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29283772188 hours of waxing poetic about stupid looking cartoon characters

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eugene laughing comp that youtube wont let me upload lol. his iconic laugh and the episode's namesake <3

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garlic, spring onions, soy sauce, brown sugar, sesame oil, and red pepper flakes

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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the darrell i know

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Wyd after drinking the Linux slurpee

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more artifacts

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the screaming part in this one sounds unbelievably good

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if you dont know what ytpmv elf is get off my blog

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jesus christ. how on earth did they find the perfect clip to make it sound like hes saying gay people. i was expecting a lot from this video but its even better than i expected

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he has CPTSD the likes of which you can barely even fathom. he has neurodevelopmental disorders that havent been invented yet.

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lakewood plaza persecuted him for his neglected swag

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fink loves getting reactions out of people and darrell is the most reactive person in the entire world so their relationship was doomed from the start. literally all she has to do is call him a "stinky head" or some shit and he loses his mind

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oh how i miss you... our rodeo may be over, but our love will go on

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i still have battery acid lung from the darrell mines

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4 fruit leathers for breakfast

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i get cuteness aggression bad but i dont want to squish the cute thing. the only one i want to injure is myself. and maybe tear open my shirt and start banging my head against the ceiling like the mom in hereditary

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this might be a controversial opinion but i think adult cats are cuter than kittens. being around kittens kinda just stresses me out because im worried im gonna accidentally thundercunt one of them into the nearest brick wall or something