shift in the generation after Draco’s son.

The heirs begin to have broader shoulders. They’re taller, with thicker necks and more defined musculature.

Something happened in her generation—something that precipitated the biological descent into feral madness that she’s confronted by this very moment.

A pungent smell assaults her as she floats into the manor’s gray, austere dining hall.

There’s a small fountain flaunting the contemporary currency with a melodic trickle.

But wait—!

A snow-blonde head catches her eye and confusion jolts her body.

That can’t be him! 

How has he gotten here?

Hermione’s heart stops for a full beat when Malfoy turns around.

“Draco!” she cries.

[thisismycursed3rdblog]

Sometimes i just think about how

This character

And this character

And this character

All creates by the same man

Jim Henson really was my entire childhood

[its-vannah]

Little Freak - Theseus Scamander x Reader

A/N: This one broke my heart while writing

Series: Theseus Scamander x Harry's House

Song: Little Freak

Summary: Being a muggle and dating a wizard poses problems. Especially when you don't know that you're dating a wizard.

Word Count: 1,648

Warnings: Being harassed (not by Theseus), VERY brief implied 😏, kissing, break up, fluff, angst

Theseus sat at his desk, staring down at his blank parchment paper. A white feathered quill was gripped in his hand, but he couldn't put words to paper.

With a sigh, he allowed himself to be taken back. To you.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You peddled your yellow bike, looking back over your shoulder at Theseus.

"Come on, Thes, keep up!" You laughed, brushing stray strands of hair out of your face as he struggled behind you.

He panted, "I've never exactly ridden a bike before, darling!"

"Well, you're riding one now!' You grinned, slowing down to his pace, which, you admit, was awfully slow. The two of you fell into a rhythm, watching as the fall leaves fell from the trees above you.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" You sighed happily, swaying slightly as you focused on the scenery.

But he only looked at you, "It is."

Raising a brow, you playfully scoffed, "I bet you tell every girl that."

He smiled, bowing his head before meeting your eyes once again, "Not every girl."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Your head rested on his chest as you swayed to the music, a relaxed smile on your faces. Your hand was entwined with his as he twirled you around once before pulling you back into him.

"I didn't know you could dance…" You said, gazing up at him.

"There's a lot of things you don't know about me." Theseus smiled, pressing a kiss to your temple as you buried your head back into his chest.

"Like what?" You asked, squeezing his hand.

He sighed, "Time will tell, won't it?"

"I suppose it will."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Theseus gripped your hand as you led him away from the swarms of children dressed as witches, goblins, and monsters. If he was being completely honest, he was a bit offended. The costumes weren't at all accurate.

"I'm sorry I had to drag you along, Thes," You apologized, "We used to just celebrate Halloween the few of us, but most of them had kids so young… and those kids invited their friends from school… and with cousins and nieces and nephews… Well, the point of it all is that I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin your Halloween."

He gave you a reassuring smile, "I've never really celebrated Halloween, so there's nothing to ruin. And any time with you is good time."

"Well… now that's we're here… do you want to go get our fortunes read?"

"Fortunes read?" He quirked a brow.

"You've never had it done before? With the crystal ball and fortune teller?" You asked, and he went still, "Here, follow me!"

Taking his hand, you led him towards a small black tent painted with stars, explaining, "Pat and Gwen get this one woman every year to read fortunes. She's full of it, but it's always a fun treat."

But before you could reach the tent, an old friend appeared from inside of it to greet you, his arms outstretched.

"Ernie!" You exclaimed, rushing up to him, "I didn't realize you were back in town. How has Paris been?"

He shrugged, "The French girls don't hold a candle to you, doll."

You went silent, looking back towards Theseus. If looks could kill, Ernie would be dead.

Bringing him forward, you smiled at Ernie, "This is Theseus, my bo-"

"So this is the guy getting all the action?" Ernie asked, waving his beer around.

You shivered, suddenly uncomfortable at his remarks.

Theseus pretended to laugh, taking a step forward and "stumbling" into Ernie, his beer soaking his shirt in the process.

"Hey, man! Careful!" Your old friend exclaimed.

"I'm so sorry about that, must've lost my footing. Probably had too much to drink," Theseus said, "We should really be going."

You looked between the two men, nodding goodbye to Ernie as Theseus took your hand and led you towards the car.

He opened the passenger's seat door, gesturing for you to get in.

"Should you really be driving…?" You asked, brows furrowed.

"I haven't had a single thing to drink, darling." He said as you slipped in, closing the door behind you.

"What was all that about, then? Are you feeling alright?" You questioned as he slipped into the car.

Theseus nodded, "He was being disrespectful. No one should talk to you, or anyone, like that."

"So that was on purpose?"

He swallowed, "Yes."

You went silent for a moment before he asked, "Are you mad?"

Gazing up at him, you shook your head, "Not at all."

Leaning against the center console, your hand grazed his cheek, pulling him into a deep kiss.

"What did I do to deserve you?" You sighed against his lips.

"I ask myself the same thing every day."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Theseus traced small circles on your bare hip, your fingers splayed out against his chest.

"My mum always said that doing this before marriage was a sin," You teased, raising a brow.

"My mum said I was more likely to grow wings out my arse and fly than fall in love."

You couldn't help but laugh, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"It proves that mums aren't always right."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

"Theseus, I was thinking…" You trailed off, focused on pushing the backing into your earring.

"That's never a good thing." He joked, watching you get ready for dinner.

"Real funny," You said, trying to fight the smile that threatened to appear on your face, "I want you to meet my family."

He raised his brows, "Your family? Already?"

"It's been a few months, Theseus. They're desperate to meet who I'm spending all my time with," You explained, running a comb through your hair, "And, frankly, I want them to meet you."

"You do?"

You nodded, "I really like you, Theseus. A lot. I…"

Theseus walked over to you, placing his hands on your vanity chair, "You…?"

You turned to him, "Say you'll meet my family first. Then I'll say it."

He pretended to debate it for a moment, causing you to get flustered, before pressing a kiss to the top of your head, "I'll meet them."

"Promise?"

"I promise."

Beaming up at him, you rose from your seat, standing on the tips of your toes to reach his lips. Your lips found his mere seconds later and he leaned into you, bracing you with the back of his hand.

A sigh escaped your lips, "I love you, Theseus."

"I love you, too."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You waited inside your flat, tapping your foot excitedly on the floor as you waited for Theseus to arrive. Your mother squeezing your hand on the couch, beyond ecstatic to meet the man you had been spending so much time with. Your father, on the other time, was staring daggers at the door.

He was late. Only five minutes, but still late. You held out hope, reminding your parents that he may have run into some traffic. But you couldn't keep using that excuse an hour later, when he still wasn't there.

Finally, after another half hour, your mother smiled sympathetically at you, "Dinner's getting cold, dear."

You nodded, tears stinging your eyes, "You and dad get started, I'll be right there."

Shooting up from your seat, you practically ran towards the bathroom, shutting the door behind you as you sobbed into your hands. He was supposed to be here.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

When Theseus finally opened the door to your flat that night, you were laying on the couch, a blanket draped over your lap as you stared at him.

"I'm so sorry," He apologized, "I was sent on a mission for work and-"

He had said too much.

"A mission?" You questioned, "You work in an office. What kind of mission does an office send you on?"

Theseus swallowed, "A mission to… get paper."

"Don't lie to me," You frowned, heaving yourself off the couch, walking over to him, "Where were you?"

"I was working."

"Working where?"

He ran a hand through his hair, "At the office."

"We waited hours for you. And you didn't think to call?"

"I couldn't call."

You shook your head in disbelief, "I don't ask for much, Theseus. Only that you be honest with me. So tell me, where were you? What were you doing?"

Theseus bowed his head, speaking softly, "I can't tell you that."

"Are we really at this point now? Where you're keeping things from me?" You asked, raising your voice a hair, "Come on, Theseus! You don't lie to people you love."

"If I could tell you, I would. But I can't."

"Why? Why can't you tell me?" You exclaimed, waving your hands in the air as tears fell down your face.

His bottom lip quivered, "It's… I can't… I'm sorry. I can't…"

"Go." You said, your voice flat, "Just go."

He reached forward to grab your hand, but you tugged it away, "If you can't be honest with me about this now, how will you be honest with me in the future? Go, Theseus. Go. Go!"

Sobs racked through your body. All he wanted was to stay, to pull you into his arms and tell you everything. That he had almost lost his life on that mission. That he was a wizard. That he loved you more than anything.

Your words sunk into his head, and wiping the tears from his eyes, he left.

You crumbled to the floor, leaning against a wall as you sobbed.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

It had been six and a half months since he had seen you, spoken to you. Every day he woke up, his eyes met the picture of the two of you he kept framed on his nightstand. And as much as it killed him, it hurt worse to not wake up every day and see your face.

So as he sat at his desk in the Ministry, tapping the tip of his quill on the parchment, he sighed and began writing. It was time.

Dearest Y/N,

I've been thinking thinking...

[steviewashere]

Excuse the clutter and whatnot in the background, I just need y’all to look at Ernie

Why is he like this??? Why does he sit like this?! He’s so fucking weird, I love him.

[theorangerangers]

Hello! Hope your day is going well. I was wondering if for the Compresses Power Rangers Timeline AU, if you could list the teams, who's on each team, their rough age and what they do(and possibly the town's name-or would it make sense to use Angel Grove?). I really want to make a one shot of a typical day in this town for the AU, but I only know Ninja Steel, Dino Charge, Samaria and MMPR. I want to make this as accurate as possible. Thanks! Have a great day!

It’s organized by season. And yeah it’s angel grove since that town was a mess

Mmpr

Students: Jason, Kim, Billy, Zack, Trini, Tommy,Aisha, Adam, Rocky, Kat and sometimes Tom (the copy of Tommy) all of whom are seniors. Bulk and skull are juniors

Staff: Ernie is a lunch lady

Aquatar

they are in human disguises but are also students at the school and are members of the swimming team. all seniors.

Zeo

Students: Tommy, Kat, Adam, Rocky, Jason, Tanya, trey (all seniors)

Turbo

Students: Tommy, Kat, Adam, tanya, Rocky(only in emergency cases where Justin can’t fight though).

Justin:a freshman.

TJ, Ashley, Carlos, Cassie are juniors

In space

Students: TJ, Ashley, Carlos, Cassie

Teaching assistant for math: Andros

Teaching assistant for gym: Zhane

Lost galaxy

Librarians: kendrix, Karone

Music teacher: maya

Calculus teacher: mike

Freshman math teacher: Leo

History teacher: Kai

Shop teacher: Damon

Lightspeed rescue

Head school nurse: Dana

Sophomore gym teacher and gymnastics couch: Kelsey

Freshman science teacher who lets students call them his first name and teaches kids how to safety set things on fire: Carter

Latin teacher and wrestling couch from hell: Ryan

Senior year bio electives teacher and swim couch: Chad

Sex ed and general wellness co teachers: Joel and Dr. Fairweather

One of those military recruiters that talk about joining the military to play for college to high schoolers: captain Mitchell

Time force

custodians at the school: Jen, trip, Katie, Luke, wes

Private security due to the shear number of rich people's kids and celebrities go to this school: Eric

Wild force

Portuguese teacher: Cole

Senior gym and track couch: Taylor

Home Ec teacher: Danny

Gym TA (under Taylor’s guidance of course): Max

American history teacher: Alyssa

Ninja storm

Sophomores: Dustin, Tori, Shane, Blake, Hunter

One of the the office secretaries: Cam

Class pet in the 8am section of sophomore bio: sensei guinea pig (it’s Carter’s class room)

Dino thunder

Freshmen: Connor, Kira, Ethan, Cassidy Devin and Trent

Tommy is still a senior but also their STA for extra credit so he can graduate on time

Haily is a junior

Anton is one of those parents that threatens to sue the school if his kid doesn’t get his way

Elsa is the principal

Spd

Definitely older than the typical college students but still in their 20s working school security: bridge, Z, Sky, syd, Jack

Gets shoved in a storage closet in their base so they don’t work at at or go to the school due to time travel shenanigans (also because the time force might arrest him): the omega ranger

Stays in the base due to being alien furries: Crugger and Kat

Janitor: Boom

Mystic force

Juniors: Nick, Vida, Xander, Leelee, Claire, Maddie, Chip

PTA moms: Udonna and Necrolai

Best Latin teacher ever (or at least less terrifying than Ryan): daggeron

Janitor: pheus (or whatever the troll goblin hybrid was called it’s been a while since I’ve seen it)

Operation overdrive

Physic teacher: rose

French teacher: will

Drivers Ed teacher: Ronny

English TA: Mack

School nurse: Tyzon

Drama teacher: Dax

Anyone not listed has their normal jobs

Jungle fury

Lunch ladies: RJ, Casey, Lily, Theo, Fran, Dom

Camille occasionally is disguised as the repair person for the industrial kitchen stuff

RPM

Lunch lady: ziggy

Auto shop TA: Dillon and Scott

Senior English teacher: summer

World history teacher: Flynn

Child development: gen and Gemma

Head of science department: Dr. K

Samurai

Sophomores: Jayden, Emily, Kevin, Mike, Mia, Antonio

Assistant principal: Lauren

Overbearing Parent/guardian who are always at the school to “complain” about something leading to meeting with the assistant principal: Gi

(Due to skull being a high schooler) toddler in the teaching day care program at the school that somehow always manages to find them at inopportune monuments: Spike

As said before bulk is a junior

Super mega force

Freshmen: Troy, Emma, Gia, Noah, Jake, Orion

Stuck being a tiki head in the base: gosei (fun fact the cave Gosei is in shares a wall with the Dino thunder cave in this au!)

Also their weird science teacher is still their weird science teacher IDK his name though

Is often shoved into janitor closets when he shows up at the school to hide him because he doesn’t go there and also the RPM and Zeo rangers tried to fight him once: robo knight

Dino charge

Child development TA: koda

IT guy: Tyler’s dad (I forgot his name)

World history TA: philip

American history TA: shelby

Biology TA: Tyler

Physics TA: Riley

Office secretary who is in charge of making sure everyone is registered for their correct classes : Kendall

Guidance counselor: Heckyl (no one is sure how or why)

Sex ed TA: chase (he likes to joke that Joel and Dr.F are his work parents)

Any non human team members not listed above are shoved into the base and kept there due to the number of rangers that mistake them monsters at random moments

Ninja steel

Sophomores: Brody, Sarah, Hailey, Preston, Calvin

Senior: Levi, Monty, and victor

Vice principal that ends up doing most of the work anyway (due to Elsa and Lauren constantly running off): Ms. Hastings

Beast morphers

Janitors : Ben and Betty

Senior : Nate (Dr.K’s favorite student)

Electric electives teacher: Devin

Special Ed teacher: zoey

Art teacher: Ravi

Former pottery teacher that suddenly vanished: Roxy

Former substitute gym teacher that suddenly vanished: blaze

Devon’s dad is still the mayor and Ravi’s mom is still in charge of grid battle force

Dino fury

Music TA: Javi

Electronic sciences TA: Ollie

Human psychology TA: Amelia

Senior: Izzy, and Fern (fun fact Izzy was the prime suspect for evil green ranger for mmpr before they realized it was Tommy)

Library assistants: Ayon and Zayto (Ollie have them a crash course on the Dewey decimal system and hoped for the best)

Fashion teacher: ms. Garcia

Mr. Garcia keeps his regular job but also gives Javi less of a hard time because music teachers are supposed to be able to play a bunch of different instruments and it looks like he has good chance to take Maya’s place when she leaves the school

Solon remains in the base because she is a dinosaur

Extra notes I came up with on the fly

K is growingly more paranoid due to the number of ranger teams she has evidence have robots in their ranks especially the beast morphers since that’s the team their closest too

Preston was “bullied” out of the magic the gathering club by the mystic rangers due to Vida trying to accuse him of being an evil wizard without blowing their cover. Vida’s exact words were “we don’t don’t want your kind around here”. The ninja steel team now thinks the magic the gathering club is homophobic towards Preston and hates them. Ironically the mystic rangers all love the blue ninja steel ranger and the ninja steel rangers really life the mystic force.

Summer after spending the entire night fighting vengix and exhausted as she walks in the door and Mack the day after he found out he’s a robot. “Summer would you still be my friend if I was a robot?” “Absolutely not” cue Mack having a break down in the janitor closet only to be found by Ben and Betty who assure him they would still be his friends even if he was a robot

Mick is the impromptu medic to most of the robotic rangers

Tyzon is not sure what normal human anatomy should look like so he just copies a lot of what he’s seen Dana do but also does know someone from aquatar when he sees one and treats their injuries accordingly and the aquatar rangers just think he’s a human whose really good with secrets

The teachers are youngish (most haven’t hit 30 yet) and I use TA as a short hand for teachers in training so they’re earlier 20s. And then most of the students besides Justin and Nate are between 14-18 with Justin and Nate both being 12.

Generally everyone else is around the age they are in the show

[kacywhistler]

Kacytober Day 31- Halloween

“Babe do we really have to do this” Kate says groaning

“We promised Jane we would be there” she hears Lucy say from the bathroom

“Yeah but not in costume, I look ridiculous”

“Babe it’s not Halloween without costumes and you look really hot” Lucy says walking into the room

“Luce” Kate starts to reply turning towards Lucy “wow you look amazing” she adds looking at her girlfriend.

“Thanks, you look pretty amazing yourself” Lucy says, pulling her into a kiss. Kate wraps her arms around Lucy pulling her closer, her hand travelling to Lucy’s ass giving it a gentle squeeze. Lucy groans and kisses Kate one last time before pulling back “we really should go” she whispers. “You look so good in these leather pants” Kate mumbles into Lucy’s neck.

“Baby” Lucy huffs as Kate peppers kisses down her neck. “No we can’t now” she says, clearing her throat and wiggling herself out of Kate’s hold. “Later, I’ll make it up to you ” Lucy says with a wink tossing Kate her jacket.

Kate sighs, putting her jacket on and following Lucy.

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“KATE” Lucy exclaims as Kate pushes her against the bathroom door. “Babe” she groans suppressing a moan as Kate sucks lightly on her pulse point. “Baby, we’re at my boss’s house” she tries again whimpering, Kate’s head snaps up at the mention of boss. “Sorry, I couldn't help myself” Kate says sheepishly. Lucy takes in Kate, she out of breath, pupils dilated and her hair dishevelled. “Just a little longer and we’ll leave,” Lucy whispers, running her hand through Kate's hair.

Kate groans, “ugh fine, let’s get this over with” she says straightening her shirt

Kate watches as Lucy talks to Ernie, popping candy corns into her mouth. “Hey there she is” she hears Jane say

“Hi Jane, how’d they convince you into this green goblin thing ” Kate replies, gesturing at Jane’s costume.

“Kids can be very persuasive, you’re not a huge halloween person I take it”

“That obvious huh” Kate says nervously

“Hey you guys” Lucy says joining them “I promised this one we’d watch a scary movie before we sleep, Halloween tradition and all” she continues gesturing towards Kate.

“She’s all yours, thanks for coming” Jane tells them before heading back to the party.

“Scary movie huh,” Kate says with a smirk

“Hush now and take me home” and Kate doesn’t need to be told twice.

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Lucy gasps as her back collides with the back of the front door Kate kissing her roughly “bed” she whispers panting. Kate picks her up, her lips attached to Lucy’s neck as she walks them into the bedroom. Kate gently drops her on the bed quickly stripping her and Lucy of their jackets and climbs on top of her and leans down to kiss her. Kate loses herself in the kiss and Lucy takes the opportunity to flip them over effortlessly straddling Kate. “Lucccyyy” Kate whines sitting up a little hands running up Lucy’s thighs.

Lucy hurriedly pulls her shirt over her head leaving her in a black lace bra Kate gasps, hands reaching out to cup Lucy’s breasts. “Mhmm these are new” she mumbles, kissing the expanse of Lucy’s neck.

Lucy moans and tilts her head giving Kate more access to her neck losing herself to the feeling of Kate’s mouth on her, Kate manages to flips them and Lucy gasps when her back hits the mattress. Kate unbuttons, pulls down Lucy’s leather pants and hovers over Lucy crashing their lips together.

“Fuck baby, you had these on the whole time” Kate whispers pulling back from the kiss her hand sliding down Lucy’s stomach.

“Mhmm a reward for dressing up ” Lucy says gasping as Kate’s hand dips into her lacy panties.

“Happy fucking halloween to me” Kate mumbles kissing down Lucy’s body.

[power-chords]

I woke up and Ernie Knows but I won’t let him in because he will try to do naughty Ernie stuff (eat my bagel, lick my hair, knock stuff over) so he’s sitting in the hallway outside making plaintive goblin noises.

[bokettochild]

I have so many pets??

Cosmo (white and orange, male)

Goose (manspreading, goblin)

Winston (traumatised, male)

Elsie (left, female) and Ernie (right, male)

-Wild’s Ponytail, off anon so I can share some of my many photos

Much fluffy!

Very lovely!!!!!

[lightdancer1]

I will also note that with both Lovecraft and Rowling

That technical virtuosity in elements of writing does not make up for how the writer chooses to employ that skill. Unlike say, Ernie Hemingway those two actually could write and do some things extremely well. Lovecraft's writing even in his 'real world' settings has a hypnotic dreamlike quality that is hard to emulate but which I actually try to incorporate aspects of because a story should literally make people want to read it and to read it through to the end when they start it.

It is a magnificent thing...yoked to a setting where he will literally describe Cthulhu and a Black woman about the same. The two sides of Lovecraft are inseparable and it's why original flavor recreations of his works are indefensible from white writers in the 2020s (if POCs and particularly Black people chose to do it, that's a them thing and I will let Black people sort out for themselves what they make of that. Not my worry).

Rowling equally can do the psychology of teenage boys, as I said, excellently well. At the most amoral literary perspective this is her greatest feat and inseparable to what the author chose to do in the series, let alone outside it. An author wanting a realistic view of a teenage boy would do well to see how Rowling goes about portraying Harry and his increasingly sophisticated POV and shift from rookie gawky nervous boy of the first book to the raging emo teen of the fifth.

But as with Lovecraft the skill involved at a technical level cannot be separated for what it's used for. Rowling chose to tell tales where the metaphorical equivalent of Jewish people are literal Goblins made to be sinister ugly monsters. Where the Irish kid likes to blow up things. Where the Black character is named Shackle-bolt and where the one East Asian girl in the setting has a name that's literally out of a racist Limbaugh skit. She chose to tell a tale where people had some awareness of problems and did nothing about them, and where protagonist centered morality is at some of its very worst. And unfortunately her comments show that she did this like Ayn Rand because she viewed fiction as 'apply my real life views to a world I created logic be damned' and everyone suffered for it.

[itsaaudraw]

Hey you know that movie Freaked? If so an au where instead of getting turned into freaks Ricky,Ernie and Julie agree to help Skuggs kidnap certain creatures from another world so he can secretly exploit them for his own gain. While on their adventures they come across a lot of mishaps for example Ricky accidentally gets engaged to the goblin king who actually treats him like a person, Julie gets a job as a demon princess’s escort and Ernie has a barbarian werewolf princess having the hots forhim

i’ve heard of it, but haven’t seen it so idk who any of these characters are lol

[rainbowchibbit]

Why do people call pets goblins isn't that rude? Goblins are nasty creatures that do nasty shit why call pets that. I don't get this trend honestly. Not complaining just genuinely confused

LMAO nah the definition of goblin is varied and dependent on the person. but it’s also the same way you can lovingly call your pet an evil little bastard man because you mean it with all the affection in the world or poopy stink fart monster. My roommate has an entire song for her dog “His name is Ernie he’s a puppy and he....STINKS!”