#enemies to lovers etc...

[thatwitchrevan]

I disagree that fictional ships have to be toxic to be spicy cause there's all kinds of conflict and fun dynamics and kinky shit or cute and hilarious shit you can add to your pairing without them being at each other's throats or something

But also I think toxic blorbos trying to relationship us very very funny.

[hamletshoeratio]

"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"

I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.

I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.

Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.

[pinkocowboy]

STARY !!!! i seem to favor blonde x stan ships…. they’re my favorite ever.

[alicentsaegon]

Can we talk how lukewarm Feysand is as an enemies to lovers ship because I am TIRED of their relationshiop being labelled as such. Enemies to lovers is not him tormenting her for 1/3 of book one and then them becoming allies in the first 100 pages of the second 700 page book. That's not enemies to lovers

[enobariasdistrict2]

random thought but there was once this couple in my junior year biology class who were really sweet towards each other & always laughing with/teasing one another and i honestly couldn't tell if they were a couple or really good best friends (until they confirmed they were a couple later on lmao). and that's honestly the goal for all my fictional ships/hope for my irl serious relationships tbh

[its-the-sa]

can you draw about human kaijus please and thanks

i'm sorry friend... I appreciate that you still like my old kaiju art, and I will probably return to the godzilla fandom someday, but today is not that day.

I'm very deep into a rain world hyperfixation right now, and to be honest, i'm actively trying NOT to let the 'godzilla' and 'rain world' beams cross in my brain too much. i havent even watched godzilla x kong: the new empire yet, because I already know it would just fuel my current brainrot. I'd end up making a whole new AU based on it. i'd write essays about all the thematic parallels. i'd write a thesis paper deciphering what mothra's symbol means in the language of the ancients. i'd redraw every stupid kongzilla meme that pops up on google images. i'd unlock a level of autism this world is not prepared to contain.

like please im already struggling with every fibre of my being not to redraw this fucking thing:

im fihgting for my life

[patroclusdefencesquad]

i'm sorry but books that have so much potential in their plot and their characters and their relationships but they throw it all aside in favour of fucking SMUT i hate it i hate it

[reedeemable]

I love how reed900 started as karma for Gavin’s actions against Connor and now it’s “they’re soulmates, they love each other, they have a beautiful spring wedding and spend the rest of their lives together with their ten adopted cats”

[deaths-wife]

Anyone that shipped Dramione when they were younger ships Zutara now OK I don't make the rules

fanart credit:

Zutara: pulled from pinterest, couldn't find og artist :(

Dramione: @livish.art on insta! :)

[clarissaweasley-10]

JENN KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING THESE AUTHORS ARE HUMAN BEINGS WITHOUT ANY MERCY I AM TELLING YOU.JUST ONE GLIMPSE OF LYRA'S APPEARANCE THAT'S ALL I AM ASKING...Like we know how all the contestants look except for Lyra, and she's the most hyped character in the century,seems pretty purposeful to me..

[robiniswriting]

i cant quite put my finger on what exactly it is yet, but the master and the doctor have some kind of insane energy as a pairing that attracts gay people specifically

[rwby-confess]

Common enemies create frenemies

(Bit late) Mafia AU for Qrowin week 2024

[formulanni]

Need to know your thoughts on carcar

It’s so fucking funny I love it sm it’s such a crack ship

[harrowscore]

why are you, as an adult in 2024, still hung up on reylo. why are you still mocking the shippers. why do you believe yourself to be superior only because you dislike a stupid ship from a fucking space fairytale. girl (gnc) get a grip

[wherethesunsails]

NCIS is so funny because fornell will randomly show up and suddenly the vibe is just two old queers facing off. these two old men have fucked dirty nasty. the team are children of divorce but they don't know it because they're actually the stepchildren they just don't know that dad had a former marriage. gibbs and fornell are just there flirting all the time and always on the verge of passionately kissing with tongue and the kids are just. so confused

[donfermin]

April 10, 2024 ↳ PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN vs FC BARCELONA