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Commander Fox, 1G, fistfight with god?
you ok there bro
If Fox is smiling the vibes are ominous I do not make the rules. Thanks for playing, Nom!
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Why do I feeling like there is a disproportionately large number of Aro, Ace, aroace and anything these related people on this site then compared to others?
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Fives, surrounded by a gaggle of Torrent Squad: Rex, who is your favourite? Rex: I love you all equally *later* Rex, to Echo: It's you, and by a lot
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Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
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Rex: So, how's adjusting to your new squad going? Echo: Well, my net worth has certainly gone up. Rex: *confused* Uh, what? Echo: Yeah, you know. What you're worth when you're caught in a net. Rex: Rex: I'm sorry can you please explain that. Echo: We were running out of fuel on our last assignment so we landed in a Separatist port and Hunter put on a disguise and turned Tech in. We got six thousand credits for him. Rex: Six. Thousand? Echo: Yeah, turns out he's the lowest-value option at the moment, but Wrecker said he got turned in the last time. He's worth ten thousand, because he's blown up, like, a ton of important stuff, apparently. Hunter and Cross are probably in the eleven to twelve k range but they can't agree on who's worth more. Rex: Rex: You sold your brother!!!??? Crosshair: *offscreen* Are you even brothers if you haven't sold each other once? Tech: When we were cadets I sold Crosshair to Hunter for two credits. Crosshair: Those were imaginary credits, Tech. Tech: Which was the agreed-upon currency at the time. That transaction has never been voided, by the way. Legally, you still belong to Hunter. Hunter: Please, void it. I don't want him anymore. Here, take your two fake credits. Wrecker: Don't say that! Come here, Crosshair. I want you. Rex: *still on the comm* YOU SOLD YOUR BROTHER? Echo: We obviously got him back, Rex. Chill out. We fueled up in like ten minutes and went to retrieve him. He's fine. Rex: So you sold him and then you stole him BACK? Tech: Obviously. This squad would not survive without me for longer than the time it takes to refuel. That is why we usually sell Hunter or Wrecker. Additionally, they do not require extraction as they usually do that on their own.
Echo: I'm worth three thousand at the moment. But ten thousand is coming, wait and see! Rex: *frightened ori'vod noises*
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Hunter: We have ways of making people talk Crosshair: *brandishes knife* *Omega walks in* Hunter: Omega, we're working right now Omega: *holds up a drawing* Hunter: Oh wow! Did you draw this? This is so good!
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First doodle of the year, and because of @mamuzzy it's Kitty!Ordo. He wouldn't leave my mind ;v;
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Fives, bursting into the room: I NEED HELP Echo, spinning a wheel with all the 501st's names on it: Jesse it's your turn Jesse: DANG IT!
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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
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Recently finished this game. Cal and BD-1 deserve the whole galaxy ok🥺
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Fun art of some peoples mandos I’ve done💚🐍
Plus I recently gm’ed a Star Wars one shot and had a droid oc.. their name is KX-LU573R or Lust as he prefers :3
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Maul: tell me where Kenobi is and perhaps I'll grand you mercy.
so Fox be like: sure thing, like shall i make you an appointment? I mean you're probably a jedi with that lightsword of yours...when? tomorrow or next week? like i usually don't schedule things for the jedi...but if he has some duties in the senate i do his shit too...what? why do you look at me like that?
Maul: just like that? It was all so simple?! Is there a catch? some lousy foul play to lure me out and catch me?
Fox: what? why? for what? did you run away? you're not in my files...well apperently Palpatine got some shade on you...but i dunno...
Maul: Palpatine...got...shade...
Fox fishing out a datapad with all that 50 shades of sidious: apparantly you ended up without your lower limbs? like usually his students...i dunno when he was a teacher...usually his students loose a limb or so...Skywalker for example...you....and your brother....and Skywalker is a jedi....wait...hold on... I need a drink..
Maul: I tied you up! How the fuck?!
Fox now pouring some elixier of Moonshine into a fine wine glass: Skywalker is a Jedi....does that mean...Palpatine is one too? But huh??? so you not? I'm confused with the system...but alas..since it fucked up my life...i don't care...what else? Palpatine turns out to be evil? sheming some mentor and student shit? only with suffering loss of limps...you want an appoinment sure...get one...i don't care...Ventress was a jedi too...well...not entirely....
Maul: are you serious? okay fine! I am a sith...will you arrest me or something? where is the rest of you?
Fox looking at him as if he had lost his head: no? I'm not here to arrest you...there is only me...and besides...thanks for the kidnapping...feels like holiday..no what it's called? a vacational spa....wellness...
MauL comming anyone....sane nearby: hello? Anyone? please pick me up...Kenobi!!!
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