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🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 🍝Luigi Mangione 🔥👨‍🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!”😫😫 ⏪ so he can KEEP THRUSTING BACKSHOTS 💥🍑 into those CORRUPT EXECUTIVES HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦

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💦Yo!! BREAKING NEWS 🚨😱 The ADJUSTer 🍏⚔️, notorious HIT-🦵man 👤💩has been caught 🕵️‍♀️👮‍♂️at the Micky D’s 🍟👅 stuffing his face 🍔🍆 💦 after MURDERING 😵💀 the CEO of CUMinsurance 🏥🍌 in a very FREAKY way 😈💦!! LUIGI shot his shot 🎯🍆 at Brian THOMPson who got a LOAD 💦😳 on his face 👅 HITMAN was SLAMMING 🔨 the CEO 📝 like he was trying to HUMP 🐶 that insurance policy 📌 into submission 😈💦 and all while using his adjusting tool 😉🍆 🔫 NOW Caught RED-HANDED 🙅‍♂️❤️ with a DICK in hand 🍆🍟😜👆!!! The BUNS 🍔 are sizzling 🔥 from the heat of his actions 🔫🍆💦!! THE FBI 🕵️‍♂️🍌 were lookin for him like 💼👮‍♂️ screamed, "DOES SIZE MATTER?!" 🍆👀😏 He’s been HANDCUFFED 🥺💦 in a compromising position 🤭 on the HARD floor!” 😍💦 Guess he’s really in deep now 🔥⛓️👀 and has to make his BAIL with some good old-fashioned CUM 💦💦 now... ready for some STEALTHY bonding 🍆🤫👀 before he goes up the river! 🌊💦 No more HIT man, just SLIT man😩🍑🛁💦 You better 🏃‍♀️��� send this to ten of your horniest 😈👅 SLUTS or you might just find yourself ASSASSINATED 🍑🍑💥 get 0️⃣ back UR a McFLOP 🍟😩🔫 get 5️⃣ back you SLAY 💃🌟 like THE SLAYED ceo 💀🤑 GET 🔟 BACK that mean u can 🤓👆💦DENY DeFEND dePOSE💦 🔫👅 so what you waiting for, get to WORK 👊🍆🕺

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December 1st

SAY🗣GOODBYE 👋🏻TO 🦃HOEVEMBER🦃 CUS ITS OFFICIALLY 🍆DICKCEMBER🍆‼️ITS THE MOST 💦CUMDERFUL💦 TIME🕐 OF THE YEAR📅 AND SPANKA🍑 CLAUS 🎅🏻 IS CUMMING💦 TO TOWN👀🙌🏻I HOPE YOUVE 👉🏻BEEN A GOOD😏👍🏻GIRL👯‍♀️FOR 😩DADDY😩 SANTA🎅🏻🎅🏻 SO HE’LL FILL YOUR STOCKING🧦🎁 UP WITH HIS 😳CREAMY🤤EGGNOG🥛BUT WAIT🙀‼️‼️ LOOKS😤👀 LIKE YOURE ON👇🏻 THE 😈NAUGHTY😈 LIST📄‼️ ALL YOURE GETTING FROM 🎅🏻SAINT🎅🏻DICKOLAS🍆 THIS ❌XXX-MAS❌😩 IS SOME BIG 🖤BLACK🖤ROCKS😡😡 DADDY👨🏻 MIGHT HAVE A SPECIAL🤫😉PRESENT🎁 WAITING FOR YOU😌UNDER👇🏻👇🏻 THE 🍑CHRISTMASS🍑 TREE🎄IF YOU LICK👅 HIS CANDY🍭CANE😉 JUST RIGHT👌🏻💯 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣5️⃣ OF THE SLUTTIEST😼🙌🏻 HOE HOE 👯‍♀️ YOU KNOW OR 😱YOU 👉🏻WILL GET NO❌🚫💦CUMMIES💦 UNTIL NEXT YEAR📅‼️

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SPANKSgiving

‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had ��� our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!

After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍

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🍂🍁 It’s HOvember 🍂🍁, time to gobble 🍗🍆 down a LONG. HARD. TURKEY. NECK. 🍢👅 Them sweet PUSSY POTATOES are hot 🔥 and ready🍠🍑 for EXTRA baby GRAVY 💦🍛💦 seeping all over that plate! 🥵😋 Hurry!! Grandma 👵🏻 needs to FEAST 🦴🤫Get ready to STUFF your tight pieholes 🥧 with some juicy 🍴CARVING 🍗 action, ‘cause this month, we’re going DEEP 🕳️👀 into some heavenly 🙏📿 HOLES 🍰🍑 SPREAD those rich CREAM PIE CUMMIES 🥵🍦🍒 on a warm side of DICK 🍆🍌, and don’t forget to drizzle 🫗 that HOT SAUCE 🌶️💦 over your clit for that extra KICK! 👟💥🔥 Share this with YOUR 1️⃣0️⃣ TURKEY TROT SLUTS 🦃👙 or risk missing out 🫣 on the best STUFFING 👀💋 you’ll ever PRAY for! 😍😜💋 Get ready, it’s gonna be a moist 🌊 November, so grab your bibs 👅🧢 and prepare for a feast 🍗🍗 OF TURKEY TUSHY 💩 you’ll never forget! 💦💦

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Happy Veterans Day🗽💯! It’s time To 🎈CELEBRATE 🎉the troops today so their helmets ⛑ shouldn’t be all that is hard🍆😋! Remember 🧠🤔 their sacrifice so that we can be the sexy 😜cumqueens 💦👸💁‍♀️that we are today. Let freedom 🇺🇸 ring because it’s time 🕙 to let a vet SEMPER FI-nish 🍆💦all over your smooth little belly. Don’t forget to serve 💪✋🏼your CUNTry today! 💯Send this to 🔟 little SLUTS ready to give cervix to America. 🇺🇸If you get 5️⃣ back you’re promoted to Genital. 🍆🍑

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Happy😃Halloween 🎃 you slutty💦slutty GHOULS 👻 time for 🕠 the one day 1️⃣ a year you CAN 👙 dress slutty 😳 without 🚫 an excuse! 👍🏻 SO take out your 🐱 cat ears AND 🐰 bunny tail & hop on 😉 the witches’ broom 🍆 TRICK or TREAT 👌🏻🎉 is what you ASK 🤗 so dance around 💃🏼 to see some A$$ 🍑💦 SEND THIS to 📭 every BLOOD-sucking 🍷 soul-stealing 😒 dick-eating 🍆 BITCH you know ✌🏻️ to wish them a SEXY 💘 night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re 😘😍 the freakiest 💦 MONSTER around 🐊 Get 5️⃣ back 👌🏻 and you’re a 🔥 spicy VAMPIRE! Get 0️⃣ back & you 😪 got a can of pop 🍾 in your bag!👎🏻 HAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! 🎃

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‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND ���DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

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It’s Cybersecurity Awareness Month

🚨🔥💦 WELCOME TO COCKTOBER, YOU TECH FREAK—CYBERSECURITY AWARENESS MONTH, WHERE YOUR BACKDOOR BETTER BE LOCKED UP TIGHT AS HELL OR YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SLAMMED HARD! 🍑💻💦🔥🚨

IF YOU’RE LEAVING THAT BACKDOOR SWINGING WIDE OPEN 💻🍑, YOU’RE BASICALLY BEGGING FOR EVERY HACKER FROM RUSSIA 🇷🇺, CHINA 🇨🇳, AND EVERY CREEPY DUDE WITH A LAPTOP 💻 TO COME TEARING INTO YOUR FILES 💦🍆—STRAP UP THAT CYBERSECURITY LIKE YOU’RE STRAPPING INTO YOUR FAVORITE TOY! 🍆💥 IF YOU DON’T, YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED SO HARD YOUR COMPUTER WON’T BE ABLE TO BOOT UP WITHOUT BLUSHING 😏💻💦!

STEP 1️⃣: IF YOUR PASSWORD IS STILL "PASSWORD123," YOU’RE BASICALLY LYING SPREAD-EAGLE FOR EVERY HACKER ON THE WEB 😤🚫💦! YOU NEED A PASSWORD THAT’S AS NASTY AND STRONG AS YOUR WILDEST FANTASY 💦🛌—TRY "TH1CKD@D69!" 💋🔥 OR "H@RDCORETHRUST69!" 🍆🍑💦! MAKE THAT SHIT SO STRONG IT’LL LEAVE EVERY HACKER BLUE-BALLED!

STEP 2️⃣: TURN ON TWO-FACTOR AUTH 🔑📲—THAT’S LIKE THROWING TWO CONDOMS ON BEFORE YOU LET ANYTHING IN! 💦🍑💻 DOUBLE-BAG THAT SHIT, ‘CAUSE YOU DON’T WANT SOME NASTY RANSOMWARE SNEAKING INTO YOUR HARD DRIVE 🍆💣! DON’T LET THEM RAW-DOG YOUR FILES—LOCK THAT SHIT DOWN 🔒💻!

STEP 3️⃣: QUIT CLICKING ON "LOCAL MILFS WANNA FUCK NOW" 👵🍑 AND "FREE SEXY iPHONES" 📱💦—THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU OVER FASTER THAN A DRUNK VEGAS HOOKUP! YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA SCORE BIG 💦💸, BUT ALL YOU'LL GET IS A NASTY VIRUS THAT’LL LEAVE YOUR HARD DRIVE PUKING! 💻🤢💣

FORWARD THIS FILTHY MESSAGE TO 10 FRIENDS OR YOU’LL GET YOUR FILES TAKEN SO HARD, YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SIT STRAIGHT FOR A WEEK! 😭📂💔💦🔥

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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅

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🎶OHHH S🅰️YY CAN 🎵YOUUU 💥CREAMMM🎇🎵🇺🇸⁉️⁉️ Happy🎊 fWHOREth4️⃣🗓️ of 🍼GOOly you 🤩star-SPANKled 👏🏻SLUTS🫦🫦 and 🫡patriotic PRICKS🇺🇸🎉❕❗️❕ Today🚨 as you👊🏻 get 🗽AbraHOT🥴 for the 👨🏻🍆POUNDING 🧠Fathers🧑‍⚖️🪙 in your lives, 🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️BEND OVER🙇🙇‍♀️ and let them ♋️PUMP🍾 their ❤️🤍red and WHITE❤️🤍 stripes 😱DEEP😵 into 🫵🏻your 💙💙blue BOX💙💙❕‼️ Let us 🤬pledge allegiance🫡🎖️ to 🔮🎱COCK AND BALLS🤤🍆🍌🥵 and 🍑ASS AND TITS🍒 as the ORGASMIC 🧨bombs 🅱️URST🌋 in air❗️ I’m 👑proud to be an 🇺🇸🦅AmeriCUNT🤠🇺🇸 this 🎆🎇IndepenDICKS Day🧨‼️🇺🇸‼️ Every 🥴STUPID HOE🙆‍♂️ knows🪟🤨 that WashingTWERK👯‍♀️ DC🏛️ is our 🗽national 🦅capital, but only the 🔥HOTTEST🔥😮‍💨 pieces of 🅰️merican ASS can recite✅ the 5️⃣0️⃣ SLUTS and their capitals‼️ Let’s SCREAM🎆 them together—READY⁉️❔🔢

1️⃣ MontCUMery🫶💦, AlaCLAMa🦪

2️⃣ GOONeau🌀😈🧴, AlaSKEET✊💧😵‍💫

3️⃣ PENIS🍆, AREOLA🍕

4️⃣ Little COCK🤏🏻🤏🏻, ArkanRAW🥩🍣

5️⃣ SCROTUMento🍒, CaliFORNICATE👉🏽👌🏽

6️⃣ DenVERSE↕️, ColoRODo🍡😈

7️⃣ HARDford🤥🍆, ERECTicut🥖

8️⃣ BENDover🧎‍♂️, DelaBAREBACK🏇🏼

9️⃣ PHALLICassee🍌, FloriDONKI-DONK🤤☄️

🔟 FATlanta🐳, GeORGYa👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

1️⃣1️⃣ HonoluLUBED🫗, HaWEENY🌭🤤

1️⃣2️⃣ BUSSY🍑😚, IdaHOE🤪💅

1️⃣3️⃣ SPUNKfield💣💥, IlliLINGUS👅

1️⃣4️⃣ IndiaFAPolis👏🏻🫨, IndiANUS🕳️🤲🏻

1️⃣5️⃣ Des LOINES🩲, IoWANK🤯💦

1️⃣6️⃣ TOEPICKER🦶🏻👌🏿, KansASS♨️🎂

1️⃣7️⃣ FrankFART🍑💨, KenCUCKy🧍‍♂️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

1️⃣8️⃣ SCAT ‘N’ SPLOOGE💩💦, LouSQUEEZEiana🫨🍆🫶🏻

1️⃣9️⃣ AuGUSHta🌊, MOANe😮‍💨🥴

2️⃣0️⃣ AnnaHOLEis🕳️, MaryHANDY🤝🏻

2️⃣1️⃣ BUST-on🤯💦🥲, MassaGOOCHetts💢

2️⃣2️⃣ LUSTing💋, BITCHigan😈

2️⃣3️⃣ TAINT Paul💩💨, MEATYsota🥓🤑

2️⃣4️⃣ JACKS-on😊💦🥲, MISS-PISSY-SISSY🍌💦🥃

2️⃣5️⃣ JOHNSON City👺, KISSouri👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

2️⃣6️⃣ HeleNUT🥜, MOUNTana🤠

2️⃣7️⃣ LICK-CUM💦🥵, NebraSKANK🦗🦗

2️⃣8️⃣ cARSEson SHITTY💩, NeVAGa🍯

2️⃣9️⃣ ConcWHOREd🤐, New HUMPSHART🍑💨💩

3️⃣0️⃣ TrenTWAT🤡, New JIZZY🍼🤤

3️⃣1️⃣ Santa GAY🎅🏻💕, NUDE MexiCUM🍆🤌

3️⃣2️⃣ Al-BONER😱🍆, New PORKED🥵🤏🏻

3️⃣3️⃣ RaLIBIDO🫦🫦, North CaroLACTATE🍼

3️⃣4️⃣ PISSmarck🍻, North DaCOOCHIE🥧

3️⃣5️⃣ ColumBOOTY🍰🍰, O-HOG-o🐖

3️⃣6️⃣ CHOKElahoma⛓️‍💥 City, OklaHOMO🏳️‍🌈

3️⃣7️⃣ SLAM-EM🫨🥊, OreGASM🍾🤯

3️⃣8️⃣ HarrisSPURT🌋, PENILEvania🍡

3️⃣9️⃣ PROSTITUTE👙💃, CHODE Island🍠🏝️

4️⃣0️⃣ CoLABIA🥞, SUS🧐 CaroLIGMA🫦

4️⃣1️⃣ QUEER🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, SUCK DICKota🧠😮‍💨

4️⃣2️⃣ ASSville🍩🍩, TennesSEMEN🦑

4️⃣3️⃣ AuSTUFFED🤰, SEXas🤭🤭

4️⃣4️⃣ SLUT LICK TITTY💄, UTERUS🥢

4️⃣5️⃣ MontPEE-IN-HER🛐, VerMOIST💦

4️⃣6️⃣ DICKmond🌭🌭, VIAGARA💊

4️⃣7️⃣ oNYMPHia💋🤫, WashingTOOT💨

4️⃣8️⃣ CharlesTONGUE👅, West VAGINA🩸🩸

4️⃣9️⃣ DADDY’S SON🧎‍♂️🕺🏻, WisSQUIRTson💦🥽

5️⃣0️⃣ HYMENne🌷😘, WyoMOMMY👵🏻👵🏻

Bonus (🦴BONER🦴) round🆗 for the P🅾️🅾️Pulated territories📍👮‍♂️❕

5️⃣1️⃣PaGOO PaGOO🍼🤤, AmeriCREAMY Samoa☔️

5️⃣2️⃣HE-GOT-IN-YA🫶, GUANO💩💩

5️⃣3️⃣SENPAI🎎, WHOREthern Mariana SLIMElands🏝️

5️⃣4️⃣San WAP🌊, PUSSY Rico🥠

5️⃣5️⃣Charlotte ANALLY👉👌😈, US VIRGIN SIMPlands🏝️

Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ quizzical🤓 jizzical American🇺🇸 CUMPATRIOTS👯👙👠❕ If you👇🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, your little 🥵pent-up ❤️‍🔥Puritan PUSSY will be 🧴😳GLUED SHUT😭🙅‍♂️⛔️‼️❕ If you👍🏻 get 🔟➕🔙, you’ll be 😍filled to the 🤤BRIM with 🇺🇸🏈PATRIOTISM🦅🔫 as you 💪🏻STUFF ALL your 🕳️HOLES⛳️ with 🗣️🌭WIENERS🗣️🌭‼️❗️❕

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🚨ALERT🚨 GAY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN✅ 🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨

PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN✅

MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:

IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #STRAIGHT📏 ANYWHERE ON GAY🏳️‍🌈 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A “Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark” TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE ❄️

THE 👫❌STRAIGHTZSTAFFEL❌👫 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF CANADA 🇳🇿 🇳🇿 🇳🇿 TO SEARCH FOR ANY STRAIGHT ACTIVITY

ANY HETEROSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY

STAY VIGILANT AND GAY👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈 ❌👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨❌👩‍❤️‍👨❌📏❌📏❌

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HEY ALL U LEGAL CITIZENS!!! Today is 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Memorial Day!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to ⛵🚢🛥️SHIP🛥️🚢⛵ over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like we FUCKED Osama Bin Goteem!!👳👳👳 Gotta get those star spangled cummies⭐🇺🇸⭐!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time to 🍖🍖BBQ🍖🍖!!! Get ready for that SLAB O' MEAT🍆🍆😍😍 because it's ready to STRETCH THAT JAW😩🍆🍑💦🐄😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Let those juices RUN🏃🏃 down your THROAT and over your CHIN🤤🤤. STUFF that face😏😏 like you do for DADDY😘😩 and SWALLOW every last bit 😫😍 😉😏 don't forget the troops who 🔫🍆🔫FIGHT for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT🍑🍆🍑🍆. SUCK🍭🍭 daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT👉👌 and let him park it in your rear PORT 🚢⛵send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your messiest MEAT eaters🍖🍆🍖🍆.If you get 0️⃣ back GET OUT of my country🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸! If u get 5️⃣ back ur a TALIBAN FUCK GOAT🐐😍👳!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅💦💦 GUN of LUST🔫🔫. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR FOX🦊🦊🦊HOLE TONIGHT!!!!

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Memorial Day 😮📅is here and you 👉know what that means! Time 🕓 to remember 🙏and 💐thank 🙇👏all those brave 💪soldiers who sacrificed 😭😱😫their lives 💀👻so we can be🇺🇸 free 🇺🇸 to suck👄👅 any dick🍆we want😍!

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sorry y’all been busy will try to be more active with Memorial Day and 4th of July coming up

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Happy 🕠 420 ☝️ to the coolest 😎 stoners 💯 and pot 🗿 heads out ☮ there. Blaze 🔥 🆙️ ⬆️ those 🌴 trees and 🖕 fuck the 👮‍♂️🚔 po po❗ Make sure 🙊 to have 🌮🍕🍖🍗 munchies 🍝🍦🎂🍩 ready because 🚬 this 420 😤 comes once 🎈 every 💯 thousand 🗓♻️ years! So cheef 😱 the 💪 fattest 🤜🤛 doofers 🌬 and keep 🙈 those 👀 eyes blazed 😲 and 😑 barely 🛒 open! 🤙 Namaste 🕉 Blaze 🇨🇬 🚼 Babies!

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Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn't the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans DICK🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽👅 a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner sluts👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death😵😲! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥