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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

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i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

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I don’t know how to say that the LEAST SEXY love interest is someone who manipulates their intended s.o. into situations. It is my biggest pet peeve. Mostly because I cannot stand men doing that to me in real life like I’m a fucking sheep to be herd where they like.

So WHY THE FUCK is it the most popular personality trait for male love interests????? DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY FIND MEN WHO PUT THEM IN SITUATIONS THEY DONT WANT TO BE IN APPEALING?

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People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

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you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”

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Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"

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i'm sorry what?????? 😭😭😭 and this under a drama titled "The DEMON HUNTER'S romance" like???? why are you even here???

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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while YOURE being “employed” and making “money” IM reading yaoi. get on my level

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every version of twelfth night is legally obligated to have a scene staged like this

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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

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this duck LOVES pink drink

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im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes