#enough cream

[fieriframes]

[It really adds a depth. It's not hot, by any means. You add just enough cream to keep it moist and do not seek revenge and call it justice. ♪♪ -Well done. -Appreciate it.]

[lowpolyshadow]

shadow being "good with kids" is wrong in the sense that i really dont think he would soften up and smile at them or speak That much more gently

but like everything he takes them seriously, which kids usually prefer, and is probably a little more conscious of what he says/awkward even if his tone is still kinda gruff and thats the real moe

[foldingfittedsheets]

Making jalapeño popper mac and cheese for dnd night. This was my only task today. The cheese sauce smells fucking dope, I’m excited.

[bard-of-beasts]

I used to think all of them were women.. UNTIL I HEARD THEIR VOICES

[lunewolf13]

Spilling Tea Part 2:

All the Robins are sitting criss-cross applesauce on a plush carpet, summoned by Dick Grayson to play "truth or dare but without a dare and you can choose what to spill" (Dick is work-shopping the name).

Tim raises his hand: Why aren't Cass and Barbara here?

Jason: I thought this was a Robin-only meeting.

Tim: No, Dick told me it was a Robin and Batgirl meeting.

Dick: Cass volunteered to distract B so we can bond uninterrupted. And Babs...

Steph: She laughed in his face and said "no thanks."

Jason: I did that too and yet I'm here.

Dick: That's different, Little Wing :)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..

like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO

less specific ones include:

"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*

"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"

"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."

(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)

[pigeonstab]

[lady-raziel]

i can't do this anymore. i can't. i can;t.

[mo-mode]

Chiron: Welcome to Camp Half-Blood! Home to demigods of—

Me: Yeah yeah, which demigods can see the shrimp colors?

Chiron: Excuse me?

Me: You heard me. Who’s got the shrimp colors?

Chiron: Well, ah…Iris is the goddess of the rainbow, and Poseidon is god of the sea, but I don’t think—

Me: Give me the shrimp colors, horse man.

[clannfearrunt]

My mom’s said this multiple times but when she first came to the U.S. she couldn’t believe that ppl would treat pint sized icedcreams as like a single, personal serving. That was such levels of dairy decadence that she could not understand. And she tells me this because now if she’s not careful she’ll zone out and devour a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting. She’s become the ice cream american she once feared. She can’t believe it

[purplemagicn]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! 🎄🎆 I know it's late, but the holiday spirit is still within me. Also, my body picked the worst time to get sick during during the holidays so that sucks.

I couldn't get the idea of them shopping together out of my head ever since I watched the latest Sonic Twitter takeover. Got me all giddy about it.

TOOLS: Ibis Paint, Ugee UT3 tablet, Ugee stylus

[max-nico]

Y'all I got more of my random Sonic headcanons 🗣️

Silver loves to doodle, Tails can always tell if he's stopped by his workshop because he doodles in the corner of his blue prints

Shadow can't stand sleeping on his back because he was in stasis for so long, plus it gives him sleep paralysis

Charmy is a thumb sucker💔

Vector's been trying to break the habit but nothing seems to be working

One time Silver gave Amy a recipe from the future, when he got back all of his cookbooks with similar recipes changed in some way. Could've been the cover, title, or the recipe itself

For some reason, the new recipe was even better than the old one

Shadow, as the ultimate lifeform, has 30/20 vision somehow

Blaze is at least part wildcat. Whether that's a panther, lion, puma, or something completely different I know it is within her

Everyone listens to Vanilla. Everyone. Even the other adults

Espio is constantly putting himself in needlessly dangerous situations to 'see if his body can take it'. Nobody likes that he does this

Tails hates being referred to as Sonic's baby/kid brother. If anything, he's a sidekick or a little brother and that's only because Sonic is taller than him, not because he's a kid

Surge and Wave get really competitive on hoverboards, but it's all in good fun (mostly)

Tails is incredibly smart and incredibly gullible, like I know he's fallen for "updog" at least once, and has fallen for the "someone wrote gullible on the ceiling" joke multiple times

You will hurt his feelings if you point this out

No one in team dark can cook, they tried to get lessons from Amy and Vanilla (both together and separately) they are banned from both kitchens now

Dw !! Vanilla is still willing to give them lessons, just only at one of their houses from now on :) (her kitchen will never recover)

If Sonic is passing through town and sees some particularly cool merch of his friends he'll stop to grab it, if he has time

If Sonic doesn't know where Tails is sometimes they have a little bit of a scavenger hunt, or maybe hide n go seek is the better term

Tails will periodically send pictures of where he is, dropping hints if he thinks they're necessary, and Sonic has to find them (Sonic doesn't know Tails invented this game so Sonic keeps his tracking skills sharp during down time)

I wouldn't be surprised if some of the other duos or trios adopted this game as well. I imagine specifically team dark would get carried away with this

One time some stranger held a phone up to Shadows face out of nowhere and asked him about his political views. Shadow smiled and said "whichever ones you don't agree with" and then teleported away

And that's all I have for now I think... It's been a while since I posted one of these, but it's still just as fun to write lol

Feel free to give me more headcanons in the reblogs or whatever, and my askbox is always open (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[puppycharmz]

zooble is from wisconsin guys trust me gooseworx told me herself

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

genuine question how come yall are suffering through heavy cream when you could just get a gallon of ice cream and let it melt

[meshaamem-li]

g-d gives his toughest challenges (don't eat too much lactose) to his bravest warriors (my lactose intolerant ass)

[groovygladiatorsheep]

Dark Cream week 2024 - Day 3 — Magnet | Do you think we’re lovers in every universe ?

I wanted to do something with magnet as in in every universe we’re attracted by eachother !!! I hope that translates well :3

Yes there’s the soulmate red string heehee

Aim isn’t Dark Cream like Dark Cream related but the rest is so I hope it stills count !!!

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☆ Credits

Xorcist and Aim + Dark Cream Week by | @zu-is-here !!

Leviathantale by | @skumhuu !!

Shattered by | galacii-gallery !!

Cross by | jakei95 !

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