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[axoqiii]

augh

[johnconstantinesdick]

The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.

[elyfonart]

NO they're not 'having fun' UGH you just dont get it!!!

[lelelego]

(deadpan) lol

[who-needs-words]

Imagine this.

You’re chilling in your room, probably messing around on your guitar when your dad calls you into the living room.

When you get there you see a number of your family members - mostly your annoying half-siblings but a few more distant realizes, all gathered around arguing. Your dad turns to you and says “your sisters’s best friend is stranded and she wants to go pick him up”

You pause because what? You sister doesn’t really do friends, and you’re pretty sure she broke contract with her last so-called bestie. But sure whatever, you’ve never met the dude.

“And?” You prompt because you could working on a new song right now.

“What are your thoughts?” Your dad asks and oh shit- you don’t even remember this guy’s name and now you have to have an opinion on him???

You’re Apollo from epic the musical btw

[cairamelcoffee]

a Palestinian hostage was held in solitary confinement for 11 years and couldn't even recognize his own family

remember this and compare how hamas hostages were treated fairly because you know western media will not

[einelitas]

His

[chawawanya]

be prepared! it's the start of my idv fixation..and I've shown no signs of stopping

[theeio]

Platonic Zouxie art I forgot to post

[noyzinerd]

[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]

Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!

The pack:

Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!

The pack:

Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.

The pack:

Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!

The pack: The pack:

Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?

[elllisaaa]

I'm convinced Sunghoon has the biggest cock in enha 🤭🫦

okay okay let's talk about ENHA'S DICK SIZES…

JAKE just radiates big cock energy to me, maybe i'm biased but for me he has the longest cock of all of them, really pretty with a visible vein on the side. he would be so weak the moment you succeed in taking all of him down your throat.

SUNGHOON comes second, because he's not the longest but undoubtedly the thickest out of them. he needs to prep you for a long time before pushing in his cock, and even then, you can still feel the slightly painful stretch.

HEESEUNG is way above the average too, big and thick enough so that you feel full in the best way possible but that it isn't painful. though his size is an excuse for him to absolutely overstimulate you during foreplay, claiming that he needs you to be extra relaxed.

JUNGWON is a more reasonable size i think, but he has a mushroom tip, always a pretty color when you've been teasing him all day. he would 100% love to push in only the tip and fuck you like that when he wants to be annoying.

JAY is smaller than the other but he compensates by being very thick, so thick that he can sometimes notice a bulge deforming your tummy when he pushes his cock all the way in. that drives him crazy and activates his size kink each time.

SUNOO has the smallest dick for me, average size, but he knows how to use it so well. he knows your body like the back of his hand, and he's hyper aware of every one of your reactions. when he thrusts into you, he aims for your sweet spot without failing each and every time.

[inquisitoriux]

thranto

[elyfonart]

First kisses ain't always easy...

[lelelego]

ain’t that a kick in the head

[wannaeatramyeon]

DG x Reader: Hair

Spoiler! G/N. Soft. Masterlists

DG bites his tongue and refrains from asking.

It's a stupid question anyway. Racked full of insecurity and especially surprising coming from someone from him.

Yet as your eyes rove over his new style, lingering a moment too long on his dark locks, the question spills forth-

"Don't you like it?"

Delivered on autopilot with a smirk, and his tone implies that of course you do. An age old mask of attitude and arrogance that transcends identities, enough to hide what truly lurks below. The inner workings of James Lee.

You reach up and ruffle his hair, swallowing down the thought that it might take you a while to get used to this, ignore that you're going to miss the shock of baby pink.

It's different, that's all.

Instead you respond by telling him to shut up.

All fondness and zero bite even as you roll your eyes. Your gaze no longer lingers on his hair though your touch does, letting the strands curl around your fingers.

And when his eyes meet yours again, you never bothered to answer his question but nevertheless-

DG feels a weight lifted from his shoulders.

[luneariann]

Hhh