#class of 09 kyle

[osmium-knuckles]

Glitter force x Class of 09 dudes

[sanyu-thewitch05]

So I hated how the Flipside did Jecka, so I made a fanfic:

It has:

Yandere Kyle

Angst

Curly-haired Jecka

Consequences of people’s actions

Jecka standing up for herself.

[mayomaggot]

heh idk how to do this and i also dont want to 😅

[stoner3456]

I'M GOING INSANE.

Should I make a Kyle blog as well?? I will take yet another character that appeared twice if I gotta.

[ourselvers]

took me a while but i finally finished it

[kaleidofreak]

day 2 i think i should’ve switched kyle as nicole and stan to jecka but what the fuck i don’t care i just love style (and jeckole)

[laconchadetumadre]

is this anything

[kylegamerguy]

fuck my bitchass dead mom.

my whore mom broke my gameboy before I killed her i'm so done.

[freshwarrior757]

Alternate ending for The Flip Side where Kyle stabs the fucking shit out of Jecka's dad

[southparkblo]

[myl0hv3]

What are your Co09 headcanons likeee?! I NEED to know🙏🏽.

okok i give u one of each character🫶🫶

Nicole - when she was 13 she got into an argument with her mom and walked three hours to macdonals, fell asleep on a bench and when she woke up she walked home (based on a true story)

Jecka - her mom taught her how to belly dance.

Emily - when she was a kid, she didn't feel loved enough by her dad after her parents divorced and she started feeling SHIT, so she went online and started seeking out pedos and basically asked them to groom her so she could get that validation and have a reason to feel shit. Fucked up but it happens

Ari - she really likes colouring - she can sit with her younger siblings and colour for ages.

Kelly - (my baby ilhsm) has a younger sister and an older sister. She a middle child.

Megan - low-key got insanely depressed after the nicole-hunter thing.

Karen - she really misses Jecka, like a part of her is missing, but she can't forgive Jecka for bullying her after she became popular.

Kylar - used to be a mamas boy but his dad thought it was making him queer so he started 'toughening', him up so now he's like his dad.

Jeffery - gets beat by his step dad

Crispin - his hair is greasy and unwashed, smells like dandruff.

Hunter - when Megan confronted him Abt Nicole he started acting like he didn't get it, and started acting like a proper prick.

Kyle - he aspires to be one of those people who travels the world when he's an adult.

[osmium-knuckles]

I'll probably edit this later to include more about Ari's home life. (Neighbors AU.)

Ari and Kyle are sitting on the couch watching some random 2000's cartoon and eating cereal, Kyle's mom is at Ari's again. (Dora the Explorer was released in 2000 so I chose that one.) Ari: "Why does your mom come over to my moms' so much?" Kyle: "I dunno, why does yours?" Ari: "Knowing her probably to bitch about shit, but your mom comes over way more often than my mom." Kyle: "Maybe your house is just nicer than my house." Ari: "Hell no, we may be white and well off but my mom's a fucking psycho who doesn't look after her own shit half the time and my dad doesn't care enough to clean up himself, your house is way nicer than mine." Kyle: "My parents have been fighting a lot more recently, that could be it." Ari: "Why?" Kyle: "I dunno, my mom's been going out a lot more and coming home really late, she's been really absent a lot lately, more than she usually is, and when I try to ask my dad about it he just asks me that it's "complicated" and then asks me if there's any new games I want or whatever. I think he doesn't know that I know that he's trying to change the topic." Ari: "Is that why you have so much stuff in your room? Your dad just buys you whatever to shut you up?" Kyle: "Yeah, basically, my mom too, whenever I ask her anything about where she's going to be or what's going on with her and my dad she just sticks a wad of cash in my face and tells me to "buy myself something nice." Ari: "Well that isn't too bad right? Your parents don't involve you with their messy parent shit and you get whatever you want." Kyle: "I guess. I mean I can still hear them fighting sometimes but I just shut it out by listening to music or playing some game. It's cool and all but I really just want their love I guess. I'd take that over any game or whatever." Ari: "Yeah, that makes sense. Well. You have me, and Trody, and Kylar, mumbles whatever help he is." Kyle smiles at that. Kyle: "Yeah. I guess I d-" Ari: "OH MY GOD THE FUCKING BARN IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU YOU STUPID BITC-"

[blue2black]

I’m obsessed ngl.

Here’s some more COD incorrect quotes based on the game of Class Of 09. Both of them:

(Also, Cheshire is my COD OC, she only appears once.)

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Gaz: You’re a whore.

Graves: Excuse me? I have a girlfriend and a purity ring!

Gaz: For real? How do I get one?

Graves: Little late for you.

Gaz: No, it’s never too late to have your girlfriend fuck every person but you.

Graves: Ugh, I don’t need to take this! I’m on the honor roll, something you’ll never do.

Gaz: Bitch, why don’t you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honor roll out?

Graves: Are you threatening me?? 😡

Gaz: No, I’m hitting on you, flash me a titty bitch. 🙄

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Soap: Fuck that shit! Do you even know how I got involved with this bitch?!

Shepherd: Language.

Soap: Do you even know how I got involved with this hoe?!

Shepherd: Slightly better.

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Laswell: Actually, I may or may not have been covered in baby oil…

Gaz: Ugh…well, I guess racism wins.

*silence*

Ghost: Can we see the pictures?

Laswell: Get out.

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Graves: I’m getting real tired of you picking on me! It won’t be so fun when the shoes on the other foot!

Rudy: Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in SKETCHERS?

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Shepherd: Is there something between the two of you that you may not realize?

Farah: What does any of that even mean?

Valaria: He’s asking if we’re lesbians.

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Shepherd: You’re excused, cap’n. But work on that foul language.

Price, under his breath while walking away: Work on getting a fucking therapist, holy shit.

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How Ghost’s father could’ve died:

Ghost: And get this!

Ghost: His suicide note was stuck to the fridge with a Cookie Monster magnet.

Ghost: All he wrote on it: SIMON’S FAULT.

Ghost: I’m Simon by the way, hi!—WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM?!

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Graves, walking away: I hate talking, talking’s for gay people…

Gaz: What a theory.

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Laswell, furiously knocking on Price’s door: Come on, come oon…trying not to get blamed for a hate crime…!

Price, opens the door: I’m watching football, this better be really fucking good.

Laswell: It’s actually really bad!

Price: Oh, well see you later.

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Gaz: Dude, we'll look the other way on your minor fetish and get you a pizza, okay?

Cheshire: Does he have a major fetish?

Gaz, looking at Cheshire: No, his major fetish is a minor fetish.

Cheshire: So, what's the fetish?

Gaz: I told you, a minor fetish.

Cheshire: I know it's a minor fetish, what's the fetish for?

Gaz: Minors.

Cheshire: Like, guys that dig coal?

Gaz: Not those minors.

Cheshire: So, shitty baseball players?

Gaz: What? No!

Cheshire: Then what's the fetish??

Gaz: ...

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Soap's mom: Excuses, excuses!

Soap: Weren't you supposed to be happy or something?

Soap's mom: Ugh...I'm gonna go up to my room and read up how to fold the pastrami.

Soap's mom, walking away: You better find a way OUT of those remedial classes!

Soap: You better find a real fuckin' job, bitch.

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Shepherd: What's your T-cell count?

Gaz: Uh.

Alex: I-I don't get it; we don't take shop.

Shepherd: You don't take shop...?

Alex: Yeah, they use T-cells in shop class, what's that have to do with AIDS?

Gaz: That's a T-square, Alex--FUCK!

Alex: What? No--if you knew why'd you look at me??

Gaz: I didn't know how much we were supposed to say!

Alex: How the fuck would I know?!

Gaz: YOU SAID WE HAD AIDS!

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Soap's mom, walking in: Ugh, today was hard but still rewarding.

Soap: What was?

Soap's mom: My day working at the Deli?

Soap: Oh...I wasn't asking, but alright.

Soap's mom: You don't wanna hear what happened?

Soap: I think I'm good.

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Valeria: There's something I've been wanting to say lately.

Alejandro: Oh, what's that?

Valeria: The n-word.

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Valeria: For a week it’d be kinda fun. You wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?

Farah: Fuck no.

Valeria: Why not?

Farah: ‘Cause you’d be doing all the abusing.

Valeria: Oh like what? 😒

Farah: Just weird shit. You’d like…put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark.

Valeria: …so, you wanna try it?

Farah: No!

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Norris, walking away: Let’s see how the General deals with your abundance of comebacks.

Ghost: Soap, we’re not even a week in and you’re getting sent to the General’s office.

Soap: New record, don’t be jealous.

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Gaz: For real, I don’t like how he talks to you, Simon. You’re actually like, really cool and smart and you should be treated as such.

Ghost, flushing: Wow, that’s uh…

Gaz: What’s wrong?

Ghost: People tell me that all the time and I just say “I know”. But now that you are saying it, I forgot how to take an actual compliment.

Gaz: We’re friends, don’t worry about it.

…

Ghost: Are you trying to have sex with me?

Gaz: Not really.

Ghost: Yeah, I have no idea how to process this.

Gaz: Does the General ever compliment you?

Ghost: No. 🙄

Gaz: ‘Cause he can’t appreciate what he has..and seriously, like, seriously, Ghost…

Gaz: If I ever see him talk to you like that again I will rip his beating heart out and hand it to you on a silver platter.

Ghost: 😳…a-and you don’t wanna have sex with me?

[pierced-princess]

the options are being a lesbian or dating men

@xxxlacrossekingxxx i think theyre being a bot bi-phobic man, might wanna find their location

[silly-kitty6]

Who wanna be moots?? All my interests in the tags.