scarletlizzard

[scarletlizzard]

Remember when you used to write smut?

Well, people I love are dead and the government pisses me off so

[scarletlizzard]

As always, abolish the fucking Supreme Court.

This'll be the last thing they hear

I'm so over it. I'm furious. I feel so powerless to live in a country where I can't vote, knowing my peers and others around me voted him back in. Where I'm constantly losing even more rights just in the state I live in. Knowing that this is really just the beginning.

Unanimous to ban a social media app while they ignore our needs. They can't pull together on the most simple, humane things likes hm I don't know mandating fucking livable wages, affordable Healthcare, making sure kids don't get fucking shot while they're in school. Yes, losing the app sucks and it's upsetting, but the bigger picture is far more terrifying.

I'm tired.

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Happy Birthday, bud ❤️

It's hard to believe today I was supposed to be letting you drive me around! Though I'm not sure how I would've coped, watching the little boy I watched grow up for so long, drive legally. It doesn't matter that the last time I saw you, you were bigger and taller than me. You'd still be the little kid in his Spiderman pajamas watching everything Spiderman and Twilight with me. Why you wanted to watch 'the vampire movie' all the time will forever be a mystery! I think you thought it was cool because all of us would always talk about it. Little did you know you were the coolest, even when you made me watch countless 'Halo Master Chief vs. One million *insert something completely out of pocket*' YouTube videos. You also would've been an absolute menace on the roads, and I would've been terrified. But I would've loved it.

I miss you and I hope you're okay ❤️💙

Love you always (my favorite Spiderman)

Lyss

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Maybe not

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Who is Kate? 👀

My chief stew 🫶

[scarletlizzard]

Um sometime last night I don't remember. You and 🧊 tried to bite her butt so 👀

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Well, that does sound kinda accurate

But death?? And selling my teeth?? So uncalled for. She gets the jacket

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Honestly at this point I forgot why ur on thin ice but I’m still standing ten toes down on it!!!!!!!!

-🧊

I am the owner of the ice!! You can't put me on the thin side!!!!

[scarletlizzard]

No, I was an innocent bystander. Forced to watch. I had to plead for my life to be spared.

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When and where did you witness this? 🕵‍♂️

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THIN. ICE. 🏏

-🧊

Is this because I told you about my crush on Kate?

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She thought of killing me but didn't cause I'm special ☺️

🐨

Oh, so you were an accomplice? 🕵‍♂️

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THESE ARE LIES AND SLANDER!

-🦝

I will collect ALL evidence before presenting the case to the judge 🕵‍♂️ !!!!

WHY DID YOU KILL US

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Oh, don't worry, she killed 🧊 too, so it balances out.

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She got me and twin?? Now it's personal!

When did these heinous crimes occur? 🕵‍♂️✍️

[scarletlizzard]

So I watched Ley kill you last night. You dropped your tooth, and then she proceeded to sell it for money.

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🤠

I think I missed a chapter?? Ley did what?

NOT MY TEETH I BEG! I'm too particular about them, please sell anything else, leave me my teeth 🙏

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I’ve been sleeping on a mattress on the floor for the past 4 days (so uncomfy I can’t sleep at night lmao) waiting for my new bed to come- it’s supposed to get here soon. Here’s hoping 😭

-🍃

Oh noooo! I hope it comes in soon for you! I recently got a new mattress and my back has never been happier 🫶

I think my dog thinks it's HER new bed though....

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it brings me no pleasure to say that rose is finally on thin ice…

-🧊

Thin ice?? THIN ICE?? 🏏

[scarletlizzard]

was that a holes reference?

Yeah I love holes

[scarletlizzard]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️