#email chain

[garblixdligzoog]

Msg From: SquishyLover400

Sbj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tabalicious!

To: <UserStrngInvalid>

Heyo! I'm just sending a message to you on behalf of Squishy Play Palace #3304 that you have not paid off your tab of 300 dollars. Could you please give me a call back on this date? 12/22/24 it would be lovely please and thank you -Gregoriah

Reply from: <UserStrngInvalid>

Subj: No.

To: SquishyLover400

I am seventy trillion light years away from your universe. How are you sending me these messages?

Reply From: SquishyLover400

Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tabalicious!

To: <UserStrngInvalid>

Please can I just have the money my boss is gonna be really really really mad if I don't pay off this one. I hate getting scolded at, I do! Please, just pay off this 300 dollar tab!

-Gregoriah

Reply from: <UserStrngInvalid>

Subj: ...

To: SquishyLover400

Over the past year I have had to deal with an alien feline on the brink of death, sorting several thousand people's ashes from the testing sites, people trying to steal my hammer, my employers getting mad about the problems at Two Stud Camp's Black Bone ritual, a mouse from hell that constantly tries to invite me to tea parties, a giant gray sentient wall crashing into my door, and a man owl sleeping near my friend's play room. I have no concern over monetary value.

-C.M.

P.S.

Stop trying to sell me your green squishy things, My friend has enough of them. Your burgers and fries also taste horrible.

[house-of-twilight]

Hello my dear, to what do we owe the pleasure?

This is an email-based penpal service. You will be playing a character of your own creation and talking to other people in-character.

You will create your character and send out a request either through submission or through asks. Make sure to give your email but as far as characters go, you can give as much or as little detail as you want. Go nuts.

There will be events from time to time.

Lore

Rules

[riumeri]

"Huh? You got a weird email from me yesterday? U-um, yeah, about that... My account was hacked, so you can just ignore it."

[bearotonin-international]

Ahhh to be a brown bear sitting on a rock daydreaming in Germany. Now that’s the life

[chainemails]

Happy fWHOREth of July 🇺🇸💥 my fellow SLUTTY 🍆💦 AmeriCUNTS! 🇺🇸😂 On this day 📅 in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES 👴🏻🍆 of our nation 🇺🇸 got DRIPPY 💦💦 together & signed 📝 the Declaration of IndependSEX, 🇺🇸👉👌 breaking away 💔 from those COCK BLOCKING 🚫🍆❌ Brits 🇬🇧☕️ & giving us our 🙌 freedom 🙌 to FUCK! 🍆🍑💦 So grab those 💥 sparklers 💥 & start LICKIN 👅💦 some BUTTHOLES 🍑 good ol AMERICAN style! 🇺🇸💦 SHOOT ↗️🎉 your LOAD 🍆💦 of 💥 fireworks 💥 off, FLOP ⤵️ those BIG ASS 🍑 John HanCOCK 🍆🌭 WEINERS 🌭 on the grill, 🍳 & wave 👋 the 🌟 Star SPANKING 🍑👏 Banner, 🇺🇸 praising 🙌 the red 🔴, WHITE ⚪️💦 & blue! 🔵 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES 🇺🇸😹 or you won't 🚫 get Lady Liberty's 🗽 GREEN TITS 🗽 in your face tonight! 😭 Get 3️⃣ back & you're a 🇺🇸 Ben FrankCLIT LICKER 👅💦 Get 5️⃣ back & you're a 🇺🇸 John PennIS SUCKER 🍆🍆 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you're the 🇺🇸 Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN 🍆💦👑

[indigovigilance]

I woke up this morning and chose violence.

[velvetjune]

Return to Sender | Control

[visenyaism]

AU warden of the eastjaime finally bothers to go to his job in affc before running around the riverlands. gets to the vale. “hey is that sansa stark lol.” redemption arc COMPLETE ANY% SPEEDRUN.

[catboydan]

ok this proves all we need to do it make even MORE noise about expanding TIT to more countries so the promoters and venues see it

[officialbruciewayne]

TO: btw@wayneenterprises.com FROM: d.m.mcveigh@freemail.com Dear Mr Wayne, Thank you for agreeing to this interview. I normally conduct my interviews face-to-face to keep a better flow of conversation. If it works for you, I propose I email you my questions one by one and adapt to the flow of conversation as we go. Please let me know if you prefer all questions in advance to prepare your statements. There is no hurry, as I will be freelancing this article and not pressed to a deadline. I typically like to begin by asking my interviewees to tell me a little bit about themselves for any readers who aren't familiar with the person. In your own words, who is Bruce Wayne? Yours, Dottie McVeigh.

TO: d.m.mcveigh@freemail.com FROM: btw@wayneenterprises.com Ms McVeigh, Having read some of your earlier work, I appreciate your candor and hope to return it with my own. I am quite at ease for you to send your questions one by one for the purposes of flow. However, I do caution that there may be questions I am unable to answer fully or in part. It is pleasing to hear you are also not financially bound to any agenda with this article. I'm sure you also appreciate that independence. My immediate response to who is Bruce Wayne is to say that he is the least important man in Gotham City. However, in the interests of truthful reporting, and knowing that you prefer an interviewee who does not obfuscate, I must honestly say that Bruce Wayne is a father before he is anything else.

All my best, Bruce T. Wayne.

[paperw0rmz]

“But you can’t DM people :/“ GET A FUCKING GRIP!!! GET A EMAIL AND START AN EMAIL CHAIN WITH PEOPLE!!! ITS SO MUCH MORE FUN TO EMAIL I PROMISE YOU!!! FLIKR IS A IMAGE HOSTING SITE ITS NOT FOR MESSAGING!!! MESSAGE OTHER WAYS!!! IF YOU WANT TO ASK SOMEONE ABOUT SOMETHING COMMENT!!!

Haha no but like wouldn’t it be such a funny prank to like start using older social media instead of hoping onto the newest ones and trying to revive them.

Haha wouldn’t it be so funny if we all started to use Flickr again haha, you know the website/app that was built for photo sharing and just that so it doesn’t even have likes just comments and “faves” which work as a saved file haha

Wouldn’t it sooo funny if we revived Flickr wouldn’t it guys it would be so funny haha you know it still shows you chronological stuff unlike other apps wow isn’t that soooo weird haha

It’s also like soo weird that you can organize photos into little sections like Pinterest and it’s free option allows you to host thousands upon thousands of photos n stuff and if you want to pay less than the basic Netflix fee and still not have ads (unlike Netflix and other social media) you can just do that.

It’s also just like sooo #indiesleazeEmoHipsterCoquetteCore or whatever the fuck

[theladyspanishes]

Apologies but you were at the top of my Tumblr feed and I have been instructed to randomly tell someone online a painful truth.

Here goes.

Closing your posts to comments is an inherently hostile act.

Again; sorry. Nothing personal. We all serve the random number gods in our own fashion.

Mndrew, I recognise your profile pic, I've seen you around, I know you're a chill community member and active participant and stuff, so I want to be clear that this isn't like a dig on you or anything, it's just a response to the thesis statement: "Closing your posts to comments is an inherently hostile act". I don't know how many of you know this, but a while back, while I was still at university, I spent around a year? Maybe 2? dealing with an obsessive online stalker.

They made it very difficult to spend time anywhere online, but they especially weaponised Tumblr (I think they realised it was a less public account of mine where I could seek respite). I would wake up in the morning to find they had sent me hundreds, on one occasion close to a thousand, messages. The messages would range from threats of self harm or against me to seemingly nonsense phrases designed to just remind me that they were still there. The tumblr notification sound still spikes my anxiety.

You can't block someone like that. First of all, they would and do simply make more accounts (I just checked - I still have 30+ accounts of his blocked over here). Secondly, this kind of behaviour leaves you in a trap; If you interact with them, they know they have access. If you block them, they know that you saw their message... so they know they have access.

During this period, I had the good fortune of being able to ask Grace Helbig, of all people, whether she had any advice. She got so furious on my behalf I still tear up a little when I think about it, but *she* told me a painful truth that day: As much as you might like to, as much as most people know how to behave appropriately, you cannot leave yourself open to every line of communication your audience might want.

If you look around at my socials you'll probably start to notice a trend. You can't comment on my instagram posts unless you're a follower. You can't DM me unless I follow you on Twitter. Places where I can't control those settings, I simply do not ever open my inbox. In fact, it was really only a short time ago that I turned tumblr messages back on, after a loooong hard think. In many cases this is something that actively hurts my engagement, but it's a choice I've made to draw a line on where and when and how people can access me.

All of that said, you don't need to be an internet personality with digital stalker trauma to draw your lines. Closing your posts to comments is not inherently hostile, it can be an act of self-care, self-preservation. No one is entitled to be able to access you in every way they want to.

[tj-crochets]

On the one hand I am glad people keep including evidence that their claims are false when they email my boss to complain about me, but on the other hand I do not understand why they expect it to go in their favor when they include screenshots that clearly show I did not do what they say I did. Like, I'm glad they include the evidence in my favor, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

[souless-minion-of-orthodoxy]

You’ve seen the 1966 production memo about Vulcan names from Bob Justman-

(This one)

-but have you seen the REPLY?!?

Taken from this article:

[chainemails]

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[watermelinoe]

extremely funny that corporations respond to customer complaints by giving you free product of the thing you just complained about