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[akumastrife]

Hey all you ✨ ACE-STOUNDING 🌌 SLUTS🥵!! You know what 🕵️‍♀️TODAY 📆is?? It's Ace🖤💜🤍 VISIBILITY 👁️👁️day and I SEE👀 all you WILD FREAKS 💦❓saying👎 NO🤢 to pleasures 👉🏻👌🏻of the FLESH🍆🍑🌮!! My ANACONDA 🐍don't want NONE 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️! So put on your🎶💃 dancing shoes 👟 and get ready to go🏃‍♀️💨out to get GARLIC🤤 BRED 😏 2night. Because the only ones getting🍀🤞🏻 LUCKY 😜 are those HORNY😈 FICTIONAL 📚 HOES 📝 😩 and the best thing 🥵 STUFFED is PIZZA 🫣🍕!! Send this to all your AYYYSEXUAL 💅🏻 BADDIES 😜 to show them you're perceiving👁️👁️ and NOT🚯😒 YANKING 👄your THROBBING 🥴DEMI☔ according to their 🚦 BOUNDARIES 🚧. If you get 5️⃣ back you're a nasty🤭 little cake 🍰🧁 whore!! If you get 🔟 back 😍 you're keeping your 👖👕 pants ON and not🫡 invaded 👽🛸 for carnal experiments 👩‍🔬.🤯 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting tucked IN 😤 SNUG 🛌🍿📺as a MOTHAFUCKIN BUG🪲 and get to 🤩 STAB ���️🗡️the last BITCH🐶 who asked if 😑you're a robot🤖 or ever "tried" to "see if you're sure"!!! 🔫🔫🔫

[chainemails]

🎶OHHH S🅰️YY CAN 🎵YOUUU 💥CREAMMM🎇🎵🇺🇸⁉️⁉️ Happy🎊 fWHOREth4️⃣🗓️ of 🍼GOOly you 🤩star-SPANKled 👏🏻SLUTS🫦🫦 and 🫡patriotic PRICKS🇺🇸🎉❕❗️❕ Today🚨 as you👊🏻 get 🗽AbraHOT🥴 for the 👨🏻🍆POUNDING 🧠Fathers🧑‍⚖️🪙 in your lives, 🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️BEND OVER🙇🙇‍♀️ and let them ♋️PUMP🍾 their ❤️🤍red and WHITE❤️🤍 stripes 😱DEEP😵 into 🫵🏻your 💙💙blue BOX💙💙❕‼️ Let us 🤬pledge allegiance🫡🎖️ to 🔮🎱COCK AND BALLS🤤🍆🍌🥵 and 🍑ASS AND TITS🍒 as the ORGASMIC 🧨bombs 🅱️URST🌋 in air❗️ I’m 👑proud to be an 🇺🇸🦅AmeriCUNT🤠🇺🇸 this 🎆🎇IndepenDICKS Day🧨‼️🇺🇸‼️ Every 🥴STUPID HOE🙆‍♂️ knows🪟🤨 that WashingTWERK👯‍♀️ DC🏛️ is our 🗽national 🦅capital, but only the 🔥HOTTEST🔥😮‍💨 pieces of 🅰️merican ASS can recite✅ the 5️⃣0️⃣ SLUTS and their capitals‼️ Let’s SCREAM🎆 them together—READY⁉️❔🔢

1️⃣ MontCUMery🫶💦, AlaCLAMa🦪

2️⃣ GOONeau🌀😈🧴, AlaSKEET✊💧😵‍💫

3️⃣ PENIS🍆, AREOLA🍕

4️⃣ Little COCK🤏🏻🤏🏻, ArkanRAW🥩🍣

5️⃣ SCROTUMento🍒, CaliFORNICATE👉🏽👌🏽

6️⃣ DenVERSE↕️, ColoRODo🍡😈

7️⃣ HARDford🤥🍆, ERECTicut🥖

8️⃣ BENDover🧎‍♂️, DelaBAREBACK🏇🏼

9️⃣ PHALLICassee🍌, FloriDONKI-DONK🤤☄️

🔟 FATlanta🐳, GeORGYa👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

1️⃣1️⃣ HonoluLUBED🫗, HaWEENY🌭🤤

1️⃣2️⃣ BUSSY🍑😚, IdaHOE🤪💅

1️⃣3️⃣ SPUNKfield💣💥, IlliLINGUS👅

1️⃣4️⃣ IndiaFAPolis👏🏻🫨, IndiANUS🕳️🤲🏻

1️⃣5️⃣ Des LOINES🩲, IoWANK🤯💦

1️⃣6️⃣ TOEPICKER🦶🏻👌🏿, KansASS♨️🎂

1️⃣7️⃣ FrankFART🍑💨, KenCUCKy🧍‍♂️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

1️⃣8️⃣ SCAT ‘N’ SPLOOGE💩💦, LouSQUEEZEiana🫨🍆🫶🏻

1️⃣9️⃣ AuGUSHta🌊, MOANe😮‍💨��

2️⃣0️⃣ AnnaHOLEis🕳️, MaryHANDY🤝🏻

2️⃣1️⃣ BUST-on🤯💦🥲, MassaGOOCHetts💢

2️⃣2️⃣ LUSTing💋, BITCHigan😈

2️⃣3️⃣ TAINT Paul💩💨, MEATYsota🥓🤑

2️⃣4️⃣ JACKS-on😊💦🥲, MISS-PISSY-SISSY🍌💦🥃

2️⃣5️⃣ JOHNSON City👺, KISSouri👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

2️⃣6️⃣ HeleNUT🥜, MOUNTana🤠

2️⃣7️⃣ LICK-CUM💦🥵, NebraSKANK🦗🦗

2️⃣8️⃣ cARSEson SHITTY💩, NeVAGa🍯

2️⃣9️⃣ ConcWHOREd🤐, New HUMPSHART🍑💨💩

3️⃣0️⃣ TrenTWAT🤡, New JIZZY🍼🤤

3️⃣1️⃣ Santa GAY🎅🏻💕, NUDE MexiCUM🍆🤌

3️⃣2️⃣ Al-BONER😱🍆, New PORKED🥵🤏🏻

3️⃣3️⃣ RaLIBIDO🫦🫦, North CaroLACTATE🍼

3️⃣4️⃣ PISSmarck🍻, North DaCOOCHIE🥧

3️⃣5️⃣ ColumBOOTY🍰🍰, O-HOG-o🐖

3️⃣6️⃣ CHOKElahoma⛓️‍💥 City, OklaHOMO🏳️‍🌈

3️⃣7️⃣ SLAM-EM🫨🥊, OreGASM🍾🤯

3️⃣8️⃣ HarrisSPURT🌋, PENILEvania🍡

3️⃣9️⃣ PROSTITUTE👙💃, CHODE Island🍠🏝️

4️⃣0️⃣ CoLABIA🥞, SUS🧐 CaroLIGMA🫦

4️⃣1️⃣ QUEER🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, SUCK DICKota🧠😮‍💨

4️⃣2️⃣ ASSville🍩🍩, TennesSEMEN🦑

4️⃣3️⃣ AuSTUFFED🤰, SEXas🤭🤭

4️⃣4️⃣ SLUT LICK TITTY💄, UTERUS🥢

4️⃣5️⃣ MontPEE-IN-HER🛐, VerMOIST💦

4️⃣6️⃣ DICKmond🌭🌭, VIAGARA💊

4️⃣7️⃣ oNYMPHia💋🤫, WashingTOOT💨

4️⃣8️⃣ CharlesTONGUE👅, West VAGINA🩸🩸

4️⃣9️⃣ DADDY’S SON🧎‍♂️🕺🏻, WisSQUIRTson💦🥽

5️⃣0️⃣ HYMENne🌷😘, WyoMOMMY👵🏻👵🏻

Bonus (🦴BONER🦴) round🆗 for the P🅾️🅾️Pulated territories📍👮‍♂️❕

5️⃣1️⃣PaGOO PaGOO🍼🤤, AmeriCREAMY Samoa☔️

5️⃣2️⃣HE-GOT-IN-YA🫶, GUANO💩💩

5️⃣3️⃣SENPAI🎎, WHOREthern Mariana SLIMElands🏝️

5️⃣4️⃣San WAP🌊, PUSSY Rico🥠

5️⃣5️⃣Charlotte ANALLY👉👌😈, US VIRGIN SIMPlands🏝️

Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ quizzical🤓 jizzical American🇺🇸 CUMPATRIOTS👯👙👠❕ If you👇🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, your little 🥵pent-up ❤️‍🔥Puritan PUSSY will be 🧴😳GLUED SHUT😭🙅‍♂️⛔️‼️❕ If you👍🏻 get 🔟➕🔙, you’ll be 😍filled to the 🤤BRIM with 🇺🇸🏈PATRIOTISM🦅��� as you 💪🏻STUFF ALL your 🕳️HOLES⛳️ with 🗣️🌭WIENERS🗣️🌭‼️❗️❕

[howltothewind]

It’s Leap Day 📆🗓️🍾 💦 sluts💦! Happy February 29th🎉😘, the day that doesn’t exist😖👀. That means today👇 only you can get as freaky🙀😈 as you want and it doesn’t count🙅🏻‍♀️! So go Leap🏃‍♂️💨 onto some 🍆💦dick💦🍆 and get your 🍑Febussy🍑 blasted🔫🥩🤰. This event only 💦cums💦 every 🐢4skin🧥🐢 years📆, so don’t❌ prematurely ejaculate😩🥵😳 into March!!! Today only those freaky 🍀Irish ladies🍀 can propose💍✨ to their men if they eat it good🍑😩😜, so 🍆dick down🥜 in their honor🏆🥇. Send this to 10 of your 🍑thicccest🍐 anachronistic bitches👯‍♀️ to wish them a 💧🌊wet and juicy🧃 ✨🏳️‍🌈BI-sSEX-tile🏳️‍🌈✨ year! If you don’t get any back ❌❌ you’re getting ⏭️SKIPPED⏭️ this year hoe 🤕☠️… If you get 5 back you’re a sexy Febitch💃🏽 whose gonna drift their time⏱️ on some 🍆dick🍆! If you get 10 😤😩 back you’ll be 🤾‍♀️leaping onto fat hog 😩🍆✨for the hole ✨🕳️✨ day as you get you’re gaping🚛 calendar🗓️ stuffed📬 with an extra 🥰😘 D(ay)✨✨!!!

[chabothedino]

I sought slutty chain messages for Pride Month. I found them lacking. I made my own. Enjoy.

CALLING ALL EGGPLANT 🍆 GLUCKING DUDES🕺, CLAM 🐚 DIGGING GALS💃, AND GENDER BINARY BASHING BADDIES🚫🚻🤑⚧️ PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈has MOUNTED💦🕳 and ain't leaving til we've all HAD OUR FILL😲💯

Big Daddy 🥺👨 corporations💰have SLICKED🤤up their logos with rainbows🌈 and are THRUSTING‼️them into your news feed🤳📩😩

March🦶your fine ASSES🍑🍑🍑to CHOKE🥴the streets🛣with the fruity🥝🫐🍍and allied✊️✊️✊️mASSES👯

CUNTinue your brick throwing🧱, suckin🍭, and fuckin🙊as the FOUNDING MOMMIES🫡🇺🇸intended❤️🤍💙

TRANSition🏳️‍⚧️to the BEDROOM🛏and SLAY💅🏽the night away🎆⏰️ from the CALIFORNICATORS🏜🥵 to the CONNECTICUMLICKERS🏕👅

LUST🫦joins PRIDE🙌as the TOP🔝 sins🙏we SERVE🫷, and we're RIDING🤠this wave til July🎇🌞CUMS🌊

Send this to🔟of your SWEETEST little SODOMISTS🤭🍑🍌If you get0️⃣back, you have WERK✋️to do! SASHAY AWAY🏃to the doghouse🐶🏚! If you get5️⃣back, you should feel GAY😊because ANYONE could see👀you've been on that GRIND(r)💪and you're straight as a CIRCLE⭕️ If you get🔟back, you're the DOM👑 of the Alphabet Mafia🔫🏳️‍🌈, and all the good little sluts🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️will line up to kiss💋BOTH your rings😚❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

[did-someone-say-aliens]

List 5 things that make you happy, then send this question to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged one of your posts :3 /nf

ooh fun! :-0 hmmmmmmm

Tangled the series!!! :]

visual novels

hatsune miku!!!

chocolate anything

my cat!!

im too tired to send this to everyones inboxes so i’ll just @ the people

TO EVERYONE THAT GETS @‘ed

you dont have to do this! just for fun :]

@pterodactyl-mobile

@anaskunk

@rotten-milk-and-honey (hey its you! hiii!)

@rueitae

@funkyratman

@karenka-sutcliff

@dark-super-sonic

@37-angry-bees

@box-of-chaooos

@wowciarka

[thedoodlebops]

HEY YOU SAPPHIC ✨👅🌼 SLUTS 👋🏼👋🏼 YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY 🗓⬇️ IS?????⁉️ THATS RIGHT✔️, ITS LESBIAN👩‍❤️‍👩🕵🏻‍♀️ VISIBILITY DAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 SO ITS TIME ⏰🕰 TO 👏🏼 POP 👏🏼 THAT 👏🏼🏳️‍🌈 HOMO 🅱️USSY🐱👅😫💦👄🌮 BUT MAKE SURE YOU STOCK UP⬆️ ON OFFICE SUPPLIES 📂🖇📏BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SCISSORING ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ ALL 🙌🏼😩NIGHT 🌃 LONG👌🏼👈🏼👅😝💦💦💦SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR CLOSEST LADY 🐯👄🌮 LOVERS SO 👉🏼YOU👈🏼 CAN GET 😫🤗OFF😊 TONIGHT👍🏼😵😜 🍑☝🏼💦✂️‼️IF YOU 😵 DON'T 😵 YOUR MUFF🐈🌺 WILL BE DRY😱😷🌵🏜 FOR A YEAR 🗓😭😵😫 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU'RE A LES-BAE-AN 👏🏼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👅👌🏼 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL BE ON A 🐱🦁PUSSY🐯🐈 DIET FOR THE REST🔜 OF YOUR LIFE 💦👅🌮 🍑 😫👈🏼🌺👄🐱👏🏼💦💦

[octopustoaster]

To celebrate July 4th, here’s the chain text I wrote last year:

🎉🎉🎊Happy🎊🎉🎉 ☀️July☀️ 🥴🥴fWHORETH🥴🥴 u 🇱🇷patriotic🇱🇷 💦cum💦 😩sluts😩!!!! 📆Today📆 is the ⏱day⏱ where we the 🚽PEEple🚽 🥳celebrate🥳 our 🍆🥴POUNDING🥴🍆 DADDIES and their 📜founding📜 of 🇱🇷🇱🇷AmeriCUM🇱🇷🇱🇷 the CUMtry💦💦💦 we now 📞call📞 a 🏡home🏡😌😌 Attend a 🍈🍈BOOBYque🍈🍈 and 🕯light🕯 those 🎆fireTWERKS🎇 without 🚫🚫any🚫🚫 regard 4️⃣ 👩those👨 who might have 😧😧PTSD😦😦 either from the 🪖🎖military🎖🪖 industrial 💦💦CUMplex💦💦 or 🎲something else🎲 either way it’s 🚫not🚫 ur fucking business😡😡😡!! 👇Under👇 this 🇱🇷🇱🇷⭐️star⭐️ 🤤SPANKled🤤 banner🇱🇷🇱🇷 we can 🎭pretend🎭 2️⃣ care🥰🥰 about 🧬life🧬 🗽liberty🗽 and the 😈FURSUIT😈 of 🍆haPENIS🍆 but who 🧠knew🧠 🥺freeDOM🥺 means the genoTHIGHS🦵 of 👩people👨 who don’t 👀look👀 the same, the 📜right📜 2️⃣ 🐻BEAR🐻 💪arms💪 letting 🧍‍♀️people🧍‍♂️get 🪦slaughtered🪦 with 🔫🍆AR fifPEENS🍆🔫 and the 🏛💦suCREAM💦court🏛 👐pushing👐 us into fascism🇺🇸🇺🇸! Aren’t we all so 😀😀glad😀😀 that this👇👇👇 country exists😁😁😁, aren’t we all 👍better👍4️⃣ it?? ✉️✉️Send✉️✉️ this 2️⃣ 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️sluttiest🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🇱🇷flagpole🇱🇷 👯dancers👯 If 👉u👈 get 🤢0️⃣🤢 back ur 🚫nothing🚫 but a 💦🏴‍☠️CUMunist🏴‍☠️💦 If u get 🥴5️⃣🥴 back ur a real 🇱🇷patriotic🇱🇷 😻😻pussy😻😻!!!

[hyliandude]

Your life is in shambles because you didn’t reblog that good luck and money chain text post in 2008

[reunitedinterlude]

we are chained together

[wantyoumore]

🍂🍄🍁 reblog to wish your beloved mutuals a blessed and lovely fall/autumn 🍁🍄🍂

[omokel]

criminally underrated ronsey interaction imo

[chainemails]

UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

i love how different percabeth is from different male lead narrated american middle school romances from the romantic point of view. usually, the male lead has a crush on the cold and kind of mean female protagonist cause she's pretty and not like the other girls.....she's pretty and not like the other girls....thats it oops. but annabeth and percy. annabeth fell first. even though she's cold and sassy too, she believed in percy. she saw the good in him and loved him for it. then percy fell. he didnt have to worry about whether annabeth would like a loser like him. yeah, he doubted why annabeth liked him once in a while, but it was a never a question of 'does she?' its healthy. and thats what makes rick riordan one of the best middle school authors ever thank you bye

[lazycranberrydoodles]

miku but she works at wawa

[lil-vibes]

update so good i finally drew the goat

[astarionancuntnin]

romancing the pale elf: a story in 3 tavs acts

astarion + text posts (part 36)