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tc getting a dog was the best thing 2 happen in transformers ever i think

coffee™

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shoutout to idw transformers for having drift

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In addition to Swerve and Starscream knowing what Blurr’s living (and dying through), I do wonder if Swindle wouldn’t know in his own way too?

Because I could easily see if they spent any lengthy amount of time together in idw universe that Swindle would start to make observations and realize that something is different for Blurr even if he didn’t know exactly what was going on in full detail.

(And would Blurr possibly give it away — in the moment of relief after Swingle saves his life? Would he slip? Let down his guard just a little in thinking it was over and the loop was finally broken?)

Ooohhhh imagine if at some point Blurr gets. Like. Drunk maybe? Or high on painkillers or something like that?

And he just starts talking and talking and TALKING about the whole death loop thing because he's hammered and because he needed to talk about it so fucking bad.

And Swindle at first thinks "oh he's just fucking with me okay" but then he starts noticing little details. The way Blurr mixes up names. The way he sometimes seems to know mechs he never met before. One day after some thoughtful watching Swindle just corners Blurr and like "Tell me that story about different worlds but without drugs and on normal speed!"

And yeah. I think Blurr would tell him.

I'm imagining Blurr being like "It's different but kind of the same. Dramatic. Sorta heroic. And consistently gory."

And then Blurr dies and it is exactly what he was describing.

And maybe he is fast enough to send one last message to Swindle before he gets completely destroyed. Something very quick and short like "I'm gonna miss you."

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This is an idea that had been mulling in my head, imagining that Cybertronian scars, being welded, are inherently a very beautiful thing.

Because difference in heat intensity and welding patterns create something entirely and beautifully unique with each scar, none are ever so alike between different bots or cons.

LIKE!!! LOOK AT ALL OF THESE????

they all are so unique them, and maybe they even weld the scar in a way to expand it into some beautiful pattern, spiral, so that it's pain is remembered but redefined entirely.

edit: is anyone actually uses this idea can y'all please tag me 🥺👉👈

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You know what could be funny about the Death loop au?

We could draw any version of Blurr we like. His design is "whatever". IDW Blurr or Animated Blurr or SG Blurr or your own fan continuity Blurr they would all count as the same guy👌

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oh god Blurr in a death loop,,,,,,,,,,,

Keferon how dare you keep giving us thoughts oh i am going to be ill.

Blurr in a death loop, but only some of the characters he Doesn't form intimate bonds with remember him, never the ones that Do remember him????? AUHJ

G1 Blurr is funny and energetic because he wasn’t thrown in the death loop yet

Armada Blurr is depressed and rude because he doesn’t fucking care for anything anymore he got very painfully obliterated 30 times already he just wants to sit in the quiet corner and do nothing now. Humans are trying to poke him, narrative is trying to befriend him with the local “cool speedster protag” while all he has in his head are fuck-you-fuck-youfuckyoufuckyoufuckyou because everything is meaningless and he has no energy to make new friends every time he gets thrown in a new universe.

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Uhhh @lonewolflupe @aknightreaderr @cookielessthan3 I guess I don't who else to tag

New reblog game chat!

Two truths and a lie poll

Put up a poll with two truths and one lie about yourself and tag a few moots to do the same! If ya reblog, tell prev what you thought was their lie.

I’ll go first, coughs.

Tag list! /nf

@esotericdivinity @theoneandonlypatches @denibird @vanitythevantropist @retic-pithon @pseudocyance @fictodreamer @starshakez @jpeg-anachronism and anyone else!

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aaaaaaaaaaa This feels so much better.

Might finish the codiwan drawing ....... maybe

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I actually don’t think either of them have enough awareness to say this, but I digress

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Delivery 💋🚑💖

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They have a regular customer now☺️...

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As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

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👇👍⚔️🧱🤺 I honestly have no idea how this describes me.

@aknightreaderr @lonewolflupe

💯🙏💛🟨👍

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release the kraken corries

okay so imagine that like a year or so into the war palpatine thinks 'actually i would prefer to have my future apprentice more nearby for corrupting' so he decides to recall anakin and the 501st to coruscant, because they definitely need their best jedi defending the front and oh wouldn't you look at that, a certain senator is always there too! wins all around!

but now the 501st is bored out of their minds and need something to do and anakin won't let them go back out onto the front because they're his, so the excellent solution?

the 501st replace the corries! clones are interchangeable anyway, right?

and even though the corries haven't seen frontline battle it's fiiine even if they get wiped out, bc palps has what he wants on coruscant now

and it's not like the corries have ever needed a jedi so why would they need one now? so they're given to some whatever-admiral and booted out to go join the frontline rotations, problem solved.

within 3 days the corries have either manipulated the admiral into thinking he's calling all the shots when it's actually fox or they've introduced him to an unfortunate airlock malfunction, so sad, couldn't have happened to a worse person

and with no jedi around they don't have anyone saying ridiculous shit like 'we should try negotiation first' or 'you can't assassinate every political leader on the planet'

(alpha 17 bullies his way on board within a week)

and they start blasting around the galaxy Getting Shit Done and it is maybe not the best in terms of optics but wow those clone death toll numbers sure do go down

and one of the times they (grudgingly) work with another battalion the other clones are going 'what the absolute shit' while the corries steamroll over everything in their path, an absolutely feral group of highly-trained shock troopers used to fighting dirty and utilizing insane tactics from years on coruscant FINALLY able to take out their frustrations on the unsuspecting galaxy separatists

Cody, halfheartedly, the Jedi Council making encouraging motions just out of sight of holocall: Fox could you please tone it down a little.

Fox, sipping a spimosa at some sleezy separatist's castle he just took over: How about no.

Cody, hissing through gritted teeth: I am so fucking envious of you right now.