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November is upon us. We know what that means. I am back and trying to finish this fic in time for Christmas.

Time to get my NaNo on.

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#join the boop side

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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

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I can’t believe the 2005 pride & prejudice completely understood that the ONLY correct characterization for Darcy was having him look mortifyingly uncomfortable in literally every situation he’s placed in. his body language is just. horrifying. this man wants to crawl into a hole. not to mention he’s like 6 and a half feet tall which is just. he’s so uncomfortably Large that you can’t ignore him even though he Desperately Wants You To Ignore Him. thank GOD they didn’t try any of that Dashing Gentleman bullshit. awkward nerd is the only correct Darcy.

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These are based off the main languages learnt in the UK plus English

Other school languages poll here

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Pick a live-action movie. Keep one human actor; everyone else is played by muppets.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, in two variations:

1. Keep both title roles human on the grounds that they’re really a single composite character; Kermit the Frog is cast as the Player King for maximum meta fuckery.

2. The Player King stays human; cross-cast with Sesame Street and make the title roles Bert and Ernie.

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i’ve seen a couple ppl remake the good riddance x-men/fox marvel movies montage with the infinity saga and i had to do it with agents of shield because like the fox marvel movies their futures r unclear (at best). agents of shield means the world to me and i hope they’re chilling in the void

posting here before tik tok cus i’m pretty sure it will flop but i don’t really care i made this for me

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I forgot about the mustache! That is NOT the look, Michael!!!! Shave it off!!!!

Aliens Michael Biehn is peak Michael Biehn.

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My husband has figured out the theme in my recent movie watching 😂

Aliens Michael Biehn is peak Michael Biehn.

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Aliens Michael Biehn is peak Michael Biehn.

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Mulder. Please tell me what part of the american legal code covers this.

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Ma'am, may I introduce my nephew, Lord Nicholas Devereaux. — Nicholas, we are delighted to make your acquaintance.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) dir. Garry Marshall

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would love to show ancient romans the sheer number of them that are portrayed by british people in shows about rome today. this would do psychic damage to cicero i think