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chainemails · 1 month ago
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🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 🍝Luigi Mangione 🔥👨‍🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!”😫😫 ⏪ so he can KEEP THRUSTING BACKSHOTS 💥🍑 into those CORRUPT EXECUTIVES HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦
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akumastrife · 9 months ago
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Hey all you ✨ ACE-STOUNDING 🌌 SLUTS🥵!! You know what 🕵️‍♀️TODAY 📆is?? It's Ace🖤💜🤍 VISIBILITY 👁️👁️day and I SEE👀 all you WILD FREAKS 💦❓saying👎 NO🤢 to pleasures 👉🏻👌🏻of the FLESH🍆🍑🌮!! My ANACONDA 🐍don't want NONE 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️! So put on your🎶💃 dancing shoes 👟 and get ready to go🏃‍♀️💨out to get GARLIC🤤 BRED 😏 2night. Because the only ones getting🍀🤞🏻 LUCKY 😜 are those HORNY😈 FICTIONAL 📚 HOES 📝 😩 and the best thing 🥵 STUFFED is PIZZA 🫣🍕!! Send this to all your AYYYSEXUAL 💅🏻 BADDIES 😜 to show them you're perceiving👁️👁️ and NOT🚯😒 YANKING 👄your THROBBING 🥴DEMI☔ according to their 🚦 BOUNDARIES 🚧. If you get 5️⃣ back you're a nasty🤭 little cake 🍰🧁 whore!! If you get 🔟 back 😍 you're keeping your 👖👕 pants ON and not🫡 invaded 👽🛸 for carnal experiments 👩‍🔬.🤯 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting tucked IN 😤 SNUG 🛌🍿📺as a MOTHAFUCKIN BUG🪲 and get to 🤩 STAB ⚔️🗡️the last BITCH🐶 who asked if 😑you're a robot🤖 or ever "tried" to "see if you're sure"!!! 🔫🔫🔫
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howltothewind · 11 months ago
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It’s Leap Day 📆🗓️🍾 💦 sluts💦! Happy February 29th🎉😘, the day that doesn’t exist😖👀. That means today👇 only you can get as freaky🙀😈 as you want and it doesn’t count🙅🏻‍♀️! So go Leap🏃‍♂️💨 onto some 🍆💦dick💦🍆 and get your 🍑Febussy🍑 blasted🔫🥩🤰. This event only 💦cums💦 every 🐢4skin🧥🐢 years📆, so don’t❌ prematurely ejaculate😩🥵😳 into March!!! Today only those freaky 🍀Irish ladies🍀 can propose💍✨ to their men if they eat it good🍑😩😜, so 🍆dick down🥜 in their honor🏆🥇. Send this to 10 of your 🍑thicccest🍐 anachronistic bitches👯‍♀️ to wish them a 💧🌊wet and juicy🧃 ✨🏳️‍🌈BI-sSEX-tile🏳️‍🌈✨ year! If you don’t get any back ❌❌ you’re getting ⏭️SKIPPED⏭️ this year hoe 🤕☠️… If you get 5 back you’re a sexy Febitch💃🏽 whose gonna drift their time⏱️ on some 🍆dick🍆! If you get 10 😤😩 back you’ll be 🤾‍♀️leaping onto fat hog 😩🍆✨for the hole ✨🕳️✨ day as you get you’re gaping🚛 calendar🗓️ stuffed📬 with an extra 🥰😘 D(ay)✨✨!!!
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chabothedino · 7 months ago
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I sought slutty chain messages for Pride Month. I found them lacking. I made my own. Enjoy.
CALLING ALL EGGPLANT 🍆 GLUCKING DUDES🕺, CLAM 🐚 DIGGING GALS💃, AND GENDER BINARY BASHING BADDIES🚫🚻🤑⚧️ PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈has MOUNTED💦🕳 and ain't leaving til we've all HAD OUR FILL😲💯
Big Daddy 🥺👨 corporations💰have SLICKED🤤up their logos with rainbows🌈 and are THRUSTING‼️them into your news feed🤳📩😩
March🦶your fine ASSES🍑🍑🍑to CHOKE🥴the streets🛣with the fruity🥝🫐🍍and allied✊️✊️✊️mASSES👯
CUNTinue your brick throwing🧱, suckin🍭, and fuckin🙊as the FOUNDING MOMMIES🫡🇺🇸intended❤️🤍💙
TRANSition🏳️‍⚧️to the BEDROOM🛏and SLAY💅🏽the night away🎆⏰️ from the CALIFORNICATORS🏜🥵 to the CONNECTICUMLICKERS🏕👅
LUST🫦joins PRIDE🙌as the TOP🔝 sins🙏we SERVE🫷, and we're RIDING🤠this wave til July🎇🌞CUMS🌊
Send this to🔟of your SWEETEST little SODOMISTS🤭🍑🍌If you get0️⃣back, you have WERK✋️to do! SASHAY AWAY🏃to the doghouse🐶🏚! If you get5️⃣back, you should feel GAY😊because ANYONE could see👀you've been on that GRIND(r)💪and you're straight as a CIRCLE⭕️ If you get🔟back, you're the DOM👑 of the Alphabet Mafia🔫🏳️‍🌈, and all the good little sluts🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️will line up to kiss💋BOTH your rings😚❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍
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did-someone-say-aliens · 9 months ago
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List 5 things that make you happy, then send this question to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged one of your posts :3 /nf
ooh fun! :-0 hmmmmmmm
Tangled the series!!! :]
visual novels
hatsune miku!!!
chocolate anything
my cat!!
im too tired to send this to everyones inboxes so i’ll just @ the people
TO EVERYONE THAT GETS @‘ed
you dont have to do this! just for fun :]
@pterodactyl-mobile
@anaskunk
@rotten-milk-and-honey (hey its you! hiii!)
@rueitae
@funkyratman
@karenka-sutcliff
@dark-super-sonic
@37-angry-bees
@box-of-chaooos
@wowciarka
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theamazingdale · 17 days ago
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Every ho 💁‍♀️down in 🏡ho-ville 🌃liked 🧎‍➡️Twinkmas 🎄a lot. But the 💅binch who lived on ⬆️top of Ho-ville 😤did not!🤬 "I must find a 🕵️way to 🧐stop these🤐 Twinks cumming,"🥴 said the binch. He 😒hated their🤩 Yaaaasing, 🥳and their 😜butt bongo ✊drumming👏. So he got his 🐶pup MA❌❌❌ 🐾and rode 😈One whore's 🙌open slay 🛷with big 🤤empty sacks📭. He rode into Ho-ville to 😏house 6️⃣9️⃣, and he took the 😩twink vodka, and 🥺twink wine. He swiped 💦lubers and 🍆tubers 🪵and all the 🩲ho jocks, he took all ✨twinksmas🌟 things down to the 😱dirty socks🧦. Then the binch hit 😳the road with his 😩big fucking load, 🥵right to the 🫨edge🫣 of town, when he 🦻heard a strange sound.👀 Every twink down in 🌇ho-ville🛖 the 👨‍🦳tall and small,🧒 was 🗣️moaning😫, without any toys at all🤯. They say that the 🕳️binch's hole🍑 grew 💓three sizes that day🫶. So he ran 🏃‍♂️‍➡️back to ho-ville bringing 💌toys and toast🎉, and he, he himself, 😍was the twinkmas 🐽spit roast🐷
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thedoodlebops · 9 months ago
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HEY YOU SAPPHIC ✨👅🌼 SLUTS 👋🏼👋🏼 YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY 🗓⬇️ IS?????⁉️ THATS RIGHT✔️, ITS LESBIAN👩‍❤️‍👩🕵🏻‍♀️ VISIBILITY DAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 SO ITS TIME ⏰🕰 TO 👏🏼 POP 👏🏼 THAT 👏🏼🏳️‍🌈 HOMO 🅱️USSY🐱👅😫💦👄🌮 BUT MAKE SURE YOU STOCK UP⬆️ ON OFFICE SUPPLIES 📂🖇📏BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SCISSORING ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ ALL 🙌🏼😩NIGHT 🌃 LONG👌🏼👈🏼👅😝💦💦💦SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR CLOSEST LADY 🐯👄🌮 LOVERS SO 👉🏼YOU👈🏼 CAN GET 😫🤗OFF😊 TONIGHT👍🏼😵😜 🍑☝🏼💦✂️‼️IF YOU 😵 DON'T 😵 YOUR MUFF🐈🌺 WILL BE DRY😱😷🌵🏜 FOR A YEAR 🗓😭😵😫 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU'RE A LES-BAE-AN 👏🏼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👅👌🏼 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL BE ON A 🐱���PUSSY🐯🐈 DIET FOR THE REST🔜 OF YOUR LIFE 💦👅🌮 🍑 😫👈🏼🌺👄🐱👏🏼💦💦
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octopustoaster · 2 years ago
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To celebrate July 4th, here’s the chain text I wrote last year:
🎉🎉🎊Happy🎊🎉🎉 ☀️July☀️ 🥴🥴fWHORETH🥴🥴 u 🇱🇷patriotic🇱🇷 💦cum💦 😩sluts😩!!!! 📆Today📆 is the ⏱day⏱ where we the 🚽PEEple🚽 🥳celebrate🥳 our 🍆🥴POUNDING🥴🍆 DADDIES and their 📜founding📜 of 🇱🇷🇱🇷AmeriCUM🇱🇷🇱🇷 the CUMtry💦💦💦 we now 📞call📞 a 🏡home🏡😌😌 Attend a 🍈🍈BOOBYque🍈🍈 and 🕯light🕯 those 🎆fireTWERKS🎇 without 🚫🚫any🚫🚫 regard 4️⃣ 👩those👨 who might have 😧😧PTSD😦😦 either from the 🪖🎖military🎖🪖 industrial 💦💦CUMplex💦💦 or 🎲something else🎲 either way it’s 🚫not🚫 ur fucking business😡😡😡!! 👇Under👇 this 🇱🇷🇱🇷⭐️star⭐️ 🤤SPANKled🤤 banner🇱🇷🇱🇷 we can 🎭pretend🎭 2️⃣ care🥰🥰 about 🧬life🧬 🗽liberty🗽 and the 😈FURSUIT😈 of 🍆haPENIS🍆 but who 🧠knew🧠 🥺freeDOM🥺 means the genoTHIGHS🦵 of 👩people👨 who don’t 👀look👀 the same, the 📜right📜 2️⃣ 🐻BEAR🐻 💪arms💪 letting 🧍‍♀️people🧍‍♂️get 🪦slaughtered🪦 with 🔫🍆AR fifPEENS🍆🔫 and the 🏛💦suCREAM💦court🏛 👐pushing👐 us into fascism🇺🇸🇺🇸! Aren’t we all so 😀😀glad😀😀 that this👇👇👇 country exists😁😁😁, aren’t we all 👍better👍4️⃣ it?? ✉️✉️Send✉️✉️ this 2️⃣ 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️sluttiest🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🇱🇷flagpole🇱🇷 👯dancers👯 If 👉u👈 get 🤢0️⃣🤢 back ur 🚫nothing🚫 but a 💦🏴‍☠️CUMunist🏴‍☠️💦 If u get 🥴5️⃣🥴 back ur a real 🇱🇷patriotic🇱🇷 😻😻pussy😻😻!!!
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hyliandude · 2 years ago
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Your life is in shambles because you didn’t reblog that good luck and money chain text post in 2008
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chainemails · 1 month ago
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💦Yo!! BREAKING NEWS 🚨😱 The ADJUSTer 🍏⚔️, notorious HIT-🦵man 👤💩has been caught 🕵️‍♀️👮‍♂️at the Micky D’s 🍟👅 stuffing his face 🍔🍆 💦 after MURDERING 😵💀 the CEO of CUMinsurance 🏥🍌 in a very FREAKY way 😈💦!! LUIGI shot his shot 🎯🍆 at Brian THOMPson who got a LOAD 💦😳 on his face 👅 HITMAN was SLAMMING 🔨 the CEO 📝 like he was trying to HUMP 🐶 that insurance policy 📌 into submission 😈💦 and all while using his adjusting tool 😉🍆 🔫 NOW Caught RED-HANDED 🙅‍♂️❤️ with a DICK in hand 🍆🍟😜👆!!! The BUNS 🍔 are sizzling 🔥 from the heat of his actions 🔫🍆💦!! THE FBI 🕵️‍♂️🍌 were lookin for him like 💼👮‍♂️ screamed, "DOES SIZE MATTER?!" 🍆👀😏 He’s been HANDCUFFED 🥺💦 in a compromising position 🤭 on the HARD floor!” 😍💦 Guess he’s really in deep now 🔥⛓️👀 and has to make his BAIL with some good old-fashioned CUM 💦💦 now... ready for some STEALTHY bonding 🍆🤫👀 before he goes up the river! 🌊💦 No more HIT man, just SLIT man😩🍑🛁💦 You better 🏃‍♀️💨 send this to ten of your horniest 😈👅 SLUTS or you might just find yourself ASSASSINATED 🍑🍑💥 get 0️⃣ back UR a McFLOP 🍟😩🔫 get 5️⃣ back you SLAY 💃🌟 like THE SLAYED ceo 💀🤑 GET 🔟 BACK that mean u can 🤓👆💦DENY DeFEND dePOSE💦 🔫👅 so what you waiting for, get to WORK 👊🍆🕺
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omokel · 6 months ago
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criminally underrated ronsey interaction imo
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reunitedinterlude · 6 months ago
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we are chained together
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whatisamildopinion · 3 days ago
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sorry but I just KNOW Riz and Penny have the most unhinged text chain known to man happening off screen
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helpallthenamesaretaken · 9 months ago
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i love how different percabeth is from different male lead narrated american middle school romances from the romantic point of view. usually, the male lead has a crush on the cold and kind of mean female protagonist cause she's pretty and not like the other girls.....she's pretty and not like the other girls....thats it oops. but annabeth and percy. annabeth fell first. even though she's cold and sassy too, she believed in percy. she saw the good in him and loved him for it. then percy fell. he didnt have to worry about whether annabeth would like a loser like him. yeah, he doubted why annabeth liked him once in a while, but it was a never a question of 'does she?' its healthy. and thats what makes rick riordan one of the best middle school authors ever thank you bye
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lessi-lover · 20 days ago
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paige bueckers x reader text messages 😙😙
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lazycranberrydoodles · 5 months ago
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miku but she works at wawa
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