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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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@climbingbitch (in red) is so funny I love her

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Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

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i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

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Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress

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Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs

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i know this means absolutely nothing to most people but basically all of the little web game things I've made recently (angels in automata, hex plant growing game, d.a.n.m.a.k.u., life music, sudoku land, the metroidvania style map editor, etc etc etc) are all entirely self-contained individual client-side html files that can be downloaded and run offline and have literally no libraries or frameworks or dependencies, because i'm an insane woman who enjoys hand coding my input handling and display code from scratch in vanilla js and having it all live in one single html file with the game logic and the page structure and the page style all just living and loving together side by side in a universal format that can be run by any web browser on any devixe. i'll even include image files as base64 data-uri strings just to keep every single asset inside the one file.

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Ryan: Are you a fan of Michael Collins?

Kid: I am, Ryan

Ryan: What would you say if you met Michael Collins today?

(odd groaning is heard behind the child)

Kid: Oh no

Ryan: Turn around

Kid: I don't want to Ryan

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Telling my kids the rapping child was kneecap

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the kids yearn for the slurry

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on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

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its funny how some call gay people "fairies" when all of the fairies I met have been extraordinarily homophobic

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ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension