#emily's in gay hell au

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

in an "Emily ends up in hell too somehow" AU, and things have been busy since THAT happened-

but Charlie finds time to looks over one day like "wow i feel like I've only ever seen your wings folded up these days... oh! you haven't been flying much lately! you know you can whenever you want to don't worry about me- i'd LOVE to watch you and Vaggie get some good swoop swoops in!"

Vaggie's like "babe i can just carry you. you can come for the swoop swoops too"

naturally Charlie is just "!!!" excited bc getting wing uppies from her dad is one thing, but the idea of going for a fly with the two angels who are happier down in hell (with HER) than they were up in heaven is just so "!!!!!!!!!!" she cannot WAIT

Emily has the most nervous, guilty smile on while listening to this.

Vaggie notices, asks what's up, and Emily (also bad at lying out right) (also good at not saying things) quietly admits that

she can't fly anymore

(THIS WONT BE SAD LISTEN I SWEAR THIS WILL BE OKAY)

there's a silence so quiet they can all HEAR IT when one of Emily's feathers detaches and falls softly to the hotel floor

Emily goes on: it's not a big deal compared to what else they're all dealing with- (Charlie's horrified face says otherwise) -but every day Emily's been here down in hell her wings have worked less and less and now she can't even glide with them- which is fine! most people in hell get on fine without wings, right? It's, one of the big differences between here and heaven, and- well Vaggie was fine without flying for years, so really-

-but it's not fine to Charlie it's not fine it's not fine- she's not fine with this, she's not OKAY with the idea that being in hell has to HURT every angel in her life somehow- she's not okay with being so busy Emily didn't even feel like she could even MENTION THIS-

Vaggie is grabbing their hands and reminding them both to breathe okay? Hold on, slow down, let's check what we're up against here before we all go rushing into any guilt or blame or whatever

(vaggie is already happy to blame heaven for whatever this is and maybe scream up at that damn distant light from rooftop until she blows her voice out, but she can't do that while Emily's smile is still frozen determinedly in place and Charlie is shaking like a leaf, so-)

So it's let's all sit down and, brushing Emily's hair over her shoulder while Charlie clings to her hands and, it's Vaggie quietly asking her fellow angel is she can unfold her wings

the stiff, ginger way Emily slowly spreads all six of them giving lie to that brightly brittle smile

the words that slip out now, as Vaggie's hands gently run through dulled feathers and the bases of Charlie's horns press into feathery bangs as Charlie leans in and Emily slumps, wings limp in Vaggie's steadying hold

(the difference between wings just being gone, taken- and coming back- but always working and whole while Vaggie had them, and this, this gradual failure like a wind dying down, a light fading out, the wrongness of wings that felt heavy and air that passed over them like nothing, not catching and holding or lifting but just feeling hollow, an emptiness pressing her down- trapping her- only she didn't feel trapped she didn't she didn't this was the right choice to make and she made it-)

(Sera up in heaven, hesitating hesitating, all hosts of heaven's divine armies and powers at her command and her little sister down in hell, playing hostage with herself for the lives of sinners-)

(it was all Emily could do and she was GLAD to do it, but)

(maybe creation thinks she wrong for it- fine, let her be wrong like Vaggie was wrong like Charlie could NEVER be wrong- maybe there's a price and a pence for a seraphim who strays too far from heaven's light- even Lucifer hadn't LEFT. even Lucifer had just been caged...)

the black marks on Charlie's cheeks look like tear tracks as she listens, and Emily can't look at them as she wipes them all away. she can't look and still keep smiling

Behind them, Vaggie sighs.

"Emily."

and it's a stiffening in the shoulders at hearing her own name because Vaggie is pragmatic and practical and a realist and she wants things to work as best they can so she faces the flaws in them head on- hopeful words and songs dredged up only when Charlie and now also Emily needs them- but even then she doesn't pretend hell is all rainbows or heaven is full of mercy, and whatever she says next Emily maybe doesn't want to hear and maybe has been holding her breath for without knowing it, desperate to at least know and breathe out-

"Your wings," Vaggie says, running a hand over the tip of one "Do you know how to preen them?"

Emily blinks.

(she has a lot of eyes to blink with, so it takes moment)

"...preen... them?"

she says the word like she's never used it before- and she HAS, actually, just not- never in a sentence about wings, specifically

Vaggie tugs gently at one wing, tickles the back of Emily's neck with pulled free feather- one of the long ones- as Emily turns to stare at her and Charlie leans in further to crane around goggle at those six seraphim wings

"Preening." Vaggie has a small smile on, a little dry, mostly soft. "It's not really a thing up in Heaven, right? We- the Exorcists only did it right after Extermination day, to get ride of the blood and stuff, settle all the feather's that flying round in Hell had ruffled."

"ONCE a year?" Charlie, sounding a little stuffy, but mostly now just shocked. "We clean yours twice a DAY or else you start getting twitchy about it! Dad spends half of every EVENING fixing his!"

Emily sitting up between them, heart thumping- "Wing cleaning? I didn't, is that normal?"

"Down here it is." A shrug, Vaggie's own wings spilling down her back in example. "Hell doesn't play nice with an angel's wings."

"So- so mine, are they-"

"They're fine. A mess sure- but yeah, they're fine."

There's so many feathers on the floor just from Vaggie's light and tender touches of inspection and Emily still can't get the lump out of her throat-

Emily letting go of Charlie to pick up one of those lost feathers, and NOW her hand is shaking.

"Are you sure? They, it's like they're falling apart..."

"Molting!" Charlie scoops up some feathers too, hugs them to her chest and flops over backwards, bonelessly. "You're just molting... unholy FUCK."

Charlie pressing the feathers to her face to muffle something that might be a scream or a laugh.

Vaggie patting her hell princess girlfriend's lashing tail- "I freaked out about molting the first time too, remember babe?" - "I THOUGHT THAT WAS BECAUSE OF ONLY JUST HAVING GOTTEN THE WINGS BACK AND TRIGGERED TRAUMA AND- UGGHGHGHGHG!" - Vaggie chuckling, smiling as Emily runs a finger tip over the frayed edges of her own lost feather, scooting in and draping herself and her own wings over the other angel as the shakes get bigger, as Emily finally lets out a slow, shivering breath

a small whisper, into the side of Vaggie's hair, bending under the weight and snugged in Vaggie's arms circling secure around her waist "I'll be able to fly again? Once this, the molting is over?"

"You'll fly," a squeeze and the first tears squeezing out in answer, "We're gonna have to start preening all of them too-"

"Which we WILL have time for!"

Charlie swinging upright, eyes blazing, arms scooping both angels close.

"I don't care if the damn hotel catches on fire AGAIN- wing care first, catch up on everything else LATER!"

it's around now Emily tries to giggle and maybe lets out a sob instead. Charlie kisses her damn bangs, Vaggie nuzzles her wet cheek

"We'll imp some of my flight feathers to yours for now, okay? Get you in the air again tonight, get the wind in your feathers, at least just a little. You'll feel better after a bit of swoop swoop time."

"I- Imping...?"

"Pull off mine, stick 'em on you."

"Wha- but what about- you?"

"I'm due for a molt anyway, don't worry. A few days more without flying is nothing after three years-"

"Vaggie."

(Charlie, chiming in lovingly and KNOWINGLY)

(Vagige's eye roll and full bodied sighhhhh making Emily giggle for real this time) "Fiiiiinee sweetie, I meant that I'll be happier seeing her in the air again, more than I would being up there myself right now. Happy?"

(Charlie smug, Charlie melting, Charlie smooching Vaggie's bangs too) "Very. VERY happy~"

"Me too."

(Emily grinning to herself inside her snuggle chaggie sandwich of hugs) "You two sure know how to make Hell a happy place, don't you?"

"Charlie has a whole song about it." Vaggie points out, and it's all three of them shaking together, laughing, after all the dramatic and permanent pains they've faced- here's ONE that turns out to be simple, something fixed with a slight change in schedule plus a few freely given feathers

and isn't that nice, for a change

[vampirehayfever]

honestly fig would absolutely be the BEST security guard especially for the ones she loves my girl has absolutely 0 self preservation skills and i love her for it

[teddie-bear420]

Swap Au!! I call it “cold hazbin hotel”

Emily moonstone wants to redeem sinners and get to heaven with the help of her butler lute!

Lots of doodles and ramblings under the cut,

if you have any input or jokes or questions send them to me!!

So this swap starts at the very beginning! Lucifer is a big goodie two shoes who doesn’t express his real feelings and is kinda just heavens doormat. Sera on the other hand is driven by fairness and when she sees Adam mistreating Lilith she intervenes. This gets her sent down to hell with Lilith and they start ruling hell with all the sinners. At some point both Lilith and sera stop caring about the state of hell and the sinners establish the overlords that rule territory’s and all that. Around the time that Emily is born sinners like alastor and husk are well established overlords.

Back in heaven, corruption spreads to leadership and Lucifer (as head archangel) kinda just lets it happen. He still runs the show but he doesn’t stand up for what he believes in anymore. Very weak man, thin wrists… dainty even. Adam is still the general of the Exorcist army and nobody holds any one accountable in heaven and the requirements to get into heaven are raised to in unachievable amount!

Sera and Emily are very close, they talk almost everyday, when Emily starts to grow into an adult sera kinda panics and strains the relationship (Emily’s got mommy issues). Emily’s time spent in sin city leads her to starting the hotel with the Dino chick to hinder the overpopulation in hell (jk she just really wants to see heaven)

So Emily is the heir to a stolen kingdom

Lucifer still has Charlie in heaven and she fills Emily’s role of keeping everyone happy. In this swap he shelters Charlie for any hardships or even having her work for anything, so Charlie is a nepotism baby (in the normal show Charlie went no contact with her dad and built the hotel ground up) her job is to keep everyone joyful!

Charlie is ignorant to the horrors

Vaggie and lute are a little harder to explain cuz I still have no real idea how to approach making lute a sinner cuz uhh.. she already is one. I do know I wanna keep her antennae bangs…Pink to blue….Bug motif…Transition allegory?? You decide

Lute will probably have butler butch vibes, she’s very servant like

But! I see vaggie getting to second in command and becoming a beast. The most ruthless demon slayer ever man, she fights the biggest demons she can find just for the fun of it. She still bulks up (you can take buff vaggie from my cold dead hands)!! She is assigned to protect the arch angel Charlie from quote…

“naughty individuals” -Lucifer (he means Adam)

Their dynamic is very silly, vaggie has to keep Charlie safe from things like assassins, perverts, technology and a goose. We all know that lute struck vaggie down cuz she was gay right? Well that still happens, but vaggie wins the fight (also being egged on by Adam) and ever since she’s looked for a fight so bad she ends up joining lute (warriors bond and all that)

EMILY IS A LAWYER HAHAHAHAHHA AND A BUTCH

Basically she wants to change the heaven standard the lawful way (sera was a court judge after all) think musicals like legally blond, that one Hamilton song, and the death note musical.

She and Charlie get along well enough, it does gag Emily when she finds out that Charlie doesn’t know what a minimum wage job is.

Ok so the main cast gets swapped with the over lords as you can see, the overlords I chose now look much younger, tho carmilla and Rosie are my milfs forever. Velvet is now an intern trying to get out of hell (she hates the heat) vox is now kinda just an obsessive fan boy, carmilla wants to go to heaven to see her daughters again. That Dino chick is the first guest, Emily wants to tame her inner fire (girl style)

Emily has always wanted to see the garden of Eden, so when she comes up with a way to redeem sinners she hopes to visit heaven with them! I’m gonna doodle around with her demon bits,

THATS IT FOR NOW

Will maybe post more

[loonatics-b1gf4n]

Doing this trend. YEAH! Not mine. I don't know who the original one.

OTPS:

Charlie x Vaggie (Chaggie)

Husk x Angel Dust (Huskerdust) MY FAVORITE KISS ALREADY!!

Cherri Bomb x Sir Pentious (Cherrisnake)

Lilith x Lucifer (Lucilith)

Extra: Alastor x No One (Best One in my opinion, hehe)

I LIKE TO SHIP:

Lucifer x Alastor (As a joke. Fanarts are just amazing. Two dads HAH)

Vox x Alastor (One side love. Alastor doesn't care about him. Fanarts again)

Vox x Valentino (I mean they kiss. Aren't they)

I THINK IT'S GOOD (OR AS A JOKE):

Charlie x Emily (More like besties. I don't know if anyone shipping them)

Alastor x Rosie (THEY ARE JUST BESTIES AND PARENTS FOR CHARLIE!!)

Adam x Lute? (I don't know)

Alastor x Husk (I JUST HATE HIM (ALASTOR) BECAUSE OF EPISODE 5 BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO GOOD FANARTS AND AU's!!!!)

I DON'T LIKE TO SHIP (HATE):

Alastor x Charlie, Alastor x Vaggie, Alastor x Angel (No)

Angel x Val (NO!)

Angel x Cherri (THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS!)

Angel x Vaggie (Vaggie lesbian, Angel gay)

Mimzy Go To Hell. Wait you already there hahahahahhahahha. Bad joke.

Adam Die You B*tch (He is dead yes!!)

Niffty you can be with bad boys but not with this group

Velvette you can with money hehehe. IDK. XD

[lily-alphonse]

Sam/Haley?

(Saley? 🤭)

Saley? Or Ham. LMAO

Hmmmmmmm this one. This one irks me. They sure would be pretty though.

I'm itching to put them in some kind of AU because my mind screams that they don’t make sense in their current context. There has to be an inciting factor like both working as camp counselors in a nearby town or going to college together or something. (Or… Scooby Doo AU? A little Fred/Daphne dynamic perhaps?)

Like maybe Haley has considered it, kinda liked the rogue skater, class clown thing Sam had going on. But she was always expected to be with the star athlete.

Ok wait maybe the inciting incident is Alex coming out as gay. That could work. Farmer shows up, we have an “oh no he’s HOT 😩” moment and Haley is left in the dust.

She’s pissed at first but then realizes she’s free. She can truly do whatever she wants. Who is going to care, now that the rumor mill is abuzz with Alex’s scandal?

She experiments with her fashion. Tries new hobbies. She goes to visit Emily at work and even gets a little tipsy and dances. And one Friday night she sees Sam there playing pool with Sebastian and she can’t help herself. He’s so fucking tall and edgy, it’s an exciting kind of intimidating. But Haley can be intimidating too, despite her size.

“Sebastian. Sam.” She greets them both with her arms crossed and an easy smile.

“Uh. Hi.” Sebastian is the first to respond, straightening up from where he was lining up a shot.

“In light of recent events I feel the need to ask if either of you are gay,” Haley starts.

“What?” Sebastian asks in disbelief.

“No,” Sam says immediately.

Haley meets his eyes with a predatory sort of smile. “Alright, prove it. Dance with me.”

Sam kind of chuckles and bites his lip, looking over at Sebastian. “Man I know we’re in the middle of something but…”

Sebastian rolls his eyes and points to Haley. “You, wait there two turns. If you still want him after I kick his ass you can have him for tonight.”

Haley chuckles. “Deal.”

It’s actually kind of torture, in a good way. She has a front row seat to watch his body move, his eyebrows furrow and tongue sticking out when he’s concentrating.

She doesn’t know much about pool, so she doesn’t care that Sebastian is right about kicking his ass. All she cares about is the man rounding the table to meet her, as Sebastian goes off to find Abby.

“Hi,” Sam says with a cheeky smile down at her. He isn’t shy, getting close and personal already.

“Hi,” she gives him her best flirty smile.

“Still up to dance with a loser?”

“Can’t really be considered a loser with the hottest girl in here on your arm.”

He chuckles at that, taking her hand to guide them to the dancefloor. She’s caught a bit off-guard by his forwardness but damn if it isn’t sexy as hell. And his hand is big 🫠

His hands move to her waist on the dancefloor and they sway with some distance between them to continue speaking.

“I don’t know how you can be so confident about that by the way," He says once their settled into a rhythm.

“Oh?”

“Yeah, I mean, just look at Pam. You’ve got some stiff competition.”

“Oh har-har very funny,” she rolls her eyes but fights a smile.

“Ooo tough crowd.”

“I’m tough to please.”

“I can imagine. But correct me if I’m wrong Princess, seems like you’re already sold on me.”

The sudden nickname almost gets her flustered. She decides to ignore it. Ignore it and definitely not file it away in her brain to obsess over later. “Not sold at all, that’s why I asked for a dance and not your hand in marriage.”

“I see. This is my test drive then?”

“You could call it that.”

“You look beautiful.”

It’s obviously a line. But it comes so suddenly that Haley does get flustered this time. “I know,” she blurts, and then, “thank you.”

His smile widens at her blush. “I’m serious, I like the new look. You seem more like yourself.”

“Myself? And how would you know?” she raises a perfect eyebrow at him as its his turn to get sheepish.

“Oh, well I just mean like, I don’t know. It suits you. You seem happier.”

She thinks about that, looking at his shirt instead of his eyes. She has been feeling happier. She sighs and leans into Sam, closing the distance between them to lay her head against his pounding chest. He stops swaying, surprised. She smiles at how fast his heart is going under his facade.

“I am happier, I think.”

DAMN OK I DONE GONE AN CONVINCED MYSELF LMAO these two are kinda fire ngl I think theyd both be sassy and flirty the banter is top tier

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[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

What if when Eve, Lucifer, and Lillith left, Adam stayed in the garden. But due to the heartbreak, Heaven decided it would be best for Adam to have some of his humanity stripped. He looks the same, but he just acts like a wild animal.

Don't worry. Humanity still continues.

Cut to the present time, and when Charlie is visiting, Heaven Emily brings up Eden and Adam. Emily takes Charlie to go see Adam from afar, of course. They basically watch him like you would an animal at the zoo.

Charlie gets back to hell and tells Lucifer who is just beside himself and calls Lillith and Eve. They are gay in this au. He tells them about Adam. And...

My brain juice ran out.

I think I've actually heard of an au like this and Lucifer keeps trying to bring back Adams humanity.

[rius-cave]

Hey!

@fanofstuff02 and I made the Demon King x Human Prince au together.

And basically Lucifer is the King of the underworld looking for love after his wife left. No one in his kingdom caught his eye so he goes to earth.

He becomes a guard for the Prince Adam of Eden after a flyer caught his eye.

Adam goes through many guards because he's an ass and has high expectations. You can forget even trying out if you're ugly, no uglies in his court.

He's the oldest of Queen Sera and his sister Princess Emily.

In the kingdom it's illegal for demons to live there and it's also illegal to be gay.

Adam picks out Lucifer during the trials to be his guard since he was like the best.

And of course they slowly fall in love and when Lucifer reveals who he really is Adam still loves him.

Alastor, Adams former main guard finds out and tells the Queen and gets Lucifer sent back to the underworld and Adam is locked away in the dungeon. Angel is his best friend and switch's out his cuffs so Lucifer can save Adam.

Unfortunately, Alastor kills Angel or at least thinks he does.

Adam is eventually banished from the kingdom, Sera didn't have it in her to kill her only son.

So he's in the woods alone heart broken thinking Lucifer left him. Where Charlie finds him and explains that her dad is just weak and asks if he still wants to come back with her.

He does. And Lucifer turns Adam into a demon and they get married yay!

I'm probably forgetting some stuff but that is the basic stuff.

OH RIGHT AFTER I ANSWERED THE PREVIOUS ASK LMAO WOOPS. SORRY I'm still terribly sorry about how long it takes me to get to asks fnskgks

HELL YEAH THAT'S A BANGER STORY! Aaaahh I wanted to know more about the Alastor bit and it's 👀👀👀👀 fascinating, what a little shit, exactly what he must be.

HOLYDUST FRIENDSHIP EVEN IN THIS UNIVERSE YAYYYY LOVE WINS

I was almost going to throw hands at him dying lol you better not kill Angel or I will go after you (just kidding, if it's done well I would be interested)

That's super fun, having Adam become now demon royalty is 👌👌👌👌 the good shit, always very hot to have him fall like that. I need him to be even MORE attracted to Lucifer once he finds out who he is lolol

[seramilla]

For arranged marriage au I feel Lillith is equal parts diplomat, matchmaker and agent of Chaos. She does want peace between heaven and hell or heaven to not attack and destroy hell which they can do she wouldn't do anything that would seriously risk the peace. She also wants to make a happy marriage she knows Carmilla had a rough time after losing her husband and wants to make her happy so decides that she'll be the hellborn they marry off and takes special care to choose a good partner for her. (Lucifer was nervous about choosing Carmilla as he was always kind of scared of her) She's also an agent of chaos when she tells heaven this is the hellborn they are sending so heaven can give her a list of possible angels for her to marry with details. She looks through the list and is drawn to Sera at first due to her beauty and after reading the notes on her about raising her little sister being good with kids and the photos of Sera caring for baby Emily decides she's the best match for Carmilla. I suspect on or more of the elders are like are "You sure you want her like Sera's wonderful but she's in a constant state of gay panic and is always close to passing out yesterday she passed out when woman in a swimsuit asked her which way the beach in heaven is and it wasn't even that reveling." Lillith seeing the potential fun chaos that could happen is even more certain that Sera's the one for Carmilla probably even says something about in that case we need to marry Sera to Carmilla since it sounds like she'll never be able to get wife/partner on her own. The most mischievous elder of heaven who is similar in personality to Lillith probably smiles hering Lillith say that and thinking of all the fun chaos that would happen.

I see, I see. Lilith knew Carmilla was the only one with the patience and sheer force of will who could break Sera of her “condition”.

It’s all coming together.

[radskull-69]

okay ya’ll know that ‘nerdy prudes must die’ sans fanfic I had planned?

FUCK THAT

heathers x hazbin hotel idea, it works so much better tbh

adam would be JD, and the heathers could be the VVV’s. Obviously y/n would be veronica

idk who would be the two creepy jocks, I think Valentino and vox could be also be those characters while velvets could be the main heather

I want Martha to be Charlie or Emily (but idk how’d that work since Charlie’s dad also goes to this school…) but maybe sir pentious could be Martha? I think it fits..

I also wanna include eve, lillith and lucifer somehow. I wanted them to be the heathers but thought better ab it.

I’m thinking that this story would kinda take place after Adam dies in the show and (hopefully in canon) comes back as a lowly sinner.

so in this human au the normal version of all that would be Adam got expelled from his private school (representing heaven) to come to this one (representing hell), it’d be funnier if Adams school and this one were rivals and now he has to be here

and since Adam HATES this new lower school he’s quick to want to bomb it with a small push from y/n. Adam craves to have the upper hand, having to lose his status thanks to moving here.

and when vox and Valentino get shot and framed to be suicidal gay lovers I think it works perfectly lol.

when y/n and Adam kill the V’s I think I want lucifer and his two girls to step up and threaten to become the new ‘heathers’. Maybe they got expelled as well but that was well before Adam did.

adam lives with his dad ‘god’ and his mom is died when he was born, they don’t move around a lot. They’ve been staying at adams old private school for years until Adam got expelled for getting in too many fights or smth..

lucifer and Lilith got expelled for.. I don’t know, honestly. But I like to believe when Adam started to date eve lucifer and Lilith convinced her to move to the public school instead and away from Adam

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

So in my FNAF AU Vanny and Vanessa are too separate people

Vanny is the one who is mentioned in FNAF VR and FNAF AR and is also the princess in Princess Quest

Vanessa is someone entirely new and is only from Security Breach

Vanessa's last name is Afton this is due to the fact that her moms are Charlie Emily and Elizabeth Afton (yes they both live in my AU)

Vanny and Vanessa are gay as hell

[contrivedchaos]

So I am imagining overlord Sera returning to her home after a meeting with another overlord to find a an Angel in her house arguing with her sister. She demands to know what is happening and gets introduced to High Seraphim Carmilla and learns that when Emily died she went to heaven and had been trying to find Sera and when she learned Sera was in hell snuck out of heaven to be with her and Carmilla had been trying to get her back. She both touched at how much her sister loves her that she gave up heaven for her and also is completely on board with sending Emily back she had spent her whole life trying to get Emily safe and had been willing to give her life for Emily Emily being in heaven would be prefect it would be safe and Emily could have a good after life and not have to deal with violence, death, crime, their parents and all the other things that made their lives and after lives bad this is Emily's chance to escape that life which is what Sera had always wanted for her. Emily doesn't want to go back to heaven for her a hell with Sera is infinitely better than a heaven without her. Emily eventually convinces Carmilla to let her stay solely because it becomes clear that if they take Emily back to heaven she will escape back to hell and will keep doing it until they let her stay with Sera. Carmilla does decide that she'll come back every year to check up on Emily and bring her some things from heaven and to make sure Emily and Sera are safe Carmilla gives Sera some Angelic steal weapons. Carmilla is much harder on adam so he doesn't leave weapons behind in hell so these are the only angelic steal weapons in hell. Also while all this was happening Sera was having an internal gay panic because there was a very hot and beautiful angel in her house but she keeps that part internal since there are more important things happening though the thought of this angel coming back once a year is making it hard to Sera to focus.

Carmilla does care about Emily and wants to check on her at a regular cadence, but also, maybe she times her visits right before the Exterminations, so Hell is fully stocked with angelic steel right before it happens. That's usually also when Sera is more active in her community, outside getting her people ready, so Carmilla is more likely to see her. 👀👀

And also, maybe in this AU Carmilla is still the better fighter, and notes where Sera could do better, and Carmilla offers to teach her some moves and point out the weak spots of all the angels. Gives her a chance to covertly flirt a little, and then it's really hard for Sera to focus. 👀

[angelkiller666]

well, if it isn't the Golden Star Singer himself! finally got a REF of his human-animatronic version of himself! name: Fredbear age: 40-49 gender: male species: robot bear (or whatever you wanna call it) likes: singing, performing, cooking, writing music, naps and accomplishments. dislikes: idiocy (he deals with it 24/7) loud noises, being seen as a failure, losing his voice, confrontation, being unable to sleep, and of course, stupidly hates Afton. personality: laid back, but sometimes sarcastic, takes no one's shit, but can take jokes. is mostly tired as he is a workaholic, insomniac and is a LITTLE depressed from time to time, but usually just tired from working all the time. has a BEAUTIFUL voice, he's the singer of his Diner after all, he's also almost a mother hen to his little brothers (yeah, i gave him siblings. and they are Golden Freddy and Springtrap (WITHOUT purple guy, don't go there please, it's an AU not canon) he's kinda like a fatherly laidback DILF minus the flirting as he'll either friend-zone or just shrug off the flirts. The Fading Light AU is basically a love story between Nightmare and Fredbear. story time: before Fredbear, Nightmare or "Nightbear" was one of Afton's first creations along with "NightBonnie, NightFreddy, NightChica and NightFoxy and NightMangle" that he abandoned before "Nightbear" and the others even knew Afton existed. Afton left them to rot in a place called "The Scraped Mind Inc." where dead/too damaged/unwanted animatronics go to either die or suffer. they would either just throw you into the "boiler" to turn you into liquid metal, or straight up torture you and experiment on you until you die or break. you can.....kinda guess how Nightmare became Nightmare. full of rage, anger, hurt, and pure hatred for humans. eventually, they escape after 3 long agonizing years, but the damage was already done. they went from being big cuddly animatronics for kids to big dangerous and angry nightmares. and trust me, the LIVE UP to their names. now let's say that during those 3 years, Afton created Golden Freddy, Springtrap and the main star of the show: Fredbear. now idk if you know about this, BUT....Afton sucks ass as a person. now let me tell you about Afton before i tell you about Fredbear: so! William Afton....oh this mothafucka...so, we all know that in the 1970's and the 1980's there was still a lot of discrimination against basically anyone who is different the "wrong" way, say like gay, trans, emo, goth, punk rock, anything boomers would find even the little excuses to be shitty to those they dislike. now this was BEFORE the incident of losing both his daughter and son (C.C. and Elizabeth) and has a really rocky relationship with Michael, he was already an absolute grouch and cold bastard. doesn't help that he and his wife were fighting to hell (bro literally slept with Henry Emily's wife for years behind both their backs) even before all that he was a narcissist, manipulator and self' absorbed. pretty much the type you think he's a good guy, but he really really isn't. not to mention he has a really bad jealousy problem.

so when he found out that Fredbear was the best in keeping his Diner open, he took full advantage. but he's not a nice guy. he treated the 3 golden brothers like utter shit. saying they're not worth it, they are just objects for entertainment. and he'd even threaten them if they try to step out of line.....so yeah, there's my Afton for you. BACK to Fredbear! on the outside, he "looks" fine, but, on the inside, he's fucking MISERABLE to the point where he barely feels any strong emotions anymore thanks to all the shit Afton put him through. Fredbear doesn't want to leave the diner because he enjoys entertaining kids and adults and he loves to sing! (Fredbear has the most GORGEOUS singing voice, and is the main thing that got Afton making some hard ass money) he also CAN'T leave the diner, because what you think Fredbear's gonna end up? The Scraped Mind Inc. and Goldie and Springy know about it, and they're doing the best they can to help Fredbear get his spirit up again. now, fun fact: Goldie and Springy are the goofball idiots. the knucklehead duo. but mostly because they'll do the most outrageous things but end up working very well, but when they're just doing normal things, they end up in the most hilarious and weirdest situations. like a cartoon. now Goldie and Springy give Afton HELL as pay back for how he treats Fredbear, but of course, it was never enough. Fredbear is CONSTANTLY over-worked, never appreciated and is overall depressed and tired all the time. but he always puts a smile on his face to keep the diner going. now on how Nightmare and Fredbear meet? it's a bit complicated. Nightmare was out one night, heading home after MAYBE taking someone's life, when he heard it.....Fredbear's LOVELY voice, singing OH so beautifully! and being a big black bear, he can easily look through the window without getting caught. and boi...when i tell you it's love at first sight, the second Nightmare saw Fredbear, he fell in love instantly and he fell in love HARD! the man INSTANTLY went from being this cold, cruel and tough bastard to pervy loving mushy bear. and it left Nightmare HELLA confused! he never fell in love before, and at first he had NO IDEA how to address his feelings, so he did have a few yanderish tendencies. but he's smart, and he knew he didn't want to scare Fredbear. so at first, he watched Fredbear perform along with Goldie and Springy. admiring, and learning about Fredbear. hell, ever since he first saw Fredbear, his buddies noticed a change in him.so let's say, one night, Nightmare decided to pay Fredbear a visit, it was after hours and Fredbear was doing his round before he takes over the office for his unending nightshift. so the first meeting was......nerve racking and very awkward. mostly because Nightmare decided to meet Fredbear in the dark pitch black powerful (give the man some credit, this the VERY first time falling in love, he went through hell and has no idea how to express himself that doesn't look like a threat, my boi trying his best) scared the hell out of Fredbear, but boy, howdy did Springy and Goldie INSTANTLY went to Fredbear's protection. which makes it very funny how Nightmare is nearly over 15 feet tall, Fredbear (before becoming nightmare Fredbear) was 7.3 feet tall, Springy is 6.7 and Goldie is 6.2 feet tall. now imagine that! {MORE COMING SOON!}

[osmium-knuckles]

This is the second version of this convo I just decided to upload this one instead because it was funnier. (Neighbor au or siblings au. Originally neighbors but can be interpreted as both. Slight Kylar x Kyle.)

Ari and Kyle are sitting on the couch Kyle is playing call of duty world of war and Ari is doing her nails Ari looks pissed while doing her nails Kyle: "You look pissed what's wrong?" Ari: "It's that fucking bitch Emily." Kyle: "What'd she do this time?" Ari: "She started fucking my orap supplier and convinced him to stop supplying me." Kyle: "That sucks." Ari: "It does and now I have to find a new one!" Ari accidentally gets nail polish on her finger. Ari: "AUGRHR" Kyle pauses the game. Kyle: "Here let me do it. Move your stuff to the table." Kyle and Ari move to sitting down on opposite sides of the coffee table in front of the TV. Kyle starts painting Ari's nails. Kyle: "Any other school drama I should know about?" Ari: "Y'know I heard that Kelly started fucking one of the dudes on the lacrosse team." Kyle: "Kylar?" Ari: "Fuck no who the hell would want to fuck Kylar sober." Kyle: "Me." Ari: "Yeah but that's because you're gay." Kyle: "You're gay too." Ari: "And that's why I would fuck Kelly sober." Kyle: "Fair." Ari goes on gossiping.

[unicornpoop]

Random stuff of this AU, The Wilbe Hotel. I hope you guys like.

Heaven in this AU has rings like Hell in the Hellaverse does.

Humility= Purple (Where all Winners are)

Chastity = Indigo (A ring full of pure love)

Diligence = Blue (All hardworking people live there). It’s built like a city.

Kindness = Green (Where everyone is too nice and compliment each other)

Charity = Yellow (Where everyone goes to give)

Temperance = Orange (a ring of moderation and self restraint)

Patience = Red (Where lots of Spas and yoga places are)

Eve is the villain of season 1. She resembles kazimir29’s design of Eve. Only difference is she has horns and demonic wings. Her demonic exorcist army consist of Succubus’s.

Charlie speaks fluent Hebrew. This is because she’s a Israeli-Jewish Angel.

Vaggie is El Salvadorian like canon Vaggie, but is also half Filipino. So if she were human she’d have dark brown hair, almond shape brown eyes, and Olive skin. She speaks Spanish and Tagalog (Filipino).

Vaggie lost an arm instead of an eye. She still has both eyes on this AU. She loses her left arm instead. Charlie builds her a gold robotic arm. Not only does she lose an arm, she loses her wings and tail.

Vaggie wields a demonic pitchfork as her weapon. While Charlie can wield a angelic spear (resembles canon Vaggie’s).

Charlie gains wings when she goes into her episode 8 angelic form. She gains 6 (Like Emily and Lucifer). She lacks a tail.

Charlie (if she were a human) would be Israeli. She’d have tan skin, blue eyes, and raven black hair.

Angel Dust was from a good Italian family from New York. He became a famous movie star for romance movies. He died because the guy he was secretly dating was from the mob. His appearance would be black and blue. He is polite and sincere and has no problem being cautious. His humor is refined and polished much to Charlie’s dismay. She tries to get him to be comfortable with sex thinking all the romance bullshit is boring.

Charlie is a Huskdust shipper as is Vaggie. Charlie gives them tips on how to make their relationship spicy.

Alastor may be somewhat similar to 2P! Alastor, but he is still Aro Ace having zero interest in sex or romance.

Their sexualities are the same. There’s no point of changing them. Angel is still gay.

Nifty is calm and likes to break things. She LOVES filth. She died because of a psycho wife she worked for. Yes, she does kill Eve.

Not everyone is associated with the colors blue. Charlie is associated with purple, Vaggie with the color indigo, Alastor with the color blue, Nifty with the color green, Angel with blue/greens, Husk with pastel oranges and yellows, and Sir Pentious with pastel reds.

Sera and Emily are high-ranking Goetia’s associated with the color reds. Emily in this AU mirrors Charlie’s.

Lute is way meaner to Vaggie than in canon. Vaggie and Lute hate each other way more on this AU than in canon. Their episode 8 fight is way more brutal (at least for Vaggie).

Lute is a Succubus and a candle head (the only thing that makes her c angle head is the candle on her head). Lute is a self hating lesbian. Seeing Vaggie happy and out triggers her. Lute loses her right eye in episode 8, instead of losing an arm.

Vox posts positive news around Heaven. Valentino owns a studio that promotes romance movies. He’s anti Sex. Velvette is a positive influencer always lifting up women (and others). Like canon Velvette she puts on fashion shows.

[fanofstuff01]

Making a proper intro post

Rules (and other mildly important stuff)

-Minors do not interact. This account has 18+ content and I often use swears in casual talking. Here. Even if you stay you are warned.

-I am not very online, so asks/rbs/replies can wait for even weeks, but I’ll get to them as soon as I can, promise.

-I’m not exactly comfortable with chatting/getting personal DMs from people I don’t follow/don’t know due to an experience I went through before, so if you have anything to ask about me just send it through the ask box.

-I have respect for all shippers as long as it’s not minor x adult both physically and mentally, relative x relative, abusive etc. If you ship anything like this GO AWAY.

-I do have some ships I hate, and I may speak of them bad or mock them in the account, but I still don’t mind if you ship them. You do you and I do mine.

-I do not want controversies unless they're directly tied to me. Other than that please do not drag me into them unless it's actually needed.

-Okay, so just adding this cause this is my pinned post, but Turkey is currently closing a lot of apps to access cause of reasons I don’t know. If one day I go completely offline, know that I can’t access Tumblr.

With that’s out of the way,

About

-So, hey :] I’m fanofstuff, a bland person who finds her stress relief in her Tumblr, and this is my dumb little account about my ship ships, aus and fandoms.

-This account is mainly focused on Hazbin but I just post things from the back of my head lol

-Multishipper for most

-My English is not the best cause I’m Turkish, so sorry for possible stupid grammar mistakes.

-I happen to be alive but gay (bi) 😔. Also I’m in the ace spectrum and use she/her.

-I sometimes write ass fics because I fucking can

-I have two rp accounts for Adam and Lucifer, @the-original-dick-1 and @the-king-of-hell-66-6. I also have a Charlie and Vaggie ask blog, @chaggie-askblog and an Angel Dust one, @ask-angel-dust-4

Fandoms

-Hazbin Hotel (Main)

Favorite character: Lucifer

-Ninjago

Favorite Character: Jay, Cole or Lloyd

-Percy Jackson

Favorite Character: Percy, Nico, Hazel or Leo

-Gravity Falls

Favorite Character: Dipper, Bill or Grunkle Stan

-The Owl House

Favorite Character: Willow

-Slay the Princess

Favorite Character: The Voice of Cold, The Thorn Princess or The Spectre Princess

-Murder Drones

Favorite Character: N

-Ramshackle

Favorite Character: Skipp, Vinnie or Stone

-Night in the Woods

Favorite Character: Gregg or Mae

-Helluva Boss

Favorite Character: Fizzarolli, Stolas or Bee

-Mouthwashing

Favorite Character: Swansea, Daisuke or Anya

-Tangled the Series

Favorite Character: Rapunzel or Varian

And more but I’m on these rn

Does Eurovision 2024 count? lol

Main Ships

-Adamsapple (Adam x Lucifer)

-Emilute (Emily x Lute)

-Fallenstar (Vaggie x Charlie)

-Guitargates (Adam x Saint Peter)

-Staticmoth (Vox x Valentino)

-Cherrisnake (Cherri Bomb x Sir Pentious)

-Lava (Cole x Kai)

-Hydroelectric (Jay x Nya)

-Pixane (Pixal x Zane)

-Plasma (Kai x Jay)

-Percabeth (Percy x Annabeth)

-Solangelo (Will x Nico)

-The Long Quiet x Princess

-Lumity (Luz x Amity)

-Huntlow (Hunter x Willow)

-Dipcifica (Dipper x Pacifica)

-Raeda (Raine x Eda)

-Nuzi (N x Uzi)

-Rapunzel x Eugene

-Varigo (Varian x Hugo)

-Fizzozzie (Fizz x Ozzie)

-M&M (Moxxie x Millie)

-Stoliz (Stolas x Blitz)

And more

Other social media

AO3: @/fanofstuff02

Tiktok: @/fanofstuff03

Twitter/X: @/fanofstuff04

Bluesky: @/fanofstuff05

Here I’m unoriginal

That’s all, enjoy!

[tafadhali]

Femslash February Rec Set

Love to do a rec set for Femslash February, and I haven't done a general grab bag of one since 2018. So here is some of my favorite stuff I've read and watched since then!

vids

This Hell by januarium (Do Revenge, Eleanor/Drea)

Heart Shaped Box by sisabet (Killing Eve, Eve/Villanelle) ★

Black Tie by such_heights (A League of Their Own, queer community) ★

Now I Can Fly by walkthegale (A League of Their Own, Jo DeLuca-centric)

Melodrama by mithborien (MCU, Gamora/Nebula) ★

I'm a Man by snarkwithasmile (Revolutionary Girl Utena, Utena-centric) ★

Lost on You by periru3 (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Adora/Catra)

If U Seek Amy by elipie (A Simple Favor, Emily/Stephanie)

Bad Guy by AudreyV (Star Trek: Discovery, Burnham/Georgiou)

Become You by ultraviolet_catastrophe (Xena, Xena/various)

Whatever You Like by periru3 (multifandom, be gay do crime) ★

Wherever Is Your Heart by cosmic_llin (multifandom, older wlw)

fic

Eyes Always Seeking by igrockspock (Away, Mei/Lu, 1k)

you can be who you are any day of the week by Sonni89 (Baby-Sitters Club, Mary Anne/Stacey, every member of the BSC comes out to Mary Anne, 8k)

Farm-to-Table, Non-GMO, Responsibly Sourced by impertinence (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Amy/Rosa, undercover as a couple, 6k)

Let It Bleed by elviswhataguy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Willow, post-canon, 94k)

and you're on the gossip team by palms (DC comics, Babs/Dinah, 6k)

don't tip the boat over (love and devotion) by merriweather (Derry Girls, Clare/Michelle, 15k) ★

i have crawled over town with your hair in my mouth by Princex_N (Dimension 20, Sam & Zelda, background Sam/Penelope, 4k)

i'm an expert, i'm the one by irisnebula (Dimension 20, Fig/Ayda, college AU, 21k)

let the heavens falter by allapplesfall (Dimension 20, Tracker-centric, background Tracker/Kristen, 28k) ★

Starlight by pigflight (Dimension 20, Fig/Ayda, Tangled AU, 15k) ★

the sound of your heart in your head by pigflight (Dimension 20, Adaine & Ayda, Fig/Ayda, 2k)

The Yunk and the Restless by Nomad (Discworld, Polly/Maladict, 3k)

don't know what a slide rule is for by heart_nouveau (Ghostbusters, Patty/Holtzmann, 3k)

The Other Big One by yeahitshowed (Gilmore Girls, Paris/Rory, canon divergence, 3k)

I Think I Just Blacked Out by Telanu (Grace & Frankie, Grace/Frankie, Brianna POV, 7k)

More Than I Have by chainofclovers (Grace & Frankie, Grace/Frankie, 4k) ★

to know even in the deepest sleep that it is you by millerpertuis (Grace & Frankie, Grace/Frankie, 3k) ★

Signature Color by scioscribe (Legally Blonde, Elle/Vivian, Star Trek AU, 5k)

Comes Out Wrong by Sineala (Marvel comics, Jess/Carol, Secret Invasion-era, 2k)

the only place worth being by overnights (Marvel comics, Kate/America, 17k)

the journey is a work of art by GotTheSilver (My So-Called Life, Angela/Rayanne, future!fic, 4k)

An Officer and a Gentleman by cedarboots (Persuasion, Anne/Frederick, trans, 47k) ★

Return Flight by cedarboots (Pride & Prejudice, Eliza/Darcy, trans, 10k)

they say love is a virtue (don't they?) by yasaman (Scholomance, El/Liesl, 3k) ★

I Made Phone Calls with Foreign Coins by out_there (Sports Night, Dana/Natalie, 1k)

Hey Hey You You I Don't Like Your Girlfriend by impertinence (Spy, Raina/Susan, 9k) ★

don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo by firstaudrina (Stranger Things, El/Max, post-S3, 1k)

Girlfriends by thingswithwings (Ted Lasso, Keeley/Rebecca, 1k)

I'll Wear the Red Dress Tonight by leiascully (Ted Lasso, Keeley/Rebecca, 4k)

When It Comes to Nightlife by Muccamukk (Ted Lasso, Keeley/Rebecca, 6k)

Inside the Noise by scioscribe (Thoroughbreds, Amanda/Lily, post-canon, 7k) ★

Five Earth Gifts That Dorothy Brought Home by ErinPtah (Wizard of Oz, Dorothy/Ozma, 5 things, 2k)

the skin you're in by stifledlaughter (Wizard of Oz, Dorothy/Ozma, 6k) ★