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event tag: #ask fives: valentine's day

"the poetry inside of me is warm like a gun blaster" - fives del rey

The galaxy's highest rated advice column - per two 5 star reviews from Mr F. Ives and Sir Echo Rexson - is back for one(ish) week only! Ask Fives: Valentine's Day is open now until 15th February 2025.

Ask Fives is a sfw cracky, sweet, and sometimes serious advice column where Fives answers your questions through poetry and prose.

As this is a themed edition, Fives will only be accepting asks relating to the following topics:

Love - platonic, romantic, familial (Fives always wants to talk about Tauntauns/Tookas/Loth Cats/Space Pigeons), besties, crushes, secret relationships, etc.

Relationships - Fives has asked me to tell Omega she's banned from writing in and she can't do so under the guise of trying to heal their familial bond. It's been severed permanently. She knows what she did.

Being single

Gal/Pal/Valentine's Day

Love letters, sending valentines, poetry

Please read the rules under the cut. Asks that do not comply with the theme or rules will be deleted. Save non-themed asks for next time!

Structure:

Start with 'Dear Fives' or an equivalent

Sign off with a name. It doesn't have to be your name if you don't want to use it (it can be a Star Wars character, OC, 'anonymous') but do not leave it blank. Please note I crosspost these to AO3 so don't sign off with your username if you don't want it there.

Content Rules:

SFW ONLY - i.e. G or PG rated. I am fine with in universe language but ask that English swearing is kept to a minimum

Ships: Canon, Foxiyo, Blyla, TechPhee, F!OC/Clone, You/Clone. Feel free to write about a fictional pesky colleague or a neighbour who won't stop writing you love letters, etc. My preference is to write m/f ships.

Fives wishes to remain single but he is not averse to flirting

Please do not ask whether you should break up with your IRL boyfriend. This is not the place for it.

No IRL politics.

General Admin:

Unlimited power asks and anons are on

If you want to reply to Fives' advice, send a new ask. I'd appreciate it if you link the OG ask but if you don't, I can do that :D

I reserve the right to not respond to any ask if I feel uncomfortable, it breaks the rules, etc.

Finally, it is not a rule, but I would appreciate it if you reblogged your answered ask. It's the best form of support.

Happy asking!

Love,

Fives' single editor

announcement taglist (note I won't be tagging you in the individual asks)

@epsilon-13 @star-wars-lycanwing-bat @lonewolflupe @diamondluna2 @julijuli77 @skygar11 @kotemf @tealmisthams @heidnspeak

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Don’t ask me about the last one idk how it got there. Anyways I had the idea of What If Soundwave’s sound abilities were strong enough that it could damage even him? Like maybe yeah he’s more resilient to sound, but I’m sure even for him the super intense vibrations burst his own face platings eventually too 🤔 I also just wanted to show off his bat teeth tbh. Referenced by vampire bats, technically that would mean his teeth are specialized to make sure a mech bleeds

Primus forbid a mech eats in peace, Starscream 😒 so what if he eats/drinks energon like its caught prey

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Something that refuses to leave my brain:

Would clones have belly buttons? Because from what I can tell when we see the baby clones that are still in the growth tubes, they have no umbilical cord. So, do they just not have belly buttons??? Would they think belly buttons are weird????

Someone stop my brain before it drives me more insane from thinking about this.

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- - this bro struck me with his beauty 💟

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fives honey baby darling sweetie pie i adore you so much but for the love of heaven don't make me draw all that armor ever again

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Left and right twix sticks

Echo really needs to talk RIGHT NOW

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ignoring my responsibilities to put Cody in The Void again

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top gun silliness

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In my mind??? Jaster Mereel is a professional yapper. Everything else can be seasoned to your tastes but he’s a yapper and I want fics where he’s editing the supercommando codex and part of his process is reading passages aloud and Jango uses them as his bedtime stories. That’s Jaster’s Talky Time. Professional yapper right there for sure.

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They’re so bright I promise ❤️ they’re the Second and Third in commands for a reason, which may or may not be because their brains are rotting because of each other in real time.

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Basically the reason why I love this pairing - Megatron would be beyond devastated

I imagine it started with another of Starscreams schemes to get back at Meghan, but he realizes that Soundwave is a multi Husband Poll Champion and maaaybe it would do himself some good with better standards (meanwhile Megatron is obtuse as always)

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Drew Phase 1 Fox adopting Fellony (Fella) and Misconduct (Missy) somewhere behind the Corrie Guard Barracks. Special shoutout to @iamagoddamnrailgun for the idea of naming the tookas after crimes. Join my Star Wars/ Art discord: https://discord.gg/bGRq2dCxj9

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mcdrai baseball

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she stomp she stomp she do the Grizzer stomp!

:D

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Thinking about how each of TL4J got their lightsaber crystals and how each situation is unique to them, and then there's Din doing his best to get rid of the Darksaber and no one's taking it

i can think of one person who might wanna take it off his hands...

(commission info // tip jar!)

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clonetober in january 7: commander bacara

im starting school again next week!!! wish me luck