#english paper 2

[notahorseindisguise]

JUST GOT OUT OF PAPER 2!!! i think i did good!!! i definitely passed at least. my mod c creative writing was good. i almost cried w relief when i realised it was creative writing. it wasnt really relevant to the stimulus but it was a good writing piece at least. mod a, i havent read either text but i think i just. wrote enough for it to be ok. and mod b, i feel like its very clear how little i remembered from the poems but its fine!! i made up for it with flowery language lmao

[milk-and-cold-custard]

Is it to late to admit I don't actually know what vision and viewpoint is? Ask the rest of my English class and they also have no fucking ideas

[caput-medusae]

redditors have the slightest amount of media comprehension challenge (impossible)

the amount of people who still cannot grasp that the Stranger is Gandalf truly baffles me. they have given us every visual and narrative clue possible and nerd ass fanboys are crying in the comments that he’s definitely a Blue Wizard because the actor has not yet turned directly to the camera and said: “I, Daniel Weyman, am playing the character of Gandalf in Amazon’s The Rings of Power.”

“but it doesn’t happen that way in the books!” they sob. No one cares!! it literally does not matter!!! this is the middle earth cinematic universe for god’s sake! it’s middle earth-616! it’s different from the books just like the PJ trilogy were different from the books!! go outside!!!

And then worse than that, they whine and cry about it being a “mystery box” or a “guessing game” - brother it can’t be a mystery box because it’s not a mystery!!!!! they already told you who the character was in the first season!!! they expected you to have the two brain cells needed to figure it out from the obvious narrative clues!!!!

i know it’s my fault for being on reddit in the first place, but i am genuinely going to lose my mind!!!

[vse-kar-vem]

quick bojč!!! 💓💓💓

[rootmash]

the last weapon better be a chainsaw

[musicalsiphonophore]

so. i had my english exam.

I FUCKING READ THE EXTRA TIME END TIME RATHER THAN MY CORRECT END TIME AND I THOUGHT I HAD 40 MINUTES BUT I HAD 5 MINUTES AND THEN THE INVIGILATOR SAID I HAD 5 MINUTES AND I FUCKING JUMPED OUT OF MY SEAT AND I SOMEHOW WROTE AN ENTIRE TWO QUESTIONS WITH A TOTAL FIVE (5) PARAGRAPHS IN THAT TIME AND WHEN THEY SAID PUT YOUR PENS DOWN I BURST INTO TEARS

FUCK MY LIFE

[mochiwrites]

word of advice: don't be an english major

[ronanlynchbf]

and then an overwhelming sense of dread apear.

[notahorseindisguise]

THE LOVE SONG OF J ALFRED PRUFROCK

oh do not ask "what is it?"/let us go and make our visit

in the room the women come and go/talking of michelangelo

there will be time/to prepare a face to mee the faces that you meet

in a minute there is time/for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse

i have measured out my life with coffee spoons

i should have been a pair of ragged claws/scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

i grow old... i grow old.../i shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled

shall i part my hair behind? do i dare to eat a peach?

[milk-and-cold-custard]

Whoever wrote that English paper deserves a kiss on the mouth

Also my wrist is going to fall off

[sehrgefaelltmir]

being a college student w a sibling doing state exams is so funny cause im done my exams and now i just sit around writing fanfiction n researching what pokemon game i should buy. meanwhile my little brother is in the next room trying to study all english literature ever written in one night

[buglaur]

my first exam went really well!! one down nine to go. second one starts in an hour and a half

[twelfth-dykector]

I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF IF EDEXCEL GIVES US POPPIES ON MONDAY

[the-red-hoodlum]

Excuse the dhitty drawing I wasn’t sure how else to explain the sheer horror I’m experiencing after a frightening realisation so I kinda just had to draw my expression

[boydykepdf]

if i end up having to go into english instead of history i might actually kill myself

[lesbeid0u]

mother has graciously given me a $20 gift card from work for "national gay day because i know what you are"