#elizabeth olsen incorrect quotes

[skylarinfinity]

[m/n and lizzie walking around the beach late at night suddenly portal open]

m/n: [shocked and scared] lizzie is that scarlet witch?!

lizzie: [look at scarlet witch with disbelief] what- how?!

scarlet witch: [glare at them] where is billy and tommy? give them to me!

m/n: [grimace] me and lizzie don't have any children yet, and we certainly not going to name our kids billy or tommy.

lizzie: [look at scarlet witch with pout] i'm sorry at what happened to you- the writer don't watch wandavision and he fuck every up!

m/n: [nods] you know he fuck up bad when lizzie say he fuck up.

scarlet witch: [look at them weirdly] what?

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N tries to get up only for Wanda and Natasha to wrap them in a hug from both front and back…

Wanda: detka please don’t

Y/N: Steve’s expecting me to—

Natasha: shh…we’ll make it worth your while

Wanda’s hands toy with Y/N’s PJ shirt…

Natasha’s toy with Y/N’s waistband…

Y/N: okay I’ll stay

[chickenscoven]

agatha all along tweets ; part 1 (seeing how these are received)

[annmaximoff18]

YN: Hi Wanda, hey, have you seen the news today?

Wanda:no why? Did something happen?

Y/N: No, no, of course not, just do me a favor, okay?

Wanda: sure

Y/N: don't watch the news

Wanda: What did you do?

Y/N: Nothing, just don't watch the news and don't let Steve watch it.

Wanda: What did you do?

Y/N:.......

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Wanda : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Y/N: I—

Y/N: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[auroraromaximoff]

Wanda: Hey, has anyone seen my top?

Clint: Nat’s in the kitchen

Wanda: *blushing* No! My black top, with the frilly sleeves!

Sam: oh, Y/n is in her garden.

Wanda: Never mind! Just forget it! *storms off*

Y/n: *walks in wearing Wanda’s shirt* What happened?

[lizziesribbons]

*y/n and Wanda just sitting at a couch watching movies*

y/n suddenly screams: OMG

Wanda panicking: WHAT WHAT THE FUCK DID SOMEONE DIE

y/n: NO I JUST REMEMBER YOU ARE HERE WITH ME FINALLY

wanda confused: yes my love I've been here with you since the last few hou- what do you mean?

y/n: ugh I feel so bad wasting those hours UGH *holds Wanda's face in both her hands*

Wanda: um

y/n: IM GONNA KISS YOU ALL OVER MY LITTLE TINY BABY AW LOOK AT YOU YOU'RE SO ADORABLE I COULD EAT MY BABYYYYYYY IM GONNA KISS YOU

*Wanda blushes crazily unable to speak*

*Natasha enters the room with a disgusted face*: you know y/n she's THE scarlet witch she's not a baby...

y/n eyes Natasha: shush go away *looks back at Wanda* my little baby *kisses her forhead as you cuddle her into you*

[gingiesworld]

Wanda has a broken wrist from hand to hand combat with Nat.

Y/N: I brought you soup.

Wanda: Soup?

Y/N: Yeah, it should make you feel better

Wanda: I'm not sick Y/N. It's just a broken wrist.

Y/N: Well, my dad used to bring me soup whenever I felt like shit so. Here.

Wanda: But I don't feel like shit Y/N. It's just my wrist.

Y/N: I can help you do other things if you'd like. Wash your hair, do your laundry. Give you a mind blowing orgasm. Write your letters or do your reports. You know, the basic needs.

Wanda blushing deeply as the others just filtered out of the room as Nat smirked.

Wanda: The third one. You can give me that one.

Wanda stands up and drags Y/N to her room leaving the soup.

Y/N: The soup will go cold.

Wanda: Do you want to fuck me or feed me?

Y/N: Both, but in that order.

[in-correctxmenquotes]

Erik: if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak.

Pietro: strong.

Wanda: weak.

Charles: A dumbass is what you are.

[scarletlizzard]

After the events at Kamar-Taj, you're tasked by Stephen Strange to track down the Scarlet Witch, not having seen her before. After months of traveling through dimensions to find her, you finally find her and trap her.

Y/N: It's over! I've got you now, witch, stop where you are!

*Wanda turns around*

Y/N, stunned: Oh my god.. wait, you're.. the Scarlet Witch? That destroyed Kamar-Taj? Killed a bunch of people?

Wanda: Uh, yes?

Y/N: *Blushes* I didn't know, you know.. let me put this weapon down. You're like really cute, haha... Are you singl-okay?

Wanda looks around confused: Did Strange send you?

Y/N: Oh, yeah! Yeah, he did.. So you're like a villain or?

Wanda: *Shrugs* I mean, I don't think so.

Y/N: Cool, cool.. Hey, should we just get out of here? Maybe go get dinner?

Wanda: *Looks you up and down* I could eat.

Later that day when Strange calls you

Stephen: Was your lead correct? Did you find her?

Y/N, mouth full of food: Oh yeah, she's great! Hey, thanks for introducing us, we're really hitting it off.

*Wanda smiles at you with a thumbs up*

Stephen, sighs defeated: Yeah, I definitely shouldn't have sent you.

Y/N: No. No, you really shouldn't have. Anyways I gotta go! Wanda and I are gonna go to a universe where everyone sings instead of talks.

Wanda in the background: It'll be like a musical!

Stephen: Jesus Christ.

[skylarinfinity]

Please tell me you do celebrity incorrect quotes too 🙏🏼

[lizzie walk inside her and her husband home see her husband already look at her while sitting on the couch with arms folding]

lizzie: [worried] babe? is something wrong?

m/n: [in serious tone] why are lying at your fans elizabeth?

lizzie: [nervous because m/n use her full name] what do you mean by that? i never-

m/n: you acting like you don't know what mummy means while i call you mummy everyday! [start laughing]

lizzie: [chuckle] you asshole you know that?! [throw her handbag at m/n] i really thought you mad at me and i don't even know what it's about [pout]

m/n: [stand up to hug lizzie and give her couple peck on lip] i could never be mad at you... mummy.

lizzie: [blushing and hide her face on m/n shoulder] shut up!

author notes yes i can write incorrect quotes for celebrity too :)

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda and Rio corner Y/N…

Wanda: I saw them first!

Rio: I’m Death I claim whoever I want

Y/N: surrounded. There’s only one way this is gonna go down in my book

Hours later, Y/N lays in bed with both…

Y/N: I didn’t see it going down this way

Wanda and Rio snuggle them…

Wanda: now you are all ours

Rio: (purrs) and death is no escape either

[tati3001]

*Lizzie lays on the bed, holding her phone and growing stomach*

Lizzie: *Concerned* Baby, did you know that there is a high percentage of parents who don't know anything about their family? They could even forget how many kids they have!

Y/n: *Hums vaguely as an answer while playing a video game*

Lizzie: *Raising an eyebrow* Baby? *Y/n hums* How many kids do we have?

Y/n: Biologically? 2. Legally? 3. Emotionally? An entire fanbase

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: I'm bored

Wanda: me too

Y/N: What if we get married?

Wanda: we are already married love

Y/N: again

Wanda: okay, let's get married

[incorrectquotesandmadness]

Y/N: When are we gonna fuck? Wanda: What? Y/N: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out? Wanda: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..

[auroraromaximoff]

Wanda: I’m worried about how long it’s taking the boys to walk..

Melina: It’s fine, here. Put olive oil on the knees, now if they can’t crawl they have to walk.

Billy and Tommy: *giggling while slipping around*

Nat: Mama, that’s not legal anymore!

Wanda: What?!

Y/n: Im calling my mom for advice…

Y/mn: Mira, put a lime in each hand, and they will start walking.

Y/n: *gives the boys limes to hold* Well look at that…

Billy and Tommy: *start walking*

Nat: I know you said your mother’s a witch, but damn.

Y/mn: I’m always right *hangs up*