#em’s bullshit

[marry-me-malfoy]

the difference in reactions to the pjo show on tumblr vs reddit is crazy

[slutforpringles]

Formuladank sub actually cooking today?!?! 😌🤗👏🏻😅✨| via

[kryptickrow]

partially based off a true story of mormons coming to my door and giving me a buisness card of jesus that i kept for at least 2-3 years before it was sacrificed to rainbow dash and disappeared into the gulf of What The Fuck Is Happening of my room to jumpscare those that attempt to clean it.

[sweet-rabbit]

perspective what's that yeah i started drawing just norway reading then once got past the head, uh, things happened

[whollyjoly]

push your face down on my chest and your heart ain't nothin' but the best and now a dog's a stray but i'm gonna stay

aka the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for part one (part two) (part three)

(song insp.)

[sparring-spirals]

Listen. Smartypants Society? Fuck yeah. I'm going to come clean and admit that I am one of those people that kind of enjoys public speaking/ presentations, and in turn loves seeing people who are Good At Public Speaking/Presentations and enjoy it do their thing. Tricks of timing and emphatic delivery and precise rhetoric and structured argument construction all delivered with charisma dialed up to x100000% is just. 👌

Like, you can make anything sound legit with the right tricks, and in theory I find it SO enjoyable seeing it happen!!! Unfortunately in the context of the Real World this is often seen in contexts that tend to range from Impressive but Sobering or just Literally The Most Frustrating Shit because hey you're talking awful hurtful absolute bullshit but saying it The Right Way, Im Going To Lose it.

So. Therefore........ Smartypants Society generates a deep joy in my soul. Deeply talented speakers/comedians with phenomenal stage presence and quick wit, to use their command over delivery and rhetoric and comedic timing to dissect and break down the most nonsensical things ever? Meticulous argument construction and empassioned delivery about absolute, ridiculous, zero stakes bullshit?? Fuck yeah. Its like seeing someone with expert culinary training and a professionally equipped kitchen make the most 3AM drunk food meal with intentional precision. Tell me why vegetables arent real. Break down who's invited to the cookout. What IS the happiest birthday. Make me believe you. :')

[cosmicourple]

hnnnn,,,, Wetthunderthighs hot spring sex. Hnhhhh,,-

[gremlin-boah]

can Arthur be placed in the peaceful corner too (with a gentle pat on his head) .. he needs a break from the work he does 💔💔

Yup. Absolutely right. Arthur deserves this.

@nuggetsatanslounge828 he deserves this isn't he.

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! As an LMT, this is a COMPLETE VIOLATION of EVERYTHING we are trained in! An LMT would have their license revoked for this!

If a client is inappropriate…which, to say the least Neil’s behavior is unacceptable…the client is BANNED.

Relationships with a client are strictly prohibited. After 6 months of no massages, if you are still interested, you can date.

In the Massage Therapy community, we FIGHT against this entire “happy ending” bullshit.

Sex workers are fine. But LMTs are NOT sex workers.

If some clown wants something else, please go to a sex worker.

I can’t begin to say how utterly REPULSED I am by this “man”. And the massage therapist should lose their practice. Period.

This may have taken place in New Zealand. Maybe NZ therapists do not receive the same training as we in the USA.

UPDATE: New Zealand LMTs have the same high standards we have in the USA. Periodt.

[largishcat]

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

[marry-me-malfoy]

i could read percabeth mini essays for hours

[gil-notskajla]

how about we, uhh

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Don't you understand!? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet!

[bassboosted-moon-chao]

Gadget with an Aibo :]

[whollyjoly]

it's gon' be a long ride home tomorrow from tennessee to texas to la well if i could i'd never leave you i'd come home to stay another night from home away from you it ain't easy i know (baby, don't you want me)

the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for part three (parts one and two)

thinking about rancher!tommy who goes on long two-month cattle drives and dreams of the gorgeous cattle hand back home...

(song insp.)

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to send you lame hater anons about how you're 'ruining your blog theme'