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it's clear to me that sami zayn is deeply in love with kevin owens
#x#i swear he had to hold himself from giving kevin a kiss when he was all bloody yesterday#but as far as i understand sami's in some sort of political marriage with roman?#so is it friends -> enemies -> allies -> friends -> forbidden lovers?#doomed lovers? i could believe that sami's love for kevin is one-sided but idk i think kevin could have feelings towards sami as well#so not unrequited love trope in my opinion#bc kevin definitely loves sami but i could see a platonic argument on his side#DEF NOT platonic on sami's end though he is madly in LOVE with kevin#all jokes of course...#sami zayn#kevin owens#wwe#txt
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Duke, who is tired of being bullied for still having only a few spots checked off on vigilante bingo, decides to get even when family game night includes Never Have I Ever. Danny, who is either a friend or basically adopted family at this point, was invited.
He brings up the fact that he has never died and been brought back to life. Multiple fingers are put down, groans and complaints are made, and then they all turn to Danny when he just stares at the ground.
"If it happened more than once, do I put more fingers down? Or just the one?" he asks. The room falls silent for a few seconds before the flood of questions start.
#danny phantom#batfam#dc comics#this would of course be in a universe where danny may know their double lives but they dont know his#danny was just living life and kept getting caught up with the waynes and figured it might as well happen#anyway family night was canceled and leslie was called after danny said he had an accident and now has a 'heart condition'#jason is very much regretting all the death jokes he makes around danny because they arent as funny FROM danny#danny is having the time of his life and thought they figure out he was phantom as well
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Another pokemon twst assignments
#the joke here is that floyd is an underlying genius that he accidentally caught a legendary pokemon without knowing anything about it#he just wanted to beat the big guy up; he got 6 pokemons bcs of this; and he also got the special red gyarados#i imagine kalim get legendary & water pokemons in his family by money or connections; but they warm up to him quickly that they stays with#the legendary pokemon represents the tiger jasmine had; all the first three pokemon represents the sun kalim is#and of course how hot his hometown is; volcarona is the only thing protecting kalim from jamil if he ever tried to be funny again fshdsh#slowking bcs kalim is “slowking”; honestly i arrange the pokemons out of color harmony more than anything else#twst#twisted wonderland#pokemon#crossover#jamil viper#jade leech#floyd leech#kalim al asim#deuce spade#fanart#mega banette#eelektrik#mareanie#whimsicott#kyogre#volcarona#quagsire
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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU
I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.
like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.)#(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands)#revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN#anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days#mork and grimdy. i-is that anything.#the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes#when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years#(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia)#(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway)#hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series#in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas?#but how does boo boo kitty factor into this
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its the year 2048. qsmp now hosts 29 different languages from all 5 continents. there is a total of 231 streamers in the server. wilbur still hasnt been online a single time.
#the abyss speaks#qsmp#this is all /j of course i just told that joke to my sibling and i just HAD to post it
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I showed someone a photo of my room, and their response was “I thought this was a photo of a haunted house attraction at first”
I think. This is a success.
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#context is we are making silly horror short films- and friend said we might need fake dead things for props#I said I have real dead things#I think they thought I was joking bc they went aaaah of course you just have a trove of dead things lying around???!?#and then I showed them the photo of my room#and explained… yes :3 I do ;3 and it’s all ethically procured by yours truly! straight from the forest floor!#vulture culture#bone collecting#bone collector#dead things
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Y'know, I think I figured out why the Hells still feel like a new low-level party to me, even though they're level 13 and almost 100 episodes in.
I don't quite think it's the lack of conversations, or the fact half the party's plot hooks are big ties to past campaigns - though that definitely plays a part.
... Bell's Hells still primarily rely on quest givers.
Most of their goals are given to them and do not feel organic to the party, and constantly remind us that the Hells are pretty much never the most powerful people in the room. Which is usually something you see with a low-level party.
NPCs offering jobs is not a bad thing; it's a very common plot hook. Matt has been extremely skilled with using NPC quest givers in those two campaigns. Not only do they provide an obvious plot thread, but they can put the party in the path of others (say, the Nein running into the Iron Shepherds while doing a job for the Gentleman and everything that came of that). And the Hells had a solid start with it too - Eshteross was an excellent quest giver!
The problem is that Bell's Hells have never really not had a quest giver.
Maybe it's a byproduct of the more plot-heavy structure of this campaign? But while prior parties have felt like they decided on their course of action and what they prioritized, Bell's Hells feels less like level 13 (13! Level 13!) experienced adventurers and more like an MMO group clicking on the exclamation point over an NPC's head. Where does the plot demand we go next? Who do we report back to?
They're level 13.
At level 13, Vox Machina had just defeated a necromantic city-state to clear their name and Percy's conscience. And, you know, the Conclave just destroyed Emon. No one was explicitly telling the group to gather Vestiges and save the world (though Matt guided them there), and they were usually among the most powerful people in the room. They chose which Vestiges to prioritize, which dragons to tackle when, even if the over-all plot was pretty clear.
At level 13, the Mighty Nein were celebrating Traveler Con (another PC goal, I'll note) after brokering peace between two nations, accidentally becoming pirates and heroes of the Dynasty. The Nein regularly chose what to do based on personal goals, not grand ones. Though definitely smaller fish than Vox Machina at this level, they were very independent and gaining solid political clout.
While we're at it: level 13 is one level lower than the Ring of Brass, who had a huge amount of sway over Avalir. They ended the world, and also saved it, while in the grand scheme of things being only a smidge more powerful than Bell's Hells are now.
Can you really see the Hells wielding that amount of influence, when they're constantly being told what to do next?
The god-eater might be unleashed, so Bell's Hells have no time to do anything but what is asked of them. No time for therapy unless stolen from Feywild time, no travel on foot and late-night watches. They haven't even had time to grieve FCG. Percy was grieved in the middle of the Conclave arc. Molly was grieved when half the party was still in irons.
Matt is in the very unfortunate spot of not being able to give the Hells the same agency as the other two parties. Not only because of the world-ending plot introduced so early on; they are surrounded by characters they know (and the cast knows) are stronger and wiser than them - the familiarity of the past PCs and NPCs is to their disadvantage.
Why would the party reasonably ignore Keyleth's task that will help save the world and go off on a romp? Why would the cast when they know well Keyleth has to be sensible and with the best intentions in mind? The stakes are just too high.
It means that the Hells still feel like they're running errands instead of pursuing their own destiny. Their accomplishments are diminished as just being parts of a to-do list, and any stakes feel padded by several level 20 PCs/NPCs standing 5 steps away ready to catch them.
This isn't Bell's Hell's fault, nor is it Matt's. It could be amended, I think, if the Hells are really left to their own devices for a long period of time without support and shortcuts (like during the party split)... which would be really tricky to pull off at this point in the campaign.
They're level 13. They're big fish, but they're stuck in a pond full of friendly sharks, so they don't feel big at all.
#critical role#campaign 3#bells hells#cr meta#critical role meta#the percy's conscience thing is half a joke. i love him but man he rlly went there just for the Vengeance. this isnt about him tho#to quote burr: we rlly spent the entire campaign on imogen and orym's backstories and everything else is sidequests#it's just. god. the constant hand-holding paired w the fact there's no TENSION from the fact they're taking the orders#the Nein were allergic to quest givers partially bc they rightfully didn't trust them. But the cast and audience trusts Keyleth and co 100%#it feels like you could put any other characters in this group and Of Course they'd still do roughly the same things on a macro scale#i love Orym and Liam's intent behind the character. but i. think it all boils down to his strong connection w Keyleth ;;#because of Course he'd reach out when things got bad. and of Course they would turn to her for advice.#the other three parties mentioned could Say Things and they would get Done. kinda iffy for the Nein but they could still boss ppl around#who can the Hells delegate smaller tasks to? ask to spy for them? deal with arcane batteries? no one! Because they ARE the small guys!
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hey does anyone else ever think about archon!dorian and lose their minds
#he becomes the archon not for the glory of house pavus but to change tevinter for the better#do you think he has days where he’s scared he’s become what his father wanted all along even if he took his own path to get there#do you think he wonders if his father would’ve been proud of him? does that thought make him feel better or worse?#i fucking love archon!dorian. it’s an incredible arc for his character#he ran away from tevinter to protect himself. he returned to tevinter to protect others#after years of trying to fight for good in the magisterium with almost no success. after his closest ally wrongfully lost her seat#after seeing minrathous getting wrecked THREE TIMES over the course of veilguard. even if rook saves minrathous the dragon does damage#after thinking all hope is lost. all his magister allies dead. elgar’nan in control of minrathous. 9(?) years of work completely for naught#still deep in his heart he loves tevinter. he loves mae. he loves the shadows. he loved felix and alexius. he loved his father#for so long he ran away from his problems. avoided thinking about the wrongs he witnessed. made wry jokes about blood magic#but no more. he will rebuild tevinter from the ruin elgar’nan left in his wake with his own two goddamn hands#Anyway. I am normal.#veilguard spoilers#dorian pavus
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using "we" when talking about myself, not in a "royal we" kinda way but in a "there's ghosts living inside of me" kinda way :)
anyway i think OP gets into the habit of using 'we' and 'us' and it confuses a lot of people at first because he uses them in contexts where he clearly means only himself??? which??? but the ones that know Know™
haunted au
#i talk a lot <3#transformers one#tfone#optimus prime#haunted au#the worst part of making videos to add the glitch effect is choosing the audio. i hate it.#ALSO I CAN MAKE THIS JOKE BECAUSE MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/THEY. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR KAJSHDKSJA#anyway please have this as a little snack while i finish the main course#all fifteen slides of it OTL#i'm almost done i swear!#tw flashing#flashing#tw flashing lights#flashing lights
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a little wip for a little thing i'm working on!
#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca fandom#traditional art#when you pat your robot coworker on the head and then he makes it WeirdTM#it's all fun and games until you realized you're touch starved#this idea has me by the throat#it has been occupying all my attention since i got my exam marks back#(i passed by the way! hooray! my reward is more courses!)#cuz i want to get it done before i start my second course#or i will not know peace#so hoping to get it done some time this week#also! a little extra sneak peak for those of you who read my tags#(love you all by the way!)#(my tags are where i tell all my best and worst jokes)#this will be angst#>:)#crab art
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This is dungeon meshi. "I don't want the meal you're offering" might be the cruelest thing a character gets to hear.
Well. Maybe second most cruel...
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"I won't offer you food again" might be worse
#dungeon meshi spoilers#tfw you didn't want his gross food but ate anyway bc you feared exactly this#kabru triggering himself for his goals to suffering the pains of open communication pipeline#dm has a rule and it’s simple: meal together = desire for connection#dungeon meshi#I like senshi is also shocked here. 1st bc of course he is and 2nd it keeps laios from being too much the butt of the joke#after all he just learned he didn't actually make a friend!#this too is labru#labru#dm thoughts
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I’m sorry but the codependency between Cat, Laila and Jeremy is so odd to me. Like the fact that Jeremy told Cat and Laila about Jean being assaulted at Evermore during his freshman year without his say-so?
And Jeremy was so wrong for getting Kevin to confess something that could cost him his life and then not telling him Cat and Laila was in the room? Like WHY. Why are you incapable of keeping a single secret to the point you betray people’s trust like that. Jeremy I love you but what the fuck.
#and then cat bringing it up to Jean like it’s a casual joke reallllly rubbed me the wrong way#that whole scene made me insanely uncomfortable#and of course Jean doesn’t hold it against Jeremy in his own words ‘the ravens never could keep a secret so Jean is used to it’#it just feels so violating#all for the game#aftg#jean moreau#the sunshine court#kevin day#Jeremy Knox
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Charles trying to rizz himself out of community service tmr when meeting with the FIA 😏
He’s just a pretty baby (he’s a chaos gremlin) he did nothing wrong (he did all the wrong)
#but we should just let him#as a treat#this is a joke of course#like the FIA#i think the outcome would be hilarious either way#lestappen community service#or inchident pretty facing out of a situation all over again#im sat#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#cl16#lestappen#max verstappen#ferrari#1633#mv33#mv1#let them curse#FREE THE FUCK!
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Okay, so if this is their first date (Because it is no I won't hear otherwise)...DOES THAT MEAN LOKI ASKED MOBIUS OUT FIRST?!
#lokius#loki#My first actual Lokius post#And of course it's about the pie date#and yes this is their first date#I won't hear otherwise#deleted scene? nope its canon now#They are so cute here#THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER#MY HEART CANT TAKE IT#This is because of a DAD JOKE btw#apparently that's how you attract a Loki#not with power#but with soft smiles#A calming presence#A good listener#and dad jokes#all in one package
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No way Azul signed the waivers
ah, but consider this: Azul is known to enact overelaborate schemes in order to cover for the fact that he is consistently getting like. negative points in physical education. therefore, I posit that he is in fact the mastermind behind the magical assault practicals in the first place, having waged an entire psychological war with Crowley to make him think it was his own idea. this includes spending months carefully dropping particular keywords into casual conversation whenever Crowley is walking by, so that his phone's Mira will pick up on them and start targeted advertising to Crowley in a way that seems innocuous but will ultimately help lead to Azul getting that sweet, sweet extra credit without having to run a single lap.
which is to say: Azul would sign the waiver, because he wrote the waiver (under an assumed name, filtered through three different shell companies, each of which charged a separate consulting fee) (this is just how Azul WORKS okay).
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#maybe? i don't know#i apologize my brain has turned off for the day#i can neither confirm nor deny that this might have been an excuse just to make a joke about azul having a shell company#the real joke of course is that he could have walked up to crowley and been like 'hey what about magic assault practicals'#and crowley would have been like 'wow what a great idea i just had all on my own let's do it'#but that is simply not how azul operates
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we're all in this together
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[ID: An edited Lord of the Rings scene. In the first picture Gimli labelled "manga readers" says: "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with anime-onlys." In the second picture Legolas labelled "anime-onlys" replies: "What about side by side with a friend?" Gimli labelled "manga readers" says: "Aye... I could do that." End ID]
#the countdown has begun#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd memes#bsd original#posts with ids#next episode better be worth it#for once we're all united#of course I'm just joking but it's a fun situation to be in#the aniticipation is so fun
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