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galactic-rhea · 2 months ago
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I love your empress padme au, they should be evil and unhinged. I'm misly curious as to what the kiddos are up to, (and some of the other characters, I imagen they're mostly side eyeing anidalla like "wtf is happining over there???") Anyways I kind of love the consept of "evil chaos family fun"
Neither of them are stay at home parents but the imagen of vaderkin in a frilly apron trying SO hard to cook for his family has popped into my head and will not leave
Vader should get a cloak wich has "property of Padme" embrodered on the back
dfkjgnkjngfdjk thank you, Padmé would ask him to cook with an appron and nothing else
About the question, well! Just yesterday someone asked in the comments about the twins too! And well, you see, I'm undecided! This will get long!
See, when I originally envisioned the empress Padmé AU, what I had on mind is that Padmé spent about 5-6-7 years with the rebels, and that's why we have Vader as...as we known him, you know, almost-classic Vader. Unknown to the rebeels that Padmé's goal was sliiiiiightly different as theirs. She would have the twins (or at least, known where they're being hidden, and visint them and everything) and her goal would be to reunite her family, she's a bit obssesed with having her family fully and complete.
But! The idea that, for example, after having the twins she was unconscious for several days or something, and it was decided that hidding the twins was the better choice and told her they died it's so very tasty and angsty! Vader and Padmé would be EVEN MORE codependant and messed up out of the grief (also THE GUILT Vader feels about thinking he caused their kids death as he sees Padmé so distraguth?!!!! He wants to constantly kill himself, he probably wants Padmé to kill him, tasty angst) If she believes her twins to be dead, then she believes she only has her husband, and she's very overprotective of him (and possesive, a lot).
And then you would have the plot following slightly similar to the movies, but now the twins have to redeem BOTH of their parents who are kinda enabling each other so hjhbdgdfsf
(Either Leia wasn't given to Bail and Breha because...come on, or I'll have to invent a super duper and convenient explanation)
Also @squad-724 suggested the idea of Padmé and Vader somehow sort of bringing Ahsoka (inquisitor ahsoka, wahoo!) into this and now I won't stop thinking about it (unconsciously) having Ahsoka as their stand-in-daugther because they lost their twins. Messed up, messed up and all these conflicting feelings guys!!!!
BUT! On the other hand, Imperial twins raised by both EVIL PARENTS is super fun, like, this poor galaxy can't catch a breath. Because my Vader raises the twins AU have them being double agents with Vader trying hard to cover them up so the emperor won't kill them. But here it probably makes them less likely to turn against their parents! However, 5-6 years being raised among rebels, and then being raised in the imperial palace and becoming prince and princess and at the very least knowing your mom kinda betrayed the rebels is probably enough to give you suspicion and "huh,,,this is kinda bad? Maybe"
For Padmé and Vader though, I think it would bring a very devoted and angry protectiveness for both Padmé and Vader; they aren't that invested in the empire and power tbh, they just want to have their Little House On The Prairie fantasy with a family fully complete and safe, at all costs. It would make them even more of a team and less weaknesses. Though, I once kinda as a joke just imagined Padmé getting tired of all of it and going "ah whatevery, let the galaxy burn by itself while we ran a way somewhere" and that's it because seriously Padmé wanted to actually give up on all the work, no big redemption or big epic dramatic moment, the imperial family just disappeared one night and no one knows what happened (surely they were murdered?) when they're just chilling in some super random and secret corner of the galaxy doing, idk, the most boring thing ever, farming. Luke and Leia get bored and become spice smugglers . The end.
For the last question, though, I think half of the people think Padmé is a victim of this terrible situation somehow (oh noooo, she was kidnapped by that monster, who knows what she's enduring, or she's being mind-controlled :( ), that she's some sort of puppet empress while Vader actually makes all the choices because,,,come on, that was the emperor's second hand right there. The other half of the people remember Padmé was a bit of a political apprentice for Palpatine, and they're also both from Naboo, and it was also thanks to her Palpatine became the Chancellor, maybe she did want power from the start, maybe Naboo is fucked up, never let politicans from Naboo have power again.
And then there's the third secret thing, which is only a very limited number of people like Obi-Wan and Bail (and Padmé and Vader's palace staff lol), that are fully side-eyeing her.
There's also the problem that since she actually worked with the rebels, she,,,knows a lot, she probably knows almost all the names of the rebels' leaders, she probably knows there's a underground society helping jedi run and to which planets. She knows so much, and yet she doesn't actively chase them (or more like, she doesn't actively send Vader to chase them), and if she does send her husband, which is rarely since she wants him to stay where she can see him (remember when I said obssesive and possesive and overprotective?), she's probably doesn't tell him that much info because it's entertaining, giant galactic chess game, lmao.
Also, her empire isn't half as awful as Palpatine's, like, it's still very bad but it's leagues better and she does probably finally forces the good charity projects she never could as a senator, and well, complacency it's extremelly dangerous for freedom. So there's that.
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caripr94 · 1 year ago
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Vaderdala Horror AU
An idea I tried to send someone in an ask on Halloween but apparently never got through:
Dark supernatural forces beyond the understanding of even the Sith bring Padmé back from the dead shortly after ROTS. They endow her with enhanced Force Sensitivity and magic and train her in the Dark Arts, all the while feeding her hatred and corrupting her in the Dark Side. Among her new powers are hydrokinesis, life energy absorption, and a hypnotic, seductive siren voice, the effects of the last of which are augmented by skin contact.
Soon after, she returns to the Galaxy proper undercover to seek revenge against everyone she believes responsible for destroying her family and her life, including both the Jedi and the Sith. She covertly rampages through both Imperial and Rebel forces, assassinating and/or enthralling key figures, gathering intel, sabotaging operations, and creeping her way towards Palpatine, the Rebel leaders, and what is left of the Jedi. This all leads to an encounter with Vader.
I still haven't decided whether or not Padmé has targeted him as Vader for supposedly replacing her husband or as Anakin for attacking her on Mustafar. Either way, his suit renders him immune to her mind control powers, but as soon as he recognizes her, it's clear that she doesn't need them to wrap him completely around her finger, as she has already done so. After clearing the air between them about everything, the reunited couple rekindles their love and Vader eagerly agrees to help Padmé in her plans. They begin plotting out steps to recover their children, heal Vaderkin's body, eliminate their enemies, and take control of the galaxy.
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tomicaleto · 6 months ago
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Star Wars what if: "Her Imperial and Royal Majesty the Empress of the First Galactic Empire, Queen of the Unknown Regions and Archduchess of Rishi Maze" or Empress Padmé AU
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goldens0422 · 2 years ago
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you know what would have been funny? i was busy thinking of some Imperial! Anidala AUs and there's one which just crossed my mind.
Imagine Padmé joins Vader on Mustafar, Vader beats Obi, and kills Sidious to take over. Vader tries to deepen his connection to the Dark Side as he and Padmé rule over the galaxy. Vader tries to portray himself as this evil, fearsome autocrat but is way too popular: he doesn't create the Death Star because neither he nor Padmé likes it, he abolishes slavery because duh, literally all of the clones (they don't get replaced) love him, he's still seen as the war hero, he's very handsome, and Padmé's presence + coregency mellows him out a lot. Padmé and his children are also there, and his love for them is wayyyyyy too much that he isn't nearly as evil and dark as he should be
Eventually, Vader comes to Padmé crying about how his connection to the Dark Side is weakening because of how much he loves her and the children and how he can't fuel his inner darkness anymore. He isn't really a Sith anymore and eventually Padmé convinces him to just let it go, renounce his darkness, and let the love flow through him so now he's just emperor anakin, former jedi and failed sith
emperor vader: suffering from success
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the-lazy-pig-author · 3 months ago
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Scene from Chapter 2 when Emperor Vader brings Obi-Wan Kenobi back to their apartment to get settled into his new life as the Consort of the Galaxy's new rulers whether he likes it or not.
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theamidalaa · 2 years ago
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“I only wanted to help.” -@fxrstsister
(Empress Padmé AU)
"So you say," Padme looked angrily at her servant. "Yet my children have disappeared into the depths of Coruscant because of your 'help', so excuse me if I don't want any more of it."
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anghraine · 2 years ago
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I got a really nice comment on my old Empress Padmé fic and ... it's quite short, but that was a fun and terrifying AU to come up with.
The idea was that there's no vote of no confidence in TPM and the Jedi Order does liberate Naboo -> Palpatine doesn't become Chancellor, and instead remains Padmé's ostensibly kindly mentor (rather than Anakin's), focusing his manipulations on her and exercising power as her trusted advisor through her rise.
(It's still Anidala, but Anakin is fairly peripheral until late in the story.)
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bornesorrow · 1 year ago
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i don't have much connecting lore between padmé and my other star wars muses, but i have one... @yunharlaquin in legends is given padmé's wardrobe by her great aunt, sola. obviously, jaina has no clue what to do with it other than care for it and decide if any of it should be donated to a museum... until the day where she suddenly needs something regal and has no time to find something new...
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ivorydragoness44 · 6 months ago
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Padmé dealt with Palpatine herself
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Empress Amidala, in an AU where everything goes to shit and Padmé somehow ends up as as the all evil Empress of the galaxy, ruling with Darth Vader by her side (basically really all i wanted to do was to draw Padmé in EVIILLLL fashion)
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galactic-rhea · 2 months ago
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the public voted for more vaderdala and who am I to deny the demads (it was only one person)
this belongs to this AU || next
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marvelstars · 1 year ago
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Anakin origin
Anakin´s story is one of dissapointment, he expected the Republic and the Jedi to be different to Tatooine but the truth was that the power plays that are obvious and often brutal on Tatooine are the same in the Republic, just covered under a false pretense of politeness and worse than that they are also involved in slavery and support it either by innaction or active action, there are Senators involved in slavery and the Jedi Order don´t involve themselves there because their authority is the Senate and during the clone wars they made the active decision of supporting Jabba´s rule just so they would get acess to his territory and keep the separatist out of that area, recognizing Jabba´s non official authority over Tatooine.
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So Anakin was told to do everything in his power to support a power structure that by all intends and purposes was even more corrupt than Tatooine, because they tried to hide it and he was made also an instrument to support it´s existence as a Jedi and later as Vader.
He does exactly that, he protects the republic, he actually becomes loyal to the Republic as a Jedi, the apparent reckleness the Jedi see isn´t about him personally, it´s about him going outside his usual orders to attend something or someone, be it save Ahsoka from being executed, Plo Koon from being left behind after a battle, investigate who wants to kill Padme in AOTC, investigate if Obi-Wan was still alive after the battle of Jabbin, training defendless citizens in self defense so they can protect themselves from bounty hunters and separatists, him freeding a group of slaves, etc the jedi thought he was arrogant but the main reason why he goes besides or outside orders is because is trying to make a difference within the parameters of his role as a Jedi.
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Because being a Jedi came at a price for Anakin, being a Jedi cost him his mother, as a Jedi he was asked to forget and leave behind his mother as a slave on Tatooine, cutting all comunications with each other which lead to her kidnapping, torture and death.
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The death of the woman who teached him how to have compassion, how to give without expecting recompense, how the biggest problem in the galaxy was that no one helps each other. Anakin learned his compassion from Shmi despite the fact they were both slaves, she gave them both dignity with those principles despite being aware of their situation.
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Part of the reason he supported and admired Padmé and Palpatine so much in his early years was because he genuinely thought they could make the changes neccesary for the system to work in the way Anakin thought it worked, it wasn´t just his madness and love for Padmé the thing that drove him to give her the title of Empress, it was also a recognition of her being someone who actually cared about the people even during his biggest emotional break down and dissapointment on Palpatine for what he had shown himself to be.
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So unlike Luke and Leia, Vader doesn´t see much of a difference between the Empire and the Old Republic, he simply sees a more honest version of what happened behind curtains on the republic in the brutality of the Empire, that ressembles Tatooine and at that point in his life, he lost hope of making any substantial changes to the system, his hope died with Padme, his role is bassically to be the "Jedi Order" to the Emperor´s Empire and he has decided that maybe justice is not possible but Order is enough for the galaxy to work better than it did when he was young and certainly a lot better than a civil war like the clone wars, you know, he isn´t a friend of "destructive conflict" as he told Luke. This is how a good person becomes evil, when the ends justify the means.
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But Luke gave Vader his hope back, for himself as the good person he used to be, that the dark side and his master didn´t need to have the last word but also hope that maybe, just maybe, things can actually change for the better if the rebellion counts with people like Luke and Leia.
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This is one of the reasons why I love Anakin´s/Vader character so much, he brings the complexity of reality to the fairly tale that is star wars with his tragedy, because he truly was a great, wonderful person who lost his hope and sanity, became the instrument of evil but he redeems himself in the end thanks to his Son giving him hope again, Luke was Anakin´s New Hope and it works when you see his complete story.
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ontherocks21 · 7 months ago
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Someday I'll Write It:
Lady Vader Part XII
The Organa-Skywalker administration serves for two full terms, yet the galaxy still begs for a third.
But democracy doesn’t work that way.
Besides, she’s played almost every role she can - Queen, Senator, “Empress In Waiting”, center of a scandal, wife, traitor, rebel, Vice Chancellor -; there’s only one she still wants to.
“Mom, Daaaad!  Luke’s hogging the droid charger!”
Padmé laughs when Anakin slumps over the controls, pretending to die in his pilot's chair when yet another whine echoes through the cockpit.  “How much longer until we drop them off?” he groans.
“Only a few more hours,” she replies.  He increases his decibel for dramatic effect.
“We spend our entire careers securing peace and quiet - well, mostly…” he shrugs considering the validity of his words before continuing with his lamentation. “…for this galaxy, and we don’t even get to enjoy it in retirement.”
Standing and stretching, Padmé reaches over, soothingly patting her husband’s hair.  “At ease, Hero-With-No-Energy.  I’ll get this one.”
Her offer seemingly revives him.  Anakin jumps to his feet, ensnaring her waist and stealing a grateful kiss.  “You’re an angel,” he mumbles against her mouth.
“Mmmmm,” she whispers back.  “So you’ve told me.”
“NO, Lei-uhhhhhhh!” comes the escalating protest from the ship’s lower deck.
Sighing, Padmé backs out of his captive embrace.  “Duty calls.”
“Sounds like you’re in for some aggressive negotiations,” Anakin says, releasing her with a wink.
Padmé pushes onto her toes, pressing her mouth to his once more.  “Good thing I learned from the best.”
******
“I can’t believe we’re finally doing this!”
“I can’t believe we’re twin free for the next few days!”  Despite his contagious exuberance, Anakin hesitates before powering up their speeder, glancing back at the Naberrie’s front door wistfully.
Her heart swells, and she almost glances back herself.  But they didn’t come to Naboo just to visit this time.  Knowing she’ll have to be the strong one, she touches Anakin’s cheek.  “Come on, Ani.  This house won’t find itself.”
The realty droid shows them five residences in and around Theed before Padmé’s eyes light up in the doorstep of the sixth. 
“I have a good feeling about this,” she breathes, threading her fingers through Anakin’s and all but hauling him inside.  His amused chuckle fades into a long, low whistle, punctuated by a soft “Wow.”  Padmé only removes her eyes from the dazzling home to beam at her husband.
And it is indeed a home.
Charming details and cozy corners hide throughout the expanse.  Instead of the usual marble and stone found in most Nabooian designs, dark wood floors and doorways provide anchors for the rest of the trim that runs throughout.  Padmé gasps at the natural light, marvels at the kitchen, and fawns over the patio and courtyard out back.
“Look, Ani!  There’s even space for you to have a workshop!” 
Anakin grins as she babbles on, listing all the amenities present on their wish list until RL-T1 interrupts with something that sounds uncannily like regret.
“This listing has several offers already.  The seller’s request best and finals be made by this evening.”
Furiously, Padmé works the news into their strategy when Anakin steps forward, a dangerous tone in the timbre of his voice.  “Any chance the sellers would like to meet… Oof!”  A swift elbow to his side cuts off the tired threat.
“What is the list price?” she asks calmly.
“One and a half.”
Still rubbing his aching ribs, Anakin glances over at her though she isn’t waiting for his permission.
“Double it,” Padmé says.  “That’s our offer.”
******
Three million credits and three hours later, the Skywalkers celebrate with blesswine on their new patio, lounging on the sandstone as if it was as comfortable as meadow grass.
The sun sinks low on the horizon, but Padmé doesn’t shy away as darkness encroaches on their perfect evening.  She’s come to terms with the black fabrics in their past, cherishes the gloom where they first hid from their passion from the galaxy then hid their rebellion from necessity, has loved in shadow.  It may only be the alcohol warming her veins, but as night descends and the last few rays linger on her husband, Padmé has never seen the son of Tatooine look more stunning than as a father on Naboo.
She hums contentedly, drawing an expression from her husband that has nothing to do with vexation.  “Would my lord care to disturb the peace and quiet of the upstairs in our new home?” she purrs, folding herself into his lap and giggling when Anakin scoops her up, knocking over their tumblers on his way to comply.
“As you wish, M’Lady.”
Image Credit: Eli Hyder
The saga is now complete. Posted on AO3 and FFN in its entirety.
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epsilon-13 · 20 days ago
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Not me over here trying to assign tarot cards to Star Wars characters, things, and ideas with no explanations. (And failing)
If anyone has suggestions, please tell me.
0. The Fool- Luke Skywalker
1. The Magician-
2. The High Priestess- The Jedi Order(Or Children of the Watch)
3. The Empress- Padmé Amidala
4. The Emperor- Anakin Skywalker (yes, I know he's not very stable)
5. Hierophant- Grandmaster Yoda
7. The Chariot- Cal Kestis(or Erza Bridger)
6. Lovers- Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala (originally, it was young Obi-Wan Kenobi.)
8. Strength- Leia Organa
9. The Hermit-Ben Kenobi
10. The Wheel of Fortune- The Kaminoans (I'm going opposite of the meaning because I can't think of anything, right now)
11. Justice- Jango Fett
12. Hangman- Din Djarin
13. Death- Darth Maul
14. Temperance- Mace Windu
15. The Devil- Darth Sidious
16. The Tower- The Death Star(maybe The Empire lmao)
17. The Stars- The Force
18. The Moon- The Son
19. The Sun- The Daughter
20. Judgement- Boba Fett
21. The World-
22. Ace of Cups-
23. Two of Cups- The Republic
24. Three of Cups-
25. Four of Cups- Visions (Can be switched with Master Sifo-Dyas)
26. Five of Cups- Arc Trooper Fives
27. Six of Cups- Grogu
28. Seven of Cups-
29. Eight of Cups- Count Dooku
30. Nine of Cups-
31. Ten of Cups-
32. Page of Cups-
33. Knight of Cups-
34. Queen of Cups- Buir/Ori'Vod
35. King of Cups-
36. Ace of Swords- Darth Revan
37. Two of Swords-
38. Three of Swords- Bode Akuna
39. Four of Swords- Meditation
40. Five of Swords- Commander Cody
41. Six of Swords- Crosshair
42. Seven of Swords- Chancellor Sheev Palpatine (Or Clone Trooper Slick)
43. Eight of Swords-
44. Nine of Swords- Commander Fox (Fanon because we only see him for like 5 minutes)
45. Ten of Swords- General Kenobi
46. Page of Swords-
47. Knight of Swords-
48. Queen of Swords- Jaster Mereel
49. King of Swords- Duchess Satine Kryze
50. Ace of Wands-
51. Two of Wands-
52. Three of Wands- Nightsister Merrin
53. Four of Wands-
54. Fives of Wands- The Clone Wars
55. Six of Wands- The Young's Victory
56. Seven of Wands-
57. Eight of Wands-
58. Nine of Wands-
59. Ten of Wands- Mando (maybe lmao)
60. Page of Wands-
61. Knight of Wands- Captain Rex
62. Queen of Wands-
63. King of Wands- The Black Sun
64. Ace of Pentacles- The Prophecy
65. Two of Pentacles-
66. Three of Pentacles- The Rebellion
67. Four of Pentacles- Jabba the Hutt
68. Five of Pentacles- Coruscant Guard (the fanon version)
69. Six of Pentacles- Bail Organa
70. Seven of Pentacles-
71. Eight of Pentacles-
72. Nine of Pentacles-
73. Ten of Pentacles-
74. Page of Pentacles-
75. Kight of Pentacles-
76. Queen of Pentacles-
77.King of Pentacles-
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stealingpotatoes · 1 year ago
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Do you think if Padmé joined Vader, she would be the Dark Empress? Like, her politics and Vader's strength. The most powerful empire ever.
if you want an absolutely INCREDIBLE empress padmé fic, plz read @spell-cleaver's The Protégé. any answer i give to this ask would inevitably devolve into rabid praise of that fic loll so i'm just starting with "read itttt"
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theamidalaa · 2 years ago
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Hey, I'm the admin behind this Padmé account, looking for new people to roleplay with.
I have a few different universes.
Empress Padmé AU
Rebel Padmé AU
Everyone is Happy AU
Modern AU
Feel free to message me to plot something!
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dixieconley · 1 year ago
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In Which Anakin Was Chosen To Fuck Shit Up
Idea courtesy of @justafanwarrior: What i'm seeing is Anakin calling Padmé in panic because "I took down the Senate! It was an accident! Well not really they were allowing slavery, but I didn't mean to like, take over the Galaxy! Please help me manage things and uh not having to be in charge? Please Angel?" and @vaugemessenger: He would probably also take down the senate in the process for allowing the zygerrian slave empire to exist without consequences
Sequel to:
Rex (the one with the brain cell): You do realize that by killing the chancellor, we've essentially declared martial law, leaving you in charge of the Republic right now, sir? Anakin: ::anakin.exe has stopped working:: Rex: Sir? They want to negotiate a surrender. What do you want to do? Fives: Overthrow the patriarchy! Establish a fast food empire! What? I could really go for some fries right now. Echo: We're free and in charge. I guess that means the general really *is* the Chosen One.
[Flashback to two months after arriving at the temple: Obi-Wan: I want you to visit the creche, Anakin. The initiates there are your age and it would really be best if you had friends that aren't droids. (Everyone really hates C3P0. Vos is considering going dark side. 'Just to violently dismember it then melt its metal in the nearest sun. Then I'll come back. We can go to Dex's after and celebrate. It'll be fun!') Anakin: I really hate you right now. ::at the creche:: Initiate: ::::pissed that this dickhead somehow has a master and she's maybe never going to get one:: How do you rate a master, pipsqueak?:: (Yes, it's Barriss. Of *course*, it's Barriss.) Anakin: I'm the Chosen One! Initiate: Chosen for what? Fucking shit up? Anakin: … Initiate: Yeah. Thought so. Get back to me on that.]
Anakin: ::panicking:: Angel, Angel, I really need you. You have no idea how bad I need you right now. Padme: Well, okay, but this is a strange time for a booty call. Anakin: No, listen-- wait, what? …uh, what are you wearing? ::twenty minutes later and relevant explanations issued while relaxed and no longer panicking:: Padme: I was born for this.
Anakin: Master, please! I really need your help! Obi-Wan: What did you accidentally on purpose destroy this time? Anakin: Hey! That's so not fair! I… okay, so I *did* kinda take down the chancellor, but only 'cause he made me a slave master, and now Padme says I'm technically in charge of the Republic because he had all these powers and for some reason made me his heir plus they're kinda scared of what I'll do since I blew up half the Senate building. And Dooku called and I kinda maybe ordered the GAR to glass Serenno and guess what? Dooku, um, made *you* his heir which makes you technically in charge of the Separatists, so… Obi-Wan: … Anaking: Master? Obi-Wan: What I'm hearing is that the war is over and I can finally get some sleep. Anakin: Master?? Obi-Wan: ::already snoring:: Anakin: I really hate you right now.
Anakin gets named emperor and nopes out of the day-to-day side of running an empire. Padme's his wife, which makes her the empress, she can do this. She was a queen once, right? How different could it be?
But being emperor *does* give him power to give the GAR orders and a LOT of sway with the Jedi council. So Anakin takes up slaver hunting as a hobby. (Senator Free Taa, I'm looking at you.) The Zygerrians and the Hutts go on the endangered species list. So do the Kaminoans. Most of the GAR joins in gleefully. (They take holos for everyone who isn't be there when Tipoca City is destroyed then exploded then vaporized. They may be holding a grudge. There's a huge viewing party. And a yearly celebration.)
Fives is named the duke of fast food. Dex's becomes the official caterer for the royal family and entourage. And if that entourage coincidently happens to be officially defined as the 501st? He isn't the one who determines such things. (Echo is, and is in on it for the milkshakes.)
The Force bubbles with delight. It chose the right person to fuck shit up.
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