#enemies to allies to lovers to friends to lovers

[selnyam]

Meet Flidais Oakclamber!

BASICS

-Name: Flidais Oakclamber -Age: 158 -Race: Veena Viera (technically a voidsent) -Gender: Female -Orientation: Lesbian -Profession: Mercenary, Blacksmith, Bartender -Partners: Married to Metrina Seagrin, dating Sadu Heavensflame, Shura Kuroyanagi, U'Nia Vairemont, Ayami Sparrowsong, Y'Shtola, M'Naago, Merlwyb, Zero, and many other women across the star -Family: Tyjet ("twin") -Children: Gydea, Kynhad, Bisela, Mona Oakgrin, Hayle Oakgrin, Thallon Seagrin, (stepson) (and more to come in the future!) Alisaie Leveilleur, (adopted) Alphinaud Leveilleur, (adopted) -Free Company: Flannel and Satin -Main Classes: Warrior, Machinist, Monk, former Black Mage

Physical Features

-Height: 6'6 -Ears: Full Lop -Hair: Pink, the tips which go dark from void corruption -Scars: smaller ones from battle, a crystalized opalescent one that circles her neck -Unique Traits: Buck front teeth, a pair of dark curving horns along her head, a pair of black and red wings, the wings and horns she can hide away

Fun Facts!

-Skills: Blacksmithing, cooking, fighting. -Likes: Flirting, sparring, helping others, reading and learning, sweets, spicy foods, books -Dislikes: Rude people, politics, complicated plans, inconsiderate people, eggs -Shard of Origin: 9th Shard -Ancient: Jupiter, seat of Azem

My written works

Flidais's first memory is waking up on the side of the road in Western Thanalan, just north of the Silver Bazaar. No idea where she was, she made her way into the city where she was directed to the Adventurer's Guild. With no memories and nothing better to do she became an adventurer, her aptitude for Thaumatergy becoming rapidly apparent. It wasn't long before she ran into the Scions and was invited to join them, there she met her first love K'Shai. A Miqo'te Sunseeker Pugilist. Adventuring together, they became fast friends and lovers, eventually getting engaged. Despite not finding any clues to her home, to her past, she was happy. While she did not possess the Echo some others had, it became apparent there was something about her that was odd, as on top of the scent of the Void that followed her, she was immune to primal's tempering. It was due to this she was sent to combat Titan. Away fighting the primal, she was not there when the attack at the Waking Sands happened. She was not there when she lost K'shai. Losing the woman she loved sent Flidias on a spiraling rage fueled quest of revenge, of which both allies and enemies still speak of in hushed tones.

During her work with the Scions, and attemping to free Ala Mhigo she lost a battle with Garlean soldiers, a blade to her throat nearly taking her life. Wounds were later exacerbated with the presence of light corruption. Wounds which eventually took her voice, and her ability to cast Black Magic. She took quickly to learning to wield an axe, to defending her allies and loved ones, Her attempts to learn other combat styles eventually led her to the Reaper arts, through which she was reunited with her long lost 'twin' which let her know she had been a researcher into voidsent summoning and a lab accident caused her to be sucked into the Void. Trapped there for about 50 years, her body was forever changed. while there she managed a powerful spell, escaping and arriving in Eorzea.

Travels to Tural allowed her to find more of her past, to find her home and the family she left behind. The daughters she'd long forgotten. Time now for her to get to know them all over again, to share their lives and her own.

[secret-smut-sideblog]

Please Be Rude

short and indulgent introduction to my rook and lucanis' dynamic. written pre-release so forgive ooc or contradictions

PG-13 - implied self-harm, mage killer tension, chronic pain, jealousy, rivalry, ANGST

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"Slow down..." The detective raised her hands, narrowed eyes fixed on his dagger. "We're here to help, Crow."

She could be taken care of, too, if need be. The mage in front of him was his first priority. Blade pressed to her throat.

The air was coiled with magic. It crackled around her, rolling off her in a twitching miasma. Topaz yellow eyes set in dark sclera, animal and locked on him. Her arms did not raise, no panicked shuffle backward. Only the slightest twist of her head, a slow fluid movement.

Something was deeply wrong with her, the type he was trained to put down. And yet, his blade held. Staring up at her, transfixed. There was something terribly hypnotic about her, beauty arrested between fear and awe.

She held his gaze, her pupils tight pinpoints. Breath even against metal. Just the slightest extension of her neck in invitation was enough to break the spell.

He stepped back, swiftly stowing his dagger. Shoulders tight and breath strained.

What just happened?

Spite was over the moon with this development. Nearly bouncing in malicious excitement.

'Let me talk to her. I want to talk to that one!'

Lucanis shook his head, resting his hand on the hilt of his dagger. Eyes still narrowed on this dangerous stranger.

Spite growled in frustration, edging toward her regardless.

Haunting eyes slid to the demon's proximity as her pupils widened out into saucers. Not quite focused on his face but slowly scanning the place where he stood.

Even Spite froze. How strange the mockery of his form looked next to her. Only then did Lucanis really take her in and felt an involuntary jolt of his heart.

Long legs and wide hips that led into the dip of a waist. Full spiraled hair that fell to the small of her back, a fascinating rose gold. A regal face with pouted lips, an aquiline nose, and high cheekbones. Eyes slanted and mysterious as a hawk, the amber of them nearly glowed in the low light.

Angular pointed ears gouged with holes. A fractal scar struck at her temple and scattered through her cheek and jaw. A winding rope of a burn scar circled her swan neck.

Empathy struck him at her state. Elves didn't lead easy lives.

"You have someone with you." Her voice finally rose. Calm as a summer lake, and lilted as a loons lone call with a Navarran accent.

Her eyes settled on him again in curiosity.

Nevarra. He eyed the medical utility of her mage armor.

It suddenly all made sense. A Mortalisi.

His grip loosened on his blade.

"It's complicated." He offered.

"Who are you? Who sent you?" He held her in suspicion again. Though, curiosity overrode that more than he would care to admit.

"Caterina sent me."

Caterina?

He sized her up again.

The stillness she stood with was uncanny. A statue only broken by the slightest flexing in her long fingers. He was trained to know intentions just in the way a person stood. He was getting nothing from her.

It was plausible.

"You're not a Crow."

"And you're not human." She stated, a neutral blunt.

A smile nearly cracked his face. It didn't slip him that she hadn't offered her name yet.

"We need a mage-killer." The lilting of her voice was so melodic it bordered on a lullaby.

"I can still work." He assured.

She nodded and turned, done with their conversation. Apparently, the matter was settled.

A fondness rose in his chest, and he quickly stamped it down. He took up the stride of her walk.

"They have my blood, and a contract unfulfilled on my end."

Her step didn't falter.

"We'll settle it."

That fondness reared again.

"Excellent."

-

It had been three nights now at the Lighthouse, and he hadn't seen her.

It settled an anxiety in his gut that wouldn't stop gnawing. Everyone else was accounted for, but his new companion was a shadow he only saw maddening hints of.

She would make an excellent Crow, but she wasn't one. So, the behavior set alarm bells off in his system. Was she avoiding the others?

Quieter, in the back of his mind.

Was she avoiding him?

He shook his head. There was validity to that thought, but her reasons ultimately didn't matter. She was an invisible outlier that must be accounted for.

So that night, in the late of the witching hours, he set out to find her.

Spite jovially trotted at his side, reveling in the absurdity of his hunt.

'Looking for our terrifying beauty, are we?'

Lucanis ignored him, and the hackle raised at his possessive word choice. Ducking his head around doorways, step silent in the dark.

His stride took him up the winding staircase that led to a library. A further circular wing extended to his left.

Once the whole wing was searched, and he was preparing to rise to the next floor, a scent lifted in the air.

He paused, breathing it in. The unmistakable smell of petrichor. Impossible in this setting. There was no rain in the Fade.

His fingers probed along the wall. A seam hidden in wood. Searching further, he found a latch. A small door popped open.

'Oooh, secrets, secrets!' Spite cackled.

The door opened to a dark wooden staircase, risen up high beyond his vision. Rickety and heavy with newly disturbed dust.

He took the stairs, climbing higher and higher into an attic crawlspace. Eyes cresting over the edge of the warped wooden floor.

It was very dark, but the scent was heavy here. More defined. A bouquet of rain, ozone, a hint of sea salt, and something more. Lavender?

The calm of the heady aroma nearly unfocused him, but he finally found his target.

A long form was curled in a corner. The low spectral light from a crescent window fell in slants across her.

She was turned into the wall, laying on her side. Her bicep was the only pillow for her head, no blanket over or bedroll under.

He studied her in confusion, then familiarity. He could recognize the feign of sleep in her even deep breathing. Still facing the wall, but with eyes he knew were open. Waiting for him to make a move. Both held in charged silence.

Familiarity slid to regret. Well, not regret, he needed to find her. Remorse was closer.

How he knew the act of folding yourself so small you could fit into a crevice. Only safe tucked into the cracks.

He had only just learned her name through some digging, her true name beyond the title of Rook. Rassou. A name he had repeated quietly to himself, enjoying the way it hissed and rolled over his tongue. A secret he inexplicably couldn't resist coveting.

Would she respond to it now if he whispered it?

But that was far too intimate. Too much for him and for this figure hiding in a cold attic.

He stepped forward, and she curled tighter into herself. Legs tucked into her chest, breath stilled.

He paused. Sorrow tight in his chest.

He wanted to...

What did he want?

I don't want to hurt you.

A dangerous feeling. Only the surface of a rippling well of emotion that he refused to stare into.

His jaw clenched.

He removed his overcoat as he stepped closer. Her eyes remained on the wall. Draping it over her, he retreated silently back downstairs.

-

She rubbed her cursed hands on her knees to no avail. The tingling pain cramped the muscles stiff, and no amount of coaxing would recede it.

A lifetime forced her to know this. But desperation was not a sensible thing.

"Come on, not now. Not here." She hissed, closing her eyes tight to the torrent rising behind her breast bone. Frustration was a very effective catalyst. One she couldn't afford to indulge.

Trained deep breaths filled her lungs, released through pursed lips.

One... two... three...

Focused slow. Body slow, breath slow.

As long as she was quiet.

Four... five... six...

It will pass.

As long as she was still.

Eight... nine... ten.

They would be safe with her.

She was in control.

"Okay..." She hushed as her eyes slowly opened.

Stolen sleep was not the end of her tether. It never had been. She was stronger than her body, no matter how it tormented her.

But the pain had never abided being ignored. Pain spoke, but it could not listen. Lightning flashed deep in her veins, and it would never heed to her exhausted requests to just stop. Sleep would be held above her reach until it was expelled.

The easiest release was to call a storm. Rising her arms to the heavens to strike from deep in her marrow. A tempest struck from the core of her person.

But this was the Fade. The upper atmosphere was something she wasn't confident in testing.

Option two was a royal elfroot balm. She used to soak up to her forearms in the salve until she was numbed from the elbow down. But she had run out weeks ago, scraping the corners of the tin she had stretched far past its end.

Option three...

They already gave her neck stares. And her thighs were fully wound in scars. Maybe her ankles could take the burned flesh, but it would be excruciating to chafe on her boots. There would be questions.

She sighed, rising to feet. Striding quiet up stone.

A tucked away corner of a stairwell had become her new home. Colder than the crawlspace, but she had slept in worse. She considered keeping up a rotation to avoid further discovery, but there was too much pain to consider anything right now.

There had to be herbs stockpiled somewhere in this sprawling place. The pantry was a good bet.

Except... the Crow tended to haunt the kitchen.

She had returned his overcoat immediately. Leaving it neatly folded on a chair near the cabinets. Of all of them, he should have the sense to stay away. It was hard enough to dodge Bellara's offers of comradery. The girl seemed fixated on winning her over.

Listening at the door for far too long, her hands started to seize again. With a silent huff, she edged her way in.

Searching shelves in the dark with unwilling limbs, she gave rare thanks to her ancestry. Elves had uncanny vision in low light and with eyes that reflected like a predator in the dark. Her inhuman eyes had been accused of stalking villages in the night during her travels.

Good. They should be afraid of her.

"Those are organized by spice group."

Her hand seized, knocking a jar to shatter on the floor.

Lucanis stepped forward from the wall he had been silently leaned on. She stepped back into the opposite wall. Pressing her back flat against stone.

"Easy..." He soothed, hands stretched open in assurance. Taking another step forward.

Her hands clenched shut hard at her sides, and the pain intensified so high it brought tears to her eyes. Doubled over into her forearms, a whimper of pain caught pathetically in her throat. Heart a kicking, cornered animal.

His shoes quickly filled her vision.

Thunder rolled in her chest.

Her ears popped as the air pulled.

Lucanis paused his hands above her. The change in the atmosphere palpable.

"No..." She whispered.

I don't want to hurt you.

Run.

"Shut up!" Lucanis hissed over his shoulder.

The spirit.

Her eyes raised.

It had been so long, she had nearly forgotten. There was a fourth option.

Rassou raised her shaking hand above her head, holding her palm as flat as she could manage. Breathing shallow through a building scream.

"What are you doing?... Don't -"

But a terrible warm met her palm eagerly, interlocking over her knuckles.

An exhausted smile split her face. She released.

A burst of lightning shot from her. Tension melted in the limb like sugar on a tongue, her head lolled forward.

The mirrored form of Lucanis lit for a brief moment in front of her, made manifest in electrocution, as the real Lucanis looked on.

"Again?" She smiled, raising her other hand as her body released from its tight curve. It was immediately taken by the same fervent heat.

She sent another torrent of shock, more intense this time, pulled from deep in her chest. The near constant knot between her shoulders unwound. A small moan of relief left her.

A sigh exhaled from deep in her belly. The heat nearly vibrated with demand. Again.

"Okay, last one for tonight." She planted her feet and pulled from the base of her spine. It arced out in near ecstasy, fluttering her eyes up into lids. Her lower back unfurled, and the muscles in her hips almost gave out. All the tight in her body unwound as a tapestry fast pulled by a thread.

She fell back against the wall loose and stretched, experiencing the transcendent relief only found after the quell of a great pain. Breathing in full pulls of her diaphragm.

"Thank you." Hushed from her lips.

Ducking back out of the door, she rubbed her trembling hands. Massaging her thumbs into her palms, working out the deep ache that still lingered.

-

"What are you reading?"

She looked up from her curl in a nook of the library, always hidden away in some tight corner. It was shameful how often he found himself unconsciously searching for her lately, a one-sided game of hide and seek.

Topaz eyes stayed stony on him, staring him down. Looking at him through tendrils of softly pink tinted spirals, fallen loose from the full golden bundle on the top of her head.

He had never seen someone who looked quite like her before.

There was a long moment of silence that he tried not to squirm through. Intent on showing his intrusion was friendly, leaning against a shelf as a token of vulnerability.

It had not gotten past him that she was on closer terms with his demon. In fact, it had been tormenting him. The actual gloating from Spite didn't help one bit.

'She likes me! Hah! I helped her AND touched her soft skin, and you haven't! When you walk in, she looks for me first!'

It was made worse in the truth of it. Spite would bound over to her like a gleeful imp, and she would turn and give a little smile to the aura of her invisible pet. Greeting him in a soft voice.

"Hello Kakό."

He eventually worked out a translation from a book on Nevarran language he had scrounged from a dusty shelf.

Mischief.

The first time he saw her smile was looking at Spite. Her Mischief.

He tried to stamp down the sickening coil of jealousy in his stomach. Not backing down from her maintained stare for a moment.

She finally held up the book, the cover revealed to him, then set in back on the crest of her knees. Eyes fallen back on the page.

He had barely taken in the cover, some historical tome he was unfamiliar with.

"What's it about?"

She looked up at him again, somewhat incredulous through a blank stare. Sizing him up after a moment with her eyes.

He had pursued targets since he could work. He knew how to feed into someone's benefit of the doubt. How to soothe and coaxe, to slip into the hairline cracks of a targets good graces. Here he was nearly strangled with anxiety. Desperate to reintroduce himself properly.

Hi, I really enjoy your company. You're really interesting, I'd like to be around you a lot more.

Her posture finally opened somewhat begrudgingly, uncurling to lean on folded legs. The book was still held in front of her within an elegant hand. "Cannibalism." She offered in a monotone.

That piqued his interest.

"And are you a fan...?"

She cracked the smallest smile, and his heart roared with triumph.

"I haven't partaken, if that's what you're implying. But the sociology surrounding it is a broader subject than most realize."

He blinked. That was the most he had ever heard her speak and was mildly distracted by how her accent played within the sudden eloquence of her words.

The thought of receiving a passionate lecture from her on the nuance of cannibalism thrilled him. Slowly stretching on the balls of his feet in excitement.

"What could the broader subject be on eating a corpse?" He scoffed.

The book snapped down onto her thighs. He had to clench his jaw to not smile. Success.

"That is only one very limited aspect of cannibalism." She held her fingers up, bending them down with her opposite hand as she reprimanded his feigned arrogance. "There's nutritional, ritualistic, post-mortem and living. Symbolic. Auto. What you're referring to could fit into many categories, including mortuary consumption."

His heart soothed as she went deeper and deeper into the subject. Her passion and clear education on the topic was intoxicating. Spellbinding in her winding through subjects. He took in every word as researched truth, even as she reiterated that she was not as learned as her peers. Maybe even more so because of that. Fully enraptured.

She had just started down an anecdote about a case of impulsive cannibalism brought on during a vicious attack, her posture leaned toward him, fully locked in on her impromptu student. Then Neve called out from far below them.

"Rook! Enough skulking, we've got a lead!"

His heart fell.

"Gamό gia chari..." She muttered under her breath. "Heard!"

"I've wasted your time." She hopped down from her hideaway.

"Time is never wasted in good company. I'd like to hear the end of that story." He rushed, trying to reign in his enthusiasm. Desperate to not spook her again. "It's cruel to leave such a tale unended."

She paused her stride, turning to him with arms crossed. Analyzing him again.

Neve's quick whistle broke the silence, and Rassou snapped her fingers at her in return. Shushing her with clear and precise authority.

Fully ignoring the lust that rose in his belly at that, he waited for her verdict on his character as her eyes returned.

"Would you kill me if I asked you to?"

That question paused him, but only for a moment. Certainty filled his voice.

"Absolutely."

She was quiet for a moment more, then nodded. Beckoning him forward with the curve of her long fingers.

"Come, Crow. We have work to do."

~

Next Chapter

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

someone said childhood friends to lovers zukka and I agree

[inamagicalhallucination]

merthur but one of them thinks theyre sworn enemies and the other thinks theyre dating

so merlin thinks that arthur and him are sworn enemies right and like he’s being forced to take care of him becuz of the prophecy (lol he actually lowkey cares about him but he’d die before he admitted that fsjakdf) 

anyway

on the other hand arthur is convinced that they are together <3 like he’s there picking flowers thinking omg merlin’s so cute and funny and-

and merlin’s there seething at him like 

yeah

does that make sense i feel like im just saying words

like whats a time period appropriate word for tsundere becuz thats what arthur thinks merlin is

and in arthurs defense; merlin goes above and beyond to help him out; he always there for him; they go on walks and picnics together

on merlins side he’s always babysitting arthur; he’s “reluctantly” being there for him; and arthur repays him by dragging him to the woods at like 2 am becuz god forbid he let merlin get a full night of sleep

anyway

merlin doesn’t actually hate him he’s just dumb

and he thinks arthur hates him and thinks that arthur is all boastufl (trying to impress merlin) and shit

[marchtothefuckingsea]

you all like the trope of character being so delirious from their injuries that they don't realize someone on their team trying to help them, so they fight back, but I offer you: Character, delirious, weakly fighting someone trying to help them, but they finally recognize who it is and they fight even harder

[functionalasfuck]

Every time Merlin says “I use my magic for you” to Arthur, in canon or in fic, I die a little. My dude you should be using magic for YOUR PEOPLE WHO ARE GETTING SLAUGHTERED MY DUDE!!!

Give me a Merlin who doesn’t wield his magic for the throne. Give me a Merlin who actually fully commits to the treason against the kingdom oppressing his people. And give me a Merlin full of delicious angst knowing he is actively betraying someone he loves and doing it anyways. Knowing that each willful betrayal is another premeditated knife in Arthur’s back.

Give me a Merlin fully committed to becoming Arthur’s enemy if need be, even though it kills him

[lucky-clover-gazette]

theamandafiles voice: he method acted an entire love story between us. yeah, he is that crazy. are you sure, volo? because if i may be so bold, it’s actually not even fucking possible for someone to spend as much time with me as you have, and not fall in love with me.

[lvcidreamss]

the deer and the owl

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I actually love the ship of saga x casey n what not and the othe ships but LIKE???? idk guys these two got potential. imagining some intense slow burn imo. ig u can consider this crack ship but I like it ok... ✌️

[visohyenadraws]

There’s plenty of tropes and cliches I can’t get enough of, but one of my favourite ones I noticed is definitely “there’s two villains who are opposed to each other and the protagonist ends up siding with one of them for pragmatism” there’s just something about a temporary (or not) truce with a former enemy towards a bigger one that excites me.

There’s two recent examples I can think about, the former is from Ghibli’s Castle in the Sky which has already become one of my favourites, basically there are two factions that are after Sheeta: the Government, and Sky Pirates, these two are obviously opposed to each other but also want the same thing, Sheeta’s necklace, and once the Government and Military are cemented as the bigger and stronger enemy, Pazu finds himself having to forge an alliance with the pirates if he has any chance at getting Sheeta back, and this is After the first half hour or so of the movie where the Pirates have been set up as the biggest evil bastards.

Now I want to just rave about this movie alone because I FUCKEN LOVE IT but we must move on, also because if I were to say any more about this movie I’d veer into spoilers and I really want people to experience this for themselves if they haven’t.

The other example of this trope comes from the game System Shock 2, which I’ve been playing a lot recently because I don’t respect myself and play games that are older than me, the game isn’t for everyone but I’m one of those freaks lol

Anyways the premise of the game is that you wake up on an FTL spaceship called the Von Braun, and everything is fucked, and the thing responsible for this situation is an alien life form called The Many who seek to assimilate all life on Earth now that they’re done with the ship.

This is obviously not good and you want to stop it, but you know who else does? The rogue AI SHODAN who was the big bad of the first game, see while she also wants to subjugate humanity, she wants to do so in her image and out of pure delusions of grandeur and superiority, rather than The Many having a more “altruistic” and communitarian viewing of their subjugation.

So basically: while you’re also fundamentally opposed to SHODAN as well, she becomes your close ally throughout the game because she also wants The Many destroyed, as to WHY well that’s irrelevant for now, this is an Oppressive game that’s meant to make you feel desperate, panicked and never safe, so being forced to ally with another evil entity that just so happens to not be the most immediately threatening thing at the moment makes thematic sense.

I really like this trope since it makes a story more intricate in a way that’s easy to understand, and it bums me out that some things like Star Wars don’t take advantage of it, I brought up SW because turns out that the comics had a better sequel trilogy than the one we got, where basically a new Alien empire called the Yuuzhan Vong arrive and they’re bigger and badder than any other force we knew up until now, to the point that it brings everyone together. Yes, even the Republic and the Empire, the two big players of the original series join forces against this new enemy I Love that.

[constantblatheringsstuff]

What to expect:

A magical road trip with stunning landscapes.

The sharp, witty banter you love.

Hidden dangers and surprising allies.

A touch of slow-burn romance amidst the wild Australian coastlines.

New Chapter Now Live on AO3! Explore the story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56518390

[wizardsimper]

Playing as the dark urge and romancing any of the companions is such a good take on the enemies to lovers trope, because you find out that they technically are enemies (at the start at least), but it just so happened that Durge got lobotomised just in time for them to meet as friends instead.

[drewbae]

it's clear to me that sami zayn is deeply in love with kevin owens

[timetravellingshinigami]

You know you're in some kind of mental state when you're watching Kylo Ren/Rey and Namur/Shuri fight scenes back to back. Craving that sweet enemies to allies vibes especially with Namur x Shuri. Just *chef's kiss*

Just realising they don't make m/f dynamics like these in media. Why don't they?? Don't producers, directors and writers see the potential here?? I'm not even talking about lovers. Just enemies to allies. Not even that?

[nekul-nahuel]

so it goes... x cherik

[skriveting]

Hello there! I know it's a bit cliché, but can you write some dialogue prompts about a girl thanking a guy because he gave her his jacket the last time they saw each other? Pretty please 🥺 Thank you 💗

Yes,yes,YES! Thanks for such a cute request <3

"Here's your coat, by the way. And, uh... thanks." "No sweat."

"Are you sure that's my jacket?" "Yes, I tried to wash it to get the stain out. Forgot I'd put shrink-detergent in the machine I guess..." "That's the funniest thing I've ever seen!" "I'm so so sorry!!"

"Thanks for last time, by the way." "What do you mean?" "When you lent me your jacket." "Oh, yeah. Remind me never to do that again. Can't have you walking around looking better in my clothes than I do."

"Just dropping by to return this." "Would it kill you to say thank you?" "Yes?"

"Shit, I meant to bring your jacket. Thanks, by the way." "You keep it." "What?" "It's probably full of girl-germs by now, anyway."

"I will say this once, and once only: Thank you."

"Do you want this back now?" "Don't worry about it." "Okay, thank you." "You know, I could get used to this." "Used to what?" "Seeing you in my clothes."

"Before I forget, thank you for last time, giving me your coat." "Don't mention it." "You know, it's funny." "What is?" "I didn't take you for the chivalrous type." "Love can do crazy things to a man." "Pardon?"

"Why'd you do that? What's your agenda?" "You know, you could just say thank you." "Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all."

"I can't believe you lent me your jacket, that thing is worth a fortune! I mean, thank you, but weren't you worried I'd ruin it?" "I'd let you ruin my clothes any day, princess. You know that."